You’ve studied in the US. You’ve seen the sights. You’ve met the people. You’ve eaten the food. You’ve watched the games. And now your life is completely different to the way it was before. Here’s why.
1. Because forever more you’ll feel like you’re being underfed
2. Things will seem sort of ‘small’
3. And parochial
4. Cars will seem to be missing a little pzazz
5. Swagger
6. You will always be wondering, where’s the ice?
7. People will now seem sort of quiet and closed up
8. Not as open
9. College sports events will seem a little underwhelming
10. Your sporting achievement will forevermore feel a little underappreciated
11. Just not celebrated enough
12. The scenery may seem a little small too
13. In fact you’ll always run the risk of being disappointed by national parks from now on
14. Greetings may feel like they lack spirit
15. And you’ll ask yourself, ‘why can’t people just be a bit more positive?’
16. Just give things a go?
17. The rollercoasters will seem a little small
18. In fact the entertainment parks of all kinds just don’t seem to cut it
19. In fact when you want it big
20. And extreme
21. You just feel like you can’t get no….satisfaction
22. And any road trips you go on may feel a little short
23. Or lacking a certain filmic character
24. The shopping may feel somewhat limited
25. You’ll feel like you don’t quite have the choice you’d like
26. And even if you do, people resent you asking for exactly what you want
27. In fact – now you will always, forever, feel that any service
28. Any bar service
29. Waiter service
30. Hotel service
31. Any service at all
32. Just really isn’t what it should be…Thanks America.
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Well said!!!