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 5/18: If you saw Shane_Kid on the street smoking what would you do? (0 answers)

 5/18: Why won't Shane_Kid stop friggin smoking? (0 answers)

 5/18: If the election were today and the candidates were Donald Trump (Republican Party), Ritchie Valenz (Democratic Party) and Gage Lonnogan (Tattooist Party), who would you vote for? (0 answers)

 5/18: Shrub or Obama? (0 answers)

 5/18: I miss President Shrub. He was such a good President! (0 answers)

 5/18: Do you miss President Shrub? (0 answers)

 5/18: Now I lay she down to sleep I pray the Lord my cat to keep if she dies before I wake I pray the Lord my cat to take! (0 answers)

 5/17: I love Boxocereal! <3 to the cereal! (1 answers)

 5/17: Boxocereal for President? (1 answers)

 5/17: Why do amish people hate Thomas Edison? (1 answers)

 5/17: Do you cross out "In God We Trust" on money? (1 answers)

 5/17: KENDRICK MEEK FOR SENATE! Yes or No? (1 answers)

 5/17: If my cat is nice to me but mean to everyone else, does that make her a nice cat or a mean cat? (1 answers)

 5/17: Nice cats meow last! (1 answers)

 5/17: Shane_Kid's penis or Shane_Kid's cigarettes. Which would you prefer to suck? (1 answers)

 5/17: DemoCATS or RePUPlicans? (1 answers)

 5/17: I just noticed Shane_Kid wears glasses, perhaps the smoking has ruined his vision? (1 answers)

 5/17: What would happen if i accidentally ingested a kitten? (1 answers)

 5/16: Which would you rather do, buy a Kindle or vote for Jindal? (1 answers)

 5/16: Take a nap or take a crap? (2 answers)

 5/15: They're creepy and they're cooky, mysterious and spooky, they're all together poopy, the Boxocereal family! They're house is a museum, when people come to see 'em, they really are a scream, the Boxocereal family! (1 answers)

 5/15: Do you like Vladimir Poopin? (1 answers)

 5/15: I want to play a game, you have been infected with a toxin that will kill you in 24 hours unless you find the antidote. There's only one and its hidden up the Presidents ass. How far will you go to save your life? Live or die, make your choice! (1 answers)

 5/10: What do you think about war-loving Republicans? (3 answers)

 5/10: Where there is a Republican there is gonna be a war, where there is a war there are gonna be deaths, but just because there's deaths doesn't mean you have to die, ya gotta get up and vote for Dems, ya gotta get up and vote for Dems! (1 answers)

 5/6: Where there is a cat there is gonna be a meow, where there is a meow there is gonna be a purr, but just because she purrs doesn't mean she's gonna cry, ya gotta meow meow meow right! Ya gotta meow meow meow right! (2 answers)

 4/23: What's your local pill mill workers name? Mine is Dr. Pilliard Miller! (3 answers)

 4/23: What would you do if your local pill mill went out of business? (1 answers)

 4/23: What's your favorite pill to get at your local pill mill? (1 answers)

 4/23: What's another name for a pill mill worker? A doctor! (1 answers)

 4/23: What kinds of pills should I get at my local pill mill? (1 answers)

 4/18: What would you do if Westboro Baptist Church decided to protest the funeral of a loved one? (3 answers)

 4/18: Imagine if the supreme court made all churches marry anyone who wanted to be married. Fred Phelps would probably take off his bullet proof vest (yes, he does wear one) and shoot himself! (3 answers)

 4/18: Me and Gage are getting married! We're having the wedding at Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas! I cant wait for Pastor Fred Phelps to marry us! (5 answers)

 4/18: I <3 my Gage! (3 answers)

 4/16: Going to the lawyer and we're, gonna get divorced! Going to the lawyer and we're, gonna get divoooorced! Gee I really hate you and we're, gonna get divoooorced. Going to the lawyer today! (2 answers)

 4/12: Help! I think my cat may be a Republican! He keeps biting poor people and humping bibles! (3 answers)

 4/12: Mormon Jesus! (3 answers)

 4/11: I miss Boxocereal and all her tattoos and piercings! (3 answers)

 4/11: Will I_Give_You_My_Heart really give me her heart? Like if I needed a heart transplant? (2 answers)

 4/5: Oh hi yo, did you know that I da ho? (2 answers)

 4/5: Not all pedophiles are priests...but all priests are pedophiles! (2 answers)

 4/5: What's a friendlier term for a pedophile? A priest! (3 answers)

 3/28: Have you watched my new YouTube video? (1 answers)

 3/28: Have you seen the ObamaPhone lady? She sings a good song. (1 answers)

 3/28: Keep Obama in President you know, he gave us phone, he gonna do moar! (1 answers)

 3/27: If the National Organization for Marriage (NOM) was willing to hire boxocereal, would she accept the job offer? (1 answers)

 3/27: Marriage is a union between one man and one woman (at a time)! (1 answers)

 3/14: So, what do you think of the new pedophile, Pedophile Francis? Is he better than Pedophile Benedict? Me? I miss Pedophile John Paul II, he was the best pedophile. (4 answers)

 3/11: Give me the usernames of some people on this site that probably have tight @ssholes. (4 answers)

 3/11: What would you do if you saw George W. Bush at McDonald's one day? (5 answers)

 3/10: John Boehner, Eric Cantor and Mitch McConnell in: The Sequester. Rated R, In theaters May 14! (1 answers)

 3/9: Lets invite all the Republicans over and have a Tea Party! (2 answers)

 3/7: Everytime you see a tattoo, think this: all the money that person spent on that tattoo, it could have gone to help cure cancer, to help cure AIDS, to a charity to help poor children and adults, or to some other fine cause. (2 answers)

 3/7: God Hates Tattoos! Love God's Way! (1 answers)

 3/7: Do you hate tattoos? Why not join this Facebook group: facebook.com/pages/I-Hate-Tattoos/137580436277650 This is a group for people who are sick and tired of the War on Skin! Lets fight for the right to look human! (1 answers)

 3/7: Good LORD does that Cher Lloyd chick have a lot of tattews. WTF is wrong with her, you can't even see her skin! (1 answers)

 3/7: Obama 2008! (1 answers)

 3/7: Penis + Ass = Fun. Penis + Vagina = Eww. Vagina + Vagina = WTF? (2 answers)

 3/7: Remember all the times my kitty cat went purr, well now she wants to hiss and curse! Remember all the times my kitty cat went purr you got me got me like this! (2 answers)

 3/1: What's your favorite state? Mine is the State of Denial! (3 answers)

 2/28: Don't you just hate those evil left-wing liberals over at Fox News!? (2 answers)

 2/28: What ever happened to Joseph Merrick (gayguyinsussex)!? (4 answers)

 2/28: BoxOCereal. (2 answers)

 2/17: I'm 9 months pregnant and need to get an abortion PRONTO! Where can I get one? I live in the state of Canada. (4 answers)

 2/27: True or False? Imagine having a stroke and not being told you're no longer a dictator. (3 answers)

