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| Hobbies: |
walking, talking, just hangin' out, attempting to speak in slang terms, mixing swearing levels (ex: Gosh darn CUNT. and the like.), googling anything possible, and music in general. |
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| Favorite Movies: |
UltraViolet, A walk to remember, Someone Like You, Merlin, Kid in King Arthur's Court, Mulan, The Princess Bride |
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| Top Movie Genres: |
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Crime, Drama, Fantasy, Music, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Suspense, Thriller, War |
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| Favorite Music: |
Say Anything, Secondhand Serenade, Julia Nunes, The Killers, Green day, Maroon 5, 3 Doors Down, Black Eyed Peas, John Mayer, Switchfoot, Avril, Keane, Coldplay, Skye Sweetnam, Garbage, Brie Larson, T.A.T.U., 50 Cent, Seether, Fall Out Boy, Backstreet Boys, O-Zone, Breaking Benjamin, Linkin Park, Papa Roach, The Fray, All-American Rejects, The Click 5, Say Anything..., Jonas Brothers, Amy Winehouse, Bullet for my Valentine, Foo Fighters, Three Days Grace, Hard Fi, Justin Timberlake |
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| Top Music Genres: |
Alternative Rock, Classical, Dance, Pop/Rock |
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| Favorite Celebrities: |
i really don't have an opinion on this... Amazing, I know! But SHHH! if you don't say anything maybe I won't notice. |
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| Favorite Food: |
TotsieRoll, Chicken |
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| Hook Line: |
Make Origami, Not Bombs. |
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| Looking for: |
Someone to talk to Friendship with a guy Friendship with a girl
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| Turn-ons: |
i DON'T want someone perfect. I want you to mess up, i want you to beg with me for forgiveness and accept it when i call you bad names that you don't diserve and then when I start crying because of how bad i feel, i want you to comfort me! .. that's a lot to ask for.. but it's what i want. |
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| Turn-offs: |
drugs, alcohol, someone who always agrees with me |
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um... yeah. I don't really do a lot. I listen to music and write/read about parasites. If you don't know about my parsite stuff.. it's time that you check out my blog. In FACT, do it anyway. you'll find it under the 'journal' section. do it now. I play the piano.. kinda.
before i die 1) say 'yes' to everything people say.
2) pretend like my headphones are so loud that i can't hear someone talk, even though my headphones aren't pluged in.
3) fame.
4) cover my body in peanut butter.
5) fall in love. (cheesey, i know.)
6) go to spain in spring.
7) change someone's life.
8) write on the walls in sharpie.
9) buy a porche 911 turbo. hell yes.
10) stop swearing.
11) get good enough at playing piano to do it professionally.
12) juggle well.
13) kiss a random person on the street.
14) date a guy who only wears girl pants.
15) open a porn shop and only sell 'the full body project'
16) give an awesome speach.
17) get over fear of public speaking.
18) learn some big words an use them in every day conversations.
20) start a rock garden.
