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Why aren't you people answering the question two questions down? It's a rare opportunity.
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: Hmm..
mikedude03
: probably because the avg bedtime around here seems to be around 8:00 pm
why is mike such a totally cool and awesome person??
(4 answers)
boxocereal
: I don't know.
johnners
: Mike was the boy who wanted to kiss me
rock_rox
: cause he is catwoman....cough
RAWR! What should my next question be?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: This.
mikedude03
: how about... "why is mike such a totally cool and awesome person??"
Name one thing worth fighting for.
(25 answers)
boxocereal
: Hmm..
postwhore
: land!
mikedude03
: love. family. friends. chocolate.
nihongouser
: a tolerant world is worth fighting for, im not asking for world peace, im asking for a tolerant, non-discriminating world, its a lot to ask about, but hey. its worth fighting for
freddish
: i'm afraid if i say freedom people will assume i mean i want to go out and kill terrorists... but really the freedom i mean is the kind that the us government is taking away from us. so, i'll say that civil rights are worth fighting for.
LoveableAngel2003
: Your honnor.
bunk
: life
PJLoyd17
: Your dreams
bolowbc
: Love isn't worth fighting for, but the person that makes you feel incredible is. Having said that, my answer is...sashimi. Because it's just that good. Hahaha...er... :| One's sanity is worth fighting for. Seriously, you must be complacent, because I'm noticing signs Livy. XD
shinyeyes
: good friendships
cheer_up_emo_kid
: the people below me are all wrong...FREEDOM thats the right answer...haha you can't have anything you want unless you have freedome
Sk8trsweetie
: im sry but i gotta say love
overmydeadbody
: the war on capitalism
black_rabbit_red
: i would say understanding
jusslykehoney
: oh i was gonna say love...
black_rabbit_red
: love, does that make me a light headed queer?
pixie_goddess12
: the last peice of pizza and proving your right when you know you are!
xelmox
: And don't say "love" you light headed queers!
SOADobsessed
: the last gummy bear!!! lol :P
If you're a moron, press 4957349587439587349587349857439579347534
(18 answers)
boxocereal
: LOL!
PiMaster
: 4957349587439587349587349857439579347534
getit
: in Florida the correct number is 874763625444565866757970087578456760756987269570373485289450847096734076378730987034760730650606 ex 6
mikedude03
: damnit, where's the 4957349587439587349587349857439579347534 button???
LoveableAngel2003
: LMAO!
OnceWasLoved
: 4957349587439587349587349857439579347534
blayze_2k
: 4957349587439587349587349857439579347534
bolowbc
: 123Iruletheuniverse.
cheerio
: 4957349587439587349587349857439579347534 I simply copied and pasted the numbers... only a moron would type them out :P
hpzgirl_83
: 4957349587439587349857439579347534
sydneydu(k
: 4
xElmox
: Actually, that might be a few too many numbers for a moron to press.
What are some of your plans for this summer?
(11 answers)
boxocereal
: I don't know.
mikedude03
: going to school in australia
freddish
: work, and more work, and then some more work, and once in awhile stopping at the bank to deposit paychecks on my break from work.
LoveableAngel2003
: Sleeping and then trianning my ass off for next track season.
hpzgirl_83
: i guess to think about u..lmao
sydneydu(k
: spider eggs are coming out of my scalp
EthanRulesU
: joining the navy
xElmox
: I'll be going to Hong Kong and Seoul this summer. I'm still debating on whether or not I'm going to school.
OMG LIEK I THINK I'M FALLING IN LOVE WHAT DO I DO!?!?! On a scale of 1-10, how afraid are you of getting heartbroken?
(28 answers)
boxocereal
: 3.
mikedude03
: i'm indifferent at the moment. once i fall for someone i usually hover at around 12-15 though
freddish
: 2... i don't worry about getting heartbroken because i don't give my heart to anyone to break.
LoveableAngel2003
: About a 5 really. Herat break is a part of life you can't not get it broken.
OnceWasLoved
: 7
Sk8trsweetie
: 9
DaSeXyRiCaN
: 5
hpzgirl_83
: oh and don't worry, i wont break ur heart
hpzgirl_83
: 5
LPfan1
: 10
EthanRulesU
: 8.5
sydneydu(k
: 1
-Sigrid-
: its like 9.5
bolowbc
: *not so afraid as to not give my all first. :P
bolowbc
: I'm scared of getting my heart broken, but so afraid as to not first give my all.
JoeyTribiani
: "...love as if you have never been hurt before." - Mark Twain. nice saying right? but as much as i'd like to think like that, i can never put my heart out there. i'm definitely a 10. I flirt a lot. I go on first dates. But as soon as I realize I might be falling in love, I bail. and you know what?...I've never had my heart broken. I'm just love-sick a lot.
