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rogue_nymph says:
[private] Oh my god dude, oh my god. What happened last night? I was so wasted, I just blacked out and I don't remember anything. I woke up this morning and my clothes are on backwards, there's a naked hooker in my basement who may or may not be breathing, I have a tattoo of a unicorn banging a grapefruit on my chest, there's a fine layer of cocaine on everything in my house, and for some reason I feel like I may have legally changed my name to Dave. You need to help me fix this, bro. I can't go back to prison. I just can't. Not again. Come over ASAP and bring bleach, an electric carving knife, duct tape, garbage bags, and a box of Kraft macaroni and cheese. The Spiderman kind.
I think I killed a hooker.
AmberLaine says:
Thaddeus is my number one, always! And the only one I'd even consider having a bastard child with. <3