i bet you didn't know this about me. i love pie. like, a lot. --
tictacs are my drug of choice. --
i hate CAPITAL LETTERS. no idea why. --
i have no idea how i could say all that i need to say without (parentheses) --
i don't know how to spell parentheses. --
i have a set of worldbooks that i like live by. --
i love Julia Nunes.. like a lot. --
Assigned reading.. sucks. --
bright colours make my eyes hurt. --
Coke, not pepsi. --
if i could live off of cold ceral, i would. --
i like to sleep barefoot. --
i don't like socks when i'm awake either. --
i have trouble putting my thoughts into words.--
i really want you to read my blog. --
my right foot is like 1/2" shorter than my left. --
i get my right and left confused like.. hourly. --
I use directions (north south east & west) because i get my left and right confused. --
i can only remember the directions because of Never Ever Smoke Weed. --
In 6th grade Kyle said "latitude fatitude" and that's the only reason i remember. --
i have way too much time on my hands. --
i ususally write papers like 3 times before i pick a draft to have edited. --
i don't do well with due dates... --
my skin burns without sunscreen in about 15 minutes. --
i carry around SPF 50 in my purse. --
make up sucks. --
Kathy Griffin is awesome. i worship her.--
i'm religiously nuetral. don't drag me into it. --
i prefer to stick my hair up with a pen instead of a poneytail. --
i'm like a guppy.. i eat until i explode. --
i have to like sound out words. so like extragavanza will come out extra-gah-van-zah when i try to read it out loud. --
my hair looks bad like 90% of the time. --
i wear hats to cover up my bad hair.. --
I look bad in hats too. ---
i TRY not to insult people.. it just happens. --
my favorite piano song is the Funeral March. :D --
ukulele is awesome. --
i am HORRIBLE at shaving. i cut myself almost every time. --
i can't really swim. --
i'm trying to find a happy medium. --
blue food. it's what my life revolves around. i mean, you NEVER see blue food, it makes me inexplainably happy. --
i can spell wolbachia, but i have NO IDEA how to spell citrus. (i had to look that up.) --
i hate binging. --
slushies. hell yes. --
if i could live without eating, i would. it just takes too long. --
i prefer to make pie than eat pie. --
i make all of my friends pie for their birthdays. --
i give out cookies at christmas time. --
if i have a question, i'll ask it in my blog.--
i have no idea what a herd of ants is called. a colony i think? --
basic knowledge is beyond me. i only know the stupid crap. --
"you are my sunshine" is one of my favorite songs. --
i'm taking Latin II next year. --
baby birds freak me out. --
i, use, commas, WAY, more, than, i, should. --
i look for every opertunity to use a semi-colon. --
spleens are my favorite organ. --
i have toxoplasma in my brain. --
i really want you to talk to me. it'll make my day. --
i'm convinced i have the greatest friends ever. --
i like to abrievate things that really don't need to be abrevated. ex: your just jeal 'cuz i can talk in abvs pretty dec. it's my fav. Translation: you're just jealous because i can talk in abrievations pretty decently. it's my favorite. --
i always get they're and their confused. --
if you read my blog, comment on it. it's my favorite thing in the world. --
tounges. let's be honest, they're icky. --
i loove hugs. hugs are great. --
cuddling is my favorite past time. --
my bodywash smells like pears. --
i'm probably the only person over 6 who uses icky seriously. --
i had more fun canoeing with lisa than i thought was humanly possible. --
i laugh too loudly. --
i've been thinking about prom since i was about... 3. --
Mulan is my favorite disney princess because she's a bad ass. i don't really care that she's not technically a princess. --
i hate it when people don't finish their sentances. --
i can't say toilet without blinking. --
i blink when i'm mildly embarassed. --
when i blush, my ears turn bright red. --
i love buying new undies. --
i love thrift stores. i buy like 90% of my clothes there. --
i don't buy anything full price. --
i want a Yaris!!! --
i like yellow cars.. a lot. --
football is one of my favorite sports. --
i'm not flexible. --
i like brightly coloured undies. --
i think chipmunks are cuter when they're fat. --
i'm a cat person. --
i use the word 'like' waayy too much. --
i love patatoe chips --
my favorite show as a child was 'bananas in pajamas' --
i can't spell bananas without singing the song --
i love tights. --
i'm more comfortable in skirts than pants --
i can't walk in heels. i try though. --
i'm a horrible dancer. --
