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Hobbies:	[font face='Old English Text MT']mucking about with friends, watching movies, listening to music, watching tv, playing on the computer, talking to people online, sleeping, eating, writting in blood, writting songs, writting short stories, being absolutely rediculous and insane, making people know that i aint normal

Favorite Movies:	Phone Booth, Ghost Ship, Welcome to the Jungle, Underworld, The Core, A Clockwork Orange, The Great Escape, Unbreakable, xXx, Shallow Hal, Titan AE, Matrix, Jamunji, The Jetsons, Ghostbusters, Lost World, Road Trip, The Mummy, Small Soldiers, Liar Liar, Pee Wee, Dennis the Menace, Space Jam, Like Mike, Candyman, Flintstones, The Haunting, Inspecter Gadget, Casper, Lord Of The Rings, Borrowers, Harry Potter, Dinosaur, The Grinch, Dude, Where's My Car? Finding Nemo, The Guilty, Monsters Inc., Alien, Toy Story, Anger Management, Blackadder, Ned Kelly, Johnny English, James Bond, Agent Cody Banks, Austin Powers, Shrek, The Tuxedo, Mr. Deeds, Waterboy, Billy Madison, Jurastic Park, MIB, Flubber, Bicentennial Man, AI, Antz, Bugs Life, Terminator, Ghost Ship, REsident Evil, Shanghai knights, Shanghai Noon, Rush Hour, Fival, Independance Day, Home Alone, Hook, Little Rascals, The Mask, Little Nicky, Mouse Hunt, Spiderman, The Ring, The Castle, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, How High, Bulletproof Monk, Legaly Blonde, Bruce Almighty, Unbreakable, Take Away, Just Married, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Scary Movie, Bean

Favorite Music:	ABRASION, AC/DC - (Favourite songs: "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, Long Way to the Top, You Shook Me All Night Long), AFI, AFROMAN, ALIEN ANT FARM - (Favourite Songs: Flesh and Bone, Wish, Smooth Criminal, Movies), ALI G, ANTON KARAS, AVRIL LAVIGNE - (Favourite Songs: Sk8er Boi), BEFALLEN, BILLY TALENT, BLACK EYED PEAS (Favourite Songs: Where is the Love), BLACK SABBATH - (Favourite Songs: Iron Man, N.I.B., War Pigs, Supernaut, Behind the Wall of Sleep), BLINK 182 - (Favourite Songs: The Rock Show), BOWEL MOUTH, CHEMICAL BROTHERS, CRAZY TOWN - (Favourite Songs: Toxic, Revolving Door, Lollypop Porn, Butterfly), CREED, CUSTOM, DAVID McCALLUM, DEEP PURPLE, DESOLATOR, DJ SAMMY, DON DAVIS, DROWNING POOL, EARTH, EIFFEL 65, EMBODIED, EVANESCENCE - (Favourite Songs: Going Under, Bring Me to Life, My Immortal), FATBOY SLIM - (Favourite Songs: Rockerfella Skank, Weapon of Choice), FLAW, FUCK IM