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6/8: Ho can Gage talk if he doesn't have a brain?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: He does!
GageAlainLonnagan
: That's Dr. Gage mother tucker !
6/8: Dorothy: "Are you doing that on purpose, or can't you make up your mind?" Rick Perry: "That's the trouble, I cant make up my mind, I haven't got a brain, only guns!"
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: HAHA!
5/26: Check out my new YouTube video!!!!!!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: LOL! Wtf is that about??
5/23: Threesome with Gage, Boxocereal and Herman Cain?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: Would be very sexual.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Gagey having sex with a girl AND an old guy...that's just wrong !
5/23: Politicians are like diapers, they have to be changed frequently, and for the same reasons!
(3 answers)
cheer_up_emo_kid
: LOL
cheer_up_emo_kid
: LOL
boxocereal
: Yesh.
5/23: I really miss ceaser1. Do you?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Oh yeah.
5/23: So, I was sweeping with Gage when suddenly I noticed a broom stick up my ass...!
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: OMG ! sorry.
boxocereal
: Did you love it?
5/23: What would you say if Chris Christie was caught having sex with Michael Moore?
(2 answers)
cheer_up_emo_kid
: I'd laugh
boxocereal
: Piss!
5/23: I can't figure out if "iluvbingEMO" loves BING or EMO? WHICH IS IT?
(2 answers)
cheer_up_emo_kid
: neither?
boxocereal
: Both.
5/23: Would you let Chris Christie sit down on your favorite chair?
(2 answers)
cheer_up_emo_kid
: hell no
boxocereal
: Nope.
5/22: A marriage in Maine is like a marriage on a plane!
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: =D
GageAlainLonnagan
: Maine ROCKS yo !
5/18: If you saw Shane_Kid on the street smoking what would you do?
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: Grab his butt ! hahahahaha
boxocereal
: Slap it out of his hand.
5/18: Why won't Shane_Kid stop friggin smoking?
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: Shane is the bomb
boxocereal
: LOL!
5/18: If the election were today and the candidates were Donald Trump (Republican Party), Ritchie Valenz (Democratic Party) and Gage Lonnogan (Tattooist Party), who would you vote for?
(3 answers)
cheer_up_emo_kid
: myself.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Wait..Isn't Ritchie a dead guy ? Trump has f ucked up hair ! So go with Gage.
boxocereal
: None.
5/18: Shrub or Obama?
(2 answers)
cheer_up_emo_kid
: NO.
boxocereal
: Meh....
5/18: I miss President Shrub. He was such a good President!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: =O
5/18: Do you miss President Shrub?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Nope.
5/18: Now I lay she down to sleep I pray the Lord my cat to keep if she dies before I wake I pray the Lord my cat to take!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Yes.
5/17: I love Boxocereal! <3 to the cereal!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Gotta love some cereals.
5/17: Boxocereal for President?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: No thankies.
5/17: Why do amish people hate Thomas Edison?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: No one hates him, he's too much of a luxury.
5/17: Do you cross out "In God We Trust" on money?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: I believe you already asked this, pretty sure.
5/17: KENDRICK MEEK FOR SENATE! Yes or No?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: What?
5/17: If my cat is nice to me but mean to everyone else, does that make her a nice cat or a mean cat?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Nice cat to you and mean to everyone else?
5/17: Nice cats meow last!
(2 answers)
gayguyinsussex
: ok
boxocereal
: Or not at all...
5/17: Shane_Kid's penis or Shane_Kid's cigarettes. Which would you prefer to suck?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: =O
5/17: DemoCATS or RePUPlicans?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: =D
5/17: I just noticed Shane_Kid wears glasses, perhaps the smoking has ruined his vision?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Probably.
5/17: What would happen if i accidentally ingested a kitten?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Accidentally ingest one and let's find out!
5/16: Which would you rather do, buy a Kindle or vote for Jindal?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Neither.
5/16: Take a nap or take a crap?
(2 answers)
happy_B0bbles
: nap!
boxocereal
: Both!
5/15: They're creepy and they're cooky, mysterious and spooky, they're all together poopy, the Boxocereal family! They're house is a museum, when people come to see 'em, they really are a scream, the Boxocereal family!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: =D
5/15: Do you like Vladimir Poopin?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: I don't know, but I like the name Vladimir.
5/15: I want to play a game, you have been infected with a toxin that will kill you in 24 hours unless you find the antidote. There's only one and its hidden up the Presidents ass. How far will you go to save your life? Live or die, make your choice!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: I don't like poop holes and digging around in them. I'll die thankies.
5/10: What do you think about war-loving Republicans?
(4 answers)
cheer_up_emo_kid
: what sonja said
sonja_belle
: The same as the war-loving Democrats
DisguisedSavior
: vvv The Big Bankers love war. They pretty much own the defense industry.
boxocereal
: Who the **** loves war, that's what I wanna know.
5/10: Where there is a Republican there is gonna be a war, where there is a war there are gonna be deaths, but just because there's deaths doesn't mean you have to die, ya gotta get up and vote for Dems, ya gotta get up and vote for Dems!
(2 answers)
cheer_up_emo_kid
: No.
boxocereal
: Neither!
5/6: Where there is a cat there is gonna be a meow, where there is a meow there is gonna be a purr, but just because she purrs doesn't mean she's gonna cry, ya gotta meow meow meow right! Ya gotta meow meow meow right!
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: What are you on?
GageAlainLonnagan
: Ever watch cats do it ? The man cat bites the chick cat... kinky yo !
4/23: What's your local pill mill workers name? Mine is Dr. Pilliard Miller!
(3 answers)
LiLSpanky23
: lmao what??
LiLSpanky23
: lmao what??
boxocereal
: Wtf...mine too!
4/23: What would you do if your local pill mill went out of business?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Dang its.
4/23: What's your favorite pill to get at your local pill mill?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Happy pills.
4/23: What's another name for a pill mill worker? A doctor!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: =D
4/23: What kinds of pills should I get at my local pill mill?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Vitamins and minerals.
4/18: What would you do if Westboro Baptist Church decided to protest the funeral of a loved one?
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: have everyone make moves on them since theyre so scared of gay people and then we'd attack
boxocereal
: They can protest a fist to the face.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Shoot them with molasses and porno. So the dirty pictures of homos f ucking would stick to them !
4/18: Imagine if the supreme court made all churches marry anyone who wanted to be married. Fred Phelps would probably take off his bullet proof vest (yes, he does wear one) and shoot himself!
(3 answers)
LiLSpanky23
: lucky his head isnt bulletproof.... but i would hope he records it for someone to post on youtube. that would gt a billion hits.
boxocereal
: LOL!
GageAlainLonnagan
: There's a special place in hell for that mofo.
4/18: Me and Gage are getting married! We're having the wedding at Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas! I cant wait for Pastor Fred Phelps to marry us!
(5 answers)
LiLSpanky23
: haha thats priceless
LiLSpanky23
: haha thats priceless
hayliehalze666
: me and gage are already married soooo
boxocereal
: HAH! Good luck with that.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Gagey.... say what ?
4/18: I <3 my Gage!
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: hahahahaha at gage's answer
boxocereal
: Aww!
GageAlainLonnagan
: Take me big pony ! Take me now before I change my mind.
4/16: Going to the lawyer and we're, gonna get divorced! Going to the lawyer and we're, gonna get divoooorced! Gee I really hate you and we're, gonna get divoooorced. Going to the lawyer today!
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: OMG NO ! I'll leave Shane and come back...lol
boxocereal
: NooOooOOooOoOooooooOOoO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4/12: Help! I think my cat may be a Republican! He keeps biting poor people and humping bibles!
(3 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: Oh no !
hayliehalze666
: thats what i do too
boxocereal
: Uh oh.
4/12: Mormon Jesus!
(3 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: ok then
hayliehalze666
: black viking jesus
boxocereal
: =D
4/11: I miss Boxocereal and all her tattoos and piercings!
(3 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: HAZEL CHICK !
hayliehalze666
: what about me? :(
boxocereal
: Yippee skippy!!
4/11: Will I_Give_You_My_Heart really give me her heart? Like if I needed a heart transplant?
(2 answers)
hayliehalze666
: i would
boxocereal
: Yep.
4/5: Oh hi yo, did you know that I da ho?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: Ho? Really?
GageAlainLonnagan
: Gage_kid says woe !
4/5: Not all pedophiles are priests...but all priests are pedophiles!
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: Seems like it.
GageAlainLonnagan
: ok then !
4/5: What's a friendlier term for a pedophile? A priest!
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: gage
boxocereal
: Yep.
GageAlainLonnagan
: a gayguyinsussex ?
3/28: Have you watched my new YouTube video?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Nope.
3/28: Have you seen the ObamaPhone lady? She sings a good song.
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: No?
3/28: Keep Obama in President you know, he gave us phone, he gonna do moar!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: ??
3/27: If the National Organization for Marriage (NOM) was willing to hire boxocereal, would she accept the job offer?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Pfffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttt...
3/27: Marriage is a union between one man and one woman (at a time)!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Aww, shucks....
3/14: So, what do you think of the new pedophile, Pedophile Francis? Is he better than Pedophile Benedict? Me? I miss Pedophile John Paul II, he was the best pedophile.
(4 answers)
springbreaker
: Do you REALLY think it is smart to offend 1.2 Billion people's religious beliefs? :)
brandon_aka_rhino
: I had no idea a new pope was being selected. When I found out (the day it was announced), I found it amusing that people put so much energy and focus into something I do not accept as a serious mental state.
GageAlainLonnagan
: God, when you sends the lightnin bolts down, aim towards Florida !
boxocereal
: ****ing none.
3/11: Give me the usernames of some people on this site that probably have tight @ssholes.
(4 answers)
sfgiants94903
: sfgiants94903
zippy1357
: dunno, but yo momma's is pretty loose after last night. Giggity.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Gage
boxocereal
: iBoy2G.
3/11: What would you do if you saw George W. Bush at McDonald's one day?
(5 answers)
Green_leprechaun
: I wouldn't even recognize him..
springbreaker
: I'd wait until he was done asking me if I want fries with that...
GageAlainLonnagan
: cover his eyes....as the googooinsussex walked by.
gayguyinsussex
: just pass on by...
boxocereal
: I wouldn't see it, I don't eat there. =)
3/10: John Boehner, Eric Cantor and Mitch McConnell in: The Sequester. Rated R, In theaters May 14!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: OH YESH!
3/9: Lets invite all the Republicans over and have a Tea Party!
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: ok then !
boxocereal
: =D FUN!
3/7: Everytime you see a tattoo, think this: all the money that person spent on that tattoo, it could have gone to help cure cancer, to help cure AIDS, to a charity to help poor children and adults, or to some other fine cause.
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: I say the same thing about people that buy 10 cases of pop and a carton of cigarettes.
zippy1357
: Funding the North Korean nuclear energy program
3/7: God Hates Tattoos! Love God's Way!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Who?
3/7: Do you hate tattoos? Why not join this Facebook group: facebook.com/pages/I-Hate-Tattoos/137580436277650 This is a group for people who are sick and tired of the War on Skin! Lets fight for the right to look human!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: I hate the "sleeves" but it's not my body, sooooo I don't care.
3/7: Good LORD does that Cher Lloyd chick have a lot of tattews. WTF is wrong with her, you can't even see her skin!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Who??
3/7: Obama 2008!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: =p
3/7: Penis + Ass = Fun. Penis + Vagina = Eww. Vagina + Vagina = WTF?
(2 answers)
zippy1357
: scissoring?
boxocereal
: Yes, vagina is nasty.
3/7: Remember all the times my kitty cat went purr, well now she wants to hiss and curse! Remember all the times my kitty cat went purr you got me got me like this!
(2 answers)
hayliehalze666
: i don't give a **** no one else can pet ya i love my cat love my cat
boxocereal
: =D
3/1: What's your favorite state? Mine is the State of Denial!
(3 answers)
boxocereal
: State of mind.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Maine...no mean gators up here.
LiLSpanky23
: i like your idea lol
2/28: Don't you just hate those evil left-wing liberals over at Fox News!?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: I never watch that.
GageAlainLonnagan
: ok then !
2/28: What ever happened to Joseph Merrick (gayguyinsussex)!?
(4 answers)
hayliehalze666
: :O
zippy1357
: he messaged me yesterday or the day before
GageAlainLonnagan
: locked up at the bunny factory.
boxocereal
: He's just chilling around Sussex
2/28: BoxOCereal.
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: oh piss !
boxocereal
: MMMM!
2/17: I'm 9 months pregnant and need to get an abortion PRONTO! Where can I get one? I live in the state of Canada.
(4 answers)
Green_leprechaun
: well, for one, Canada is a country, not a state....
zippy1357
: easier to get them in the country of africa
boxocereal
: Gooooooogle.
GageAlainLonnagan
: WOE ! I almost live in the state of Canada.
2/27: True or False? Imagine having a stroke and not being told you're no longer a dictator.
(3 answers)
boxocereal
: Yes.
zippy1357
: did castro or chavez have a stroke?
GageAlainLonnagan
: OK THEN !
2/25: Woah woah woah wait a minute, George Bush wrote a BOOK!? You mean a word book!? I didn't even know he could READ a book!
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: Pfffft someone else wrote it!
zippy1357
: Opening lines: "See Spot run, spot runs fast"
2/21: I have a feeling Peter does not like my "Public" messages. He'd much prefer "Private" messages. XD (Republican joke).
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: peter joke
boxocereal
: Why is that?
GageAlainLonnagan
: Hey ! don't slaggin the googoinsussex. You yankee plogger.
2/19: The spirit of Massachusetts is the spirit of America, the spirit of whats old and whats new! The spirit of Massachusetts is the spirit of America, the spirit of the red white and blue!
(3 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: Me thinks iBoy2G done saw his self a Massachusetts number plate !
zippy1357
: Boston is awesome
boxocereal
: The damn spelling of the piss....
2/16: I've been hearing rumors that boxocereal has been murdered and eaten by her pet rock. Is this true?
(4 answers)
LiLSpanky23
: haha
boxocereal
: Nope, still alive.
Darkness_prevails
: I heard it was murdered by being eaten. Not mudered and then eaten.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Nah......can't be true. Her pet rock is gonna be a mom ! Yup she's having a litter of pebbles.
2/3: YES WE CAN!
(2 answers)
Green_leprechaun
: NO YOU CAN't
boxocereal
: Butts!
2/3: OH MY BAMA!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: OH YESH!
1/31: Somebody peed on my pizza!
(3 answers)
social_pest
: wasnt me...
boxocereal
: My piss!
GageAlainLonnagan
: Stay out of Sussex and it won't happen again !
1/31: What's your favorite kind of gun?
(3 answers)
social_pest
: fav would be .22lr bearing firearms...simply because you dont have to have different sizes of ammo for each gun or rifle...if you have 3 rifles and 3 handguns that all take .22lr then youre set...you just need a single box of ammo unlike having a 9mm pistol, a 30-06 rifle, and a 7.62 rifle...Thats what makes it my fav type...
GageAlainLonnagan
: Magnum PI
boxocereal
: Desert Eagle.
1/31: I've heard rumors that gayguyinsussex likes to smoke. Are they true!?
(3 answers)
gayguyinsussex
: i do like to smoke sometimes
GageAlainLonnagan
: Only when he jerks-off from the intense friction.
boxocereal
: Probably.
1/31: Boxocereal smoke cigarettes?