if you read the parasite entries in my blog, you'll notice how i have different people talking. it's in 'quotes'. They all have different voices. if you know me well enough, you can tell their personalities from the way that i write. i really am that lame. --
i love paris hilton because she's famous for just being there. --
once you hit 25, you shouldn't wear mini ANYTHING unless you're a modle.--
my favorite beatles songs are 'eleanor rigby' and 'all my loving' --
i really can't spell my way out a paper bag. but i try. --
i can generally tell what you're thinking.--
i'm not listening to what you're saying about 20% of the time. i just have trouble focusing sometimes. --
when i say 'don't take this the wrong way BUT' it's probably going to be REALLY insulting. --
if i'm not exactly polite.. it generally means that i like you. --
beans are not a fruit.. but they are magical. --
you're SHOULD do ... (three periods.) but i only do .. (two periosd.) yeah. i'm a badass. --
mini winies are like my favorite thing. --
i don't really like classic lit. it's just not that good. --
i have trouble sleeping partly because i have trouble laying still. --
please don't make out in front of me. i don't like it. --
"we didn't start the fire" YES. i know the words! PLEASE don't ask me to say them. i'm finally starting to like the song again. --
i always shut the lid to the toilet before i flush. --
i have unlimited texting. --
texting is my perfered method of talking. --
i breakout often. --
i really need to update the rest of my profile.. i'm not going to. --
i have some trouble eating red meat. it's just... not right. hamburger i can manage.. steak not so much. it has to be forced down. --
my ideal breakfast would be cinnamin rasin granola. cascadian farms brand. --
my ideal lunch would be PB&J sandwich, an orange, and a carton of apple juice. --
around 3 every morning i want a hotdog. i have never eaten a hotdog at 3 in the morning. --
i've never slept naked. if i KNEW that no one would wake me up, heck yes i would sleep naked. --
my favorite holiday is shark week. --
if ur gnna tlk 2 mi plz dnt tlk lyk dis i go nutz n 2 sec cuz itz crzy. okay, seriously, it was HARD to type like that. don't do it!! --
i think you're pretty. --
my feet are quite big. i wear a size 10 shoe. --
my favorite shark is the lemon shark. --
i think sea otters are ah-dorable. --
if it's not on mythbusters i don't believe it. --
bats have just recently started terrifying me. i used to not really care either way.. then i saw this thing on the news that was like 'bats are nice. bats are good' and now i'm just SO paranoid that there's going to be a bat. --
my hair is.. semi-curly... it's like in a kind of like 'maybe i'm not going to curl today. just to piss you off.'--
i very rarely brush my hair. maybe like once every two days.. you can't brush curly hair. not even semi-curly hair. --
i love getting guestbook messages. it's THE coolest thing ever.--
mustard is the Only thing that should go on a hot dog. --
jerky. is. ah. maz. ing. --
food.. food is good. --
when i'm surprised i kinda do like, a scooby doo. like 'roh-oh!' --
pizza! i'm not a fan. i'll eat it.. but i'll eat anything. --
i don't like bread.. it's just.. ungood. --
i loove lemons. yum. --
pickles are also not that great. --
i would LOVE to be burried in the sand... but it'd have to be a fake beach.. so i could get out.. like they did on myth busters. --
swimming with sharks? AWESOME. would i ever do it? probably not... but i want to. --
i have sweaty hands. when i don't want to hold your hand.. don't take it personally. it's because of my sweaty hands.--
don't tell me i smell bad. i can't help it. it's not like i can cover it up. it's my natural scent. if i've been running, then i can understand. if it's just your average day. yeah. sorry. can't help you. I CAN'T USE SCENT. --
i don't really like fish.. at all. i had a pet fish that was insane, so.. i don't like looking at fish. after the carribean, i haven't been able to stomache fish very well. --
i had bad sushi! i got sick for a week! while i was on vacation. yeah. --
i've only gotten sea sick once. that sounds like a lot, but i've been at sea for two weeks of my life. that's pretty good. --
i don't really feel comfortable taking drugs. i only do so when it interfers with my life. --
i think nose rings are over done. not everyone can pull it off. not everyone should do it. --
i forget about 40% of what people tell me. --
i only remember stupid things that have no meaning. --
your mom.. she has the hots for me. --
the things i'm putting on here really is like, a lot of my life. it's sad. --