0bnoxious
: i wish that i could spew forth false bravado and say that im not afraid but the fact is that it scares the hell into me. im not afraid of being hurt...i also know that with anything that can effect your life or add to the wonder of it there are going to be great risks...its the failure or rejection i fear more than the heartbreak. heartbreaks can heal although love.....great love i mean...never fades. but the feeling of not being worthy of a person is a pain that will stay forever. i fear that so much....heartbreaks heal but memories never fade...
goinnowhereslow
: 10 for sure. It's already happened and I don't want to have to go through it again .... i'm sure it will happen sometime in my life but it's best if I can avoid it. As for what you should do about falling in love .... well I suppose it would help to make sure that your not falling in love with someone who would only let you down, you'll never be sure though so it's best that you find out all you can, get to know whoever you falling in love with well and then take a change, fall for him, he might fall for you too (How could he not, may I add) and then booyah, there we have it, two fallen bodies next to eachother that are just perfect for eachother .... awwww. Yes. I concur. I am indeed ... nuts. (Seriously though, good luck with whatever happens and I hope that only good comes of it all).
loving_angel
: 10/10 im shit scared of gtn me heart broken cuz i av ad it broke so many bladie time before!
WildInsaneCaroline
: 10, reason why I dont get close to people
Will you please shoot me? I keep singing 'Toxi' by Brittney Spears in my head.
(19 answers)
boxocereal
: No.
getit
: god yeah, that makes sense!!!!!
mikedude03
: Toxi... i hate that song...
Trojan23
: ok , where do u wnt to be shot?
freddish
: haha.
LoveableAngel2003
: Your too sexy for bulletes.
OnceWasLoved
: I feel ur pain. I had that song stuck in my head for weeks after I heard it,lol
LPfan1
: No!! ur pretty!! lol
swedishfish302
: Gladly.
sydneydu(k
: get a catchy song like "In your mother" in your hed
-Sigrid-
: no, if i have to have that song in my head, then you have to suffer with me, too
0bnoxious
: i think that knowing you have sung that repeatedly would be punishment enough....id try shock therapy to snap you out of it....maybe with jumper cables from my car and some high power lines.
goinnowhereslow
: Hell no. I'm not shooting you, nor is anyone else other than cupid.
undead_kiwi
: *takes aim* *sings song *
invader_tech
: for some reason i never get sick of that song :P
What would you do if heaven was a mile away?
(21 answers)
boxocereal
: Hmm..
getit
: run !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (the other way )
mikedude03
: ring the doorbell and run
freddish
: pull out my binoculars and look for a big-ass "no jews/queers/athiests allowed" sign
LoveableAngel2003
: CHill with my boy Jesus that ******* owes me 400 bucks.
OnceWasLoved
: visit
PJLoyd17
: I don't wanna go there yet. plus it's not a mile away. it's just next to u. lol
hpzgirl_83
: i'd take u with me
LPfan1
: I don't believe in heaven.
EthanRulesU
: Buy some doughnuts and milk.
sydneydu(k
: are there any good places to bike there, or free food? otherwise i wouldn't go.
-Sigrid-
: continue on with my life cuz i aint ready to go to Heaven yet
0bnoxious
: who wants heaven when there is still life to live yet.
goinnowhereslow
: Continue doing my homework.
invader_tech
: take a car and get there as fast as i can
froggiegirl137
: start walking.
Why must one be prude at the expense of being consistently horny? =(
(15 answers)
boxocereal
: I don't know.
mikedude03
: better to be lewd then crude (or is that the same thing...)
Trojan23
: better to be prude then crude
freddish
: why not be somewhere in between?
LoveableAngel2003
: Having too much sexy and hornyness isn't always a bad thing. :-D
EthanRulesU
: No one's a prude unless they're doing such activities just for the approval.
sydneydu(k
: morals and standards are dumb
-Sigrid-
: bah, beats me
bolowbc
: *slaps 0bnoxious's hand* :D
0bnoxious
: *gives you a hand*
xElmox
: I'm to stricken with academic anxiety to masturbate. Can someone give me a hand please?
Dark_Fairy_420
: i'm not prude at all so i wouldnt know...tag me back
What do you think abou military involvement in Iraq?
(19 answers)
boxocereal
: Bleh...
mikedude03
: every day more of our boys die, and it makes me sad. what's it all for? The justification was a huge house of cards
Trojan23
: we were banboozaled into it
nihongouser
: its kinda stupid, ware just trying to impose the american way of life on a country that just needs a little help
freddish
: they're not protecting us... iraq wasn't a threat to the US. we weren't welcome in the first place and we're certainly not welcome now that we've killed tens of thousands of innocent iraqi civillians and completely devastated their country. good job, troops. mission ****ing accomplished.