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: no just barn owls
boxocereal
: Hell no.
1/31: I'm gonna go pet my boxocereal and give cat a bowl of cereal. Wait...strike that, reverse it!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Give a bowl of cereal!?? =D
1/31: My cat just meowed! OMG!
(3 answers)
Green_leprechaun
: lol
LiLSpanky23
: wait dont cats bark? have i had it wrong all these years.... damn grade school....
boxocereal
: First time ever?
1/31: Gage just told me he thinks homosexuality is sinful! OMG!
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: ok then !
boxocereal
: Oh piss.
1/31: Gage just told me he believes marriage is between a man and a woman! OMG!
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: oh my gammit no.
boxocereal
: =p
1/31: Gage Liberal or Conservative?
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: LIBERAL...Some people think Gage is really one of those Kennedys anyways.
boxocereal
: I don't care.
1/31: What doesn't kill cats makes them stronger, hiss and meow much longer!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Yep.
1/31: Have you heard? The God Corporation just invented a new kind of man! It has no penis! They call it the Woman! What do you think?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: LOL!
1/28: Do you live in an Obama state?
(3 answers)
zippy1357
: yep
GageAlainLonnagan
: Yup ! I do. It dunt really count cuz we are almost in Canada.
boxocereal
: No.
1/25: Shane_Kid a penis owner?
(3 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: He was but his mama took it back.
boxocereal
: Penis vacuums.
GageAlainLonnagan
: bahahahaha ! yup he is...but it has training wheels on it. I'd still do him though.
1/21: Say your cell phone had an antenna shaped like a cereal spoon, would you chew on it then? Boxocereal?
(2 answers)
brandon_aka_rhino
: You are a ***otola moderfukaaaa tha eaeets gyaaay diiiieeek for seeereal evvvery morning. ******.
boxocereal
: =D
1/21: What's the difference between an antenna and a tooth pick anyway?
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: Then thar turrmites can't be a eatin antennies. ( my Maine accent )
boxocereal
: One is bigger than the other.
1/21: Cell phone antenna or dildo?
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: dildo ! dunt want my butt ringing. ( OMG I can't believe Gage just said that )
boxocereal
: Nah.
1/21: What would you do if you saw your grandma chewing on a cell phone antenna?
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: Tell her to knock it off pronto !
boxocereal
: 0.o
1/21: Do you think Gage chews on cell phone antennas?
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: Gagey be Jewish.....not chewish.
boxocereal
: Yeps.
1/21: I bet Peter likes to suck on antennas. Very small antennas from very small devices...
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: Peter just sucks period....ok then.
boxocereal
: =D
1/21: Ever SUCK on an antenna!?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: LOL!
1/21: How about a walkie talkie antenna? Ever chew on that?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: No.
1/21: C'mon, I know there's people here who have, at one point in their life, chewed on a cell phone antenna!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: No.
1/21: Say you got a new cell phone and it had a very long antenna, would you be tempted to chew on it?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: No.
1/21: Have you ever chewed on a cell phone antenna?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Nope.
1/15: Do you chew on the antenna on your cell phone?
(3 answers)
KoRn_chick2007
: no
boxocereal
: Nope.
GageAlainLonnagan
: nah...it has no antenna cuz it's a C-3PO.
1/10: Do you think PasychoSheep would be cuter if he shaved his beard?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Oh yesh.
1/7: Say you needed a new kidney and the only compatible donor was Chris Cristie, and becuase he's soo fat you would have to put on 500 pounds before taking the organ, would you do it?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Nope.
1/7: Say you needed a new lung and the only compatible donor was boxocereal. Would that work?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: I can't give myself my own lung...
1/7: Ok so say you needed a new organ and the only compatible donor was gayguyinsussex. Would you take it?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Sure.
1/7: I love glue! Do you love glee?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Uhhh...nooooo.
1/5: RIP Governor William Goebel. You will be missed.
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Yesh.
1/5: Do you think the guy that assassinated Governor Goebel should get the death penalty?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Sure.
1/5: Who will become Governor of Kentucky now that Governor William Goebel is dead?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: You.
1/5: Do you think Governor Goebel is in a better place now?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Maybe.
1/5: What would you have done to protect Governor Goebel if you were there?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Piss!
1/5: Do you miss Governor Goebel?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Nope.
1/5: Do you think they'll ever find the guy who killed Governor Goebel?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Yes.
1/5: I miss Governor William Goebel so much I've been crying all day about it :(
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: =(
1/5: Are you sad about Governor Goebel's assassination?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: I haven't heard anything about it.
1/5: OMG HAVE YOU HEARD? Governor Goebel (Governor Elect of Kentucky) was assassinated :( I cant believe it he would have been such a good Governor.
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: What?
1/3: Oh this is one fine day to be nude! Yea this is one fine day to be nude! The birds are singing "Clinton have a wonderful spring"! And people walkin' by can stop and look at my thing!
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: '' a giant blowjob '' ahhh WILLC
boxocereal
: A giant blowjob.
1/3: What do you think about Barack Who's Sane Obama?
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: Send him to Sussex !
boxocereal
: Meh..
1/3: ROMNEY/RYAN, CAN WE FIX IT? ROMNEY/RYAN, NO WE CANT! SO FVCKEN BUSY BUT NOT MUCH TO DO! CAMPAIGN ON LYING MAKES THEM COOL! MITT AND THE GANG HAVE SO MUCH FUN! WORKING TOGETHER THEY GET NOTHING DONE!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Baseball MITT!
1/3: When I was a little biddy boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy, silver balls attached to a thing, she told me it was a dildo.
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: YAY!!
1/3: You will not believe this, but there is a politician, his name is Barney Frank, who is GAY!!!!!!!!!! He's serving in the House of Pain...I mean Representatives!
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: old dumpy gay dude from Massachusetts
boxocereal
: LOL!
1/3: A woman walks into Boxocereal's house and asks "wtf with all the cereal, it looks like a God damn Kellogs factory in here". Boxocereal, angry, screams "GO FVCK YOURSELF YOU SLUT"!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Yeps.
1/3: A man walks into Gage's house and asks "is this not the biggest penis you ever seen". Gage replies "yea it's big". The man, angry, screams "FVCK YOU I ASKED IF IT WAS THE BIGGEST"!
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: The Butler lets nobody in. It's the rules... tattooed emo's only like me.
boxocereal
: NO!
1/3: A man walks into a vet with his cat and asks "is this not the most beautiful cat you've ever seen". The vet replies saying "yes its a beautiful cat". The man, angry, says "I ASKED IF IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FVCKING CAT
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: NO IT'S NOT....SORRY ABOUT IT!
1/1: Tell me about your ding-a-ling!
(3 answers)
boxocereal
: I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!
GageAlainLonnagan
: He lives in a pumpkin patch down inside my size 29 skinnys. ( OMG ! I can't believe Gage just said that >> it must be the tattoos ?
hayliehalze666
: throat
2013
(3 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: Going to Sussex to chill with the gayguy !
hayliehalze666
: happy halloween!
boxocereal
: Yeps.
12/31: Happy YOU Years Gay!
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: thats me
boxocereal
: =)
GageAlainLonnagan
: ok then.
12/31: Does Gage smoke?
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: cancer sticks?
boxocereal
: YUCK!
GageAlainLonnagan
: Nope....Gagey doesn't smoke. It kills and would make my ginger hair smell bad !
12/31: Is gayguyinsussex gay?2
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: i dont think so
boxocereal
: Maybe.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Do we really have to claim that guy ?
12/31: There's rumors going around that boxocereal and that hazle chick are sisters. What do you think?
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: its true
boxocereal
: TWINS!
GageAlainLonnagan
: Ask Pattyrick.
12/31: Have you ever pirated a piece of software? What one?
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: would you go back to school if you qualified for a grant?
boxocereal
: No.
GageAlainLonnagan
: nope... not Gagey
12/31: So, what are you doing for St. Pattyricks day today?
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: pattyrick
boxocereal
: Nothing.
GageAlainLonnagan
: eating all green stuff....salads for Gagey.
12/31: Is Jeff gay?
(3 answers)
sonja_belle
: why does it matter?????
boxocereal
: Maybe.
GageAlainLonnagan
: IDK ? I never thought about it really.
12/31: What do you think this website is worth (I'm estimating $100-200)?
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: $39 or so
boxocereal
: LMAO! $1 million dollars!
GageAlainLonnagan
: I have no idea ? Cars I know websites.......nah
12/31: If elected, Gage promised he would require all teachers to have at least one visible tattoo!
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: LOL!
GageAlainLonnagan
: Believe it or not teachers with visible tatoos ( like moi ) do better relating to delinquent types like I teach. So yup teachers in alternative high school would do well to load up on tattoos. 3 is good.
12/31: Why does President Gage oppose taxing the rich?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: The rich can afford it more than the middle class and poor that's for sure.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Cuz I'm rich !
12/31: Vote for Al Gore, he helps boxocereal!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: =O
12/31: Vote for Al Gore, he helps the poor!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: =D
12/31: Vote for the poor, they help Al Gore!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: =p
12/30: What's the difference between a ceiling fan and a person with tattoos? One is an object with absolutely no intelligence what-so-ever designed to be hung from the ceiling, and the other is just a ceiling fan!
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: Oooookkk.
GageAlainLonnagan
: tattoos rock yo ! Gagey has 3 of them cuz I sell drugs and belong to the Bloods.
12/29: What would you do if your best friend brought a ton of mice into your house, blinded three of them with an ice pick, cut their tails off with a carving knife, then asked "have you or have you not ever seen such a sight in your life"?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: That wouldn't be my best friend.
GageAlainLonnagan
: I'd kick his ass with my tree trunk legs ! ( Sorry Peter. It had to be said )
mitt
(3 answers)
boxocereal
: Baseball MITT!
hayliehalze666
: GATOTEY
GageAlainLonnagan
: Mitt 2016 !
12/24: What's your favorite mobile data network? CDMA, GSM, UMTS, EVDO, GPRS, EDGE, IDEN, WiMAX, or LTE?
(2 answers)
hayliehalze666
: kuh
boxocereal
: Uhh...no favorite.
12/22: I have one Christmas wish, please unfriend and block BrianLovesShair for ME. He blocked me for no reason and it has ruined my holiday. It will put my mind at ease if I see his friend count go down. Thank you and Merry Christmas!
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: hmmmm
GageAlainLonnagan
: Brian only talks to me and Shair. Thus his handle. He can do what he wants move on and merry Christmas.
boxocereal
: I'm not his friend.
12/22: If you could prevent one mass shooting, which would it be? Sandy Hook, Columbine, Virginia Tech, or Aurora Theater?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Sandy Hook.
12/22: How many guns do you own?
(3 answers)
ceaser2
: none
GageAlainLonnagan
: 4 guns for hunting moose and wild turkeys no assault weapons.
boxocereal
: 0.
12/22: What do you think about gun control?
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: All assault weapons should be banned. Nobody needs a an AK47 for hunting.
boxocereal
: All I know is I'm sick of all the posts I keep seeing about it on facebook.
12/22: Who hates BrianLovesShair? ME!
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: geez dude Brian likes who he likes lighten-up.
boxocereal
: I don't know.
12/22: That stupid piece of **** BrianLovesShair blocked me. I hope that mother****ers hard drive blows up while he's upgrading to Windows 8 and he looses all of his porn!
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: I hope not... I got him a new Asus last fall.
boxocereal
: LOL!
12/22: What version of Windows 8 did you "buy"?
(2 answers)
hayliehalze666
: hahahahahahahahahahahah
boxocereal
: None.
12/22: Windows 8 isn't too bad, I do prefer my OSx86 setup, but Windows 8 has some nice things too. What do you think about Windows 8?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Looks retarded.
12/22: Stop Hate, Install Windows 8!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Nope.
12/22: OMG, have you heard? They're having a super deal on Windows 8 at The Pirate Bay Online Store! I just got mine for the incredibly low price of $0.00! Better hurry up before they're all gone!!!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: I don't want it!!!!!
12/11: Why does gayguyinsussex hate Obama so much? What has Obama ever done to gayguyinsussex?
(4 answers)
hayliehalze666
: he probably rejected him in the alley
boxocereal
: He does?
GageAlainLonnagan
: Cuz Obama is black and not 12 ?
sonja_belle
: The only one who can answer this question is gayguyin sussex
12/11: One Two Romney's Coming For You! Three Four Better Fvck Your Whore! Five Six Better Suck Some Dicks! Seven Eight Better Masturbate! Nine Ten Never Sweep Again!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: =D
12/11: Who's richer, Mark Lonnagan or Mitt Romney?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Loonagan!
12/10: Say you walked into church one Sunday then realized "hey, what the **** am I doing in a God damn church!?" What would you do!?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I guess I'd just leave.
boxocereal
: Walk OUTS!
12/10: Say you walked into church one Sunday and the priest had a rifle and said "I'LL ****ING KILL YOU IF YOU DONT RECITE MATTHEW 19:20-24 IMMEDIATELY! What would you do!?
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: scream matthew 19:20-24
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I guess I'd recite the passage.
boxocereal
: His butt.
12/10: Say you walked into church one Sunday and the priest was naked but, everyone else was just sitting there listening to him yap about Jesus and didn't seem to mind. What would you do?
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: now why in the what would i be in a church
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I would laugh or just stare at his penis.
boxocereal
: BUTT ****!!!
12/10: Say you walked into church one Sunday and the priest was pooping on the pews and wiping his butt with bible pages. What would you do?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Laugh or be in shock.
boxocereal
: =D
12/10: Say you walked into church one Sunday and, for once, the priest was NOT raping anyone! What would you do!? Would you faint!? It's a miricle!
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I'd be shocked.
boxocereal
: =O
12/10: Say you walked into church one Sunday and seen the priest raping a little boy. What would you do?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Call the cops.
boxocereal
: PISSSS!
12/10: Say you were in church one Sunday and someone walked in with a rifle and said "this is a hold up, I want all the bibles". What would you do?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Throw that someone a damn Bible.
boxocereal
: BIBLES!
12/10: Say you were in church one Sunday and you were talking to the preacher then all of a sudden you threw up on him, what would you do?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I'd say I was sorry.
boxocereal
: I didn't know I went to church.
12/10: Why doesn't John Boehner ever smile?
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: he smiles down under
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Yeah, who?
boxocereal
: Who??
12/10 Jump down burn a clown throw up in a c0ckpit, jump down burn a clown throw up in a bank, oh baby throw up in a c0ckpit, oh baby throw up in a bank!
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Lol.
boxocereal
: I PISS!
GageAlainLonnagan
: fax just in from boxocereal.......''oh piss ''
12/7: I wonder what kind of sexual things Gage has done with Paul LePage?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: LOL!
GageAlainLonnagan
: ahahahahaha ! our fat old Governor. Gage ain't done nothing with Paul.
boxocereal
: Who??
12/7: Would Mitt Romney eat cereal out of Boxocereal's toilet?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Wouldn't surprise me.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Maybe out of her birdhand
boxocereal
: Baseball MITT!
12/7: ILove4H.
(5 answers)
ilove4h
: He is in love with her!!!! Aww how cute
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Awww.
ilove4h
: What about her??
GageAlainLonnagan
: Can't eva have too many h's
boxocereal
: Me too's.
12/7: Can a toilet bowl be used as a cereal bowl. Like if I remove all the water, pour a few gallons of milk in and pour some Lucky Charms in. Could I use the plunger as a spoon?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: That would be so so gross.
boxocereal
: Nope.