around 5 AM when the light starts to come in from my window my entire room looks grey. --
i like your face... and your sister. ;) --
some people think that smiley faces are creepy. i am not one of those people. --
bunnies are really cute. --
i've always really liked gerbils. --
llama cheese.. don't eat it. --
when i say i can't dance.. i'm not lying. i seriously can't dance. --
poptarts and sex... yeah, i'd say those two things go together. --
weirdest place i've answered the phone: Bathtub. --
steak. is. icky. --
i won't admit it, but i would LOVE to work for Diddy.. but i have a feeling there would be a lot of 'get me some coffee.' --
i've dared God to smite me on numerous ocassions. --
in 9th grade i did a science fair project on human telepathy. i got a red ribbon. i'm still upset about that. --
there's this thing call ChaCha... which is where you text some question to the number 242-242 and they answer it in like a minute. i swear i couldn't live without it. do i text them random ****? oh, hell yes.--
slang is.. confusing. --
i'm a cat person.. that might all ready be on here. --
going to the bathroom anywhere other than my home freaks me out. --
i've slept with ear buds in before. my ears hurt in the morning --
my chapstick isn't black. you have NO IDEA how many times i've been asked that. only the TUBE is black. --
i hate flossing. --
tetris. it's awesome. --
i hate live chat because it gives me less time to think of something clever and witty to say. --
sleeping is for the weak.--
my profile colours (as of 8-01-08) match my room. --
i don't really plan on watching the olympics.. sorry for sucking. --
i like your sister. --
i think tomatoe pie would be... so gross it's unimaginable. --
MSN messenger just sucks. no one is online. i gave up on it. --
puzzles are one of my serious vices. i just cant stop doing them. --
breakfast is my favorite meal.. only it's SO EARLY. --
do i walk much? no, can you tell? seriously though, i'm a totally klutz. --
ducks are awesome. --
i watch mythbusters religiously. --
i hate someone i don't know taking my picture. --
i constantly say lines from little known songs just to see if anyone will get it. they hardly ever do. --
self medication is stupid. don't do it. --
i'm really quite honest.. it's kind of my downfall. --
i always forget the first W in awkward, the A in jealous, and the double U in vacuum. --
your mom is pretty hot. --
my your mom jokes are lame. i apologize in advance. --
your mom is good in bed. .. sorry. i told you so. --
i think i'm funny.. no one else does. --
london! that's where i wanna beee. --
i want to go to the university of orgeon.. i think. maybe washington... in that general tri-state area. --
the chances of me being tired are.. really quite good. i almost always am. --
boys are stupid. --
i have a love/hate relation ship with romantic comedies because they make you feel like the perfect person is out there.. in reality, who knows? --
you'd think that because i know so much about parasites that i'm a germaphob. no.. not at all. frankly i encourage it. wow. that's weird. --
sometimes, i just can't control what my face does. if i smile out of no where, don't pay any attention to it. --
the phrase 'watchyadoin'?' annoys that CRAP out of me. --
pick up lines work on me. sad, i know. --
i love weird pillow talk. --
foreign films.. it's just not my thing. --
NO I'M NOT A VIRGIN. that means YES i've had sex. if you didn't know this about me.. you're kind of clueless. i've never projected it like this before. but i'm not a virgin. feel free to ask me about it. i'm sick of being sick of it. it's time to own it. PS: call me a whore and i'll kick your ass to next tuesday. --
i have a problem not swearing. --
the song that discribes my lifee.. Curse of Curves.. --
if you're borrowing a hardcover book of mine.. DON'T TAKE OFF THE DUST COVER!! that drives me nuts. --
i've been out of the country twice. once was to Canada.. but i'm counting it anyway. --
i make silly faces when i don't know what to say. --
i can get annoyed very easily. --
musicals... i generally don't like them. --
if i lend you a book.. GIVE IT BACK. i hate it when people take my books. --
i'm pretty out of shape.. and don't care enough to fix it. --
i like my women curvy. --
i actually am painfully straight. seriously, i'm not a lesbian.--
my biggest dowfall is that i'm probably TOO nice. --
i really am usually quite polite. if i'm not, then i like you. --
i find the rain to be quite cleansing. if it's raining, i'm outside. i don't care how cold it is. --
i dont' CARE how bad i have to PEEE. i'm going to finish whatever i'm doing, and THEN i'll go. --
