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 Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (3 answers)

 When French people swear do they say pardon my English?  (5 answers)

 i have a camcorder ! what should i film :P  (3 answers)

 I have the house all to myself... what can i do?  (5 answers)

 How can someone "draw a blank"?  (3 answers)

 What do u think of my profile ? :) (11 answers)

 Ive just seen Pirates of the Carribean :D Has anybody else seen it ...if so who's ur fav person ? mine is captin jack sparrow :) (8 answers)

 Has n e body ever been to birmingham (UK) ? (7 answers)

 Any body ever been to Southport in England ? (5 answers)

 Guess Who : M_ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ L  (2 answers)

 wot u up2 2nite then nethin gud planned?  (2 answers)

 Guess Who = _ i _ _ a _ _ / _ / f_ _ (5 answers)

 Guess who= H _ _ H / G _ _ N T (9 answers)

 Whats the reason to post today ? *At the bottom of the page* ? (28 answers)

 what do YOU think about the 'war' ? (10 answers)

 If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? (8 answers)

 why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car? (4 answers)

 If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (5 answers)

 Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER? (5 answers)

 why is it called lipstick when it always comes off? (5 answers)

 Where does the white go when the snow melts? (4 answers)

 What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (3 answers)

 If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing? (5 answers)

 If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds? (2 answers)

 Why are SOFTballs hard? (3 answers)

 Is French kissing in France just called kissing? (6 answers)

 Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels? (2 answers)

 If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles? (3 answers)

 Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"? (2 answers)

 what does the K in K-mart actually stand for? (5 answers)

 Why do old men have hair in their ears? (3 answers)

 Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A & Canada? (2 answers)

 Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks? (3 answers)

 On a phone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1? (2 answers)

 Are there female leprechauns? (4 answers)

 How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich? (4 answers)

 Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo? (3 answers)

 Did you know there is a page 666 in The Bible? (3 answers)

 Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway? (2 answers)

 Why do birds bob their heads when they walk? *i know they look funny*hee hee* (3 answers)

 If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money? (2 answers)

 Can you blow a balloon up under water? (3 answers)

 Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene? (3 answers)

 Is there another side ? (5 answers)

 i feel sick , can i have a hug please :) (7 answers)

 Do u think its horrible for johnaton ross to say his name !! HA HA HA johnathon WOSS lol (3 answers)

 RICHARDS NOT DEAD :-D n e body happy bout this ? (4 answers)

 N E BODY WATCHIN EASTENDERS ? Roy's gonna have a heart attack !! (6 answers)

 F11 <---is ur friend *press it * (3 answers)

 I'm making a web site ...so add ur URL to ur web site an i will add it 2 mine :-) put here in my GB :) (6 answers)

 What was the best dream you have ever had ? (4 answers)

 How long ago were potato chips eaten? (8 answers)

 How can chickens run around with their heads cut off? (5 answers)

 If dogs are colour blind, how do guide dogs know when to stop or go at a traffic light? (5 answers)

 Why is so hard to get rid of hiccups? (6 answers)

 Why can't you tickle yourself? (4 answers)

 Do animals dream? (7 answers)

 Why is that when fish die in water, they float to the top, but when humans die in water, they sink to the bottom? (4 answers)

 Since the U.S. says United We Stand, does that offend legless people? (3 answers)

 What does OK actually mean? (5 answers)

 How do you throw away a garbage can? (4 answers)

 If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing? (4 answers)

 Why are things typed up but written down? (2 answers)

 Why do donuts have holes? (3 answers)

 If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out? (2 answers)

 What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? (3 answers)

 What happens when you call a 1-800 number collect? (3 answers)

 What color would a smurf turn if you choked it? (3 answers)

 Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? (2 answers)

 Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs? (2 answers)

 Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional? (1 answers)

 Have ex-punsters been expunged? (1 answers)

 Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? (1 answers)

 Why is the alphabet in that order? (1 answers)

 Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together? (2 answers)