12/7: What would Boxocereal do if I break into her home and steal all her cereal?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: LMFAO!! Death by cereal. That would be something.
boxocereal
: Death would happen to youuuuuuuuuu...
12/7: I just snuck into Boxocereal's ome and found a piano! OMG! So I opened the back and poured cereal into it!
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: her ome?
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Lol.
boxocereal
: =O
12/7: What would Boxocereal do if someone had poured out all her milk and filled the container with bleach?
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: amanda todd
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I suppose she would raise hell.
boxocereal
: FECK!
12/7: Do you approve of the Affordable Cereal Act, also known as Oboxocare?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Lol.
boxocereal
: HAH!
12/7: Have you heard!? President Boxocereal passed the Affordable Cereal Act which requires all Americans to eat cereal and provides free cereal to poor Americans!
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Sweet.
boxocereal
: Yep!
12/7: If elected, will Boxocereal give all Americans access to affordable cereal?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Who knows.
boxocereal
: Oh yesh.
12/7: Boxocereal for President 2016!
(3 answers)
ilove4h
: YES!!!!
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Lol.
boxocereal
: I wouldn't want it...lol
11/27: What flavor would my dick have to be for you to suck it?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: The 1st thing that comes to mind is cherry.
boxocereal
: Banana.
GageAlainLonnagan
: bacon double cheese burger
11/27: What's a good health insurance plan that covers dick flavoring?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: LMFAO!! Blue Cross maybe?
boxocereal
: Pretty sure insurance doesn't cover stupid stuff.....oh wait.
11/27: I wonder if they can flavor boobs?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Omg...
boxocereal
: Yucks.
11/27: What's your opinion on dick "flavoring" surgery?
(3 answers)
Miss_Panda_Doll
: What? Lube it up lol
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Is there such thing?
boxocereal
: Feck..
11/27: Would you ever get your dick "flavored"?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Doubt it.
boxocereal
: I don't have ones. If I did....no.
11/27: There's rumors going around that Mitt Romney went to a body modification shop and had his penis "flavored" for his wife Ann. I didn't even know that was possible! WOW! Would you suck Romney's "flavored" dick?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Omg.... Hell no!
boxocereal
: LOL!
11/27: Say one day you saw Mitt Romney get out of his limo and come up to you and start kissing you. Would you be freaked? What would you do? Would you sue?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Yeah, I would totally freak. For a few seconds maybe.
boxocereal
: EWW! Yesh!
11/27: How much would you pay to see Mitt Romney naked?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Not much.
boxocereal
: I don't wanna!!!!
11/27: One Two Romney's Coming For You! Three Four Better **** Your Whore! Five Six Better Suck Some Dicks! Seven Eight Better Masturbate! Nine Ten Never Sleep With Hens!
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Lol.
boxocereal
: AHHHH!!
11/27: I love you so much! I want to suck your dick (or your boobs) and **** your ass (or your vagina)! THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU! YES YOU! I WILL MARRY YOU SOME DAY! I WILL BUY YOU A HOUSE AND A CAR! WILL YOU BE MINE 4EVER?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Haha.
boxocereal
: =D
11/19: My beautiful kitten died tonight.
(7 answers)
hayliehalze666
: :(
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Oh no. =/
happy_B0bbles
: You poor thing. :( My cousin had to put down her kitten, because it had aids.
missymusic
: I'm so sorry.
zippy1357
: so sorry to hear that man. I hope it went peacefully and you're doing okay.
GageAlainLonnagan
: I'm sorry my brother, living on a farm I've seen way too many baby animals die. It never get easy. Maybe its not suppose to
boxocereal
: =(
11/18: If you had to sleep with one politician, who would you pick?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Does Bill Clinton count?
boxocereal
: Abe Lincoln!! LOL!
GageAlainLonnagan
: One of the Kennedys ! They are Irish like me.. and have red hair
11/18: Would you ever have sex with a politician?
(5 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Maybe.
zippy1357
: and anthony weiner is supposed to have a really big....heart
zippy1357
: i hear bill clinton is good in bed
sonja_belle
: that would depend on who the politician was. Have you/would you have sex with the politician??
boxocereal
: No.
11/18: Would you rather have cold hearted cash or a warm hearted cat?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I'll take the cheese any day.
sonja_belle
: the cash
boxocereal
: $$$$$
11/17: So, how did you celebrate MLK day yesterday?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I don't think I did.
GageAlainLonnagan
: I just wore green all day long......no wait that's not right.
boxocereal
: FUN TIMES!
11/16: If Chris Christie offered you $1 million dollars to carry him home on your back, would you?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Umm why not.
boxocereal
: Sure.
GageAlainLonnagan
: I dont think a little ginger emo could carry that guy ...so no I wouldnt.
11/16: If Gage Lonnagan offered you 1 million Fords to have sleep with him, would you?
(4 answers)
hayliehalze666
: HELLZ YEAH
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Lol, Idk.
boxocereal
: Nah.
GageAlainLonnagan
: OMG ! If you sleep with me.....f uckin cut yur toenails 1st !!!!!!!
11/16: If George W. Bush offered you 1 million weapons of mass destruction to sleep with him in his Texas home, would you?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Nope.
boxocereal
: LOL!
11/16: If Bill Clinton offered you $1 million dollars to ride his dick, would you?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: HELL YEA!!
boxocereal
: Nope.
11/16: If Ronald Reagan's ghost offered you $1 million dollars to have sex with his corpse, would you?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Um no.
boxocereal
: No.
11/16: If Fred Phelps daughter Shirley Phelps offered you 1 million bibles to have sex with her, would you?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Ugh, that trick!
boxocereal
: Nope.
11/16: If Rick Scott offered you $1 million dollars to lick his bald head for ten minutes straight, would you?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Sure.
11/16: If Ron Paul offered you $1 million dollars worth of marijuana to make out with him for ten minutes straight, would you?
(2 answers)
zippy1357
: i'd need to smoke it first
boxocereal
: EWW!
11/16: If Mitt Romney offered you $1 million dollars to walk up to a bell ringer at Wal-Mart, pull out your dick and masturbate into the coin jar she's holding, would you?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: My piss!
11/16: If Jerry Springer offered you $1 million to suck his dick and lick his microphone in a porno, would you?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: LMAO!
11/16: If Rick Santorum offered you $1 million dollars in exchange for 1 hour alone with your child, would you accept? Remember, Rick Santorum is Catholic!
(2 answers)
hayliehalze666
: sick rantorum?
boxocereal
: What child?
11/16: If Rick Perry offered you $1 million dollars to suck his dick, would you?
(2 answers)
hayliehalze666
: pick rerry?
boxocereal
: Nah.
11/15: Does your state have a Democratic governor or a Republican governor?
(3 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: Paul LePage R-Maine ( just another fat bald... old white guy ) rolls my green eyes !
boxocereal
: I don't know or care. =)
zippy1357
: Dem. It's tough to be a Republican in ct. Linda McMahon spent like 40 million more than the Dem. Chris Murphey and still got hammered on election day.
11/7: Democrats in the Senate! Democrats in the White House!
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Yay!!
boxocereal
: Oh piss.
11/7: Now I can get married in Maine and smoke weed in Colorado!
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: America is starting to get better and better right?
DisguisedSavior
: You can do both in Washington!
GageAlainLonnagan
: Of course we all know who Maine's favorite homosexual is ??
boxocereal
: Marry me?
11/7: So how's that hopey changey thing workin' out for ya?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Mummm.
boxocereal
: We'll have to see's!
10/27: Does UnknoWnMisfit01's wife know he comes here?
(4 answers)
gayguyinsussex
: Unsure
boxocereal
: Ask.
JUMP JUMP JUMP EVERYBODY JUMP JUMP JUMP EVERYBODY JUMP JUMP JUMP EVERYBODY JUMP JUMP JUMP EVERYBODY JUMP JUMP JUMP EVERYBODY JUMP JUMP JUMP EVERYBODY JUMP JUMP JUMP
(4 answers)
gayguyinsussex
: no thanks
boxocereal
: 90's!!!
sonja_belle
: why is all this jumping in my best interest
UnknoWnMisfit01
: This reminds me of the 90's.
10/26: What would you do if Mitt Romney raped you, got you pregnant, and banned abortion so you couldn't abort it?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: Oh yay, sounds like a fun time when I can't even make my own ****ing decisions anymore.
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Thank god I'm a guy.
10/25: How will Mitt Romney address the issue of constipation?
(4 answers)
boxocereal
: Poops.
GageAlainLonnagan
: WTF..........WE CAN'T SAY S HIT ?????? What is this Middle School ??? Gagey is pissed gammit !
GageAlainLonnagan
: **** in his birdhand
UnknoWnMisfit01
: HAha!! Who knows.
10/25: What do you do when you come across a Romney/Ryan lawn sign on the side of the sidwalk? Me? I kick that piece of **** over!
(3 answers)
boxocereal
: PISS!
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I would keep moving forward.
GageAlainLonnagan
: oh then !
10/24: Oh yea I! Tell you somethin'! I think you'll understand! When I! Say that somethin'! I wanna suck your dick! I wanna suck your dick! I wanna suck your dick!
(3 answers)
boxocereal
: PENIS!
UnknoWnMisfit01
: LMFAO!! AT Gage.
GageAlainLonnagan
: ahhhhhhh....freakin gay people all over this place ! WTF ??
10/24: What would you honestly do if Obama came knocking on your door one day and when you answered he asked you if you'd like to have sex with him?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Mummmm... Might as well have sex.
boxocereal
: =/
10/24: Say Obama is killed by a right wing lunatic. His body is then sent to a funeral parlor to be embalmed, but the mortician refuses to embalm him because he's a Romney supporter. Would YOU embalm Obama?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Oh hell no. Me and dead bodies, omg...
boxocereal
: Nope.
10/24: What would you do if they banned abortion and you were just raped and impregnated!? Would you resort to an unsafe abortion with a clothes hanger?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Thank God I'm a dude.
boxocereal
: Yep!
10/24: As expected, Richard Mourdock is a Republican AND a Mitt Romney supporter!
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: No wonder he agrees with Romney's crap.
boxocereal
: Oh yay..
10/24: Richard Mourdock just said that abortion should be banned even in cases of rape because "God intended for you to be raped"! Yup, he ACTUALLY SAID THAT, LOOK IT UP! What do you think about him now?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Wtf!! Dumbass.
boxocereal
: Idiot.
10/23: What is Niko Bellic's opinion on the capitalized W in UnknoWnMisfit01?
(3 answers)
boxocereal
: Love.
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Who the **** is this Niko person? Is this some GTA person? Lol.
GageAlainLonnagan
: What's ''Nico Bellic '' ??? I think I caught that at sleep-a-way camp
10/23: If Mitt Romney promised to uncapitalize the W in UnknoWnMisfit01, would you vote for him?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: Yep!
UnknoWnMisfit01
: LMFAO!! No.
10/23: Why is the W in UnknoWnMisfit01 capitalized?
(4 answers)
gayguyinsussex
: Unsure, best to ask him
boxocereal
: Because you touched it.
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Now that I think about it, I'm not sure why I made W capitalized after I found out that feature doesn't change your username.
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I thought that feature to adjust your username was a feature that would let you change your username entirely.
10/23: Why is there so much crime in Liberty City?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: GTA!
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Isn't there a lot of crime in all GTA games?
10/23: I think I'm gonna move to Las Venturas. I just cant take Liberty City much anymore! There are no tanks in this city!
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: Oh piss.
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Lol.
10/23: Julio Ochoa or Mitt Romney?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: Me and Julio down by the school yard.
UnknoWnMisfit01
: The 1st dude.
10/23: If the election for mayor of Liberty City were held today, would you reelect Julio Ochoa for a second term?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: I don't care.
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I guess.
10/23: Why is American life so hard for Niko Bellic?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: WHO?
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Isn't life hard for everybody?
10/23: Who killed CJ's mom?
(1 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Not sure.
10/23: Who took Tommy Vercetti's cocaine?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Not sure.
boxocereal
: Alex Spider.
10/22: Would you rather be laid on or laid off?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I need my job so I guess I'd rather get laid.
boxocereal
: I want youuuuuuuu to lay on me!
GageAlainLonnagan
: I want Shane Kid to lay on me...lol
10/22: Would you ever have sex with Sarah Palin?
(4 answers)
gayguyinsussex
: no
UnknoWnMisfit01
: **** that bitch!!
boxocereal
: Hellllllllllll NO!
GageAlainLonnagan
: she's one scary bitch.....so no.
10/21: Say your boyfriend leaves you, then dies in an accident shortly after. Would you consider taking a dump on his grave?
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Um no lol!
missymusic
: no that's nasty.
boxocereal
: No.
GageAlainLonnagan
: No I wouldn't... I've found it makes much more sense to actually ''leave '' a dump instead of taking one.
10/21: You don't, wanna fvck with Shady. Cause shady, will fvcking kill you!
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Lol.
boxocereal
: Yep!
GageAlainLonnagan
: OMG ! I'm hiding in my birdhand.
10/21: Met a boy, thought he was grand! Fell in love, found out first hand! It went well for a week or two, then it all came unglued... He fvcking hates me! LA LA LA LA!
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Damn, this sounds so familar.
boxocereal
: What an annoying song!!
GageAlainLonnagan
: ok then
10/19: What would you do if you walked in on Mitt Romney masturbating to a picture of your boyfriend?
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Damn, I hate when that happens. But yeah, since I don't have a bf, I wouldn't really be that disturbed.
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I would be seriously disturbed. But since I don
GageAlainLonnagan
: Nothing........my BF jerks off to pictures of Mitt all day long...I'd figure Mitt was getting even.
boxocereal
: Punch.
10/19: What would you do if you walked in on your boyfriend masturbating to a picture of Mitt Romney?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Nothing. If I had a bf.
boxocereal
: 0.o
10/15: Smoke a bowl, pop a Vic, shoot some 'roids or suck a dick?
(4 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: weenisinsussex
boxocereal
: PENIS!
darkpoet26
: Smoke a bowl
UnknownMisfit01
: I'll go with the last option.
10/8: If the election were held today and the candidates were Barack Obama, the Democrat, and Mitt Romney, the Retard, for who would you vote?
(5 answers)
findingme23
: Bill Clinton.
: Romney. I voted for Obama last time and he has shown no ability to fulfill the promises he made 4 years ago. he himself said that if he couldn't get the economy turned around in 3 years it was going to be a one term presidency. he promised to keep the unemployment rate below 8% and he did that last week for the first time....because of attrition from people seeking employment, not because of job growth. hell, he said he'd close Gitmo, didn't do that. He passed a healthcare law which nobody read before voting on it . nobody read it.
willC_4567
: Romney of course, and people who resort to name calling are usually the retards themselves.
UnknownMisfit01
: One of my co-workers told me the other day that most democrats just vote for the president that is the democrat just because. I hate to agree with him because I would just vote for Obama to just vote.... I feel like I need to research this stuff more but politics is such a bore.
boxocereal
: Neither.
10/7: What kind of politicians are more likely to engage in the act of giving cleaveland steamers? Democrats or Republicans? I think Republicans, since they're already filthy dirty criminals.
(2 answers)
UnknownMisfit01
: I'll just go with what boxocereal said because she seems wise. =)
boxocereal
: BOTH!
10/7: Say Mitt Romney promised to give you a cleaveland steamer if you let him have the next RNC at your house, would you?
