||body-surfing, hiking, fishing, swimming, hanging out with my friends, scaring preps and yelling "preps suck" in a hall crowded with preps or telling them that i dont like preps and stuff like that, outsmarting jocks, getting accessories and pictures for everything i own, ghost hunting, starting fires, and hanging out in cemetaries with my friends, spell casting, and my gf|
||all 4 lilo and stitch movies, cry baby, pirates of the carribean, spaceballs, stripes, house of 1000 corpses, to wong foo thanks for everything julie newmar, prissilla queen of the dessert, the birdcage, in the army now, son in law, muppet treasure island, the die hard trilogy, the nightmare on elm street series, holiday heart, harriet the spy, the nightmare before christmas, dumb and dumberer, problem child 1 and 2, euro-trip, police academy 1-6, passenger 57, beetlejuice, and that's all i can think of right now|
|Top Movie Genres:
||Action, Adventure, Animation, Children's, Comedy, Crime, Family, Horror, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Suspense, Thriller, War|
||kittie, rob zombie, cannible corpse, cradle of filth, midnight syndicate, trans am|
|Top Music Genres:
||Alternative Rock, Classic Rock, Classical, Country, Dance, Electronica, Hard Rock, International, Metal, New Age, Pop/Rock, Soundtrack|
||mercedes lander from kittie, george carlin, pauly shore, kathy griffin, robert englund a.k.a. freddy kruger, lilo and stich both, johnny depp, tom hanks, tim allen, michelle trachtenberg, and thats all i can think of right now|
||pizza, pineapple, coffee flavored ice cream, chinese, burritos, popcorn shrimp, and fried mahimahi|
||"A friend you can trust, is worth his weight in gold" *Tim Curry* and " Pudge controls the weather." *Lilo from Lilo & Stitch*|
||Someone to talk to|
Friendship with a guy
Friendship with a girl
||my gf, goths, and girls in military uniform|
||preps, posers, and there is other things but i cant thing of what they are right this second but when i find something i will add it.|
I'm a goth. I drink human blood, dress in all black, hang out in cemetaries, and all that great stuff, but the difference between me and alot of other goths, is that I'm not as tormenting as I really can be. I have a soft spot. But I can be a living nightmare that you can't wake up from. I was a Sergeant in MCJROTC and am currently a PFC in the Army National Guard. I have been kicked out of the weight room once, served iss more times than I can count, been in oss for a whole week, been arrested 4 times, and ran from the cops more than once. well cant think of anything else yet. If you have anything to say about this then go ahead and be my guest. Just leave your comments in my guestbook and I will get to you when I can. And if you expect a reply from me, then make sure that you have an account because I do not reply to messeges from "GUEST." this pic is an old one just in case anyone cares lol.
My Favorite Color(s):
black, silver, and anything that glows in a blacklight or in the dark.....
Fav. Rodeny Dangerfield Jokes :
--- "The only reason I get girls at all is 'cause of who I am; a rapist."
---"I knew a guy who was half Polish and half Italian. He wanted to beat somebody up but he couldn't remember who."
--- "My father was so dumb, he worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens."
--- "I was trying to tell my son about the "birds and the bees" and he was telling me about my wife and the butcher."
--- "I went out with a girl once and whew was she ugly. How ugly? She was known as a 2 bagger. That's when you put a bag over YOUR head in case the bag over HER head breaks."
--- "I've got a strange doctor. No matter where you hurt, he wants to kiss it and make it better. Heh, I had to change my phone number after he checked me for a hernia."
--- "You know it's sad when daylight comes and you didn't."
--- "I know I'm gettin old. In fact, just the other day I walked by a cemetery and 2 guys started chasing after me with shovels."
--- "I know I'm not a sexy guy. In fact, one morning as I was putting on my underwear, I could hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling."
--- "I remember the first job I ever pulled and man was I stupid. I picked man's pocket on an aeroplane and tried to make a run for it."
--- "Just last week a guy pulled a knife on me. I could tell it wasn't really a proffessional job, the blade still had butter on it."
--- "As a kid, my Christmas tree never had any tensel on it, we had to wait for grandpa to sneeze."
--- "Kids these days don't wanna read about Snow White, they wanna shove it up their nose."
--- "I remember one year my kid wanted a bb gun for Christmas so I got him a bb gun. He got me a sweater with a bullseye on the back."
Quotes i like!
"Shop smart.... Shop S-Mart." *Army of darkness* --- "Hey Mr. Grumpy Gills" *Finding Nemo* --- "I'm a Mawg; half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend." *Spaceballs* ---"Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave." *Madagascar* --- "AHH!!! NATURE IT'S ALL OVER ME, GET IT OFF!!!" *Madagascar* --- "RICO!!! Enough with the dynamite already." *Penguin Christmas Caper* --- "RICO!!! She didn't see anything." *Penguin Christmas Caper* --- "You didn't see anything...... Right???" *Madagascar* --- "Pudge controls the weather." *Lilo & Stitch* --- "I'm not thrilled.... Why I'm the opposite of thrilled.... I'm I'm I'm UN-thrilled." *Lilo & Stitch the Series* --- "Dog food is for dogs, not little girls." *Lilo & Stitch the Series*
||April 9, 2000 3:00 PM
||54 days ago