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"if ur hott enough to be seen with then ur hott enough to butcher, and baby im ur butcher!! yaya |
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Someone to talk to Friendship with a girl
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hot sxy chicks (of course).... funny people.... people who are cool/fun to be around :) |
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people who dont talk much. people who are too clingy :( |
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"What am i doing?..Working!!..
Pfft NOT!..But ssssh boss might hear....."
ummmm lol i dnt no
talk to me an u can find out wot u wnt to no
>AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
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1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and
presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.
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2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
you chop away.
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3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting
the toilet seat just by using the sink.
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4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the
pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer.
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5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
after you hit the snooze button.
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6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.
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7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a
hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.
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8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules
of life really are:
>>>>In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
>>>>If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.
>>>> If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.
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9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to
know them.
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10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
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>Thought for the Day:
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>SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES ..... THEY ARE NOT REALLY
>GOOD FOR ANYTHING ... BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO
>YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.
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Click here to view all testimonials summerread says: BRIAN!! well......ummmm....he's a dum dum but a really good friend. he might play those dumb jokes(yes i said dumb jokes brian) on some people *coughs* but he is a good friend. he can make any one laugh when things aren't going to well. brian...i might get mad at u at times but u are a really good friend still. love ya as a friend. *hugs* ang3licious says: brian... how can i describe him? well first of all he's sooo much fun 2 talk 2. he can sumtimes scare me about the things he said, but i no he's jus joking. plus, he can always make me laugh. marines49grl says: what to say about brian...HES A DUM DUM! lol but hes a awsome friend to. so be nice to him or i'll cuss u out =P lol bye bye dum dum
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