||fire, games, computers, making you read this, spending other peoples money|
||Black Hawk Down, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Patton, Full Metal Jacket, Mario Bros., Happy Gilmore, Mr. Deeds, Waterboy, Billy Madison, The South Park Movie, Spaceballs, Space Jam, What About Bob, Terminator, Terminator 2, Terminator 3, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Austin Powers, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Austin Powers: Goldmember, Matrix, Hackers, Wargames, Green Berets, Platoon, Aliens 1-4, Predator, Alien vs Predator, Saving Pvt. Ryan, The Meaning of Life, Sin City, Bat-21, Bridge over the River Kwai, One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest, Thin Red Line, We Were Soldiers, The Longest Day, A Few Good Men, Scotland PA |
|Top Movie Genres:
||Action, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Documentary, Sci-Fi, War, Western|
||Metallica, Rammstein, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Everlast, Eve 6, ACDC, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Ozzy Osbourne, Eric Clapton, Fatboy Slim, Godsmack, led Zeppelin, Linkin park, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Pink Floyd, Queen, Scorpions, The Cars, The Doors, Wierd Al, Doobie Borthers, Foreigner, Steve Miller Band, Bachman Turner Overdrive, Bad Company, Cream, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Who, The Guess Who, Steppenwulf, Marshall Tucker Band, Tom Petty, Alice in Chains, Foo Fighters, Stone Temple Pilots, Faith No More, ZZ Top, Boston, Slayer, Megadeth, Rush, The Offspring, Mindless Self Indulgence, Bad Religion Blondie, Elvis Presley, Buddy Holly, W.A.S.P., Ratt, Tesla, Spinal Tap, Johnny Cash, Cinderella, Nightranger, Kix, Pat Benatar |
|Top Music Genres:
||Classic Rock, Hard Rock, Metal|
||Beavis, Butthead, R. Lee Ermey, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Harrison Ford, Jenna Jameson, Sean Connery, Dennis Leary, Kevin james, Dane Cook, Dom Irrera, Lewis Black, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, John Cleese, Terry Jones, Michael Palin, Terry Graham, Graham Chapman, Bill Murray, Eddie Murphy, David Spade, Mike Meyers, Dana Carvey, Chris Farley, Chevy Chase, Eric Idle |
||Chinese, Italian, Mexican |
||No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country - Gen. George S. Patton Jr. Are you threatening me? - Beavis Why do today what you can put off and do tomorrow? - Mom |
||nice, funny, outgoing, medium length hair |
||sluts, hoes, whores, prostitutes, dumbasses, stuck ups, politically correctnes, being hit/smashed in the the nuts, ego's, immaturity |
The details of my life are quite inconsequential. But, if you insist. I are teh 18 years old and teh senior in teh high school. I got teh crappy job and teh no car. its teh suck. but i have teh great friends and teh best girlfriend. by teh way, i teh own teh jeff!
Im going out with the greatest girl in the world.
the_rhino is the best
I rule. Everyone wants to seXx0r me!!!!
Don't feel too badly, you guys. It's not ALL your fault. It's not just because of you. My bitches and hoes have just gotten pretty demanding and there's just not enough of my "time" to go around.
Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast,
Judas Priest - British Steel,
Metallica - Ride the Lightning,
Alice in Chains - Jar of Flies,
Queensryche - Operation Mindcrime
Early Puberty: The Theme Song by phoenix_89
Jerking jerking jerking /
I just hope my mom's not lurking /
Around that door /
Peeking through the crack in the floor /
Because I do it on my side and on the ground /
Please mom, don't look now /
Because I'm nearing the peak /
Because today a girl brushed by me and I touched her teet /
She smelled like roses and ecstasy /
Please mom, PLEASE DON'T SEE ME! /
I keep going faster and faster /
It feels like my **** is just about to shatter /
I forgot the lube, I'm rubbing it raw /
Because that girl turned around and I think she saw /
That woodie I was sprouting, it was growing gigantic /
If it had a string attatched I think it could raise the Titanic /
So I'm running to the second floor bathroom /
Hoping people don't look at my trousers /
I get in the stall and I slam it shut /
My god, I just hope you're a slut /
And I'm about to blow /
That's it girl, thanks for the show /
Maybe tomorrow I'll come up behind you /
And try to feel inside you /
Maybe it's just like I imagine in my brain /
Pretending you're screaming my name /
And there it goes, shooting the milky way /
I'll be doing it again and again through the rest of the day /
And tomorrow I'll go to school /
And be searching for you like a fool /
Trying to trip and fall on your breasts /
Trying to hide my boner in my fourth period tests /
Please god I hope you're a whore /
Oh ****! She's opening my door!
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Craig is so metal and manly, he can give out kisses to every guy and girl on SCN and no one dares question him. jkw135
The Rhino..... What can I say about the rhino???
Have you seen this guy's penis?!?!?!?
Craig's one of the most unique people on here. And that's not a bad thing. He can be disgusting and vulgar but if he wasn't that way, then he just wouldn't be Craig.
||March 29, 2003 10:04 AM
||Over a year ago