(2 answers)
UnknownMisfit01
: Lol!!!
boxocereal
: Baseball MITT.
10/7: There's rumors going around that Gage likes getting cleaveland steamers from John Kerry. What do you think?
(2 answers)
UnknownMisfit01
: Mumm.
boxocereal
: Hmm..
10/7: Om nom nom, cleaveland steamers!
(2 answers)
UnknownMisfit01
: Haha.
boxocereal
: =D
10/7: Say you HAD to either vote for Mitt Romney or get a cleaveland steamer, which would you choose and why?
(2 answers)
UnknownMisfit01
: I think I should Google cleaveland steamer because I'd hate to ask what the hell is a cleaveland steamer haha.
boxocereal
: 2nd.
10/7: What's your favorite thing about cleaveland steamers?
(2 answers)
UnknownMisfit01
: LMFAO!!
boxocereal
: Steam.
10/7: Why are cleaveland steamers so steamy?
(2 answers)
UnknownMisfit01
: I'll have to Google and see why.
boxocereal
: Hot saliva.
10/7: Say you HAD to get a cleaveland steamer from either George Bush or Al Gore, who would you choose and why?
(2 answers)
UnknownMisfit01
: Which George Bush are we talking about? I guess Gore.
boxocereal
: AL Gores.
10/7: True or False: Politicians give the best cleaveland steamers?
(2 answers)
UnknownMisfit01
: True?
boxocereal
: Yes.
10/7: Who would you rather recieve a cleaveland steamer from, Mitt Romney or Newt Gingrich?
(2 answers)
UnknownMisfit01
: LOL!!!
boxocereal
: NEWT GANGREEEEN!
10/7: What would you do if you walked into your bedroom one day and Mitt Romney was giving Rick Santorum a cleaveland steamer on your bed?
(2 answers)
UnknownMisfit01
: Oh gosh..
boxocereal
: PICTURE!
10/6: What would you do if you just found out that Ronald Reagan returned from Hell in order to cast a vote for Mitt Romney?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: LMAO! ZOMBIE!
UnknownMisfit01
: Oh Gosh, I guess I would feel indifferent. =/
10/4: What would you do if you just found out that Gage's father is good friends with Mitt Romney?
(3 answers)
UnknownMisfit01
: Lol.
boxocereal
: Teehee...
GageAlainLonnagan
: OMG ! Mark is a major 1960's liberal type. That equals Obama supporter.
10/4: What would you do if you just found out that the owner of this website was voting for Mitt Romney?
(5 answers)
willC_4567
: I's applaud him
UnknownMisfit01
: I guess I wouldn't think much about it.
sonja_belle
: Nothing. The owner of this website has the right to vote forever he/she wants!!!
boxocereal
: AHH~
GageAlainLonnagan
: ok then
10/4: What would you do if you just found out that Mitt Romney's car elevator had broken and crushed one of his Caddillacs?
(3 answers)
UnknownMisfit01
: Lol.
zippy1357
: that'd actually be kind of funny no matter who it happened to : )
boxocereal
: Uh oh...
10/4: What would you do if you just found out that Mitt Romney has an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dotted pee pee?
(3 answers)
sonja_belle
: would it look just like yours??
UnknownMisfit01
: LMFAO!!
boxocereal
: =D
10/4: What would you do if you just found out that boxocereal was arrested for committing voter fraud, she was trying to vote for Mitt Romney multiple times?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Lol, I guess I'd help to bail her out.
willC_4567
: I'd bail her out and take her back to the polls so she could vote for him again!!
boxocereal
: Nopes.
10/4: What would you do if you just found out that Mitt Romney has more money than you?
(5 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: not likely
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Well, he already does so I guess there ain't nothing I can do.
willC_4567
: Obama makes way more money the I do too
sonja_belle
: almost everyone has more money than I do
boxocereal
: LOL!
10/4: I can haz mor(m)on prez?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Que?
boxocereal
: Whats?
10/4: What would you do if you just found out that Mitt Romney only cares about rich hotshot bankers?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I thought that is all he cares about?
willC_4567
: I'd think whoever believe that was very gullible and was just a pawn of the far left
boxocereal
: That's probably all he does care about.
10/4: What would you do if you just heard that Mitt Romney was arrested for cutting off little boys dicks and selling them, at discount price, to George Bush?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Oh gosh, that's beyond disturbing.
zippy1357
: tough economy, gotta make your money somewhere. dicks are like gold, their market value spikes in recessions.
boxocereal
: 0.o
10/4: What would you do if you went to vote and the only option was Mitt Romney. There was no option for Obama?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I just would not vote!
boxocereal
: I'm not voting for either.
9/21: Say the government offered you a direct line to former president George W. Bush. What would you do? Would you call him everyday? What would you say?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: What boxocereal said.
postwhore
: Yes. I would call him every day. He's my f-f-f-fravorite
boxocereal
: EWW..no.
9/19: Have you heard the new song about Terri Schiavo? It goes: Terri Schiavo! She's kind of alive-o! The most expensive plant you'll ever see!
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Who is this chick?
boxocereal
: =O
9/19: If Terri Schiavo is a vegetable, does that mean I can eat her? Om nom nom. Human flavored.
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Lol.
boxocereal
: Oh yesh.
8/28: One two Romneys coming for you, three four better lock your door!
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: 5, six, **** bricks?
boxocereal
: Oh yesh.
8/20: How likely will you trick or treat today?
(7 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Unlikely. I see too many tick or treat bitches to think about Halloween. Plus I can't find any Star Trek Uniforms that will fit me. =/
happy_B0bbles
: Very unlikely to trick or treat, regardless on the date. We con't celebrate halloween here.
GageAlainLonnagan
: trick or treat......... it's Peter the pedo !
Fruffles
: very likely i'm sure - candy from strangers is fun!
GageAlainLonnagan
: I'm gonna get a gayguyinsussex costume !
TrueTexanZack
: I'm officially confused lol
boxocereal
: Whaaat? Am I missing something...is it Halloween in Florida??
8/8: Check out my new YouTube video. It's a recommendation from doctors! Very important for YOU to watch, it could save your life!
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Lol. Okay.
boxocereal
: EWWW!
GageAlainLonnagan
: The doctor kinda looks like Pattyrick.....woe !
8/5: Oh, you better watch out, you better not cry, you better be good, I'm telling you why, Jesus Christ is coming to town!
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Haha!
boxocereal
: Yep!
8/4: What would you do if Santa brought you a bottle of Morphine for Christmas!?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Mumm, save it maybe.
boxocereal
: YAY!!!!!!
8/4: Morphine in the morning, Morphine in the evening, Morphine at supper time! When Morphine's in the pill form you can take Morphine anytime!
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Lol.
boxocereal
: Oh yesh.
7/29: Math problem 1: Boxocereal is buying an assault rifle. The gun shop is having a back to school sale, each assault rifle comes with 3280 bullets FREE! If boxocereal buys 5 assault rifles, how many bullets will she get?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: 16,400 bullets.
GageAlainLonnagan
: owls !
boxocereal
: A lots.
7/24: Have you heard Caiden Cowger's radio show? He's a 14-year-old conservative who yaps about how bad being gay is. Someone should remind him the bible also condems tattoos, that should get him off the religious ****.
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Wtf. That's why I despise the bible...
boxocereal
: The bible really talks about tattoos??
7/24: Say you had to have either a pedophile or an adult rapist live next door to you, which would you choose?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: The rapist.
boxocereal
: My god....I would have to say the pedophile. I'm not a kid anymore I guess.
happy_B0bbles
: I would feel more uncomfortable to have an adult rapist, living next door.
7/24: What would you do if a pedophile moved in next door to you?
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I would just keep moving forward. I work too damn much to care about who lives next to me.
happy_B0bbles
: There's not alot i could personally do, except warn people in my area, if i had this knowledge. Maybe have some sort of neighbourhood watch programme set into play.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Move out of Sussex and run back to Maine.
boxocereal
: PISS!!!
7/23 I have a boyfriend! YAY!
(6 answers)
missymusic
: luckyyyyy
UnknoWnMisfit01
: AWWWW!!!
postwhore
: Good for you! Although I have to admit I laughed at Gage's comment.
boxocereal
: =D
GageAlainLonnagan
: OMG... This place is crawling with freakin homos ! I'm outta here yo!
SerenaLH
: Omg, me too. We should hang out and compare their penises
7/23: So, are you getting an Xbox 260?
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: LMAO!
postwhore
: I was always annoyed that they jumped straight from the original xbox to the 360. They skipped, like, 359 Xbox's.
SerenaLH
: whats that
boxocereal
: Hell yeah, better than the 360!
7/22: How exactly does one fvck a filing cabinet!?
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Great question.
SerenaLH
: w/ strap-on
GageAlainLonnagan
: call the gayguyinsussex he knows.
boxocereal
: Computers are weird.
7/21: What would you do if you just found out there was a shortage in the switch on your life support machine in the hospital?
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Do what Pink did in Just Like A Pill.
SerenaLH
: need more supports ;c
GageAlainLonnagan
: Switch machines with KarmaChick !
boxocereal
: Oh wells.
7/18: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a boxocereal, so eat it maybe?
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: And all the other cereals, try to make me eat them. But yada yad a yada.
SerenaLH
: yes
GageAlainLonnagan
: Only if it comes with a free tattoo.......ok then.
boxocereal
: =D
7/15: Do you support Proposition H8?
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Mumm.
SerenaLH
: preparation hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
GageAlainLonnagan
: I like V8 has veggies
boxocereal
: HD!
7/15: Is anyone else here surprised that boxocereal still hasn't answered todays cereal related question of the day?
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: LMFAO!! She's like the queen of questions!!!
SerenaLH
: didnt notice mayne
GageAlainLonnagan
: she was hiding in her bird hand ?
boxocereal
: =D
7/15: Would you ever have sex with a boxocereal? Like cut a hole in the cardboard and insert your weewee into it!?
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Mumm, wouldn't it hurt if you had unprotected sex with a box of cereal?
SerenaLH
: might be hard
GageAlainLonnagan
: like a weenis ? ok then
boxocereal
: I don't have a wee wee.
7/15: What's sexyfoxygirl's favorite programming language?
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Java?
SerenaLH
: hmmmmmmm
GageAlainLonnagan
: IDK .......only the gayguyinsusex knows
boxocereal
: This one.
7/14: What's your favorite Android phone?
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: The Galaxy Note. I'm thinking about getting the Note 2.
SerenaLH
: lol @ andriod
GageAlainLonnagan
: owls
boxocereal
: Fecking none.
7/13: So I was talking to boxocereal last night and she told me she's dying her hair GREY. YES GREY! I couldn't believe it either! I tried to talk some HTC Sense into her, but she refused to listen! Can someone please talk her out of this!
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: What's wrong with grey hair?
SerenaLH
: just dont go black, you'll never go back
boxocereal
: High tech common sense??
7/11: I hear sexyfoxygirl only has one nipple! OMG!
(5 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Dear God!!!
SerenaLH
: Ignore that first answer. I stole the other one ;o
sexyfoxygirl
: Finally, thank god! One less sexy boob for those horny perverts to stare at.
boxocereal
: OH PISS!
RenieJo
: whos your daddy
7/11: I hate cereal! I burn it!
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Lol.
SerenaLH
: Then whats for breakfast
boxocereal
: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7/11: Wanna box some cereal?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Sure.
SerenaLH
: no
boxocereal
: Always. =)
7/11: Wanna pop some pills?
(5 answers)
hayliehalze666
: hit me up if you need some
gayguyinsussex
: no
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I'll pass.
SerenaLH
: k
boxocereal
: Nah.
6/26: What's your favorite color cat?
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Don't have one.
SerenaLH
: calico
GageAlainLonnagan
: ginger........with tattoos and a nose ring !
boxocereal
: Probably black.
6/23: How many tattoos does Fred Phelps have?
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Who knows.
SerenaLH
: Who dat
gayguyinsussex
: Unsure, you will have to ask him.
boxocereal
: Many.
6/23: What's your favorite non-drug addicted band or solo singer?
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Mariah Carey.
boxocereal
: I don't know.
missymusic
: Big time Rush................ I loves them
GageAlainLonnagan
: Adam Lambert
6/23: What's your favorite drug addicted band or solo singer?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Don't have one.
boxocereal
: None.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Me......my group. ''Gage and the gym class junkies.''
6/20: What's your opinion on health care in the United States?
(5 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: It sucks I guess.
GageAlainLonnagan
: My doctor told me to go get some tree trunk legs !
gayguyinsussex
: sounds a horible compliacated mess
DisguisedSavior
: It could improve.
boxocereal
: Not goods.
6/18: What FireFox version do you think we'll be up to by this time next month? I'm thinking at least 75.2 or higher.
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Oh **** if I know.
DisguisedSavior
: 666
boxocereal
: 16-18.
6/18: Would you ever sweep with sexyfoxygirl?
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Doubt it.
DisguisedSavior
: Hell yeah, have you seen her moves? They are SEXY!
boxocereal
: I love sweeping.
GageAlainLonnagan
: I would have before when she was a guy. But NO not now.
6/12: I just dont understand how someone can be out (gay) and pro-life at the same time. That's like a black guy joining the KKK. You want to be treated equal yet you hate on those who need an abortion? Seriously?
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Mumm.
hayliehalze666
: Peter Merrick what?
boxocereal
: Seriously.
GageAlainLonnagan
: When I was black I was in the KKK ......no worries.
6/12: Don't you just hate the clowns who claim to be gay yet are pro-life as well. They deserve to be discriminated against, after all they are discriminating themselves against those who have been raped and need an abortion! Sick freaks!
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Haha..
boxocereal
: LOL! A clown eating all the cake. =D
GageAlainLonnagan
: Can't I just hate clowns ? Cuz a clown ate all my cake once at my 12th birthday ! Yeah the mother f ucker I had the butlers toss his ass out !
6/11: I think sexyfoxygirl may be a member of the Anonymous hacking group.
(5 answers)
hayliehalze666
: i am
UnknoWnMisfit01
: LOL!
sexyfoxygirl
: Making software is more profitable, I don't waste my time w/ hacking.
boxocereal
: Uh ohs.
GageAlainLonnagan
: ok then
6/9: What would you do if boxocereal changed her name to Luka Magnotta?
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: HAHA!
gayguyinsussex
: be shocked and concerned
GageAlainLonnagan
: It's better than changing it to Peter Merrick !
boxocereal
: Not gonna happen.
6/9: What would you do if your favorite cereal started including a religious pamphlet in the box for a church?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I wouldn't pay it any attention.
boxocereal
: Throw it away with the empty cereal box.
gayguyinsussex
: be rather shocked
6/8: What would you do if the US Government forced you to hang a sign on your door that said "In God We Trust"?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Please.
boxocereal
: Force it up their ass.
6/8: Why not "In Allah We Trust" instead of "In God We Trust". Some people trust in Allah!
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Great question.
hayliehalze666
: or Peter Merrick
boxocereal
: Or Peter Cottontail.
6/8: Do you cross out "In God We Trust" on US currency?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I don't think I do.
boxocereal
: Yes.
6/8: Does Gage like Obama or will he vote for Dodge Ramney.
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: What Gage said.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Gage says f uck it... They both suck. I'm walking up the street to Canada !
boxocereal
: Good ol' Doooodge.
6/8: I invented a new joke: Dead as an Aborted Fetus. Whenever something is seemingly dead (like a chatroom, or your grandma) say "its dead as an aborted fetus"!