i seriously wish i was on birthcontrol.--
i'm not afriad of heights.. it's falling from the heights that scares me. --
i've always wanted to play a bass. --
in my mind, Morgan Freeman is God. --
i worship chocolate cake. --
if i'm practicing, do NOT play random high notes on my piano. i will kick you in the face. --
i'm not athletic, simply because i've never found a sport taht i enjoy doing that's available at GFW. --
1984 is one of my favorite books --
i thought i was a good enough reader to handle AP lit.. one chapter into 'the jungle' i'm not so sure about taht. --
i learned how to ride bike when i was 10. --
i really can't tie my shoes very well. --
i never plan on having brown hair again. Ever. --
If it's not on Mythbusters i don't believe it.--
shark week is like a national holiday. --
my favorite holiday is... Free Hugs Day. September 10th baby. Expect a hug. --
if you're reading all of this.. you're the coolest person i've ever met. --
looove... i'm not planning on it. --
i think marrige is a waste of time. --
i think of the stupidest crap. --
i have no idea how to make corn on the cob. --
i'm really not a slut. .. Contrary to popular belief. --
your chances of me having sex with you: ... None.--
have i ever questioned my sexuality? well.. yeah. But honestly, who hasn't? As far as i know, at this moment, i'm painfully straight. --
i really don't care if you're gay. if i didn't like you in the first place, i'm not going to like you LESS because your gay. same goes for if i DO like you. --
favorite kind of pie: sour cream rasin.--
favorite candy bar: hmm.. either butterfingers or tootsie roll. --
do i do anything to stay healthy? uh.. no not really. i eat my VEGGIES!! --
MY FAVORITE DRUG IS MUSIC!! (not counting tic tacs.) --
i love it when you can just talk to someone. like, just lay there and TALK. it's the greatest. --
if you don't trust me, don't talk to me. --
this is getting absurdly long. --
the Twilight saga... Ah.. one of my favorite topics of conversation.. yeah. It's not that great. it's time for people to face the facts. --
i don't remember the last time i got a kiss on student.com. --
sex with food is one of the things that i can honestly say that i've never done. --
i like carrot cake a somewhat scary amount. it's just SOO GOOD.--
i'm not a picture person. like you know those people who are always carrying around their cameras and taking pictures of random things and themselves? and then like photoshoping the crap out of them? yeahh.. that's not me at all. --
you remember how i said i hate CAPITAL LETTERS? well, when i'm excited I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT USE ALL CAPS! it bugs the crap out of me later though.--
hate mail is the fuel to my fire. i looove it. --
don't expect me to feel all warm and fuzy inside because you're talking to me. you're just like everyone else.--
YES, i'm opinionated. if you made it this far into this thing and haven't gotten that... honey, you need to re-read it. --
Parasites, i really DO think they're awesome. --
i shave like... every three days.--
i get razor burn soo often it's pathetic. --
i'm going to the state fair mainly so that i can get gator on a stick. --
nothing smells as good as dryer sheets. [[sigh]] --
every time i see a cat i can't help but scream KITTY! --
i have this weird obsession with hot dogs..--
Ketchup on a hot dog is a SIN. --
i am john the baptist and make up is my river jordan. --
i'm probably going to get in trouble for my halloween coustume. --
breakfast for dinner, my fave. --
chances are, you're awesome. --
guys tend to be pricks. that's why i'm going to be an old cat lady. --
pepper jack is the best cheese eva!--
i know reading this is kinda sad.. but i seriously talk like i type. i really AM this lame. --
no, seriously, i really do have a sombrero. --
there are so many more of these that i want to write... but i can't remember them --
weirdest complement i've gotten thus far: 'well, you might SMELL like an old lady, but you sure don't look like one" uh. thanks zach. --
it's recently come to my attention that i don't wear any warm colors. it's all green and blue. --
if i'm wearing shoes, bugs don't scare me. if i'm barefoot, you bet your ass i'm running. --
the worst part about foreign exchange students.. they all have this weird superiorty complex. --
i use kinda big words sometimes.--
my stomach doesn't really agree with any food that's... bad for you. like fried, processed, pure sugar. --
class at 7:15.. SUCKS. --
whenever zach or lisa is at school early and they walk me to latin my day is just like 50 times better. --