DEAD, GAVIN ROSSDALE - (Favourite Songs: Adrenaline), GOOD CHARLOTTE - (Favourite Songs: Little Things, Anthem, Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous, My Old Man, Wondering), GORILLAZ - (Favourite Songs: Clint Eastwood), GUTTERMOUTH, HATEBREED, INCUBUS, INTENSE HAMMER RAGE, JOE ESCALANTE, JOI, KORN - (Favourite Songs: Got the Life, Freak on a Leash, Dead Bodies Everywhere, Falling Away from Me), LEGION (they go to my school! woo!), LIMP BIZKIT - (Favourite Songs: Nookie, Faith, Pollution, My Way, Rollin, Take a Look Around), LINKIN PARK - (Favourite Songs: BY_MYSLF, Breaking the Habit, Numb, In The End, Papercut, Executioner Style, Crawling, Somewhere i Belong), LIVING END, MARILYN MANSON - (Favourite Songs: This is the New Shit, Lamb of God, Burning Flag, Tainted Love, Rock is Dead, Coma Black, Target Audience), METALLICA - (Favourite Songs: Master of Puppets), MIDNIGHT OIL - (Favourite Songs: What goes on, Power and the Passion, US Forces), N.E.R.D., NIRVANA - (Favourite Songs: Smells like Teen Spirit, You Know your Right, Come as you are), THE OFFSPRING - (Favourite Songs: Come out Swinging, (Cant get my) Head around you, The Kids arent alright, Million Miles Away), OMNIUM GATHERUM, ORBITAL, PASTOR TROY, PAUL OAKENFOLD - (Favourite Songs: Dread Rock), PLACEBO - (Favourite Songs: Bulletproof Cupid, English SUmmer Rain), PUDDLE OF MUD, PSYCROPTIC, QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE - (Favourite Songs: Wake Up, Guerrilla Radio, Callm like a Bomb, Killing in the Name, Bombtrack, Sleep now in the Fire), RAMMSTEIN - (Favourite Songs: Feuer Frie, Mutter, Mein Herz Brent, Ich Will, Links 234, Neber), RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, THE REGURGITATOR - (Favourite Songs: I Like YOur Old Stuff Better Than Your New Stuff), ROB DOUGAN - (Favourite Songs: Furious Angels, ROD ZOMBIE - (Favourite Songs: Reload), SCOOTER - (Favourite Songs: The Logical Song), SIMPLE PLAN - (Favourite Songs: Grow Up, I'm Just A Kid, Perfect), SMASHING PUMPKINS, SMASH MOUTH, SYSTEM OF A DOWN - (Favourite Songs: Prison Song, Roulette, Chop Suey, Chic 'n' Stu, I-E-A-E-A-I-O), SEX PISTOLS - (Favourite Songs: Anarchy in the UK), TRAIN, TRAPT - (Favourite Songs: Headstrong), WEIRD AL YANKOVIC, 3 DOORS DOWN - (Favourite Songs: Kryptonite)��.NOW IM ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN THAT THERE ARE MANY MANY MORE BANDS I LIKE, BUT YOU CANT EXPECT ME TO REMEMBER ABSOLUTELY EVERY BAND... SO ILL ADD MORE AS I REMEMBER MORE