 2/25: Woah woah woah wait a minute, George Bush wrote a BOOK!? You mean a word book!? I didn't even know he could READ a book! (2 answers)

 2/21: I have a feeling Peter does not like my "Public" messages. He'd much prefer "Private" messages. XD (Republican joke). (3 answers)

 2/19: The spirit of Massachusetts is the spirit of America, the spirit of whats old and whats new! The spirit of Massachusetts is the spirit of America, the spirit of the red white and blue! (3 answers)

 2/16: I've been hearing rumors that boxocereal has been murdered and eaten by her pet rock. Is this true? (4 answers)

 2/3: YES WE CAN! (2 answers)

 2/3: OH MY BAMA! (1 answers)

 1/31: Somebody peed on my pizza! (3 answers)

 1/31: What's your favorite kind of gun? (3 answers)

 1/31: I've heard rumors that gayguyinsussex likes to smoke. Are they true!? (2 answers)

 1/31: Boxocereal smoke cigarettes? (2 answers)

 1/31: I'm gonna go pet my boxocereal and give cat a bowl of cereal. Wait...strike that, reverse it! (1 answers)

 1/31: My cat just meowed! OMG! (3 answers)

 1/31: Gage just told me he thinks homosexuality is sinful! OMG! (2 answers)

 1/31: Gage just told me he believes marriage is between a man and a woman! OMG! (2 answers)

 1/31: Gage Liberal or Conservative? (2 answers)

 1/31: What doesn't kill cats makes them stronger, hiss and meow much longer! (1 answers)

 1/31: Have you heard? The God Corporation just invented a new kind of man! It has no penis! They call it the Woman! What do you think? (1 answers)

 1/28: Do you live in an Obama state? (3 answers)

 1/25: Shane_Kid a penis owner? (3 answers)

 1/21: Say your cell phone had an antenna shaped like a cereal spoon, would you chew on it then? Boxocereal? (2 answers)

 1/21: What's the difference between an antenna and a tooth pick anyway? (2 answers)

 1/21: Cell phone antenna or dildo? (2 answers)

 1/21: What would you do if you saw your grandma chewing on a cell phone antenna? (2 answers)

 1/21: Do you think Gage chews on cell phone antennas? (2 answers)

 1/21: I bet Peter likes to suck on antennas. Very small antennas from very small devices... (2 answers)

 1/21: Ever SUCK on an antenna!? (1 answers)

 1/21: How about a walkie talkie antenna? Ever chew on that? (1 answers)

 1/21: C'mon, I know there's people here who have, at one point in their life, chewed on a cell phone antenna! (1 answers)

 1/21: Say you got a new cell phone and it had a very long antenna, would you be tempted to chew on it? (1 answers)

 1/21: Have you ever chewed on a cell phone antenna? (1 answers)

 1/15: Do you chew on the antenna on your cell phone? (3 answers)

 1/10: Do you think PasychoSheep would be cuter if he shaved his beard? (1 answers)

 1/7: Say you needed a new kidney and the only compatible donor was Chris Cristie, and becuase he's soo fat you would have to put on 500 pounds before taking the organ, would you do it? (1 answers)

 1/7: Say you needed a new lung and the only compatible donor was boxocereal. Would that work? (1 answers)

 1/7: Ok so say you needed a new organ and the only compatible donor was gayguyinsussex. Would you take it? (1 answers)

 1/7: I love glue! Do you love glee? (1 answers)

 1/5: RIP Governor William Goebel. You will be missed. (1 answers)

 1/5: Do you think the guy that assassinated Governor Goebel should get the death penalty? (1 answers)

 1/5: Who will become Governor of Kentucky now that Governor William Goebel is dead? (1 answers)

 1/5: Do you think Governor Goebel is in a better place now? (1 answers)

 1/5: What would you have done to protect Governor Goebel if you were there? (1 answers)

 1/5: Do you miss Governor Goebel? (1 answers)

 1/5: Do you think they'll ever find the guy who killed Governor Goebel? (1 answers)

 1/5: I miss Governor William Goebel so much I've been crying all day about it :( (1 answers)

 1/5: Are you sad about Governor Goebel's assassination? (1 answers)

 1/5: OMG HAVE YOU HEARD? Governor Goebel (Governor Elect of Kentucky) was assassinated :( I cant believe it he would have been such a good Governor. (1 answers)

 1/3: Oh this is one fine day to be nude! Yea this is one fine day to be nude! The birds are singing "Clinton have a wonderful spring"! And people walkin' by can stop and look at my thing! (2 answers)

 1/3: What do you think about Barack Who's Sane Obama? (2 answers)

 1/3: ROMNEY/RYAN, CAN WE FIX IT? ROMNEY/RYAN, NO WE CANT! SO FVCKEN BUSY BUT NOT MUCH TO DO! CAMPAIGN ON LYING MAKES THEM COOL! MITT AND THE GANG HAVE SO MUCH FUN! WORKING TOGETHER THEY GET NOTHING DONE! (1 answers)

 1/3: When I was a little biddy boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy, silver balls attached to a thing, she told me it was a dildo. (1 answers)

 1/3: You will not believe this, but there is a politician, his name is Barney Frank, who is GAY!!!!!!!!!! He's serving in the House of Pain...I mean Representatives! (2 answers)

 1/3: A woman walks into Boxocereal's house and asks "wtf with all the cereal, it looks like a God damn Kellogs factory in here". Boxocereal, angry, screams "GO FVCK YOURSELF YOU SLUT"! (1 answers)

 1/3: A man walks into Gage's house and asks "is this not the biggest penis you ever seen". Gage replies "yea it's big". The man, angry, screams "FVCK YOU I ASKED IF IT WAS THE BIGGEST"! (2 answers)

 1/3: A man walks into a vet with his cat and asks "is this not the most beautiful cat you've ever seen". The vet replies saying "yes its a beautiful cat". The man, angry, says "I ASKED IF IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FVCKING CAT (1 answers)

 1/1: Tell me about your ding-a-ling! (3 answers)

 2013 (3 answers)

 12/31: Happy YOU Years Gay! (3 answers)

 12/31: Does Gage smoke? (3 answers)

 12/31: Is gayguyinsussex gay?2 (3 answers)

 12/31: There's rumors going around that boxocereal and that hazle chick are sisters. What do you think? (3 answers)

 12/31: Have you ever pirated a piece of software? What one? (3 answers)

 12/31: So, what are you doing for St. Pattyricks day today? (3 answers)

 12/31: Is Jeff gay? (3 answers)

 12/31: What do you think this website is worth (I'm estimating $100-200)? (3 answers)

 12/31: If elected, Gage promised he would require all teachers to have at least one visible tattoo! (2 answers)

 12/31: Why does President Gage oppose taxing the rich? (2 answers)

 12/31: Vote for Al Gore, he helps boxocereal! (1 answers)

 12/31: Vote for Al Gore, he helps the poor! (1 answers)

 12/31: Vote for the poor, they help Al Gore! (1 answers)