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Mumm.
boxocereal
: Okies.
6/7: What would you do if you (pro-lifers) were raped by a mean ol' rapist and you became pregnant with his baby? Would you change your position or would you give birth and marry the rapist?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Mumm.
boxocereal
: I'm sure they would have the baby.
6/7: Say you could only pick one, would you rather rent a home or own a mobile home?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I guess rent a home.
boxocereal
: Bleh..
GageAlainLonnagan
: I guess it would depend to the best value in my price range. I like old houses because they can be restored, There's only so much you can do to a mobile home. Gagey just has an old converted dairy barn to call home. It's full of tattoos and emos.
6/7: What would you do if sexyfoxygirl was actually Luka Magnotta in disguise and he ate the real iWantAnswers then deleted his profile to make it look like he just grew up and left this site but he's actually dead?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: What boxocereal said.
boxocereal
: 0.o
6/7: Did you know that in the UK, all people who own a television set must pay a yearly license fee of nearly $300! I'm serious! What a ****ed up country!
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Truly.
boxocereal
: Wtf...
springbreaker
: we originally did the same thing here in Canada in the early days of TV, but it didn't last long... you brits pretty well do whatever you're told by the govt :)
6/6: I have two words for you: Luka Magnotta!
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Mummm.
boxocereal
: =p
springbreaker
: he's Canadian! :)
GageAlainLonnagan
: WOE ! Isn't he roomates with the gayguyinsussex ?
6/6: I wonder how many tattoos Luka Magnotta has. I'm sure its ALOT.
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Lol.
boxocereal
: Who?
GageAlainLonnagan
: I love my tattoos ! all bad and emo.
6/6: What would you do if your boyfriend killed you, ate some of you, then mailed the rest of your body to complete strangers?
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I guess I'd be disturbed.
boxocereal
: YAY!!!!
springbreaker
: not much, bc i'd be dead :)
GageAlainLonnagan
: They can't..... I took all the stamps.
6/6: For those of you who think Luka Magnotta is a selfish monster, THINK AGAIN! He's not! He mailed some of the body parts to various Canadian politicians! Sharing is caring!
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Mummmmm.
boxocereal
: Oh yesh.
springbreaker
: Sent some to some schools in the province of British Columbia also :)
GageAlainLonnagan
: ok then !
6/6: Have you heard about Luka Magnotta? You know, the guy who got hungry one day so he decided to kill his boyfriend with an icepick and eat him. Om nom nom.
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: MUmmmmm.
boxocereal
: Whoa..
springbreaker
: A little obsessed with Luka aren't you? :)
GageAlainLonnagan
: WTF ? why not just chill at KFC like I do ?
6/5: What's PRIMO's favorite church?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Idk if he goes to Church..
boxocereal
: Ask him.
GageAlainLonnagan
: The church of the f uckin readneck closet homos.
6/4: Every night before bed you should thank God for abortions. Abortions save lives. Think about it, that baby your friend aborted might have grown up to become a terrorist and the successor to Osama Bin Laden! Abortions save lives!
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Disturbingly, you may have a point.
springbreaker
: while i hope your joking (actually, since there are very few abortions in the arab world, you probably are), in actuality the USA crime rate fell in the 1990's due to the relatively large number of abortions performed in the 20yrs after Roe v Wade - look it up... Freakenomics!
boxocereal
: Weird..
6/4: Is there anyone who loves abortions more than me?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Mumm, who knows.
boxocereal
: I don't know.
6/4: What's your opinion on Roe v. Wade?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Never heard of that case before.
springbreaker
: Interestingly enough, the claimant (Roe was not a real name), is now firmly against abortion, ironic eh?
boxocereal
: Why is it called that anyway?
6/4: Pro lifers: What's your favorite kind of bomb to use when blowing up abortion clinics?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Haha.
boxocereal
: The one that does the most damage I'm sure.
6/4: What would you do if the government mandated that all pregnant women get an abortion to help control population?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I guess there wouldn't be much men could do.
boxocereal
: That's just as bad as forcing someone into a pregnancy.
Abortionists gonna abort.
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Totally.
boxocereal
: Yes.
6/4: Pro lifers: If I become an abortionist, will you try to kill me?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Maybe. You might wanna hide lol.
boxocereal
: I'm sure they would.
6/4: My abortion clinic will be unique because we offer a satisfaction guarantee on all abortions! If you're unhappy with your abortion, we will reinsert the fetus for FREE for up to six months after the abortion!
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Oh gosh!!! LMFAO!!
hayliehalze666
: lmao
boxocereal
: LOL!!
6/4: Ok,here's the price chart (based on age of fetus) for my new abortion clinic, tell me what you think: 1-5 months: $699, 6-8 months: $599, 9 months: $549.
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Are these rates good?
boxocereal
: Oh?
6/4: I want to open an abortion clinic, but I cant decide what to call it. Which of these names should I pick: "Fetus-Be-Gone" or "deFET US"?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: What boxocereal said.
boxocereal
: First.
6/4: Do you think I have what it takes to be an abortionist?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RenieJo
: Do you have a uterus?
boxocereal
: Yes.
6/4: Math problem 2: A pro-lifer blows up an abortion clinic and kills 26 people. The judge sentences him to 2 months in jail. He behaves good and gets out after serving only 1/3rd of his sentence. How long did he serve?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: About 40 some days I think.
boxocereal
: 1/3
6/3: Math problem 1: Judy is having an abortion. The normal price of an abortion is $1000, but Judy has a special rewards card which gives her a 1/3 discount after every 12 abortions. This is Judy's 13th abortion, how much does she pay?
(4 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: The 1/3 thingy throws me off so I'll just guess and say 500.
hayliehalze666
: Frosted Mini Wheats?
boxocereal
: 70 hairs.
GageAlainLonnagan
: skittles in the bird hand get a free one.
6/3: What would you do if you were going to have an abortion, you already paid and arrived at the clinic, then found out that I was gonna be the abortionist!?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Mumm, good thing I'm a guy.
boxocereal
: =O
GageAlainLonnagan
: Gagey can't get prego. I'd say gots any lollypops ?
6/3: What would you do if you just found out that your grandma just became an abortionist and planned to abort 5 babies at her new clinic tomorrow!?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: What boxocereal said.
boxocereal
: My two grandmas are dead.
GageAlainLonnagan
: My Nana be a rich old woman. All those abortions would scare the servants ! So it would never happen.
5/19: What would you do if you just found out that someone you loved was a pro-lifer and planned on protesting the abortion clinic you were going to to have your rapists baby aborted?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I would just feel indifferent.
boxocereal
: Ahhh let them protest all they want if it makes them feel better.
5/19: I wonder if Shane_Kid is pro-life or pro-choice? Hmm. I'm thinking pro-life as abortions can get messy. But then again, so can births. Maybe he doesn't have an opinion on it.
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: What boxocereal said.
boxocereal
: Ask him.
5/19: Which is worse, a regular murderer or a pro-lifer? A pro-lifer. Think about it. A regular murderer will only kill one person but a pro-lifer wants to kill millions of DOCTORS!
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Yeah, I guess pro-lifer.
boxocereal
: Yes, I guess it's ok to kill the doctors, but not ok to kill the fetuses...riiiiiight.
5/19: It should be illegal for pro-lifers to drive. Think about it, if pro-lifers couldn't drive, they wouldn't be able to get to the aborton clinics they plan on bombing.
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I kinda gotta go with what boxocereal said.
boxocereal
: I don't understand why some think it's ok to bomb these buildings potentially killing people ...yet they think killing fetuses is wrong.
5/19: Pro-lifers cant masturbate, as thats murder.
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: How the f... Okay I get it now. What a shame.
boxocereal
: Nah, they can the **** ain't fertilized...lol
5/19: Why are there so many GAY pro-lifers? Do you clowns not realize these pro-lifers are the same sickos that hate your guts?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Great question.
boxocereal
: Or as George Carlin says....conservatives are against abortion and don't like homosexuals, well who has less abortions than homosexuals!
5/19: Is your boyfriend pro-life or pro-choice?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Don't have a boyfriend!!!
boxocereal
: Pro-choice.
5/19: Some people collect stamps, some people collect fetuses, some people collect license plates. Which do you think I collect?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Neither of these.
boxocereal
: Cats.
5/19: Say the NHTSA just ruled that fetuses are a better alternative to airbags in new vehicles and mandated all new vehicles have FETUSES instead of airbags in the steering wheel. Would you buy a new vehicle?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Maybe.
boxocereal
: 0.o
5/17: Pro-lifers: I hate you! Yes you! Right there. You are an evil, rape loving, dirt bag and should be forced to go live in Saudi Arabia where you belong!
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Why not Japan.
boxocereal
: Why Saudi Arabia?
5/17: What would you do if your boyfriend left you for a fetus?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: If I had one, I would be kinda disturbed.
boxocereal
: He wouldn't.
5/17: No Trespassing, violators will be shot. Pro-lifers will be shot again!
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: Mummm.
boxocereal
: Whoa..
5/17: What would you do if a piece of **** pro-lifer tried to force you to keep a pregnancy you got from a rape?
(3 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: What boxocereal said.
boxocereal
: No one can force me to do something I don't want to do.
zippy1357
: you give pro choice people a bad name, and i'm pro choice
5/17: Have you ever compared your sanity to a pro-lifers? You'll notice you are far more sane.
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: I don't think I have.
boxocereal
: Hmm..
5/17: Which is worse, raping someone or forcing someone to keep a rapists baby?
(2 answers)
UnknoWnMisfit01
: The 1st one.
boxocereal
: Both are bad.
5/17: What's the difference between a pedophile and a pro-lifer? Nothing. Both are rape loving pieces of ****. The pedophile likes raping children while the pro-lifer believes women should be stuck with a rapists baby.
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Oh piss.
5/16: According to pro-lifers, if you get pregnant from a rape, that's punishment from God for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. You should be forced to keep that baby!
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: What a crock of ****.
kay2713
: I would like to see a pro-life organization put money towards orphanages and single mothers. Or see them adopt children on a regular basis.
5/16: Which is worse, a pro-lifer or a necrophile?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Hmmmm...good question.
5/16: How come if its us its an abortion but if its a chicken its an omlet?
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: ok then !
boxocereal
: I guess the eggs we eat aren't fertilized.
5/16: How many pro-lifers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3. One to remove the old burnt out lightbulb, one to fight for the rights of the burnt out bulb and one to screw in the new bulb.
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: OH!
5/15: Way to many pro life clowns on this website, WAY TO MANY. Funny how they support the "right to life" yet when the baby is born to a poor mother, they dont support the mother getting any welfare to care for it. Real "pro life"
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: George Carlin has some great things to say about pro-lifers.
GageAlainLonnagan
: I want babies....little ginger emos with tattoos
5/14: Math Problem 10: Say Shane_Kid accidently touches a doorknob without disinfecting it first. Assuming he needs 1500 sessions of therapy to get over this and each session cost $60.00, how much will he pay?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: 81 million.
5/14: Math Problem 9: Say Shane_Kid punched you and got 5 specs of dirt on his fist.. It takes him 20 years to get over a single spec. How many years would it take him to get over the dirt from punching you?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: 5.
5/14: Math Problem 8: Say Shane_Kid gets so scared of dirt that he wants to start wearing a space suit everywhere. The space suit cost $25,000 + 7% sales tax. How much is the space suit?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: 0.9
5/14: Math Problem 7: Say Shane_Kid's hair fell out from being washed too frequently. He is now looking for a wig. The wig he likes cost $27.49 but has a 5% discount for people with OCD. How much does he pay?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: 1. =)
5/14: Math Problem 6: Say Shane_Kid brushes his teeth 500 times a day. One roll of toothpaste gets him 10 brushes. How many roles of toothpaste does he use daily?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: 5 halfs.
5/14: Math Problem 5: Say Shane_Kid moves into his own house and receives his first water bill. The bill claims he's used 956,232,409 gallons of water. Each gallon cost $3.00. How much is his bill?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: 900 million eyeballs.
5/14: Math Problem 4: Say Shane_Kid was elected President and decided to have a shower installed into the oval office. The shower cost $5,000, but he receives a President discount of 10%. How much does he save?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: 3.14
freeeaddys
: 500?
5/14: Math Problem 3: Say Shane_Kid gets over his obsessive cleanliness but still has a closet filled with 5000 bars of soap. He decides to throw away half of them, and donate 1/3 of whats remaining to charity. How many are left for him?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: 4 wheelers.
5/14: Math Problem 2: Say Shane_Kid is diagnosed with OCD for his obsessive cleanliness and is required to take 3 different medications 4 times daily to treat it. How many pills will Shane_Kid take daily?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Close to 100.
5/14: Math Problem: Say Shane_Kid takes a shower every 30 minutes, how many showers does he take daily?
(3 answers)
sonja_belle
: 48
boxocereal
: 50.
freeeaddys
: 48
5/11: What would you do if you had a President that supported gay marriage?
(2 answers)
uber_d0rk
: meh. either way. im pretty mutual.
boxocereal
: YAY!!!!
5/10: In America, you get stoned. In Saudi Arabia, stones get YOU!
(3 answers)
uber_d0rk
: arent we lucky! ;)
zippy1357
: the Russian reversal meets globalization
boxocereal
: Yes.
5/8: All owls and no humans makes boxocereal a dull boy!
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: NO WAY!
GageAlainLonnagan
: She has Shane Kid hiding in her bird hand....playing with her owls
5/7: Who would you rather sweep with, Lgirl or boxocereal?
(3 answers)
zippy1357
: yo momma
boxocereal
: I'm fun to sweep with.
GageAlainLonnagan
: I'm holding out for Pattyrick !
5/3: Say you could shove a penis into one of Justin Bieber's many holes. Which hole would you shove a penis into?
(3 answers)
terra_ultmia
: that bad or that jealous?
GageAlainLonnagan
: oh no ! Don't let Peter see this question....or Shane either.
boxocereal
: Can I switch from a penis to a sword? That would be pretty entertaining and I think he would like the penis too much.
5/2: Which would you rather own, an oil company or an aluminum foil company?
(3 answers)
terra_ultmia
: aluminum foil. you don't have to worry about where you're getting your crude oils frm
boxocereal
: Oil.
sexyfoxygirl
: Oil company. An aluminum foil company's profits goes down as oil prices increase, while an oil company's profits go up and we all know where oil prices are going...
4/28: What do you think about child rearing?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: It's not something I wanna do.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Child rearing.....OMG ! they can get pretty messy back there.
4/26: I think Shane_Kid has an unhealthy obsession with hygiene. In order to cure him, we must throw him in mud! What do you think?
(3 answers)
sonja_belle
: as long as it it you who does the throwing
boxocereal
: NO!
GageAlainLonnagan
: OMG ! now Shane will never come out of his closet.
4/26: My friend just farted on his finger then sniffed it. Does this sound like something you would do?
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: ok then
boxocereal
: No.
4/26: What are some fun things that can be done in the back of a van?
(4 answers)
Lgirl
: 10 second musical
coffeeman9
: 10 dollar bachalor party
GageAlainLonnagan
: jerk off !
boxocereal
: Owl petting.
4/19: What would you do if you got home one day and your boyfriend was dead on the floor with his heart ripped out and a stereo in its place in his chest with a note taped to it that said: My hearts a stereo, it beats for you so listen close?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Uhhh..no.