LoveableAngel2003
: The US will be in Syria next so, Iraq will just be a huge **** up.
cheer_up_emo_kid
: whatever...i'm joining the marines and those people there are volunteering their lives to protect us so stop bashing them you idiots.
ndege_ocello
: i think its unnecessary too.
EthanRulesU
: Oil.
sydneydu(k
: I could be worse, It could be better
-Sigrid-
: totally unnecessary
FuNsHiNe_BeAr
: i think it's great how we are fighting to give the iraqi people freedom. we have suddam hussein....bush got our guys to find him. how is bush a horrible president???
0bnoxious
: i think that bush is a daddies boy and a coward....while he thinks of how to use the govt to further the hunt for saddam, he plays politics and tries to disuade his guilt in knowing that people are dying for his own greedy goals.
invader_tech
: An oil war... well, u know why Pearl Harbor was bombed, an as the saying goes "history repeats itself". I think it speaks for itself
Do you think people who typed 'lIke DiS h3Re' would be better off removing their fingers to resolve starvation in Eastern African impoverished cities?
(16 answers)
boxocereal
: LOL!
mikedude03
: yes. yes i do. god yes. YES. YESSSSSSSSSSS! i think i just came.
freddish
: sounds like a good idea.
LoveableAngel2003
: Yes.
LPfan1
: I don't get it.
EthanRulesU
: Yeup
sydneydu(k
: why solve world hunger
0bnoxious
: LyK3 OMG thAt waS s0 m34n!!
goinnowhereslow
: Nah, a few fingers wouldn't help that much. Plus, I doubt the starving would accept the fingers ... you just never know where they have been
froggiegirl137
: yes.
-Sigrid-
: yes i do, actually
akittybaby
: uhh... i have no idea what your saying to me but i think whatever you think.
Will you be my Valentine? Pweeease =*[
(18 answers)
boxocereal
: No.
mikedude03
: itsh a likkle late i fink... sowwy... *tear*
freddish
: if you buy me chocolate, maybe.
LoveableAngel2003
: Of course baby.
OnceWasLoved
: Sure sweetie-why not
Tempest7
: But of course!...
hpzgirl_83
: Nope sorry
EthanRulesU
: we'll talk about it next year
sydneydu(k
: Suicide Commando is some good techno
0bnoxious
: Please refer to previous answer marked exhibit B.
goinnowhereslow
: Heh. As if you'd let me. Far too good for me.
-Sigrid-
: its passed, but sure
0bnoxious
: i think a person would be a fool to answer no to this one :)
powerman10k
: I'll be your valentine, I already have some sweet candy for you to suck on :-P
WildInsaneCaroline
: Maybe not but I'll throw you a lil box of chocolates if you wish =)
"Don't be stupid. Vote for me." Isn't that a kick ass presidential slogan?!
(16 answers)
boxocereal
: No.
getit
: cool - I think Arnold used that one in California - or was it "Vote for me or I kick your ass" ?
mikedude03
: i wonder why no one has thought of this before...
Trojan23
: new campaine stratagy insult potencial voters.....so they wil vote for you ....I likes!
freddish
: that'd probably get my vote.
LoveableAngel2003
: Hell Yeah.
blayze_2k
: Or perhaps "Vote for me, dumbass!"
sydneydu(k
: "Vote for Mike Anderson or I'll eat your soul" is another good won
goinnowhereslow
: That honestly would reinforce my thoughts of voting for that person. I like that slogan a lot.
-Sigrid-
: LoL yeah
0bnoxious
: i think "vote for me if you know whats good for you(insert persons real name) i was just driving by your house on ( and address here)"
powerman10k
: you will always have my vote ;-)
WildInsaneCaroline
: hah.. yeah I guess so
If you catch someone cheating, do you find tying their dick to the bumper of your car with lacerating wire and driving in excess of 120 mph a bit extreme?
(16 answers)
boxocereal
: Nope.
getit
: not really, sounds like fun actually
mikedude03
: remind me never to make you angry.
Trojan23
: so I take it your into torture......or even bondage?
freddish
: a bit, yes.
LoveableAngel2003
: Of course not.
hpzgirl_83
: mmm crunchy
EthanRulesU
: Well, I'd rather just see them burn in hell. (if they were married)
sydneydu(k
: naahh, but if you want to cut it off, a knife saves gas money
goinnowhereslow
: Depends how they are cheating. If they are simply cheating on a maths test then yes. Yes I would have to say that is far too extreme.
xposeyour
: if she doesn't have a dick, then it might depend on who she was cheating with - I may want to join!