 12/30: What's the difference between a ceiling fan and a person with tattoos? One is an object with absolutely no intelligence what-so-ever designed to be hung from the ceiling, and the other is just a ceiling fan! (2 answers)

 12/29: What would you do if your best friend brought a ton of mice into your house, blinded three of them with an ice pick, cut their tails off with a carving knife, then asked "have you or have you not ever seen such a sight in your life"? (2 answers)

 mitt (3 answers)

 12/24: What's your favorite mobile data network? CDMA, GSM, UMTS, EVDO, GPRS, EDGE, IDEN, WiMAX, or LTE? (2 answers)

 12/22: I have one Christmas wish, please unfriend and block BrianLovesShair for ME. He blocked me for no reason and it has ruined my holiday. It will put my mind at ease if I see his friend count go down. Thank you and Merry Christmas! (3 answers)

 12/22: If you could prevent one mass shooting, which would it be? Sandy Hook, Columbine, Virginia Tech, or Aurora Theater? (1 answers)

 12/22: How many guns do you own? (2 answers)

 12/22: What do you think about gun control? (2 answers)

 12/22: Who hates BrianLovesShair? ME! (2 answers)

 12/22: That stupid piece of **** BrianLovesShair blocked me. I hope that mother****ers hard drive blows up while he's upgrading to Windows 8 and he looses all of his porn! (2 answers)

 12/22: What version of Windows 8 did you "buy"? (2 answers)

 12/22: Windows 8 isn't too bad, I do prefer my OSx86 setup, but Windows 8 has some nice things too. What do you think about Windows 8? (1 answers)

 12/22: Stop Hate, Install Windows 8! (1 answers)

 12/22: OMG, have you heard? They're having a super deal on Windows 8 at The Pirate Bay Online Store! I just got mine for the incredibly low price of $0.00! Better hurry up before they're all gone!!! (1 answers)

 12/11: Why does gayguyinsussex hate Obama so much? What has Obama ever done to gayguyinsussex? (4 answers)

 12/11: One Two Romney's Coming For You! Three Four Better Fvck Your Whore! Five Six Better Suck Some Dicks! Seven Eight Better Masturbate! Nine Ten Never Sweep Again! (1 answers)

 12/11: Who's richer, Mark Lonnagan or Mitt Romney? (1 answers)

 12/10: Say you walked into church one Sunday then realized "hey, what the **** am I doing in a God damn church!?" What would you do!? (2 answers)

 12/10: Say you walked into church one Sunday and the priest had a rifle and said "I'LL ****ING KILL YOU IF YOU DONT RECITE MATTHEW 19:20-24 IMMEDIATELY! What would you do!? (3 answers)

 12/10: Say you walked into church one Sunday and the priest was naked but, everyone else was just sitting there listening to him yap about Jesus and didn't seem to mind. What would you do? (3 answers)

 12/10: Say you walked into church one Sunday and the priest was pooping on the pews and wiping his butt with bible pages. What would you do? (2 answers)

 12/10: Say you walked into church one Sunday and, for once, the priest was NOT raping anyone! What would you do!? Would you faint!? It's a miricle! (2 answers)

 12/10: Say you walked into church one Sunday and seen the priest raping a little boy. What would you do? (2 answers)

 12/10: Say you were in church one Sunday and someone walked in with a rifle and said "this is a hold up, I want all the bibles". What would you do? (2 answers)

 12/10: Say you were in church one Sunday and you were talking to the preacher then all of a sudden you threw up on him, what would you do? (2 answers)

 12/10: Why doesn't John Boehner ever smile? (3 answers)

 12/10 Jump down burn a clown throw up in a c0ckpit, jump down burn a clown throw up in a bank, oh baby throw up in a c0ckpit, oh baby throw up in a bank! (3 answers)

 12/7: I wonder what kind of sexual things Gage has done with Paul LePage? (3 answers)

 12/7: Would Mitt Romney eat cereal out of Boxocereal's toilet? (3 answers)

 12/7: ILove4H. (5 answers)

 12/7: Can a toilet bowl be used as a cereal bowl. Like if I remove all the water, pour a few gallons of milk in and pour some Lucky Charms in. Could I use the plunger as a spoon? (2 answers)

 12/7: What would Boxocereal do if I break into her home and steal all her cereal? (2 answers)

 12/7: I just snuck into Boxocereal's ome and found a piano! OMG! So I opened the back and poured cereal into it! (3 answers)

 12/7: What would Boxocereal do if someone had poured out all her milk and filled the container with bleach? (3 answers)

 12/7: Do you approve of the Affordable Cereal Act, also known as Oboxocare? (2 answers)

 12/7: Have you heard!? President Boxocereal passed the Affordable Cereal Act which requires all Americans to eat cereal and provides free cereal to poor Americans! (2 answers)

 12/7: If elected, will Boxocereal give all Americans access to affordable cereal? (2 answers)

 12/7: Boxocereal for President 2016! (3 answers)

 11/27: What flavor would my dick have to be for you to suck it? (3 answers)

 11/27: What's a good health insurance plan that covers dick flavoring? (2 answers)

 11/27: I wonder if they can flavor boobs? (2 answers)

 11/27: What's your opinion on dick "flavoring" surgery? (3 answers)

 11/27: Would you ever get your dick "flavored"? (2 answers)

 11/27: There's rumors going around that Mitt Romney went to a body modification shop and had his penis "flavored" for his wife Ann. I didn't even know that was possible! WOW! Would you suck Romney's "flavored" dick? (2 answers)

 11/27: Say one day you saw Mitt Romney get out of his limo and come up to you and start kissing you. Would you be freaked? What would you do? Would you sue? (2 answers)

 11/27: How much would you pay to see Mitt Romney naked? (2 answers)

 11/27: One Two Romney's Coming For You! Three Four Better **** Your Whore! Five Six Better Suck Some Dicks! Seven Eight Better Masturbate! Nine Ten Never Sleep With Hens! (2 answers)

 11/27: I love you so much! I want to suck your dick (or your boobs) and **** your ass (or your vagina)! THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU! YES YOU! I WILL MARRY YOU SOME DAY! I WILL BUY YOU A HOUSE AND A CAR! WILL YOU BE MINE 4EVER? (2 answers)

 11/19: My beautiful kitten died tonight. (7 answers)

 11/18: If you had to sleep with one politician, who would you pick? (3 answers)

 11/18: Would you ever have sex with a politician? (5 answers)

 11/18: Would you rather have cold hearted cash or a warm hearted cat? (3 answers)

 11/17: So, how did you celebrate MLK day yesterday? (3 answers)

 11/16: If Chris Christie offered you $1 million dollars to carry him home on your back, would you? (3 answers)

 11/16: If Gage Lonnagan offered you 1 million Fords to have sleep with him, would you? (4 answers)

 11/16: If George W. Bush offered you 1 million weapons of mass destruction to sleep with him in his Texas home, would you? (2 answers)

 11/16: If Bill Clinton offered you $1 million dollars to ride his dick, would you? (2 answers)

 11/16: If Ronald Reagan's ghost offered you $1 million dollars to have sex with his corpse, would you? (2 answers)