4/18: Dark_AleX or Bright_AleX?
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: Bright Gage
boxocereal
: Dark!
4/18: Hello.
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: Sup ?
boxocereal
: Hellos.
4/10: What would you do if you just found out that the owner of this website was your father?
(4 answers)
boxocereal
: LOL!!
springbreaker
: bitchslap my mother? :) lol
GageAlainLonnagan
: Gagey needs a DNA test......cuz he aint got no red hair.
idreamforyou
: ~blinks~ ghosts running student.com? sheesh e.e
3/30: Pet your ****ing cat, kitten petta! You're the one that loves your kitten, kitten petta! You're a kitten petta I must say, you pet your kitten yesterday! Kitten petta, thats K-I-T-T-E-N PET YOU, KITTEN PETTA! Ya! Pet my cat!
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: I wants a kitten with tree trunk legs ! bahahaha
boxocereal
: Riiiight...
3/30: Who's boxocereal's favorite deity?
(3 answers)
sexyfoxygirl
: The god of the milky seas, captain crunch.
GageAlainLonnagan
: popeye
boxocereal
: Nones.
3/30: What Catholic church do you think Priest Peter works at?
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: Church of Pedo
boxocereal
: Nones.
3/30: What would you do if you came outside one day only to find that someone peed all over the Mitt Romney bumper sticker that you put on your brand new 2012 Mercedes?
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: NO stickers on Gagey's Shelby !
boxocereal
: AHHHH that's piss!!
3/30: What would you do if you came outside one day only to find that someone took a dump all over your Rick Santorum lawn sign?
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: YAY...........OK THEN ! Romney 2012
boxocereal
: LOL!!!! LOL!!
3/30: Do your balls hang high? Can they reach and touch the sky? Can you throw them at a bird? Can you throw them at a kite? Can you take them out your scrotum and throw them at Rick Santorum? Do your balls hang high?
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: OMG ! mine are safe in my bird hand
boxocereal
: Yes!
3/30: Do your balls hang low? Do they woddle to and frow? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a drunken army soldier? Do your balls hang low?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Yes!
3/29: Which would you rather the pilot of your plane be: flying under the influence of alcohol or flying under the influence of religion? Alcohol may lead to a regular crash, but religion led to 9/11!
(3 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: ok then !
boxocereal
: Whoa..
Eaglesfan
: He can be drunk as long as I'm drinking with him!
3/27: Have sex or make love?
(3 answers)
boxocereal
: Make love.
GageAlainLonnagan
: I want some of that mad snarling biting clawing EMO sex I had this weekend ! gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
SerenaLH
: Sex
3/26: I wonder if Gage will ever unblock me?
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: Hm. Looks like it
boxocereal
: =0
GageAlainLonnagan
: your unblocked
3/23: What would you do if you heard someone was breaking into boxocereal's residence and using her cereal spoons as crack spoons?
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: get some crack
boxocereal
: EWWW!!
3/23: What would you do if you were watching America's Most Wanted and seen a mugshot of a fat man who climbs down peoples chimneys on Christmas Eve, steals their milk and cookies, and leaves coal all over their house?
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: change channel
boxocereal
: LOL!!
3/23: What would you do if you were watching America's Most Wanted and seen absolutely no one you recognize?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Watch anyway.
3/23: What would you do if you were watching America's Most Wanted and seen a mugshot of your uncle, who is known for killing anyone he catches watching America's Most Wanted, and he suddenly walks in with a shotgun and sees you watching it?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: AHH!
3/23: What would you do if you were eating popcorn and watching America's Most Wanted with your boyfriend and see a mugshot of your boyfriend who is known for poisoning popcorn, and suddenly you start feeling sick...
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: make out
boxocereal
: =/
3/23: What would you do if you just watched America's Most Wanted and seen a mugshot of your best friend who they claim is an extremely dangerous serial killer?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: I'm watching that right now. 0.o
3/23: What would you do if you just received credible information that the credible information you received about boxocereal and iWantAnswers is fake?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: =0
3/23: What would you do if you just received credible information that boxocereal is a murderer and is hunting down Student members in an attempt to force them to eat cereal until they explode?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Uh ohs.
3/23: What would you do if you just received credible information that iWantAnswers is a murderer and is hunting down Student members in an attempt to stab them to death with a spoon?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: A spoon huh? Hmm...
3/23: What would you do if you just found out iWantAnswers deleted his profile and left because he had killed someone and the police put him in prison?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Whoa.....that would crazys!
3/23: Are you capable of murder?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: I'm sure I could be if someone was trying to kill me....
3/21: Are you voting for President Obama this year?
(3 answers)
boxocereal
: Probably not gonna vote at all.
SerenaLH
: I dont know yet
zippy1357
: no, he hasn't done the majority of things he promised in his election campaign and i don't expect that'll change next time around
3/21: How much do you love President Obama? Me? I think he's an amazing president, I love him like a brother!
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: bromance
boxocereal
: I don't like him or hate him.
3/21: I MISS iWantAnswers! Please someone, bring him back. PLEASE! Bring him back from the dead! I Beg God to revive him, tell God it wasn't his fault he was drinking and driving, Rick Santorum forced him to do it!
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: oooh no
boxocereal
: HAHA!
3/15: Invest vs Incest?
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: see below for best response
boxocereal
: INVEST YOUR PISS!
3/14: Baby you can pet my cat. Yes she's gonna eat a rat. Baby you can pet my cat. And baby I love you. Meow Meow Meow Meow Yeah!
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: interesting
boxocereal
: LOL!!
3/12: Would you ever sweep with iWantAnswers?
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: all night
boxocereal
: Now that would be luxury.
3/11: Bill Maher for President?
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: ha..
boxocereal
: Yes!! That guy kicks ass!
3/10: Please comment my bulletins.
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: not frans
boxocereal
: Where are those?
3/9: Peter likes to CHIL with CHILdren!
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: sweet
GageAlainLonnagan
: OMG ! is Peter still a trolling the cyber world ?
boxocereal
: Oh piss.
3/8: I just found a really old can of Off from the 80s or earlier! You know, the ones that used CFC's in the can. Should I spray it up into the Ozone layer?
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: I'll be dead before I have to worry about that
boxocereal
: =0
3/8: I MOTHER ****ING WANT ****ING DAMNED ASS ANSWERS!
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: Lol... My phone autocorrected that.. Gunnna*
SerenaLH
: Gunnar cost you
lizzylikesCheezits
: Answers
boxocereal
: Okies.
3/6: The only thing cooler than drinking and driving is drinking, texting and driving, all at the same time! Imagine that, a cup of vodka in one hand, a cell phone in the other! What a great way to multitask!
(3 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: On the way to a tattoo parlor ?
SerenaLH
: sounds like you need a hand
boxocereal
: Yes!
3/5: What would you do if you woke up one morning and Ronald Reagan was in your bedroom, pointing to your wall and saying "tear down this wall"?
(3 answers)
boxocereal
: Tear him a new *******s.
SerenaLH
: Tear some **** down.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Uncle Ronnie ! He used to babysit for me.
3/4: What would you do if Barack Obama asked you and Peter to have a threesome with him?
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: cool, cool
GageAlainLonnagan
: eekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ! Peter
boxocereal
: NO!!!
3/4: What would you do if Barack Obama took off his pants and underwear in front of you and you seen he had both his penis and his ass pierced?
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: who gets their ass pierced..
xxpandazrulezxx
: i would rip out my eyes!
GageAlainLonnagan
: Yay a naked president !
boxocereal
: 0.o
3/4: What would you do if Barack Obama took off his shirt in front of you and you seen he had both his nipples and his belly button pierced?
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: be jelly
GageAlainLonnagan
: hide in my bird hand
boxocereal
: LOL!!
3/4: What would you do if Barack Obama said to you "bitch, suck on my wiener"
(3 answers)
boxocereal
: WEENIS!
SerenaLH
: gag a little
xxpandazrulezxx
: thats wat u ur mama said last nite! lol
3/4: Would you ever have sex with Barack Obama?
(3 answers)
gayguyinsussex
: no
SerenaLH
: his yearly salary isn't high enough
boxocereal
: No thankies.
3/2: Say you got home one day and on your desk was a line of crack, a bottle of pills, a tab of LSD, and a joint. What would you do?
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: Wonder how a desk got in my apartment...
boxocereal
: Garbages!
GageAlainLonnagan
: I'd say thank you God !
3/2: Have you ever done marijuana?
(5 answers)
djhowty
: no
SerenaLH
: WHAT OF IT ;p
boxocereal
: Nope... never ever, I have no desire to do it.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Yep ! smoke weed.......get a tattoo
3/2: I was last, in my class. Barely passed, at the institute. Now I'm trying to avoid, yea I'm trying to avoid, a malpractice suit!
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: Yes.
SerenaLH
: oh yeah...
3/1: I FINALLY made it through med school, somehow I made it through! I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two!
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: hooooorray
Ezrider_92356
: just dont remove the wrong parts
boxocereal
: Oh yesh!
2/29: Just Say Yes to Drugs (because drugs are expensive, and if some hot boy is giving them to you then he probably likes you)!
(3 answers)
xxpandazrulezxx
: no, he jst wants 2 use u
SerenaLH
: I'm pretty expensive..
boxocereal
: No thankies.
2/29: Do you think I_LOVE_MY_DAUGHTER really loves his daughter?
(4 answers)
xxpandazrulezxx
: wat? >.<
SerenaLH
: Questionable...
boxocereal
: YES!
2/28: What's your username on chimpout.com? I'm not a Conservative so I don't go to chimpout.com, but I'm sure there's plenty of conservatives here that use it.
(3 answers)
xxpandazrulezxx
: what is it
SerenaLH
: No idea what that is
boxocereal
: What the beep is that?
2/28: I just gave birth to my baby, but I don't like it. Can I still abort it?
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: Can I haz
boxocereal
: Nope.
2/28: Christians are supposed to be kind and loving, so, to all the Christian's on this site, can you please answer all of my questions? Remember, Jesus knows when you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake!
(4 answers)
freeeaddys
: we're supposed to be kind and loving, not pushovers. lol
SerenaLH
: I'm not christian.. and you have 1043 questions... thats more than Ive answered all together! And your page takes forever to reload ;-(
boxocereal
: =p
GageAlainLonnagan
: There are christians in my bird hand again !
2/28: If I give you $5, will you answer all of my questions?
(5 answers)
hayliehalze666
: yes
SerenaLH
: Uhm... definitely.. thats lunch. *awaiting*
boxocereal
: Yep. =)
GageAlainLonnagan
: For 5.00 we can also donk B donk too....lol
2/28: I wonder what Peter thinks about Prick Santorum?
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: hmmm
boxocereal
: LOL!
GageAlainLonnagan
: Peter ??? OMG is he still here ? I thought the cracker squard got him.
2/27: Do you wave to your microwave?
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: Yeah, to shut it up when it keeps beeping every minute I dont take my cooked food out.
boxocereal
: Eww...no, I hate microwaves.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Yeah ....when there's a crazy bitch named Ashley frying in there.
2/26: I'm 9 months pregnant and I need to have an abortion! Where can I get an abortion?
(4 answers)
Lgirl
: thats ummm murder. dumbass. at that point its a human being.
SerenaLH
: tornado
boxocereal
: Pretty sure a 9 month abortion would be illegal.
2/26: I think Rick Santorum hates me :( What can I do?
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: give him a baby
boxocereal
: Eat it.
Fruffles
: he just seems to hate everyone...
2/20: Wouldn't it be funny if someone hacked Student and changed "Relationship with a girl" to "Relationship with a goat". That would be funny!
(9 answers)
xxpandazrulezxx
: lol ^0^
SerenaLH
: lulz
boxocereal
: Oh yesh.
Fruffles
: lol i'd laugh xD
GageAlainLonnagan
: goats are awesome ! funny little beards.
2/14: What would you do if a child molester broke into your home in an attempt to molest your children but then seen that you had no children so he decided to molest YOU instead!?
(9 answers)
SerenaLH
: win
SerenaLH
: Molest them first
GageAlainLonnagan
: Peter ?
InLuvWithMyCoffeeCup
: Shoot him in the fcking head. Regardless who he was going after.
angelsdevilgurl
: Kick him in the nuts, spray him with fluorescent paint, chase him out of the house, and tell the police to go get that fluorescent orange guy running around.
zippy1357
: i wouldn't be surprised, didn't you hear? they climbin in yo window, they snatchin yo people up, tryin to rape em
GageAlainLonnagan
: Get out of Sussex by sundown !
boxocereal
: Death would happen to that bastard.
2/14: What would you do if Jack Daniels called and asked you to join him at the bar?
(6 answers)
gayguyinsussex
: go !
SerenaLH
: stand him up
angelsdevilgurl
: No thanks.
GageAlainLonnagan
: hide in my bird hand.
boxocereal
: Mmmmm...yesh.
2/6: What's your credit card number? My dildo broke in half in Gage's ass and I need to buy a new one PRONTO!
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: like I need another dildo charge
boxocereal
: I don't have a credit card. =)
GageAlainLonnagan
: OMG ! I was wondering what was going on back there.
2/5: This site is like a cancer survivor, it thinks its going to live forever but its actually going to die very soon.
(6 answers)
SerenaLH
: I'm going down with it
Fruffles
: i hope not but probably
AnkitKapoor3
: no..!
boxocereal
: NO!
GageAlainLonnagan
: Insightful and painfully true
2/3: Have you ever called the suicide hotline and told the person that you're going to commit suicide unless the person on the line has phone sex with you?
(5 answers)
SerenaLH
: always
Fruffles
: lol i cannot say that i have =P
InLuvWithMyCoffeeCup
: lolwut
SMILEYY
: thanks 4 the idea!!! haha no
boxocereal
: LMAO! Nope.
1/19: I Mexican and I pet cat for 10 cent, yes?
(6 answers)
SerenaLH
: 5 cents
InLuvWithMyCoffeeCup
: Sounds more Japenese than mexican
boxocereal
: Interesting...
GageAlainLonnagan
: The cats aren't going to see this question as being pc.
1/19: Did you like today's question about April Fools jokes?
(5 answers)
SerenaLH
: Good thing you date your questions
happy_B0bbles
: Joke*
happy_B0bbles
: i didn't notice a question...
boxocereal
: What?
GageAlainLonnagan
: clumpnuggets !
1/19: Do you support or oppose SOPA (Support Online Pedophilia Act).
(6 answers)
SerenaLH
: guilty of feeding in
InLuvWithMyCoffeeCup
: against it
zippy1357
: wrote a letter to my area congressman against it. thankfully the Rep candidates are also against it
boxocereal
: LOL!
GageAlainLonnagan
: I support it in Sussex ! ( see Gage thats why you don't have any friends. Because you say crap like that ! ) quoting Mark ( my dad ) Gage rolls eyes.
1/15: I fantasize about iWantAnswers basement daily. What could this mean?
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: youre a baboon. and I am not
happy_B0bbles
: That his/her basement intrigues you? That you wanna go in there..?
boxocereal
: You wanna go in there.
1/14: There's rumors going around that boxocereal may have gills. What do you think?
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: No way, right out of the ... fish's... mouth.
GageAlainLonnagan
: ok then
boxocereal
: No way.
gayguyinsussex
: i think it is highly unlikely
1/14: Nuclear warfare or Mitt Romney. Which is worse. Oh wait a minute! If you vote for Mitt Romney, you'll get both! Cause that piece of **** will use nuclear warfare!