-Sigrid-
: heh, not really
0bnoxious
: no not at all.....when you stop maybe throw rubbing alcohol on them
powerman10k
: 120 mph? no. but 130 mph. yea..
xElmox
: Oh yea, the correct answer is "No"!
Jesus loved me today!! ^_^ So did my catholic priest!!! ^_^ What, you thought they only liked boys?
(14 answers)
boxocereal
: Who?
getit
: LMAO - see the NEW exorcist yet ??? - yeah a mother enlists the help of the devil to get a preist outta her son !!!!!!!!
mikedude03
: *jealous*
freddish
: so that's why the confession booths have curtains...
LoveableAngel2003
: What an odd event.
sydneydu(k
: Jesus was queer
-Sigrid-
: they like guys more than they like us, thats for sure
bolowbc
: No, I only thought they liked little boys...
0bnoxious
: it will bring you closer to god if you lick it child...
bajapantis
: No beliefs
powerman10k
: "somthing" or some one? :-P
dialatedeyedeas
: sounds like something went down in the confession booth
Can anyone make a compelling argument as to how men are capable of sucking so badly?
(19 answers)
boxocereal
: LOL!
getit
: it's their job
mikedude03
: sucking what? maybe you better be glad we're so bad at sucking, or else we'd all be gay, and then where would that leave the human race? extinct, that's where. shame on you.
freddish
: as 0bnoxious pointed out, this isn't a gender issue... girls think guys are *******s and guys think girls are bitches and when you look more closely, what it really boils down to is that most people are really ****ing unpleasant.
LoveableAngel2003
: Thinking with their dicks? LOL.
EthanRulesU
: It's the whole thinking between two heads. I just get so confused sometimes. You know?
sydneydu(k
: bigger lip muscles than women
-Sigrid-
: theres no argument there. men suck
-Sigrid-
: theres no argument there. men suck
goinnowhereslow
: There is no argument. It's a proven fact that men are low-life dipshits which all need to be dragged into the street and shot. However it's also a proven fact that most proven facts weren't actually proven at all, they were simply created there on the spot and then simple titled a "Proven fact" ..... yer
xposeyour
: let me see if I understand, do you dislike me, or just how they suck you?
0bnoxious
: the arrow of blame points both ways....for every reaction there is an action to start it....alot of people do suck but thats not a gender characteristic but a personal one.
bajapantis
: Selfishness, "spoiled by a women"
powerman10k
: hey im the best at " sucking" ;-)
dialatedeyedeas
: no arguement. im a guy and ya, we do suck
xElmox
: WRONG, THE BOTH OF YOU!
little_monstar69
: there is no argument, some men suck and some dont, its a fact of life, and the good ones out there are either gay, taken or just want to be friends
neko_dorobo
: in defense of men (not everywhere because by and large mean are worthless pigs looking for sex) i would just like to say that not ALL men are evil, some really do want (and do) the right thing. but not enough to save them as a species.
What would convince you more? Proof of absence, or absence of proof?
(13 answers)
boxocereal
: Hmm..
mikedude03
: aw, damnit, i was going to make an absynth joke. damn you freddish! damnn you!!!!! KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!
freddish
: absence of proof would be a boring drink... so i'll go with proof of absense. or how about proof of absynth?
LoveableAngel2003
: Hmmmmmmm not too sure about that.
sydneydu(k
: some bribes and a bacon sandwich
-Sigrid-
: proof of absence
xposeyour
: the higher the proof, the more absence you get
0bnoxious
: absence of proof
bajapantis
: Proof
dialatedeyedeas
: proof of absence
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING!????
(20 answers)
boxocereal
: This.
mikedude03
: chewing on the wire to my headphones. i hope i don't electrocute myself, that would kind of suck.
Trojan23
: WHAT? this snake was meant to be free.....
freddish
: i think i'm making the crappiest cd ever, because i am going to win this bad-cd war that i'm in.
LoveableAngel2003
: ANswering questions and kinda listening to music.
EthanRulesU
: Answering questions
sydneydu(k
: whats it look like im doing
-Sigrid-
: eating. what's it to you?
goinnowhereslow
: Looking into your eyes ..... has anyone ever told you that your eyes are beautiful .... they look like two big ..... eyes...... uh huh, i'm so smooth.
bolowbc
: WHAT THE HELL DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING!???? I'm reading your freakin' questions!!
0bnoxious
: wasting time while you reply to me.....duh.
harrycox
: *takes hand out of pants and hides porn* nothing!! i'm just sitting here...
bajapantis
: Falling
powerman10k
: exactly what you told me to do. sheesh!
dialatedeyedeas
: how did you know?
xElmox
: OMG MARRY ME!
If I gave you the chance to ask me one question, what would it be? o_0
(17 answers)
boxocereal
: Will you answer my Q&A? =)
mikedude03
: what the hell is going on in your profile picture??
freddish
: does the hat signify true Yankees love, or are you a poser?