 11/16: If Fred Phelps daughter Shirley Phelps offered you 1 million bibles to have sex with her, would you? (2 answers)

 11/16: If Rick Scott offered you $1 million dollars to lick his bald head for ten minutes straight, would you? (1 answers)

 11/16: If Ron Paul offered you $1 million dollars worth of marijuana to make out with him for ten minutes straight, would you? (2 answers)

 11/16: If Mitt Romney offered you $1 million dollars to walk up to a bell ringer at Wal-Mart, pull out your dick and masturbate into the coin jar she's holding, would you? (1 answers)

 11/16: If Jerry Springer offered you $1 million to suck his dick and lick his microphone in a porno, would you? (1 answers)

 11/16: If Rick Santorum offered you $1 million dollars in exchange for 1 hour alone with your child, would you accept? Remember, Rick Santorum is Catholic! (2 answers)

 11/16: If Rick Perry offered you $1 million dollars to suck his dick, would you? (2 answers)

 11/15: Does your state have a Democratic governor or a Republican governor? (3 answers)

 11/7: Democrats in the Senate! Democrats in the White House! (2 answers)

 11/7: Now I can get married in Maine and smoke weed in Colorado! (4 answers)

 11/7: So how's that hopey changey thing workin' out for ya? (2 answers)

 10/27: Does UnknoWnMisfit01's wife know he comes here? (4 answers)

 JUMP JUMP JUMP EVERYBODY JUMP JUMP JUMP EVERYBODY JUMP JUMP JUMP EVERYBODY JUMP JUMP JUMP EVERYBODY JUMP JUMP JUMP EVERYBODY JUMP JUMP JUMP EVERYBODY JUMP JUMP JUMP (4 answers)

 10/26: What would you do if Mitt Romney raped you, got you pregnant, and banned abortion so you couldn't abort it? (2 answers)

 10/25: How will Mitt Romney address the issue of constipation? (4 answers)

 10/25: What do you do when you come across a Romney/Ryan lawn sign on the side of the sidwalk? Me? I kick that piece of **** over! (3 answers)

 10/24: Oh yea I! Tell you somethin'! I think you'll understand! When I! Say that somethin'! I wanna suck your dick! I wanna suck your dick! I wanna suck your dick! (3 answers)

 10/24: What would you honestly do if Obama came knocking on your door one day and when you answered he asked you if you'd like to have sex with him? (2 answers)

 10/24: Say Obama is killed by a right wing lunatic. His body is then sent to a funeral parlor to be embalmed, but the mortician refuses to embalm him because he's a Romney supporter. Would YOU embalm Obama? (2 answers)

 10/24: What would you do if they banned abortion and you were just raped and impregnated!? Would you resort to an unsafe abortion with a clothes hanger? (2 answers)

 10/24: As expected, Richard Mourdock is a Republican AND a Mitt Romney supporter! (2 answers)

 10/24: Richard Mourdock just said that abortion should be banned even in cases of rape because "God intended for you to be raped"! Yup, he ACTUALLY SAID THAT, LOOK IT UP! What do you think about him now? (2 answers)

 10/23: What is Niko Bellic's opinion on the capitalized W in UnknoWnMisfit01? (3 answers)

 10/23: If Mitt Romney promised to uncapitalize the W in UnknoWnMisfit01, would you vote for him? (2 answers)

 10/23: Why is the W in UnknoWnMisfit01 capitalized? (4 answers)

 10/23: Why is there so much crime in Liberty City? (2 answers)

 10/23: I think I'm gonna move to Las Venturas. I just cant take Liberty City much anymore! There are no tanks in this city! (2 answers)

 10/23: Julio Ochoa or Mitt Romney? (2 answers)

 10/23: If the election for mayor of Liberty City were held today, would you reelect Julio Ochoa for a second term? (2 answers)

 10/23: Why is American life so hard for Niko Bellic? (2 answers)

 10/23: Who killed CJ's mom? (1 answers)

 10/23: Who took Tommy Vercetti's cocaine? (2 answers)

 10/22: Would you rather be laid on or laid off? (3 answers)

 10/22: Would you ever have sex with Sarah Palin? (4 answers)

 10/21: Say your boyfriend leaves you, then dies in an accident shortly after. Would you consider taking a dump on his grave? (4 answers)

 10/21: You don't, wanna fvck with Shady. Cause shady, will fvcking kill you! (3 answers)

 10/21: Met a boy, thought he was grand! Fell in love, found out first hand! It went well for a week or two, then it all came unglued... He fvcking hates me! LA LA LA LA! (3 answers)

 10/19: What would you do if you walked in on Mitt Romney masturbating to a picture of your boyfriend? (4 answers)

 10/19: What would you do if you walked in on your boyfriend masturbating to a picture of Mitt Romney? (2 answers)

 10/15: Smoke a bowl, pop a Vic, shoot some 'roids or suck a dick? (4 answers)

 10/8: If the election were held today and the candidates were Barack Obama, the Democrat, and Mitt Romney, the Retard, for who would you vote? (5 answers)

 10/7: What kind of politicians are more likely to engage in the act of giving cleaveland steamers? Democrats or Republicans? I think Republicans, since they're already filthy dirty criminals. (2 answers)

 10/7: Say Mitt Romney promised to give you a cleaveland steamer if you let him have the next RNC at your house, would you? (2 answers)

 10/7: There's rumors going around that Gage likes getting cleaveland steamers from John Kerry. What do you think? (2 answers)

 10/7: Om nom nom, cleaveland steamers! (2 answers)

 10/7: Say you HAD to either vote for Mitt Romney or get a cleaveland steamer, which would you choose and why? (2 answers)

 10/7: What's your favorite thing about cleaveland steamers? (2 answers)

 10/7: Why are cleaveland steamers so steamy? (2 answers)

 10/7: Say you HAD to get a cleaveland steamer from either George Bush or Al Gore, who would you choose and why? (2 answers)

 10/7: True or False: Politicians give the best cleaveland steamers? (2 answers)

 10/7: Who would you rather recieve a cleaveland steamer from, Mitt Romney or Newt Gingrich? (2 answers)

 10/7: What would you do if you walked into your bedroom one day and Mitt Romney was giving Rick Santorum a cleaveland steamer on your bed? (2 answers)

 10/6: What would you do if you just found out that Ronald Reagan returned from Hell in order to cast a vote for Mitt Romney? (2 answers)

 10/4: What would you do if you just found out that Gage's father is good friends with Mitt Romney? (3 answers)

 10/4: What would you do if you just found out that the owner of this website was voting for Mitt Romney? (5 answers)

 10/4: What would you do if you just found out that Mitt Romney's car elevator had broken and crushed one of his Caddillacs? (3 answers)

 10/4: What would you do if you just found out that Mitt Romney has an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dotted pee pee? (3 answers)

 10/4: What would you do if you just found out that boxocereal was arrested for committing voter fraud, she was trying to vote for Mitt Romney multiple times? (3 answers)

 10/4: What would you do if you just found out that Mitt Romney has more money than you? (5 answers)

