30 Ways Studying In Australia Will Change You Forever

1. Not going here after you’ve finished class will sort of hurt forever…

2. Wearing any other type of shoe will feel restrictive and just, well, wrong

3. When you dream of having a delicious barbie

4. You’ll only be faced with this

5. And you’ll never again find these guys just hanging out around the place

6. When you go for a swim things will always seem less colourful

7. Sunsets will never quite be the same

8. And road trips will never feel as cool

9. Or as epic

10. Or have such incredible scenery

11. In fact everything will feel small

12. Road signs will never be as simple

13. As straightforward

14. Or as varied as they are in Australia

15. And place names just won’t amuse you like they used to

16. Then, just when you were getting used to the taste, this is nowhere to be found

17. And what’s worse, is you’ll have to learn to live without these

18. In Australia you were spoilt because even “the cheap stuff” was a cut above

19. Working out will seem like a chore compared to this

20. Even if you didn’t quite master it

21. Sporting events will feel like they lack a little ‘action’

22. And you’ll even miss how long this lasts

23. And you know what? Even going to the bathroom won’t give you the same ‘thrill’ it once did

24. You’ll miss the friendly ‘Neighbours’ – both on TV and in real life

25. The people you meet will always seem a little uptight in comparison now

26. Lacking in their sense of fun and adventure

27. Never again will winter look like this

28. And anywhere else in the world, ‘thongs’ just won’t mean the same thing

And certainly won’t be as practical or as comfortable….

29. University buildings will seem dull and old fashioned in comparison

30. But worst of all, you’ll no longer be amongst the first in the world to see in each New Year. Life is hard