 If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself? (2 answers)

 If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? (1 answers)

 Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? (3 answers)

 why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car? (1 answers)

 Can blind people see their dreams? (1 answers)

 If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid? (2 answers)

 Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? (1 answers)

 If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice? (1 answers)

 What was the best thing before sliced bread? (2 answers)

 Why are boxing rings square? (2 answers)

 Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? (2 answers)

 Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? (1 answers)

 Do vampires get AIDS? (1 answers)

 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"? (1 answers)

 Does a postman deliver his own mail? (2 answers)

 Why do airlines call flights nonstop?...Won't they all stop eventually? (2 answers)

 When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? (1 answers)

 What is the speed of dark? (1 answers)

 What color is a chameleon on a mirror? (1 answers)

 Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? (2 answers)

 If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? (2 answers)

 Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure? (2 answers)

 Can you grow birds by planting birdseed? (2 answers)

 If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? (2 answers)

 If you take a shower, where do you put it? (3 answers)

 If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the driver end up owing you money? (2 answers)

 If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet? (2 answers)

 If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2? (4 answers)

 If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? (3 answers)

 If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? (4 answers)

 If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk? (3 answers)

 How do you know when you're out of invisible ink? (2 answers)

 How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? (3 answers)

 How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? (2 answers)

 How can there be "self help GROUPS"? (1 answers)

 How can someone "draw a blank"? (2 answers)

 Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's? (2 answers)

 Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? (1 answers)

 Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? (2 answers)

 Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip? (1 answers)

 Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? ....If so, how could you treat them? (4 answers)

 If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? (3 answers)

 What would Cheese say if they got their picture taken? (5 answers)

 If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? (hee hee) (3 answers)

 Is a man full of wonder a wonderful man? (2 answers)

 How can you hear yourself think? (3 answers)

 Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump? (2 answers)

 If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?" (2 answers)

 Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows? (2 answers)

 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? (3 answers)

 Did they have antiques in the olden days? (1 answers)

 How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter? (1 answers)

 Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10? (2 answers)

 Is the opposite of "out of whack" "in whack" ? (3 answers)

 What's the opposite of opposite? (2 answers)

 If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight? (2 answers)

 How come when you go in the front door of a church, you are at the back of the church, and if you go in the back door, you would end up in the front of the church? (4 answers)

 Why is Bra singular and Panties plural? (4 answers)

 What did cured ham actually have? (2 answers)

 If a man has no fingers, can he press charges? (4 answers)

 How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it's illegal to keep them as a pet? (3 answers)

 If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam? (3 answers)

 Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on paper? (2 answers)

 Why is Christmas colors red and green when Santa's suit is red and white? (2 answers)

 Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to (2 answers)

 When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do (1 answers)

 If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? (4 answers)

 Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? (1 answers)

 Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work? (1 answers)

 Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to (1 answers)

 Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number? (1 answers)

 Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas? (3 answers)

 Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps? (2 answers)

 Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water? (2 answers)

 Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them? (1 answers)

 How come popcorn isn't a vegetable? (1 answers)

 do u think i'm a Q&A-aholic ? (10 answers)

 Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up? (6 answers)

 Would a fly without wings be called a walk? (5 answers)

 When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? (5 answers)

 When blind people go to the bathroom, how do they know when they are done wiping their butt? (6 answers)

 What is a free gift? (3 answers)

 If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him? (2 answers)

 Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? (2 answers)

 On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1? :( (2 answers)

 Can a blind man see his future? (1 answers)

 How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap? (1 answers)

 Why does a round pizza come in a square box? (2 answers)

 Do ducks sneeze? (2 answers)

 Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up? (2 answers)

 If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? (2 answers)

 Is there a Dr. Salt? (3 answers)

 If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras? (1 answers)

 If a 999 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? (2 answers)

 If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? (2 answers)

 Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? (2 answers)

 Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do? (1 answers)

 Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? (1 answers)

 Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas? (1 answers)

 How come popcorn isn't a vegetable? (2 answers)

 Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road In The First Place ? (5 answers)

 Sour or sweet ? (4 answers)

 Cats or Dogs or Fish ? (5 answers)

 Fall/Autum or Spring ? (6 answers)

 Black or White ? (5 answers)

 Brunette or Blonde ? (3 answers)

 Whats your fone number ? I want sum numbers in my phone ! lol (5 answers)

 Che lei fino a oggi? (3 answers)

 ¿Cómo todos son hoy? (4 answers)

 Whats your current mood ? (16 answers)

 Does n e body watch Casualty on BBC1 ? (3 answers)

 Is there goining 2 b a WWIII ? (8 answers)

 Mom or Mum ? i say mum (12 answers)

 Have u ever cut urself ? (13 answers)

 Whats your fav web site ? (4 answers)

 What do you think of Michael Owen ? (4 answers)

 r u single/married/dating sum 1 /divored/widow ? (8 answers)

 does n e body wana go asleep ? (4 answers)

 Shud i answer my own questions ? (4 answers)

 N e body want some Red Devil drink ? (3 answers)

 Whats your fav musical ? mines Sunset Bulavard (3 answers)

 Whats your fav movie ? mines Mouiln rouge :-D (3 answers)

 n e 1 in United Kingdom in year 10in school doing work experience ? (4 answers)

 n e 1 want a hug ? (2 answers)

 who here LLLUUUUVVVVV me :P (2 answers)

 Which is worse: Someone constantly whistling OR Someone constantly popping gum ? (5 answers)

 Which is worse : Only being able to yell for the rest of you life <b>OR</b> Only being able to whisper for the rest of your life (5 answers)

 Which is worse : Hacking into your girlfriend's/boyfriend's email account ORsecretly videotaping them in the shower ? (5 answers)

 Which is worse: Getting the answer wrong because it seemed too obvious OR getting the answer wrong because you are just stupid ? (3 answers)

 Which is worse: Your mom showing off her cleavage OR your dad showing off his butt crack ? (4 answers)

 happy new year ? (4 answers)

 y didnt it snow :-( ? (8 answers)

 Ive just snezzed can u hand me a tissue plz ? (4 answers)

 doo pee doo do pe dooo ? (4 answers)

 what do u think of bin laden ? (7 answers)

 I'm watching Eastenders an Jamies just died :( n e 1 watch that ? (2 answers)

 I AM SO BORED .....WHAT CAN I DO ?¿?¿ (4 answers)

 R U SAD THAT XMAS IS OVER ? (4 answers)

 do u want a dance? (6 answers)

 .......................(is that a question?))))) (9 answers)

 What do you want for christmas ? (8 answers)

 wot u up2 2nite then nethin gud planned? (7 answers)

 i love christmas do u ? (8 answers)

 Whens your Birthday ? (14 answers)

 La la la la .................... (6 answers)

 OMG I AM SO BORED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (6 answers)

 are you bored of this ? (4 answers)

 Do u like school ? (i h8 it ) (4 answers)

 Do u like school ? (i h8 it ) (4 answers)

 whats ur web site called ? (5 answers)

 whats ur worst part of ur body ? (5 answers)

 whats ur fav part of ur body ? (3 answers)

 do u luv ur b'f or g'f so much u wud donate a organ ? (5 answers)

 y is it called the 'WORLD' series when its only played in america ? (4 answers)

 whats ur fav thing in the WORLD ? (7 answers)

 what ur fav part of the student centre ? (9 answers)

 why ? why ? why ? (16 answers)



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iBoy2G: 5/18: If you saw Shane_Kid on the street smoking what would you do?
iBoy2G: 5/18: Why won't Shane_Kid stop friggin smoking?
iBoy2G: 5/18: If the election were today and the candidates were Donald Trump (Republican Party), Ritchie Valenz (Democratic Party) and Gage Lonnogan (Tattooist Party), who would you vote for?
iBoy2G: 5/18: Shrub or Obama?
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