 10/4: I can haz mor(m)on prez? (2 answers)

 10/4: What would you do if you just found out that Mitt Romney only cares about rich hotshot bankers? (3 answers)

 10/4: What would you do if you just heard that Mitt Romney was arrested for cutting off little boys dicks and selling them, at discount price, to George Bush? (3 answers)

 10/4: What would you do if you went to vote and the only option was Mitt Romney. There was no option for Obama? (2 answers)

 9/21: Say the government offered you a direct line to former president George W. Bush. What would you do? Would you call him everyday? What would you say? (3 answers)

 9/19: Have you heard the new song about Terri Schiavo? It goes: Terri Schiavo! She's kind of alive-o! The most expensive plant you'll ever see! (2 answers)

 9/19: If Terri Schiavo is a vegetable, does that mean I can eat her? Om nom nom. Human flavored. (2 answers)

 8/28: One two Romneys coming for you, three four better lock your door! (2 answers)

 8/20: How likely will you trick or treat today? (7 answers)

 8/8: Check out my new YouTube video. It's a recommendation from doctors! Very important for YOU to watch, it could save your life! (3 answers)

 8/5: Oh, you better watch out, you better not cry, you better be good, I'm telling you why, Jesus Christ is coming to town! (2 answers)

 8/4: What would you do if Santa brought you a bottle of Morphine for Christmas!? (2 answers)

 8/4: Morphine in the morning, Morphine in the evening, Morphine at supper time! When Morphine's in the pill form you can take Morphine anytime! (2 answers)

 7/29: Math problem 1: Boxocereal is buying an assault rifle. The gun shop is having a back to school sale, each assault rifle comes with 3280 bullets FREE! If boxocereal buys 5 assault rifles, how many bullets will she get? (3 answers)

 7/24: Have you heard Caiden Cowger's radio show? He's a 14-year-old conservative who yaps about how bad being gay is. Someone should remind him the bible also condems tattoos, that should get him off the religious ****. (2 answers)

 7/24: Say you had to have either a pedophile or an adult rapist live next door to you, which would you choose? (3 answers)

 7/24: What would you do if a pedophile moved in next door to you? (4 answers)

 7/23 I have a boyfriend! YAY! (6 answers)

 7/23: So, are you getting an Xbox 260? (4 answers)

 7/22: How exactly does one fvck a filing cabinet!? (4 answers)

 7/21: What would you do if you just found out there was a shortage in the switch on your life support machine in the hospital? (4 answers)

 7/18: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a boxocereal, so eat it maybe? (4 answers)

 7/15: Do you support Proposition H8? (4 answers)

 7/15: Is anyone else here surprised that boxocereal still hasn't answered todays cereal related question of the day? (4 answers)

 7/15: Would you ever have sex with a boxocereal? Like cut a hole in the cardboard and insert your weewee into it!? (4 answers)

 7/15: What's sexyfoxygirl's favorite programming language? (4 answers)

 7/14: What's your favorite Android phone? (4 answers)

 7/13: So I was talking to boxocereal last night and she told me she's dying her hair GREY. YES GREY! I couldn't believe it either! I tried to talk some HTC Sense into her, but she refused to listen! Can someone please talk her out of this! (3 answers)

 7/11: I hear sexyfoxygirl only has one nipple! OMG! (5 answers)

 7/11: I hate cereal! I burn it! (3 answers)

 7/11: Wanna box some cereal? (3 answers)

 7/11: Wanna pop some pills? (5 answers)

 6/26: What's your favorite color cat? (4 answers)

 6/23: How many tattoos does Fred Phelps have? (4 answers)

 6/23: What's your favorite non-drug addicted band or solo singer? (4 answers)

 6/23: What's your favorite drug addicted band or solo singer? (3 answers)

 6/20: What's your opinion on health care in the United States? (5 answers)

 6/18: What FireFox version do you think we'll be up to by this time next month? I'm thinking at least 75.2 or higher. (3 answers)

 6/18: Would you ever sweep with sexyfoxygirl? (4 answers)

 6/12: I just dont understand how someone can be out (gay) and pro-life at the same time. That's like a black guy joining the KKK. You want to be treated equal yet you hate on those who need an abortion? Seriously? (4 answers)

 6/12: Don't you just hate the clowns who claim to be gay yet are pro-life as well. They deserve to be discriminated against, after all they are discriminating themselves against those who have been raped and need an abortion! Sick freaks! (3 answers)

 6/11: I think sexyfoxygirl may be a member of the Anonymous hacking group. (5 answers)

 6/9: What would you do if boxocereal changed her name to Luka Magnotta? (4 answers)

 6/9: What would you do if your favorite cereal started including a religious pamphlet in the box for a church? (3 answers)

 6/8: What would you do if the US Government forced you to hang a sign on your door that said "In God We Trust"? (2 answers)

 6/8: Why not "In Allah We Trust" instead of "In God We Trust". Some people trust in Allah! (3 answers)

 6/8: Do you cross out "In God We Trust" on US currency? (2 answers)

 6/8: Does Gage like Obama or will he vote for Dodge Ramney. (3 answers)

 6/8: I invented a new joke: Dead as an Aborted Fetus. Whenever something is seemingly dead (like a chatroom, or your grandma) say "its dead as an aborted fetus"! (2 answers)

 6/7: What would you do if you (pro-lifers) were raped by a mean ol' rapist and you became pregnant with his baby? Would you change your position or would you give birth and marry the rapist? (2 answers)

 6/7: Say you could only pick one, would you rather rent a home or own a mobile home? (3 answers)

 6/7: What would you do if sexyfoxygirl was actually Luka Magnotta in disguise and he ate the real iWantAnswers then deleted his profile to make it look like he just grew up and left this site but he's actually dead? (2 answers)

 6/7: Did you know that in the UK, all people who own a television set must pay a yearly license fee of nearly $300! I'm serious! What a ****ed up country! (3 answers)

 6/6: I have two words for you: Luka Magnotta! (4 answers)

 6/6: I wonder how many tattoos Luka Magnotta has. I'm sure its ALOT. (3 answers)

 6/6: What would you do if your boyfriend killed you, ate some of you, then mailed the rest of your body to complete strangers? (4 answers)

 6/6: For those of you who think Luka Magnotta is a selfish monster, THINK AGAIN! He's not! He mailed some of the body parts to various Canadian politicians! Sharing is caring! (4 answers)

 6/6: Have you heard about Luka Magnotta? You know, the guy who got hungry one day so he decided to kill his boyfriend with an icepick and eat him. Om nom nom. (4 answers)

 6/5: What's PRIMO's favorite church? (3 answers)

 6/4: Every night before bed you should thank God for abortions. Abortions save lives. Think about it, that baby your friend aborted might have grown up to become a terrorist and the successor to Osama Bin Laden! Abortions save lives! (3 answers)

 6/4: Is there anyone who loves abortions more than me? (2 answers)

 6/4: What's your opinion on Roe v. Wade? (3 answers)

 6/4: Pro lifers: What's your favorite kind of bomb to use when blowing up abortion clinics? (3 answers)