i hate it when people decide it would be a good idea to have a conversation in a door way. it's just like MOOOVE. --
if you're walking slowly and i step on the back of your shoes, then when you turn around i shrug and go, sorry. i'm NOT SORRY. i did it on purpose. --
freshmen are ah-dorable. they're jsut so lost and tiny. it's cute. --
i love it when the freshmen are like 'hey courtney.' and then i go 'hey kyler (as an example.' andthen all their friends stare at them like they're some sort of god because an upperclassmen knows them by name. it's great. --
if lisa ever gets as many of these as i do.. i may cry. --
hot dogs make me considerably nasious.. which is sad.. because i love them. --
i tend to be almost harshly honest with some people, and then like i fluff it up so much with others. it's insane. --
i hate cake witha ll that fluff on it! like give me some SUBSTANCE not just whipped frosting. --
waffles.. by far the best invention of man kind. I'll slice my own bread, but make it so that all i have to do is stick the waffel in the toaster and i'll kiss the ground you walk on. --
i HATE it when people (aleks, for future reference.) uses my calculater without asking me! it's just AAARRRRG. --
i'd say.. about 90% of the things on this list are things that annoy me. that is very sad. --
i don't write in my blog nearly as often as i'd like to. --
i'm really not that smart. i'm just incredibly lucky. --
i can't help it! i constantly think that people are going to screw me over. --
trusting you is probably one of the scariest things that i'll ever do. --
don't go through the stuff in my room. i will probalby hurt you. --
peanut butter is one of my driving life forces. --
i'm a hopeless romantic with no desire to be in love. --
my life will not be complete until i learn how to play the keytar. --
accidents suck... but meeting people who turn out ot be the greatest friends and that you fall madly in love with ... those are deffintally my favorite accidents. --
i'm much like Yossarian (from Catch-22) in the way that i immeditaely fall in love with people. --
life kinda sucks without suzy here.--
i'm so dysleksic it's insane. (and i have no idea how to spell that. --
i'm a strangley optomistic person considering all the negitive thinsg that i say. --
i've got this toothbrush with pigglet (from winnie the pooh) on it. and it's freaking sweet. --
i'm TERRIFIED ot leaving next year. scared silly. --
Hot Topic is probably one of my favorite stores simply because everyone there is so nice. --
this thing is SO insanely longg.... i feel bad if you read all of this because it's really not that interesting!! --
i make a lot of lists.. cna you tell? --
i really shoudl go through this, but i don't have enough will power to go through the entire thing. SO i'm justy going to keep adding on. yeah! --
MATH SUCKS. like, i'm SO insanely bad at it. i'm happy if i get a C+. it's crazy. --
i'm really quite accient prone. --
i really hate stephanie meyer for using 'i'm nuetral. i'm sweden.' because i've been using that for YEARS and now people are like OH that's from breakign dawn!" it's like NO. --
when i'm surprised i kind jsut like .. freeze. --
my brain just kinda like shuts off when i see a cute boy. --
the other day i was at the grocery store and this lady ahead of me paid for her 20 dollars worth of food in CHANGE. i was so pissed. upon telling this guy at Journey's about it, he told me i should have done the V-8 slap. it was halarious. --
i love those lame pointless jokes. --
pick up lines work so well on me it's insane. i mean, I KNOW it's a line, but i just find them funny... so it works. --
i'm not good at making crust! (for pie.) it always ends up SO salty and i have NO idea why. --
my favorite number is 92. --
i hate it when people don't use periods at the end of their sentances. --
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Click here to view all testimonials ImOnTheEdgeOfBreakingDown says: Courtney is sooo cool. Like ice. She's as cool as a rainbow penguin. and everybody knows those are awesome. Talk to her. You will see what i mean. You cannot beat the rainbow penguin coolness! NEVER EVER! muahaha. yeah. Love ya court. occhoppers says: Courtney is an awesome person. She's one of the coolest people I've met on this site.
Courtney is so effing easy to talk to and says the funniest things.
Umm...i dont really have enough space to write what i really want to say.
Honestly is 300 words enough???
(: (: Lisa27 says: Courtney aka Coco can be weird, cool and funny all at once. She's an awesome friend and you should get to know her before she finds you first.
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