LoveableAngel2003
: Lemme see whacha workin with ;-).
EthanRulesU
: What's the best dish you've ever had?
sydneydu(k
: want a peanut butter and honey sandwich
-Sigrid-
: May I PLEASE ask you more questions?
goinnowhereslow
: That's it exactly. "What would it be?"
0bnoxious
: why do i only get one question?
bajapantis
: Will you marry me?
powerman10k
: i would ask you why i only get to ask one question. :-P
dialatedeyedeas
: whats up
MyKool-AidsSexy
: um so you wanna get it on
If your walls could talk, what would it say?
(27 answers)
boxocereal
: Piss.
getit
: I hope mine never learn to talk
mikedude03
: because you touch yourself at night.
freddish
: "stop sticking ****ing tacks in me, you son of a bitch"
LoveableAngel2003
: It would say I had a lot of sex in my day.
hpzgirl_83
: woof
ndege_ocello
: stop staring at me
EthanRulesU
: They would probably ask me to remove some of my posters.
sydneydu(k
: this kid jerks it too much
-Sigrid-
: "So how was your day?" "Pretty good. yours?" "Meh, not so bad. the sun was blinding me."
goinnowhereslow
: Probably a sentence or two of scrambled gibberish which resembles the English language. Seeing as no one has actually taken the time to sit down and teach those walls proper English. TV and eavesdropping isn't always enough to grant someone/something a decent vocabulary
0bnoxious
: it wouldnt matter i would faint and not hear what they said anyways.
harrycox
: my walls are too scared to talk about the things i do...
bajapantis
: Boo!
powerman10k
: If it knows whats good for itself, then it will pleed the 5th.
dialatedeyedeas
: i agree with the person below. but they'd prolyy saw (no more sex for you, i hurt)
MyKool-AidsSexy
: HOLLA
harrycox
: MY WALLS WOULD SAY "DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DOES AT NIGHT???"
Nashvillebound
: This poor girl needs a boyfriend...badly. Too many actors and singers, not enough boyfriends.
duckeman
: I live on an old school bus so it would say,I am glad all the yelling is gone
maskedtearz
: It hasnt been hit enough!!! LOL
Don't you wish I had a canned applause machine? That way I could press a button and feel better about myself as computer generated sounds do what teh entire world should be doing...worshipping me! =*[
(13 answers)
boxocereal
: No.
mikedude03
: those things laugh at you, not with you. trust me. bastards.
freddish
: why should i wish YOU had a canned applause machine? i want one for myself, to open up after i finish a pretty display at work, so i can get the satisfaction of a job well done before the customers ruin it.
LoveableAngel2003
: That's a good idea :-D.
sydneydu(k
: Stick stick stick!
-Sigrid-
: hey, i worship! *applause* LoL
0bnoxious
: they are too distracted worshipping ME....wait your turn sped!
bajapantis
: Worshiped
dialatedeyedeas
: do u think we should worship you? *raises eyebrow*
harrycox
: *WARSHIPS YOU* I SHALL OBEY!!!
ThE_lOnEr
: hahahahaha no u got it all wrong they should be worshiping mwa!!!!lol
cutebutpsychofreak
: Hmmm.... *steals ur idea and takes it and patents it and makes MILLIONS* mu ha ha ha!!!
OMG!! MY HANDS!!! THEYRE STUCK TO MY WRISTS!!! HOW DO I GET THEM OFF!!!
(17 answers)
boxocereal
: =/
getit
: chainsaws are effective
freddish
: i'd go with a chainsaw, just to be sure.
LoveableAngel2003
: Finger me first then I'll help you. :-D
agent69
: Um, hacksaw? 8-)
sydneydu(k
: }{
-Sigrid-
: omg, omg!! just leave them there and we'll think of something! um...HELP!
goinnowhereslow
: With great difficulty.
0bnoxious
: *paxil 6mg* hands you two....
bajapantis
: I can cut them off.
powerman10k
: well. i heard that giving hand jobs to guys helps remove the hand. * looks around* shit im the only guy here. well its a dirty job , but somebody's got to do it. *drops pants* nooooo dont laugh at me!! its cold in here.. i swear!..:(
dialatedeyedeas
: battery acid or cuttin them off
WildInsaneCaroline
: I'll bite if off for you but there will be an additional charge of a 2 pints of blood if you want it down in the next 10minutes
ThEsIgHtOfBlOoD
: Seek medical attention immediately
Given that the average life expectancy for a fly is 5 days, there is no more strawberry milk in my fridgerator, and someone is urinating from the Eiffel Tower at this moment, what is your perspective on life?