 6/4: What would you do if the government mandated that all pregnant women get an abortion to help control population? (2 answers)

 Abortionists gonna abort. (2 answers)

 6/4: Pro lifers: If I become an abortionist, will you try to kill me? (2 answers)

 6/4: My abortion clinic will be unique because we offer a satisfaction guarantee on all abortions! If you're unhappy with your abortion, we will reinsert the fetus for FREE for up to six months after the abortion! (3 answers)

 6/4: Ok,here's the price chart (based on age of fetus) for my new abortion clinic, tell me what you think: 1-5 months: $699, 6-8 months: $599, 9 months: $549. (2 answers)

 6/4: I want to open an abortion clinic, but I cant decide what to call it. Which of these names should I pick: "Fetus-Be-Gone" or "deFET US"? (2 answers)

 6/4: Do you think I have what it takes to be an abortionist? (3 answers)

 6/4: Math problem 2: A pro-lifer blows up an abortion clinic and kills 26 people. The judge sentences him to 2 months in jail. He behaves good and gets out after serving only 1/3rd of his sentence. How long did he serve? (2 answers)

 6/3: Math problem 1: Judy is having an abortion. The normal price of an abortion is $1000, but Judy has a special rewards card which gives her a 1/3 discount after every 12 abortions. This is Judy's 13th abortion, how much does she pay? (4 answers)

 6/3: What would you do if you were going to have an abortion, you already paid and arrived at the clinic, then found out that I was gonna be the abortionist!? (3 answers)

 6/3: What would you do if you just found out that your grandma just became an abortionist and planned to abort 5 babies at her new clinic tomorrow!? (3 answers)

 5/19: What would you do if you just found out that someone you loved was a pro-lifer and planned on protesting the abortion clinic you were going to to have your rapists baby aborted? (2 answers)

 5/19: I wonder if Shane_Kid is pro-life or pro-choice? Hmm. I'm thinking pro-life as abortions can get messy. But then again, so can births. Maybe he doesn't have an opinion on it. (2 answers)

 5/19: Which is worse, a regular murderer or a pro-lifer? A pro-lifer. Think about it. A regular murderer will only kill one person but a pro-lifer wants to kill millions of DOCTORS! (2 answers)

 5/19: It should be illegal for pro-lifers to drive. Think about it, if pro-lifers couldn't drive, they wouldn't be able to get to the aborton clinics they plan on bombing. (2 answers)

 UnknoWnMisfit01: I kinda gotta go with what boxocereal said.
 boxocereal: I don't understand why some think it's ok to bomb these buildings potentially killing people ...yet they think killing fetuses is wrong.
 5/19: Pro-lifers cant masturbate, as thats murder. (2 answers)

 5/19: Why are there so many GAY pro-lifers? Do you clowns not realize these pro-lifers are the same sickos that hate your guts? (2 answers)

 5/19: Is your boyfriend pro-life or pro-choice? (2 answers)

 5/19: Some people collect stamps, some people collect fetuses, some people collect license plates. Which do you think I collect? (2 answers)

 5/19: Say the NHTSA just ruled that fetuses are a better alternative to airbags in new vehicles and mandated all new vehicles have FETUSES instead of airbags in the steering wheel. Would you buy a new vehicle? (2 answers)

 5/17: Pro-lifers: I hate you! Yes you! Right there. You are an evil, rape loving, dirt bag and should be forced to go live in Saudi Arabia where you belong! (2 answers)

 5/17: What would you do if your boyfriend left you for a fetus? (2 answers)

 5/17: No Trespassing, violators will be shot. Pro-lifers will be shot again! (2 answers)

 5/17: What would you do if a piece of **** pro-lifer tried to force you to keep a pregnancy you got from a rape? (3 answers)

 5/17: Have you ever compared your sanity to a pro-lifers? You'll notice you are far more sane. (2 answers)

 5/17: Which is worse, raping someone or forcing someone to keep a rapists baby? (2 answers)

 5/17: What's the difference between a pedophile and a pro-lifer? Nothing. Both are rape loving pieces of ****. The pedophile likes raping children while the pro-lifer believes women should be stuck with a rapists baby. (1 answers)

 5/16: According to pro-lifers, if you get pregnant from a rape, that's punishment from God for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. You should be forced to keep that baby! (2 answers)

 5/16: Which is worse, a pro-lifer or a necrophile? (1 answers)

 5/16: How come if its us its an abortion but if its a chicken its an omlet? (2 answers)

 5/16: How many pro-lifers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3. One to remove the old burnt out lightbulb, one to fight for the rights of the burnt out bulb and one to screw in the new bulb. (1 answers)

 5/15: Way to many pro life clowns on this website, WAY TO MANY. Funny how they support the "right to life" yet when the baby is born to a poor mother, they dont support the mother getting any welfare to care for it. Real "pro life" (2 answers)

 5/14: Math Problem 10: Say Shane_Kid accidently touches a doorknob without disinfecting it first. Assuming he needs 1500 sessions of therapy to get over this and each session cost $60.00, how much will he pay? (1 answers)

 5/14: Math Problem 9: Say Shane_Kid punched you and got 5 specs of dirt on his fist.. It takes him 20 years to get over a single spec. How many years would it take him to get over the dirt from punching you? (1 answers)

 5/14: Math Problem 8: Say Shane_Kid gets so scared of dirt that he wants to start wearing a space suit everywhere. The space suit cost $25,000 + 7% sales tax. How much is the space suit? (1 answers)

 5/14: Math Problem 7: Say Shane_Kid's hair fell out from being washed too frequently. He is now looking for a wig. The wig he likes cost $27.49 but has a 5% discount for people with OCD. How much does he pay? (1 answers)

 5/14: Math Problem 6: Say Shane_Kid brushes his teeth 500 times a day. One roll of toothpaste gets him 10 brushes. How many roles of toothpaste does he use daily? (1 answers)

 5/14: Math Problem 5: Say Shane_Kid moves into his own house and receives his first water bill. The bill claims he's used 956,232,409 gallons of water. Each gallon cost $3.00. How much is his bill? (1 answers)

 5/14: Math Problem 4: Say Shane_Kid was elected President and decided to have a shower installed into the oval office. The shower cost $5,000, but he receives a President discount of 10%. How much does he save? (2 answers)

 5/14: Math Problem 3: Say Shane_Kid gets over his obsessive cleanliness but still has a closet filled with 5000 bars of soap. He decides to throw away half of them, and donate 1/3 of whats remaining to charity. How many are left for him? (1 answers)

 5/14: Math Problem 2: Say Shane_Kid is diagnosed with OCD for his obsessive cleanliness and is required to take 3 different medications 4 times daily to treat it. How many pills will Shane_Kid take daily? (1 answers)

 5/14: Math Problem: Say Shane_Kid takes a shower every 30 minutes, how many showers does he take daily? (3 answers)

 5/11: What would you do if you had a President that supported gay marriage? (2 answers)

 5/10: In America, you get stoned. In Saudi Arabia, stones get YOU! (3 answers)