Favorite Celebrities:	celebrities suck. they may act or sing good but i dont give a shit about them anyways

Favorite Food:	fish and chips, pizza, chocolate, turkish delight, chinese, indian, thai, hot dogs, hamburgers, donuts, other pastry things, chicken, cow, pig, sheep, sweets, soft drinks, fruits, a few vegetables, potato wedges, ice-cream, dairy products, irish cream (really really yummy alcohol mix) ermm... cant think of anything else, but theres so much food i love that it aint funny!

Hook Line:	Now i may drink, but i would never drive while drinking... that would be fucking stupid wouldnt it- Ozzy Osbourne---------You can do it Ozzy! Bite his fricken head off! - Rob Schnider, Little Nicky---------im a nut stuck in a nutshell stuck in a nuthouse inside a coconut hanging from a banana tree which is hanging upside down from the roof of a cave which is my nostril -------"now i know these look like computers, but i can assure you, they're not" - DJ Qualls, "The Core"---------"Its not cheating if you spread penut butter on your testicles and let your dog lick it off... because its your dog!" - DJ Qualls, "Road Trip"-------"My school Librarian broke my dick" - DJ Qualls, "The New Guy"---------(man 1) do you mind? (man 2) mind? im anxious! - Plan 9 From Outer Space--------If there is a God, he sure as hell ain't worth praying to. - (Dark_Loner)------------If you dont pay your exorcist, do you get repossesed? (car3less)---------(this is a comedy sketch from an Australian TV show called Skithouse) scientist walks up to microphone(man1) "my fellow scientists. i am about to tell you something that will change our future greatly. not even the media has been alerted yet. We have discovered living bacteria on MARS!" croud of scientists get all exited "yes. life on Mars. now, ill be taking any questions you have before the media is alerted. yes, you? points at man2 (man2) "is it hot?" (man1) no, mars is -63degrees C" (man2) no, i mean, HOT!" (man1) "im sorry?" (man2) "you know, like: UP PRERISCOPE! or... SPROING! you know, hot?" (man1) "sorry, i dont quiet get you... ok, you?" (man3) "at the site of the finding... did you find any hot tubs? bikinis? sexy lingerie?" (man1) what? what are you talking about?? ok, now you" (man4) "can we have sex with them?" (man1) "its BACTERIA! you cant have sex with bacteria! you guys make me SICK!" walks off scientists all exited--------LOOK! its the Australian Fast Bowler! claps hands--------sniffing dogs arse ah, the smell of success! (ozzy osbourne)-----------Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus: (10.) No one will kill you for not drinking beer. (9.) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. (8.) Beer has never caused a major war. (7.) They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves. (6.) When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away. (5.) Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer. (4.) You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer. (3.) There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you. (2.) You can prove you have a beer. (1.) If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.------------------Fair Dinkum!-------Fair suck of the sauce bottle!--------your shitting me?--------im sorry but i think i just killed your boyfriend/girlfriend------you mean IT! [insert name here] is neither male nor female, [insert name here] is an IT!--------Whats the difference between you and the Titanic? only 100 men went down on the Titanic!---------Life WAS like a box of chocolates...until the guy next to me choked on a coconut one!!! (lil_matt_0023)------Life was like a box of chocolates... until you ate them all, you fat shit!!"-------Man runs behind car and gets exhausted. man runs in front of car and gets tired - (k31th)-------------You used to think YOU were crazy.Until you met me. - (Blood_Stained_Lips)-----------good things die fast but evil lives forever----------"If you have no teeth or false teeth you are old, or you are a hobo. If you are old you are senile. If you are a hobo you are discusting and poor. Either way, you are inferior to our generation, the kids."--------------I thought it said poEM, not poRN! (eyedunnowhy)--------'I would like an order of fries.' �Would you like fries with that?� (eyedunnowhy)---------------------i got an F and a C, and i got a K to.. the only thing im missing is a bitch like YOU haha, Marilyn Manson... haha thats really good-------------meh-----------blarg-----maayyyyyybeeeee?------bah, humbug!--------bleh------hmm?--------whatever--------you dweeb!-----------how about noooo you crazy bastard!------------hey matthew, stop eating people and become human for once! (matts my canible friend)-------ignorence is bliss-----------if toast always lands buttered side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happends when you tape buttered toast to a cats back and drop it?

Turn-ons:	im not picky, personality beats everything, i dont look for looks, they are just an added bonus. but ill just describe my perfect woman: black hair, black nail polish, nails not too long but not too short, about 170cm in height, give or take 5cm, isnt fat but isnt skinny, hair a bit past shoulder length, blue or green eyes, nice soft lips with a warm colour, a smallish slightly up-ish nose, fair soft skin, a small chin, not too much cheekbone, i dont like boney faces... soft yummy skin, a really sweet voice.. ok thats pretty much it for looks.. now for everything else... Great personality, is nice but has a darkside, punk/goth, grunge, has good health, isnt dependant on religion, will love me forever, is funny, wont ever cheat on me, a girl who i can trust and can trust me back, a girl who i can love forever and ever and never get boring. yeah. you dont have to be like that but i swear, if i find someone like that my life will be made! ooh yeah id be so happy.. she would be the greatest person on earth that ever existed! ah its making me happy just thinking about it... hah...

Turn-offs:	smoking, drugs, bitchyness, liars, untrustworthy, bad personality, awful smell, feet, (yeah you heard me, if your reading this Edini! haha i hate feet! nyah nyah!) serious obesity, really bad anorexia, very religious people, people who only go by gods words, preppy people, snobby people, erm yeah. i dont like to be picky but yeah theres some stuff i really hate, oh yeah, i hate homophobic people, im not gay or bi myself, but i hate people who cant take other people being gay/bi, i know some people (in real life and on this site) who are gay/bi and they are cool.. so yeah, blegh to you!

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