*~SwEEt*NeSS~* currently has no friends :-(
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drink, basketball, snowboarding and hanging out, music, watching movies |
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| Favorite Movies: |
Blow, Ocean's Eleven, Out Cold, Orange County |
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| Favorite Music: |
Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tragically Hip, Jimmy Eat World, Incubus, Jennifer Lopez, Sublime, Madonna |
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| Favorite Food: |
Ice Cream |
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When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear. |
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sense of humour, smile, affection, bad boys, outgoing/easygoing |
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| Turn-offs: |
cocky, liars, shyness |
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
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<BR><BR>If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
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<BR><BR>Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
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<BR><BR>I wish I lived back in the old west days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a solid-gold pick. Then I'd go out West and start digging for gold. When someone came up and asked what I was doing, I'd say, "Looking for gold, ya durn fool." He'd say, "Your pick is gold," and I'd say, "Well, that was easy." Good joke, huh.
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<BR><BR>A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
<BR><BR> ---Jack Handy
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