(19 answers)
boxocereal
: Uhh..
freddish
: if all the dairy cows ate nothing but strawberries, we'd never run out of strawberry milk.
LoveableAngel2003
: Funny as hell.
pixie_goddess12
: man, you are so fuckin lucky i'm not stoned right now cuz i'de trip out if you said it to me!!!!!
EthanRulesU
: I want strawberry milk.
sydneydu(k
: that is fucking funny, pissing from tall places is cool
-Sigrid-
: Life is how you want it to be.
goinnowhereslow
: Flies need to breed more often if they really do intend on taking over the earth and killing the human race, your fridge is a disgrace and the Eiffel tower is a waste of space
0bnoxious
: flies live longer that it takes for you to drink strawberry milk while a man pisses off the eiffel tower is my first thought honestly.
bajapantis
: Fuck it.
powerman10k
: sorry my bad. i didnt mean to pee on you. its justs so hard to see anything from up here.
dialatedeyedeas
: i hate strawberry milk so that's ok. flies suck and if someone's pissing on the Eiffel Tower, go them
ThEsIgHtOfBlOoD
: well, factoring the facts the should have been factored and the facts that are factored into the factored fact sums equals the factored fact that is quite interesting
I go to an all-girls catholic school!! On a scale of 1-10, HOW BIG OF A SLUT AM I!!!!
(24 answers)
boxocereal
: I don't know.
Trojan23
: are you kiding me catholic school girls are angels.....I dated on once ...wow
freddish
: i dunno.. i was under the impression that catholics were kinda prudeish
LoveableAngel2003
: Lets meet up and we'll see what your rating is baby. ;-)
One_Way_System
: All girls school? You must be a lesbian, so you can't be that big of a slut
EthanRulesU
: I dated a catholic school girl in the 7th grade. We dated the whole summer, and all I got from her was a few kisses. Which was cool at the time :)
sydneydu(k
: Id say Sailor Venus
-Sigrid-
: hmm..i dunno, but im gonna say 8.5
goinnowhereslow
: I don't know you well enough to say but i'd like to believe your either a 1 or 2
0bnoxious
: be there in about 6 hours where you are going to have to go through a series of slut analyzing tests....it should only take about a week.
bajapantis
: My slut!
powerman10k
: well lets see. If catholic slut A is walking down the hall at 2 miles per hour, and catholic slut b is walking down the same hall at 2.6 miles per hour, and... shit i forgot the question...
dialatedeyedeas
: i'd say aboutta 8.72112756186513349261092 cuz ur picture is a lil risque
harrycox
: LESBIAN!!!! COOL!!!!!
~ur_lil_angel~
: that depends on you, do you think your a slut?
MyKool-AidsSexy
: i wanna go to an all girls school :(
bolowbc
: Lol, you'd be one helluva tiger in bed :O! :X
=Just_4_YOU=
: um prob a 3 depends if you are straight or not LOL
If you could be any inanimate object of mine, what would you be? And would you come with batteries?
(18 answers)
boxocereal
: I don't know.
freddish
: your... car? cause i've always wondered what it'd be like to be a car. and yes, i'd like a battery.
LoveableAngel2003
: Your vibrating panties.
EthanRulesU
: Your pillow.
sydneydu(k
: shaver, no batteries tho
-Sigrid-
: id be your cell phone or one of your stuffed animals you sleep with..dunno
goinnowhereslow
: Now now. As downright beautiful as you are i'll resist the urge to say what I have in mind because it's just not what I do.
xposeyour
: if I were your inanimate object, I'd make you cum with or without batteries
0bnoxious
: i would be a mirror....so i could always see your eyes and smile even when you are happy or sad....batteries not required :)
bajapantis
: "Your panties"
powerman10k
: Your cell phone. So i can always be with you, and plus i vibrate :-P
dialatedeyedeas
: ur vibrator
harrycox
: I'D BE YOUR VIBRATOR... AND YES, I WOULD HAVE BATTERIES!
~ur_lil_angel~
: i really have no i dea, just not a dildo thats for sure.
What is that in your pants?
(30 answers)
boxocereal
: Fun stuff.
getit
: I saw that guy - it was either a roll a quarters or he was real happy to see you
Trojan23
: Scotty the squirrel gathering ......well u know
freddish
: Uhm. My wallet, some change, chapstick, a lighter, cigarettes, gum, a pen, a box cutter, little pieces of paper...