 5/8: All owls and no humans makes boxocereal a dull boy! (2 answers)

 5/7: Who would you rather sweep with, Lgirl or boxocereal? (3 answers)

 5/3: Say you could shove a penis into one of Justin Bieber's many holes. Which hole would you shove a penis into? (3 answers)

 5/2: Which would you rather own, an oil company or an aluminum foil company? (3 answers)

 4/28: What do you think about child rearing? (2 answers)

 4/26: I think Shane_Kid has an unhealthy obsession with hygiene. In order to cure him, we must throw him in mud! What do you think? (3 answers)

 4/26: My friend just farted on his finger then sniffed it. Does this sound like something you would do? (2 answers)

 4/26: What are some fun things that can be done in the back of a van? (4 answers)

 4/19: What would you do if you got home one day and your boyfriend was dead on the floor with his heart ripped out and a stereo in its place in his chest with a note taped to it that said: My hearts a stereo, it beats for you so listen close? (1 answers)

 4/18: Dark_AleX or Bright_AleX? (2 answers)

 4/18: Hello. (2 answers)

 4/10: What would you do if you just found out that the owner of this website was your father? (4 answers)

 3/30: Pet your ****ing cat, kitten petta! You're the one that loves your kitten, kitten petta! You're a kitten petta I must say, you pet your kitten yesterday! Kitten petta, thats K-I-T-T-E-N PET YOU, KITTEN PETTA! Ya! Pet my cat! (2 answers)

 3/30: Who's boxocereal's favorite deity? (3 answers)

 3/30: What Catholic church do you think Priest Peter works at? (2 answers)

 3/30: What would you do if you came outside one day only to find that someone peed all over the Mitt Romney bumper sticker that you put on your brand new 2012 Mercedes? (2 answers)

 3/30: What would you do if you came outside one day only to find that someone took a dump all over your Rick Santorum lawn sign? (2 answers)

 3/30: Do your balls hang high? Can they reach and touch the sky? Can you throw them at a bird? Can you throw them at a kite? Can you take them out your scrotum and throw them at Rick Santorum? Do your balls hang high? (2 answers)

 3/30: Do your balls hang low? Do they woddle to and frow? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a drunken army soldier? Do your balls hang low? (1 answers)

 3/29: Which would you rather the pilot of your plane be: flying under the influence of alcohol or flying under the influence of religion? Alcohol may lead to a regular crash, but religion led to 9/11! (3 answers)

 3/27: Have sex or make love? (3 answers)

 3/26: I wonder if Gage will ever unblock me? (3 answers)

 3/23: What would you do if you heard someone was breaking into boxocereal's residence and using her cereal spoons as crack spoons? (2 answers)

 3/23: What would you do if you were watching America's Most Wanted and seen a mugshot of a fat man who climbs down peoples chimneys on Christmas Eve, steals their milk and cookies, and leaves coal all over their house? (2 answers)

 3/23: What would you do if you were watching America's Most Wanted and seen absolutely no one you recognize? (1 answers)

 3/23: What would you do if you were watching America's Most Wanted and seen a mugshot of your uncle, who is known for killing anyone he catches watching America's Most Wanted, and he suddenly walks in with a shotgun and sees you watching it? (1 answers)

 3/23: What would you do if you were eating popcorn and watching America's Most Wanted with your boyfriend and see a mugshot of your boyfriend who is known for poisoning popcorn, and suddenly you start feeling sick... (2 answers)

 3/23: What would you do if you just watched America's Most Wanted and seen a mugshot of your best friend who they claim is an extremely dangerous serial killer? (1 answers)

 3/23: What would you do if you just received credible information that the credible information you received about boxocereal and iWantAnswers is fake? (1 answers)

 3/23: What would you do if you just received credible information that boxocereal is a murderer and is hunting down Student members in an attempt to force them to eat cereal until they explode? (1 answers)

 3/23: What would you do if you just received credible information that iWantAnswers is a murderer and is hunting down Student members in an attempt to stab them to death with a spoon? (1 answers)

 3/23: What would you do if you just found out iWantAnswers deleted his profile and left because he had killed someone and the police put him in prison? (1 answers)

 3/23: Are you capable of murder? (1 answers)

 3/21: Are you voting for President Obama this year? (3 answers)

 3/21: How much do you love President Obama? Me? I think he's an amazing president, I love him like a brother! (2 answers)

 3/21: I MISS iWantAnswers! Please someone, bring him back. PLEASE! Bring him back from the dead! I Beg God to revive him, tell God it wasn't his fault he was drinking and driving, Rick Santorum forced him to do it! (2 answers)

 3/15: Invest vs Incest? (2 answers)

 3/14: Baby you can pet my cat. Yes she's gonna eat a rat. Baby you can pet my cat. And baby I love you. Meow Meow Meow Meow Yeah! (2 answers)

 3/12: Would you ever sweep with iWantAnswers? (2 answers)

 3/11: Bill Maher for President? (2 answers)

 3/10: Please comment my bulletins. (2 answers)

 3/9: Peter likes to CHIL with CHILdren! (3 answers)

 3/8: I just found a really old can of Off from the 80s or earlier! You know, the ones that used CFC's in the can. Should I spray it up into the Ozone layer? (2 answers)

 3/8: I MOTHER ****ING WANT ****ING DAMNED ASS ANSWERS! (4 answers)

 3/6: The only thing cooler than drinking and driving is drinking, texting and driving, all at the same time! Imagine that, a cup of vodka in one hand, a cell phone in the other! What a great way to multitask! (3 answers)

 3/5: What would you do if you woke up one morning and Ronald Reagan was in your bedroom, pointing to your wall and saying "tear down this wall"? (3 answers)

 3/4: What would you do if Barack Obama asked you and Peter to have a threesome with him? (3 answers)

 3/4: What would you do if Barack Obama took off his pants and underwear in front of you and you seen he had both his penis and his ass pierced? (4 answers)

 3/4: What would you do if Barack Obama took off his shirt in front of you and you seen he had both his nipples and his belly button pierced? (3 answers)

 3/4: What would you do if Barack Obama said to you "bitch, suck on my wiener" (3 answers)

 3/4: Would you ever have sex with Barack Obama? (3 answers)

 3/2: Say you got home one day and on your desk was a line of crack, a bottle of pills, a tab of LSD, and a joint. What would you do? (4 answers)

 3/2: Have you ever done marijuana? (5 answers)

 3/2: I was last, in my class. Barely passed, at the institute. Now I'm trying to avoid, yea I'm trying to avoid, a malpractice suit! (2 answers)

 3/1: I FINALLY made it through med school, somehow I made it through! I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two! (4 answers)

 2/29: Just Say Yes to Drugs (because drugs are expensive, and if some hot boy is giving them to you then he probably likes you)! (3 answers)

 2/29: Do you think I_LOVE_MY_DAUGHTER really loves his daughter? (4 answers)

 2/28: What's your username on chimpout.com? I'm not a Conservative so I don't go to chimpout.com, but I'm sure there's plenty of conservatives here that use it. (3 answers)