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: Oh crud.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Sussex UK = WARFARE
gayguyinsussex
: On whom will he use nuclear warfare?
boxocereal
: Hmm..
1/14: AIDS or Mitt Romney. Which is worse?
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: What day of the week?
gayguyinsussex
: AIDS. Mitt Romney is a person
boxocereal
: AIDS...
1/14: Mitt Romney for HELL 2012! Lets get him elected. He'll do GREAT in HELL. MITT ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT OF HELL!
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: oh I wanna
boxocereal
: Sure.
1/13: Who's dumber, Mitt Romney or his brother, George Bush?
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: me
gayguyinsussex
: george bush
boxocereal
: LOL!
ObitusTibi
: The dumbass who thinks they are brothers.
1/13: Vote for Obama, Peter likes Obama!
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: kayy
gayguyinsussex
: no never!
GageAlainLonnagan
: Is it his tree trunk legs ?
boxocereal
: Petter Cottontail!
1/13: Vote for Rick Perry, he'll get you buried!
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: buried where
boxocereal
: YAY!!
1/13: Vote for Mitt Romney, he'll screw the economy!
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: screw it good
boxocereal
: Uh ohs.
1/13: Vote for Ron Paul, he has big balls!
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: we all have big balls
boxocereal
: WHOOO!!!
1/13: Who are you voting for? If it's Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney or Rick Perry, you need professional help.
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: someone... secret
gayguyinsussex
: newt gingrich!
boxocereal
: RICH PERRY!
GageAlainLonnagan
: Mitt in 2012 !
1/13: What would you say if student66 ran for President? Would you vote for her?
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: they have me on their buddy list.. thats weird.. right?
boxocereal
: Who?
GageAlainLonnagan
: great googly moogly !
1/13: Jesus Christ for President?
(7 answers)
SerenaLH
: might as well be with all these religious politicians running around
xxpandazrulezxx
: i would say double yes to that!!!
GageAlainLonnagan
: owls
SMILEYY
: That would be sooooo amazing. this economy would be perfect!!!!!
boxocereal
: A zombie?
student66
: No. A congressman can't be a mayor, therefore, a Lord like Jesus Christ can't be a president. A president is so much lower than a Lord.
derryberrydestiny
: we would have a better world if he were
1/13: How about Rich Perry, have you seen his anti-gay commercial? It's called "Strong".
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: DONT BE GAY. kidding, people are idiots
zippy1357
: probably the worst political commercial i have ever seen
GageAlainLonnagan
: stupid angry Texas guy
boxocereal
: Isn't it Rick?
1/13: Do you think iWantAnswers would vote for Newt Getrich?
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: mebeh
gayguyinsussex
: i dio not know but i hope someone will!
GageAlainLonnagan
: He wants Bush again
boxocereal
: LMAO!
1/13: Rick Santorum said a kid is better off with a father in prison than a gay father. What do you think?
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: uhm yeah, that makes a ****load of sense.... no
GageAlainLonnagan
: unless the father has tree trunk legs.
boxocereal
: Wtf..
1/13: Every time you don't answer one of my questions, God votes for Rick Santorum!
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: ....
boxocereal
: Oh feck.
1/12: Ron Paul 2012?
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: we'll see
boxocereal
: I don't know.
GageAlainLonnagan
: freakin old geezer !
1/11: I hate Mitt Romney, do you?
(6 answers)
SerenaLH
: idk
xxpandazrulezxx
: heck yes, he sounds like a total a** on tv
Lizzieebeth
: idk
gayguyinsussex
: i do not know a great deal about his policies. I prefer Newt Gingrich
boxocereal
: I don't know him.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Mitt has a summer home right next to our in New Hampshire. I like him....has awesome BBQ's and cute sons.
1/6: Do you think boxocereal would marry me if I owned a cereal factory?
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: prolly
gayguyinsussex
: no
boxocereal
: Mmmhmm...MMMM!!
1/4: How do I get PP_Licker to like me and talk to me? He rarely talks to me :(
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: Whooos that?
gayguyinsussex
: don't take it personally. He does not contact me either.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Don't scare the pplicker.
boxocereal
: Do sexual favors.
1/4: Wanna do it?
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: Play monopoly?
GageAlainLonnagan
: We could do it in the dark......then you cant see my tattoos.
boxocereal
: What do you have in mind?
1/3: Wanna sweep together? :)
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: I hate sweeping
GageAlainLonnagan
: ok then.
boxocereal
: No thankies.
1/2: What would you do if someone, like, for example, the president of a tobacco company, tied you down and forced you to smoke cigarettes until you became addicted?
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: get monies
boxocereal
: Feck that.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Anyone who ties me down......is my buddy lol
SMILEYY
: I would quickly get help, because i hate the smell of cigs.
1/2: What would you seriously say if iWantAnswers changed his username to iWantAids?
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: Provide
derryberrydestiny
: i would laugh at his mental state lol
boxocereal
: I would say oh piss.
1/2: There's rumors going around that Gage (GageAlainLonnagan) may be a homosexual. I don't know for certain but we need to keep our eyes open!
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: I dont get whats so gay about a bag of birds
boxocereal
: Okies.
GageAlainLonnagan
: OMG ! Gage is a fruity 2 shoe.....as gay as a bag of birds.
1/2: I just realized I've asked 1000 questions! Wow!
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: Ohhh shiit
gayguyinsussex
: ok then
boxocereal
: Cools.
1/1: What would you do if you had a retarded mailman?
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: Hmmm
zippy1357
: happy 100th question btw
zippy1357
: email
boxocereal
: LOL! Happy dance!
1/1: Do you think boxocereal would be mad if someone were to mistake her for a box of cereal and eat her?
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: I mean.. I would
boxocereal
: I would PISS!
1/1: Imagine a straight guy in Sussex!?
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: Can't dude
hayliehalze666
: :O what? no? WHAT?
boxocereal
: =p
2012
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: nice marker
boxocereal
: Yes.
12/31: It's New Queers Eve!
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: the new ones
boxocereal
: Oh piss.
12/31: Have you ever had sex with a jack hammer?
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: yes
SerenaLH
: Oh how they'd like to think that..
boxocereal
: Nope.
12/31: What now brown owls!?
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: something
boxocereal
: EEEE!!
12/31: I've just figured out iWantAnswers age, its 12+20-20+5-4+6 then multiply your answer by 4 then add 4 years then subtract 2.
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: Cool story bro
hayliehalze666
: 152
boxocereal
: =p
GageAlainLonnagan
: owls
12/31: What would you do if you just heard that iWantAnswers is an alien from outside space!?
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: How do you get outside space??
boxocereal
: I wouldn't be surprised...lol
GageAlainLonnagan
: alien sex yay !
12/31: There are rumors going around that iWantAnswers was in WW2, what do you think?
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: I was there. I didn't see him. I dont believe it. I was there.
boxocereal
: It's possible.
GageAlainLonnagan
: woe ! ok then
12/31: This is how iWantAnswers would say "curiosity killed the cat": "curiosity terminated the felis catus".
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: catus
boxocereal
: LMAO!
GageAlainLonnagan
: owls again
12/31: Do you like Brent Fuking Keever (profile: boneless)?
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: who issssss that.
boxocereal
: Oh yesh.
GageAlainLonnagan
: He's way cute.
12/29: I no longer associate with Gage as I found out he's a two timing ass who only likes three people on this site and two are dirtbags. He believes everyone else is a "stranger who causes trouble".
(5 answers)
SerenaLH
: sorry bro
GageAlainLonnagan
: That Gage kid is one sick little monkey !
boxocereal
: Whats??
GageAlainLonnagan
: Gage just sucks ! We all know that gammit.
12/29: What would you do if you stepped on one of iWantAnswers toy rocket ships he carelessly left on the floor and it hurt your foot? Would you be mad at him? Would you spank him?
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: steal it
boxocereal
: i would throw it.
GageAlainLonnagan
: I'd kinda hope he spanked me......lol.
12/29: What would you do if you heard boxocereal spontaneously combusted?
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: lol @ oatmeal.. pretty much
boxocereal
: OooOooohhh...cools.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Then she would be ''hot '' cereal .....like oatmeal.
12/27: Jehovah's Witnesses say they can CURE homosexuality! Isn't that great!? Now if only they can find a cure for the diseases they leave on your door after knocking on it.
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: hahahha god they are annoying
boxocereal
: LOL!
GageAlainLonnagan
: Praise Jehovah ! for he his all knowing.
12/26: Do you support may garriage? I don't.
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: whats a garriage
GageAlainLonnagan
: owls
boxocereal
: May garriages can be very nice.
12/25: It's His birthday! Have you said happy birthday to Him?
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: not according to the bible.. .but its all lies anyway!
boxocereal
: Happy Birthday Sparky!
12/24: JESUS CHRIST(MAS)! TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS AND I HAVEN'T EVEN BOUGHT BOXOCEREAL THE CEILING FAN I PROMISED HER! OH NO!
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: always wait to the last minute... tsk
boxocereal
: NO!!!
12/23: Christian's don't know proper grammar, they always capitalize pronouns in the middle of sentences. The words his, him and he are NOT supposed to be capitalized unless they are at the BEGINNING of a sentence, Christians!
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: sillies
boxocereal
: HAHA!
12/23: Have you ever read His book?
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: Noooe
boxocereal
: Nope.
12/23: Which do you prefer, Cluckin' Bell or Freckle Bitches?
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: I dont get it!
boxocereal
: Piss and ****s.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Pattyrick !
12/23: ****-a-dittle-doo its time for chicken! ****-a-dittle-doo its time for a feast! Eat a 90 piece bucket you can tell! He's been to Cluckin' Bell!
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: fried yum
boxocereal
: CHICKENS!
GageAlainLonnagan
: I'm going to Sussex.......one big cluck over there.
12/23: Religion has actually convinced iWantAnswers that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything he says every minute of every day and the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want iWantAnswers to do!
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: iddddddkkkkkkkk
boxocereal
: LOL!
LygophilicSpirit
: You've been watching George Carlin eh?
12/23: You want it? Baby I got it. You need it? Baby come get it.
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: its mine?
boxocereal
: Just one owl.
12/22: What would you do if you just found out PP_Licker is also an FBI agent and is Gage's assistant and owned a semi automatic rifle and was gonn aim it at your head until you admit you are involved with the Mexican drug cartel?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: YAY!!
GageAlainLonnagan
: Me and the pplicker are Batman and Robin: We like the tights.
12/22: What would you do if you just found out Gage was an FBI agent and was going to arrest you for your connections to the Mexican drug cartel?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: AHH!
GageAlainLonnagan
: Gage dont never ever leave Maine ! Mexico too creepy.
12/22: Do you know how to fly a bike?
(3 answers)
Green_leprechaun
: use the force!
boxocereal
: Nope.
12/21: Life in prison without the possibility of parole = out in 20 years.
(4 answers)
SerenaLH
: thats the system
boxocereal
: Seems like it.
hayliehalze666
: pretty much
12/21: Atheist kitten doesn't believe!
(4 answers)
idreamforyou
: does athiest kitten like golden showers?
hayliehalze666
: why should he!
boxocereal
: Oh.
12/21: Yes it's true I hate tattoos they make me want to ****ing puke when I see them on a guy it makes me want to ****ing cry.
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Ok.
12/21: Does anyone else think the Paramount Pictures logo looks like a good butt plug?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Never noticed that....
12/21: What would you say if Peter came up to you and said "I'll give you my brand new Ford truck if you let me have just one hour with your new 1 week old infant!"?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: NO!
12/21: What would you say if someone bought you a gift certificate to a tattoo parlor for Christmas? I would say "Wow, thank you! This will look PERFECT in between the empty soda bottle and the candy wrapper in my trash can!"
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Thankies!
12/21: Would you rather have: AIDS or tattoo's? I think you know which one I would pick (tattoo's, cause I'm not a psycopath that wants a ****ing disease).
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Yes.
12/21: Do owls have tattoos?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Just feathers.=)
12/21: On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a tattoo removal machine! On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 2 trained professionals and a tattoo removal machine! :-) If only there was enough room here to continue!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: One bub.
12/20: The War on Drugs is over, and drugs won!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Seems like it.
12/20: The first amendment guarantees separation of Church and state, but the conservatives only know how to read the second amendment!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: =p
12/20: To all of you with tattoos: better invest in a really good air conditioner before you die, you're going to need it where you're going!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: HAH!
12/20: Since it's so close to the birthday of our Lord and Savior, I thought I'd quote a good line from the Bible: "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print or tattoo any marks upon you: I am the Lord."
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: Oh piss.
idreamforyou
: how is this a good line...?
12/20: I just realzied today is the first day of Hanukkah! Happy Hanukkah!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: =D
12/20: What would you do if someone you know just told you that he or she is a terrorist and is planning to blow up the 300-story Student Center Headquarters building in New York, which also happens to be the tallest building on Earth?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: NOO!!!!!
GageAlainLonnagan
: OMG ! run and hide. No wait I'm in New England so I'm safe.
12/20: Are terrorists terrifying?
(3 answers)
LygophilicSpirit
: Some of them can be pretty nasty. No doubt about that.
boxocereal
: Yes.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Only in Sussex.......wack-a-do wack-a-do
12/20: I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball, well I had a million dollars but I, I spent it all (on a tattooless prostitute, they're extremely expensive and hard to find without tattoos).
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: Oh yesh.
GageAlainLonnagan
: A classic Sublime song ! awesomeness
12/20: Tattooless Christmas!
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: LOL!
GageAlainLonnagan
: What happened did your teeth fall in the well again ? WTF Gage he said tattoos NOT f uckin teeth !
12/20: iBoy2G has not taken the aids test, and neither have you. Click the link to the right to take the aids test, and you should tell iBoy2G to take it as well!
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: Hmmm
boxocereal
: Okies.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Yeah actually I did..... I'm all good.
12/20: Aw, raspberries! GageAlainLonnagan hasn't asked anyone out. Why don't you tag their guestbook and tell them to ask someone out! :-)
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: lol @ raspberries
boxocereal
: =p
GageAlainLonnagan
: I've gone out with 2 people on this site.....NOT a good experience.
12/20: Aw, shucks! iBoy2G doesn't have aids. Why don't you tag his/her guestbook to tell him about what he's missing?!
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: No!
GageAlainLonnagan
: ok then
12/19: Why do birds sing so gay?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: They are happy.
GageAlainLonnagan
: A line from a 1958 Frankie Lymon song. '' Why do fools fall in love ''
12/19: What show am I thinking of that originally had a theme song with the phrase "my happy black guy face" in it but changed it to "my happy moustache face" after just one episode?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: LOL! I don't know. =p
GageAlainLonnagan
: I dont know ? But when I was in Tennessee I saw a burger place called ''Sambo Jolly Tiger '' That could never happen here in the North.
12/18: I can has Peterz?
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: ok then
boxocereal
: PEE PEE!
12/16: What would you do if you went to get a tattoo of something you liked at a local tattoo shop, but instead the artist tattoo'd a Swastika on you?
(3 answers)
SerenaLH
: Shave my head
boxocereal
: Uh oh.....piss.
GageAlainLonnagan
: OMG ! i
12/16: Do pimps have pimples?
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: Just Peter does ! Me and Pattyrick are all good.
boxocereal
: Sometimes.
12/16: Ok so say I was going to have sex with someone with a tattoo on their ass, how would I know which hole to fuk? They have two holes, the ass hole and the hole carved in them by the tattoo artist.