LoveableAngel2003
: My vagina. :-D
blayze_2k
: My p..................................ockets!
hpzgirl_83
: Gee, I got caught
EthanRulesU
: Um. I'm only wearing boxers. So uhh, I guess my upper thighs, hips and buns and manbits. Oh, hairs as well.
sydneydu(k
: france, beezlebub, the Amazon pube forest
-Sigrid-
: my legs and 22 cents
goinnowhereslow
: If you think about it carefully there are many many things in my pants. There are hairs, genitals, legs, little things that only fuzzy haired scientists in white coats actually know the proper names of, skin, my wallet. Then there is also whats inside all of my other pairs of pants which I own, seeing as you ceased to mention if your referring to a specific individual pair.
xposeyour
: don't disturb me while my cell phone is vibrating
0bnoxious
: i am ...did you write these questions yourself or did you have help.
bajapantis
: Keys to my room!
powerman10k
: a toothpick :(
dialatedeyedeas
: im not wearing any :)
MyKool-AidsSexy
: ur hand silly u put it there
harrycox
: UMMM..... A FLASHLIGHT!!!
=Just_4_YOU=
: well lets see i call it a puss others call it a snatch but call it what ever your little heart desires!
sexysassychika29
: Umm...My Legs
Pixxidust16
: a long, hard, thick, sweetly filled... coke bottle
kobefreak08
: hey whats THAT doin in there? I dont remember having a kittie in my pants
thauris_ahta_guda
: Yo tengo grande serpiente en mi pantalones(i have a big snake in my pants) Would you like to see it?
Heartbreaker or Heartbroken?
(25 answers)
boxocereal
: Neither.
Trojan23
: actually both
freddish
: I've definately never been heart broken, and I doubt I've broken any hearts..
LoveableAngel2003
: Breaker.
hpzgirl_83
: Heartbreaker
EthanRulesU
: I've never really had a heart break. Except the time I broke up with my girlfriend so she would be able to have a fresh start at the college she's attending. We're still friends and talk periodically. It was a good decision. -=)
sydneydu(k
: Heart maker?
-Sigrid-
: ive been both, but id prefer Heartbreaker
goinnowhereslow
: Depends if I believe the person who's heart i'm breaking deserves to be hurt. If it's someone who I feel doesn't deserve to feel that pain, i'd glady be heartbroken instead
0bnoxious
: *weeps* how insensitive of you to bring this up now *weeping harder*
bajapantis
: Broken
powerman10k
: more like heart attack :-P
dialatedeyedeas
: breaker, but i hate that job
txsweetie
: depends
~ur_lil_angel~
: both and probably always both.
uninvented
: both
kobefreak08
: heartbroken
Just~Another~Slave2Tears
: heartbroken
SVchic
: heartbroken
newfoundglorygurl
: both
Yoda vs. Neo...who wins? Millenium Falcon vs. the Nebudchanezzard?
(14 answers)
boxocereal
: Uhh..
LoveableAngel2003
: I have no idea LOL.
sydneydu(k
: the Matrix sucks
-Sigrid-
: Yoda and the Millenium Falcon
0bnoxious
: isnt yoda that thing you do where you bend funny?...nebudchanezzard because if you took the time to spell that then so should someone else.
bajapantis
: NEO, not sure
powerman10k
: ofocurse yoda. he has the biggest " light saber" :-P
dialatedeyedeas
: Yoda, and Nebuwhatever
cutebutpsychofreak
: YODA
kobefreak08
: ummm....english plz
If I set myself on fire, would you come watch me burn?
(27 answers)
boxocereal
: No.
getit
: could be fun with the right people to partry with
Trojan23
: can u wait til the popcorn is done....4min tops
freddish
: No, burning flesh smells pretty nasty.
LoveableAngel2003
: I dunno.
hpzgirl_83
: pretty good idead, props to you
EthanRulesU
: Well, I'd watch after I shouted stop drop and roll.. I might toss a little water on ya or something too..
sydneydu(k
: yep
-Sigrid-
: no, id come to put that fire out. you dun need to burn that lovely skin of urs
goinnowhereslow
: No. I'd put the fire out. That honestly would worry the shit out of me.
0bnoxious
: *amytriptaline 10 mg*.....hands you two and some water.
bajapantis
: Burn with you
powerman10k
: ofcourse not!! well. once im done roasting my mashmellows i would put you out. :-P
dialatedeyedeas
: nah
ThE_lOnEr
: ha why would u do that?!anyways no id tell u: stop drop kaboom, baby let me rub on ur nipples!!lol just kidding!
~ur_lil_angel~
: god no i hate the smell of burning flesh... id walk away. ;) j/k
uninvented
: Only if you let me burn too.
kobefreak08
: ha ! that would be quiet a freak show...lol. mind if i lite myself on fire too? it looks like fun ;)
newfoundglorygurl
: no
SVchic
: no, lol stop,drop, and roll!
freeagent94
: id consider putting you out eventually
highlycontagious
: No, I'd give you a fire extinguisher.
Would you piss on me as your humanitarian attempt to save this damsel from distress?
(17 answers)
boxocereal
: LOL!
