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Bitter because you just received a nasty rejection letter but your roommate has a juicy $60,000 offer in Manhattan? Brood no more! The Student.Com Reject-o-Matic will help you work through your angst. Enter your victim's name and e-mail address, and you can send them a rejection letter.

Use the form below to select the letter's tone and content — you can even personalize it. Click on the "Reject Them!" button at the bottom to zap it off and cool their smile.

Receiver's e-mail address:
Receiver's first name:
Receiver's last name:
Receiver's gender: Male Female

Company he or she was rejected from:

  • Use a popular corporate giant:
  • Or enter your own:

Position they were rejected from:

  • Use a popular entry-level position:
  • Or enter one of your own:

Notable talent of applicant:

  • Use a popular notable talent:
  • Or enter one of your own:
(The Grammar Genie says: make sure this is a noun or noun phrase!)

Reason the applicant was rejected:

  • Use a popular reason:
  • Or enter one of your own:
(The Grammar Genie says: make sure this is an adjective or functions like one in a sentence!)

Special postscript you'd like to send the applicant:
(You could identify yourself here, if you want...)

Hey! You're responsible for your words. If you send hateful, mean, spiteful messages to people, you could be liable for all sorts of painful punishments!