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: Gage has a tiger tattoo on his ass !
boxocereal
: A tattoo of a hole? Interesting.
12/16: What would you do if you just found out that your boyfriend took out a $1 million dollar life insurance policy on you and also bought a shotgun, both on the same day?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: I die. YAY!!!
GageAlainLonnagan
: Hes nearsided like me...so he'd miss anyways.
12/16: Does iWantAnswers do any drugs? Does he smoke cigarettes? Does he smoke pot? Does he drink? If so, what does he drink? iWantAnswers!
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: Ask him.
GageAlainLonnagan
: ask him .........ok then
12/16: What do they do with the dicks after cutting them off trannies during a sex change operation? I heard the trannies eat them, which gives them immortality.
(3 answers)
gayguyinsussex
: i do not believe they eat them, i believe they get discarded.
boxocereal
: They eat them.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Yeah thats all true
12/16: What would you do if you had a boyfriend named Pattyrick and he told you he had an awful c0ckitch?
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: kay.
boxocereal
: Yucks.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Pattyrick ! He's a GOD.........God's dont itch.
12/16: Why does iWantAnswers choose to be smart?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: =p
GageAlainLonnagan
: He wants to be like Gage maybe ???
12/16: What would you do if you had a boyfriend named Pattyrick and one day he said he wants to have a sex change operation and become a girl?
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: no.
boxocereal
: YAY!!
GageAlainLonnagan
: OMG !
12/16: Note the post below is just a parody I wrote, I'm not actually an emo wrist cutter ;)
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: Yesh.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Gage is all EMO !
12/16: I believe I can die! I believe I can end my life! I think about it every night and day! Cut my wrists till they bleed away! I believe I can choke! I believe I can have a stroke! If I just cut my wrists, if I just cut my wrists, I will die!!!!!
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: LOL!
GageAlainLonnagan
: Ok my secret : I draw cut marks on me with red marker. I fake it so the other emos wont kick me out !
12/15: What would you do if you pulled up a dead hooker in your fish net?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: EWWW!!
GageAlainLonnagan
: Bait ? or tease the seagulls with the dead body.........bahahahaha
12/14: Are you sexually attracted to refrigerator door hinges?
(2 answers)
hayliehalze666
: yes
boxocereal
: Nope.
12/14: I have this giant stick down the front of my pants and it wont come out! I keep trying to get it out but its like stuck to my body and its HUGE! What should I do?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: .................
12/14: Since Peter is a Conservative and he rapes children, does that make him a priest?
(4 answers)
hayliehalze666
: yes
GageAlainLonnagan
: Keep Peter in the UK ! He's one crazy bloke.
sonja_belle
: no!!! It makes him a child rapist
boxocereal
: Ask him.
12/14: The Conservative agenda: 1) Support guns so they can be used to force people to be Christians at gunpoint. 2) Kill gays with those same guns. 3) Claim guns are very useful. 4) Steal from the poor. 5) Rape children (reserved for priests).
(2 answers)
zippy1357
: why don't liberals support Jessica's Law as adamantly as conservaives?
boxocereal
: Whoa..
12/14: Do you support the Conservative agenda?
(2 answers)
zippy1357
: i support not trying to one up the Greek and Italian economy if that's what you mean
boxocereal
: For the most part, no.
12/14: Which do you think Conservatives hate more, gays, blacks or non-Christians? I think right now its gays but lets not forget that it was the Conservatives who founded the KKK, which was also strongly against non-Christians.
(3 answers)
zippy1357
: conservatives do hate the blacks though...like Herman Cain, Condoleezza Rice, Colin Powel, Clarence Thomas. Shepard Smith on Fox is gay actually
zippy1357
: the KKK also hates those darn liberal God hating Catholics.
boxocereal
: I don't know.
12/14: What would you do if Hitler came back to life as a new person named Rick Perry. Better start thinking cause it already happened.
(2 answers)
zippy1357
: you belittle the atrocity of WW2 and the holocaust with that kind of comparison
boxocereal
: AHH!!
12/14: I'm going to promise Rick Perry I'll vote for him if he has sex with me (don't worry, I'm not really gonna vote for him, I'm just gonna say that to trick him). Do you think he'll fall for it?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: No.
12/14: Rick Perry spent millions creating anti gay ads. What a shame, he could have used that money to make anti-tattoo education ads to encourage people to avoid destroying themselves.
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Oh well.
12/14: I bet even Jesus wouldn't vote for Rick Perry!
(2 answers)
Fruffles
: xD
boxocereal
: I like owls.
12/14: Rick Perry = Mike Huckabee all over again!
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Okies.
12/14: Rick Perry says that, if elected President, he will fight off the evil gays and help bring Christianity into schools (seriously). Doesn't that just make you wanna run out and vote for him!?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: No.
12/14: I'm sure Peter LOVES Rick Perry. Peter is a republican just like Rick Perry. They probably talk on the phone every night about their homophobic thoughts.
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Hmm..
12/14: What would you say if Gage decided to vote for Rick Perry?
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: Nobody in Maine will vote for that crazy mother f ucker !
boxocereal
: LOL!
12/14: Have you seen Rick Perry's new anti-gay commercial? It's called Strong.
(2 answers)
zippy1357
: commercial fail
boxocereal
: No.
12/14: If you had to vote for either George Bush or Rick Perry, which would you pick?
(3 answers)
zippy1357
: Perry may at least have better economic vision than Bush. btw, Bush is the one that set the deadline to pull troops out of Iraq, Obama is just following the protocol set forth under his administration. i'm not a Bush fan, but that's a little known fact for ya
Fruffles
: i would probably jump off a cliff before voting for either of them =/ this election is the first i'll be able to vote in, and there isn't a single canditade that looks promising
boxocereal
: Neither.
12/14: Would you vote for Rick Perry?
(2 answers)
SerenaLH
: nope
boxocereal
: Nah.
12/14: Do you like Rick Perry?
(2 answers)
zippy1357
: he's an idiot
boxocereal
: I don't know.
12/12: Do you think Lee Harvey Oswald is cute?
(5 answers)
hayliehalze666
: YESSS!!!!!!
GageAlainLonnagan
: Oswald killed John F. Kennedy 35th president. John Wilks Booth killed Abraham Lincoln 16th president.
Fruffles
: ...didn't he kill Lincoln? or is that another Oswald...i'm not very good with names
boxocereal
: Oh yesh.
GageAlainLonnagan
: WTF ? He was killed on live TV.... youtube it
12/11: Do you hate Hillary Clinton?
(3 answers)
boxocereal
: No.
GageAlainLonnagan
: shes my mom.
12/11: Do you like Obama?
(3 answers)
zippy1357
: he sucks at his job, hasn't kept many of his promises and has next to no pull in Congress...or anywhere in the world
boxocereal
: I don't know.
GageAlainLonnagan
: A nice guy in the wrong job...
12/10: I love you!
(4 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: yep me 2
boxocereal
: Of course.
xAG3x1SxJUSTxAxNUMB3Rx
: xD I love you too!! Haha
12/9: What would you do if you had just bought a Monte Carlo and someone blew it up?
(2 answers)
hayliehalze666
: pattyrick just bought one...
boxocereal
: =(
12/9: What's your least favorite thing about Monte Carlo's?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Lotion.
12/9: What would you do if someone gave you a Monte Carlo for Hanukkah (but it had to be taken apart so they could give you one piece of it every night for eight nights)?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: 0.o
12/9: What would you say if someone gave you a Monte Carlo for Christmas?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: YAY!!!
12/9: What's your favorite thing about Monte Carlo's?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Nothing.
12/9: Do you think iWantAnswers have ever been inside a Monte Carlo?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: No.
12/9: Would you ever have sex in a Monte Carlo?
(2 answers)
gayguyinsussex
: proably yes. i have had sex in a car before.
boxocereal
: No.
12/9: Would you ever buy a Monte Carlo?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Nah.
12/9: What's your favorite year Monte Carlo?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: None.
12/9: Do you know anyone who has a Monte Carlo?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: No.
12/8: Red Solo cup, you're more then just plastic, you're more then amazing, you're more then fantastic and believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic!
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: Okies.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Red solo rocks !
12/4: Now, red Solo cup is the best recepticle for barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals and you sir do not have a pair of testicles if you prefer drinkin' from glass!
(3 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: OMG !
boxocereal
: That's right...no testicles on meeeee.
kmstaude12
: sorry
12/4: Do you like red Solo cups?
(4 answers)
boxocereal
: What is that?
kmstaude12
: no
12/4: Red Solo cup! I fill you up! Let's have a party! Let's have a party! Red Solo cup! I lift you up! Proceed to party! Proceed to party!
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: lets have a partyyyy
freeeaddys
: what a weird pointless song
boxocereal
: Ooook then.
12/2: LOL! PETER JUST SAID HE LIKES GEORGE BUSH!! NO LIE!!! OMG WHAT AN IDIOT.
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: No...what he meant was: he wants to hunt for George in the bush ( looking for little kid reference )
boxocereal
: Okies.
12/2: LongLiveTheLunatic is a phobe of homos!
(3 answers)
LygophilicSpirit
: Phobia of homos? I thought that didn't exist in the US anymore. Maybe the guy is from the South or something.
GageAlainLonnagan
: That guy is a well known f uckin creeper ! His momma dropped him on his little head.
boxocereal
: LOL!! LongLiveTheLunatic...=p
11/30: The duck may swim on the lake, but my daddy owns the lake!
(3 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: I thought my daddy owned that lake ?
boxocereal
: Hmm..
hayliehalze666
: good movie!
11/30: Peter just told me he LOVES Obama and wants to come down to America just to visit him in the White House!
(7 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: The latest news is: Peter can come to the White House...but the UK has to give us Elton John as a security deposit !
GageAlainLonnagan
: The president said no ! He said if Peter comes over here...He will attack the UK !
GageAlainLonnagan
: Mr.Obama called the Queen ! Peter has to stay home.
hayliehalze666
: i believe it
GageAlainLonnagan
: Oh .........and hides Michelle and the kids too.
GageAlainLonnagan
: OMG ! I hope the president hides all his toys.
boxocereal
: Oh?
11/30: Do you think the poster below me is an oral pleasure technician?
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: its me
boxocereal
: What poster?
GageAlainLonnagan
: What ? ...........lol I keep an oral pleasure tech in my bird hand.
11/28: Dont worry all you up-in-the-clouds freaks, I haven't forgotten about you, I will bring you attic questions tomorrow, but for today it's basements!
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: =p
GageAlainLonnagan
: WOE ! attic questions scary. There are dead people in my attic. Its haunted my house was built in 1833. The former owners never left.
11/28: What would you do if your house didn't have a basement?
(4 answers)
kmstaude12
: we dont we have a crawl space
boxocereal
: Oh well.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Be glad one less place to clean !
11/28: Would you ever buy a house with a basement that's all locked up and can't be entered and there's rumors that there's corpses stored down there but no one knows cause its all locked up?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: MAYBE.
11/28: How many rooms does your basement have?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: 6.
GageAlainLonnagan
: One big one with a pool table
11/28: What would you do if you went down to your basement one day and "don't get a tattoo" was written in blood on your washing machine?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: LOL!
GageAlainLonnagan
: Write back saying '' FU too late ! ''
11/28: What would you do if you went down to your basement one day and it was flooded?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: AHHH!!
GageAlainLonnagan
: tell the maid to start rowing !
11/28: What would you do if you went down to your basement one day and it wasn't there?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: Whoa...
GageAlainLonnagan
: move
11/28: Would you ever have sex in your basement?
(3 answers)
LygophilicSpirit
: Twice on Sundays? Lol, isn't that a catchphrase of this TV show "Taken"?
boxocereal
: Sure..LOL!
GageAlainLonnagan
: I do all the time ! Twice on Sundays.
11/28: What do you think Peter uses his basement for?
(3 answers)
gayguyinsussex
: i do not have one.
boxocereal
: Probably doesn't have one.
GageAlainLonnagan
: Big Wheel repair and Lego instruction.
11/28: What do you use your basement for?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: It's my brother's basement I guess..lol
GageAlainLonnagan
: sex playing pool and tupperware parties
11/28: Does your house have a basement?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: Yes.
GageAlainLonnagan
: oh yeah .......its where I keep my gangsta bitch !
11/26: I'm thinking of becoming a tattoo artist. That way when someone comes into my shop for a tattoo, I can tattoo "I'm a ****ing idiot retarded pimp gangster" on them instead of what they want.
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: People would sue you.
11/26: So I told that Chalka bitch Peter is a pedophile (as he really is) and guess what? She STILL talks to him! As expected I guess, typical tattoo'd up bitch is also a pedophile, just like all the rest. Who cares if he RAPES CHILDREN, right!?
(3 answers)
hayliehalze666
: :O
GageAlainLonnagan
: OMG ! I gots me the tattoos...I never raped anyone.
boxocereal
: Ok.
11/25: Boxocereal's probably going to kill me after I say this but I have to. I just can't hold it in any more! I... I... I don't like... cereal.
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: YUMMY corn flakes ! CRUNCH they are great with beer and a guy with a Harley tattoo !
boxocereal
: Then lemme have those corn flakes!
11/25: Have you ever wanted to just sit back and have a nice boxocereal with Peter?
(3 answers)
boxocereal
: LOL!! LOL!!!
GageAlainLonnagan
: NO ! Trix are for kids not Peter ........bahahahaha
11/25: What would you do if your favorite tattoo artist came to your house one day and threw a tattoo gun into your pool?
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: What pool? lol..
GageAlainLonnagan
: Give HIM mouth-to-mouth and then....well the rest is rated X
11/25: Happy Thanksgiving to all people without tattoos! Sad Thanksgiving to all people with them! Just kidding ;) happy Thanksgiving to all.
(2 answers)
boxocereal
: =D
GageAlainLonnagan
: yay tattoos
11/25: iWantAnswers! Do you!?
(1 answers)
boxocereal
: Yes.
11/24: What would you do if a tattoo'd up dumb bitch that thinks she's a human but is actually an animal posted a question below yours?
(5 answers)
boxocereal
: Nothing.
hayliehalze666
: this was OBVIOUSLY a hypothetical question :)
hayliehalze666
: oh justin :)
Ch3ca
: lol id get over the fact that this "dumb bitch" is smarter then u n probably has more friends thn u mwah! this bitch is out!.
GageAlainLonnagan
: WOE ! I like tattoos on chicks......its hott. Yeah I'm still gay.
11/23: The new Sims 3 expansion pack adds tattoos to the game. WTF EA? The game has been around for 11 years and it's been moral all that time, why destroy it now? Thank GOD I didnt buy it or I'd feel guilty for supporting craptoos.
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: I'm getting the virgin mother tattoo for Christmas.....yay !
boxocereal
: LOL!! craptoos...=p
11/23: Tell me about Peter's pedophile van.
(2 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: free happy meals ?
boxocereal
: Pretty sure he doesn't drive so that means he probably doesn't own a vehicle...
11/23: Peter just asked me "if I cut the dick off a 6-year-old and then suck it, am I still a child molester?"
(4 answers)
GageAlainLonnagan
: Woe thats EMO !
hayliehalze666
: he probably did
boxocereal
: Wow.
11/20: Do you think Peter would sell his soul to the devil for a 6-year-old?
(3 answers)
boxocereal
: I don't know.
hayliehalze666
: wellllll duh he would