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Name:   Mari
Age:   27
Sex:   Female
College:   York University
Major:   Criminology
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Hobbies:   Cooking is all I have time now for when it comes to something considered a hobby. Music, Risk, video games with Eric, Crazy 8s, Shopping frivolously, wasting away my life at The Underground.
Favorite Movies:   Disney, High Fidelity, Joy Luck Club, Fierce Creatures, Dogma, Stakeout 2, Birdcage, Memento, Austin Powers movies, The Shawshank Redemption, The Usual Suspects, Miyazaki Hayao movies, Dirty Dancing, Ice Age, The Emperor's New Groove, It Happened One Night (Clark Gable is so hot in that!)...and chickflicks that shall remain unnamed...hmm...The best movie to make fun of: Scorpian King. :)
Favorite Music:   Everything. Mostly stuff like Teddy Thompson, Heather Nova, Trapt, Jeremy Camp, Disturbed, Goo Goo Dolls, Jeremiah Freed, Dishwalla, Our Lady Peace, Sugarcult, Nirvana, Shedaisy, Sheryl Crow, Sister Hazel, Breaking Benjamin, Faith Hill, Sarah Mclachlan, Barry White, Edwin McCain, Linkin Park, Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Tony Bennet, Billie Holiday, Third Eye Blind, Duncan Sheik, Instrumental (George Winston, Pat Methany's OST for Map of the World, Cello music; the Bach cello Suites -- Prelude to Suite 1 in particular, and other classical geniuses), some Metallica, some Offspring, Audioslave, Collapsis, Better than Ezra, Tracy Chapman, Aerosmith, Boyz II Men, The Carpenters (all the way, man; some of my mom's fave music), Hootie and the Blowfish, Darius Rucker on his own, Mudvayne, DMX, Guns 'n Roses...Just everything depending on my mood.
Favorite Celebrities:   Eh.
Favorite Food:   Delicious food.
Hook Line:   ""You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggits!" -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail, "My face is my fortune, that's why I'm totally broke." -- Bette Midler (Beaches), "Maybe she's born with it...maybe it's Vaseline."
Turn-ons:   Food, my guitar and string instruments in general, Hieronymus Bosch, drums, chocolate covered gummy bears, lamps, good books, zippos and zippo tricks, good incense, my feminism and fellow feminists, David Sedaris, Vincent Bugliosi, trampolines, playing sports, berries, words, left handed people, pool/billiards, the dictionary and thesaurus, good cashmere, nature, knives (balisongs), heels, my "boob pillow", bubble baths, things that are red, chameleons, hedgehogs, movie theaters, clubs and dancing, crutches, my belly pierce. :) A good debate, winter clothes, stretch low rise/hipster jeans with the hem to the floor, sleepwear, and Victoria's Secret. Learning...The Swedish Chef muppet thanks to Sara..Neat handwriting, Simone de Beauvoir...In Men: Intelligence, wit, subtle compassion and kindness (not a do-gooder wannabe and the keyword is "SUBTLE"), generosity, and cheeky people...I need someone who demands things out of life. Dark hair and dark eyes, laugh wrinkles, forearms, backs and JAWLINES...NOMROMS, "the Khaki"s, lol...british, scottish and irish accents. Guys who smell REAAAALLY good. Small tattoos around the hands, wrists and fingers. Good storytellers and optimistic realists. :)
Turn-offs:   Narrow-mindedness, ignorance, arrogance, stupidity, self pity, sexism and prejudice, bodybuilders, smokers, machismo, domestic violence, rape, Tibetan prisons, smelly aftershave, chipped nailpolish, Confucius, WHINERS, loud people, spitters, pervs, too much bling-bling, waiting, low standards/expectations, animal cruelty, superficiality, PMS, pain, loss, casts, music nazis, neurotic people, horrible teachers, pessimistic realists (lol), slobs, excessive flatulence, people who keep the water running when they brush their teeth. Picky people. PEOPLE WHO PUT DOWN "GUYS" or "GIRLS" as"hobbies". Feminazis. Popcorn flavored jelly beans piss me off.
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 About Me

I'm less of a human pincushion. Still waiting to get that tattoo. I drink too much now. I want to be a Human Rights Lawyer. Double majoring in Criminology with Law and Society. My general goal in life is to be the best and most interesting person I can be at the end of it all; extremely multi-talented and shit. As an occupation, I now serve people for money. Their food, I mean. I serve their food. For money, definitely, though.


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Member Since:   May 30, 2003 8:18 PM
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