Trojan23
: Im a very humanitarian kind guy so ......so ya youd be drenched in golden showers
freddish
: Probably not, no.
LoveableAngel2003
: Sure. LOL.
sydneydu(k
: if you wanna get pissed on, i got no problem doing it whenever
-Sigrid-
: piss on you? did you just get stung by a jellyfish?
goinnowhereslow
: I'd rather find another way to do things. Screw degrading you like that.
xposeyour
: if that's what it would take, sure, but what would that save you from?
0bnoxious
: no, but i would buy you a hot dog.
bajapantis
: no
powerman10k
: i would just piss on you for the hell of it :-P
dialatedeyedeas
: do u like golden showers?
kobefreak08
: uhhh...I'm trying to follow that....
If I gave you an opportunity to sing me a song, what would you sing me?
(21 answers)
boxocereal
: You don't wanna hear me sing...
freddish
: i don't sing...
LoveableAngel2003
: I have no idea.
PJLoyd17
: Harana, Miss Pakipot, Hoy Buloy, Kung ako ba sya, Kahit Kailan. :-)
EthanRulesU
: Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye. No, wait. Foofighters - Everlong
sydneydu(k
: Methamphetamine by Eyehategod
-Sigrid-
: Always - Blink-182
goinnowhereslow
: Seeing as i'd purely be doing it to try and entertain you, i'd attempt to sing whatever the hell you want me to sing for you
0bnoxious
: nazmetto fegarachi ulitmatico
powerman10k
: du hast. by rammstein :-P
dialatedeyedeas
: Makes Me Wanna Holler - Marvin Gaye (it's a damn good song)
MyKool-AidsSexy
: idk what would u want me to sing to you my friend darcy makes me sing to her all the time
kobefreak08
: I would sing you anything you would like
freeagent94
: only time - enya
kellcah16
: um........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Why am I so damn awesome?
(19 answers)
boxocereal
: =p
getit
: you just are - tough job but sumbody is stuck with it !!!!
Trojan23
: you cant helf it you were born that way....wait or is it enviroment?
LoveableAngel2003
: Lets have sex first then I'll answer this. :-D
hpzgirl_83
: cuz i taught u how to
EthanRulesU
: Ask your mom and then someone who hates you. Add the two together, and there ya go.
sydneydu(k
: tits and ass
-Sigrid-
: um..cuz you have a high self-esteem and confidence in urself
goinnowhereslow
: For reasons a being such as myself could not even fathom.
xposeyour
: because you're going to get to know me better
0bnoxious
: *grabs my notepad and pen*.....tell me how you feel about these voices talking to you again....
bajapantis
: You mean sexy?
freeagent94
: because you learned how to be so damn awesome from me... the master
kellcah16
: i ask myself that same question everyday! haha
Why should I ask you a question?
(19 answers)
boxocereal
: I don't know.
Trojan23
: B cuz im not your everyday joe.....
LoveableAngel2003
: Because your kool? I dunno LOL.
EthanRulesU
: Because you want to?
sydneydu(k
: you shouldn't so shut up, boo ya!
-Sigrid-
: according to Reason #4, April is a good month for asking questions.
goinnowhereslow
: I don't see why you "should". It's entirely up to you. However, perhaps you should ask a few questions just in order to receive the SCore you get as a result of asking certain amount.
0bnoxious
: because you are in awe of my superior uberness....duh.
bajapantis
: Dont ask, just do it!
powerman10k
: Becuase i asked you too.
dialatedeyedeas
: why shouldn't you? cuz you worship me, get down on your knees
~ur_lil_angel~
: b/c you have nothing better to do just like the rest of us.
xElmox
: Hey asshole! I'm asking the questions here!
freeagent94
: why shouldnt you?
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BrianLovesShair
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why do people have to piss me off
iBoy2G
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6/19: Cat Prayer: Now I lay she down to sleep I pray the Lord my cat to keep, if she dies before I wake I pray the Lord my cat to take!
DisguisedSavior
:
Do you think it'll be possible to reverse engineer the phenotypes of an organism to derive functionally similar genetic code? (i.e., take our knowledge of T-rex, and figure out what kind of genetic code it'd take to recreate it.)
Jigsaws_Best_Friend
:
Are you leaving footprints all over town?
Jigsaws_Best_Friend
:
Are you laughing hard with the windows down?
Jigsaws_Best_Friend
:
Do you have the world at your feet and you know everything about everything?
Jigsaws_Best_Friend
:
Do you think that you know me?
Jigsaws_Best_Friend
:
Were you looking for this?
Jigsaws_Best_Friend
:
Did you trade pennies and dimes for a kiss?
Jigsaws_Best_Friend
:
Did you trade your soul for a wish?