 2/28: I just gave birth to my baby, but I don't like it. Can I still abort it? (3 answers)

 2/28: Christians are supposed to be kind and loving, so, to all the Christian's on this site, can you please answer all of my questions? Remember, Jesus knows when you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake! (4 answers)

 2/28: If I give you $5, will you answer all of my questions? (5 answers)

 2/28: I wonder what Peter thinks about Prick Santorum? (3 answers)

 2/27: Do you wave to your microwave? (3 answers)

 2/26: I'm 9 months pregnant and I need to have an abortion! Where can I get an abortion? (4 answers)

 2/26: I think Rick Santorum hates me :( What can I do? (4 answers)

 2/20: Wouldn't it be funny if someone hacked Student and changed "Relationship with a girl" to "Relationship with a goat". That would be funny! (9 answers)

 2/14: What would you do if a child molester broke into your home in an attempt to molest your children but then seen that you had no children so he decided to molest YOU instead!? (9 answers)

 2/14: What would you do if Jack Daniels called and asked you to join him at the bar? (6 answers)

 2/6: What's your credit card number? My dildo broke in half in Gage's ass and I need to buy a new one PRONTO! (4 answers)

 2/5: This site is like a cancer survivor, it thinks its going to live forever but its actually going to die very soon. (6 answers)

 2/3: Have you ever called the suicide hotline and told the person that you're going to commit suicide unless the person on the line has phone sex with you? (5 answers)

 1/19: I Mexican and I pet cat for 10 cent, yes? (6 answers)

 1/19: Did you like today's question about April Fools jokes? (5 answers)

 1/19: Do you support or oppose SOPA (Support Online Pedophilia Act). (6 answers)

 1/15: I fantasize about iWantAnswers basement daily. What could this mean? (4 answers)

 1/14: There's rumors going around that boxocereal may have gills. What do you think? (4 answers)

 1/14: Nuclear warfare or Mitt Romney. Which is worse. Oh wait a minute! If you vote for Mitt Romney, you'll get both! Cause that piece of **** will use nuclear warfare! (4 answers)

 1/14: AIDS or Mitt Romney. Which is worse? (3 answers)

 1/14: Mitt Romney for HELL 2012! Lets get him elected. He'll do GREAT in HELL. MITT ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT OF HELL! (2 answers)

 1/13: Who's dumber, Mitt Romney or his brother, George Bush? (4 answers)

 1/13: Vote for Obama, Peter likes Obama! (4 answers)

 1/13: Vote for Rick Perry, he'll get you buried! (2 answers)

 1/13: Vote for Mitt Romney, he'll screw the economy! (2 answers)

 1/13: Vote for Ron Paul, he has big balls! (2 answers)

 1/13: Who are you voting for? If it's Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney or Rick Perry, you need professional help. (4 answers)

 1/13: What would you say if student66 ran for President? Would you vote for her? (3 answers)

 1/13: Jesus Christ for President? (7 answers)

 1/13: How about Rich Perry, have you seen his anti-gay commercial? It's called "Strong". (4 answers)

 1/13: Do you think iWantAnswers would vote for Newt Getrich? (4 answers)

 1/13: Rick Santorum said a kid is better off with a father in prison than a gay father. What do you think? (3 answers)

 1/13: Every time you don't answer one of my questions, God votes for Rick Santorum! (2 answers)

 1/12: Ron Paul 2012? (3 answers)

 1/11: I hate Mitt Romney, do you? (6 answers)

 1/6: Do you think boxocereal would marry me if I owned a cereal factory? (3 answers)

 1/4: How do I get PP_Licker to like me and talk to me? He rarely talks to me :( (4 answers)

 1/4: Wanna do it? (3 answers)

 1/3: Wanna sweep together? :) (4 answers)

 1/2: What would you do if someone, like, for example, the president of a tobacco company, tied you down and forced you to smoke cigarettes until you became addicted? (4 answers)

 1/2: What would you seriously say if iWantAnswers changed his username to iWantAids? (3 answers)

 1/2: There's rumors going around that Gage (GageAlainLonnagan) may be a homosexual. I don't know for certain but we need to keep our eyes open! (3 answers)

 1/2: I just realized I've asked 1000 questions! Wow! (3 answers)

 1/1: What would you do if you had a retarded mailman? (4 answers)

 1/1: Do you think boxocereal would be mad if someone were to mistake her for a box of cereal and eat her? (2 answers)

 1/1: Imagine a straight guy in Sussex!? (3 answers)

 2012 (2 answers)

 12/31: It's New Queers Eve! (2 answers)

 12/31: Have you ever had sex with a jack hammer? (3 answers)

 12/31: What now brown owls!? (2 answers)

 12/31: I've just figured out iWantAnswers age, its 12+20-20+5-4+6 then multiply your answer by 4 then add 4 years then subtract 2. (4 answers)

 12/31: What would you do if you just heard that iWantAnswers is an alien from outside space!? (4 answers)

 12/31: There are rumors going around that iWantAnswers was in WW2, what do you think? (3 answers)

 12/31: This is how iWantAnswers would say "curiosity killed the cat": "curiosity terminated the felis catus". (4 answers)

 12/31: Do you like Brent Fuking Keever (profile: boneless)? (3 answers)

 12/29: I no longer associate with Gage as I found out he's a two timing ass who only likes three people on this site and two are dirtbags. He believes everyone else is a "stranger who causes trouble". (5 answers)

 12/29: What would you do if you stepped on one of iWantAnswers toy rocket ships he carelessly left on the floor and it hurt your foot? Would you be mad at him? Would you spank him? (3 answers)

 12/29: What would you do if you heard boxocereal spontaneously combusted? (3 answers)

 12/27: Jehovah's Witnesses say they can CURE homosexuality! Isn't that great!? Now if only they can find a cure for the diseases they leave on your door after knocking on it. (3 answers)

 12/26: Do you support may garriage? I don't. (3 answers)

 12/25: It's His birthday! Have you said happy birthday to Him? (2 answers)

 12/24: JESUS CHRIST(MAS)! TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS AND I HAVEN'T EVEN BOUGHT BOXOCEREAL THE CEILING FAN I PROMISED HER! OH NO! (2 answers)

 12/23: Christian's don't know proper grammar, they always capitalize pronouns in the middle of sentences. The words his, him and he are NOT supposed to be capitalized unless they are at the BEGINNING of a sentence, Christians! (3 answers)

 12/23: Have you ever read His book? (2 answers)

 12/23: Which do you prefer, Cluckin' Bell or Freckle Bitches? (3 answers)

 12/23: ****-a-dittle-doo its time for chicken! ****-a-dittle-doo its time for a feast! Eat a 90 piece bucket you can tell! He's been to Cluckin' Bell! (3 answers)

 12/23: Religion has actually convinced iWantAnswers that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything he says every minute of every day and the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want iWantAnswers to do! (4 answers)

 12/23: You want it? Baby I got it. You need it? Baby come get it. (2 answers)

 12/22: What would you do if you just found out PP_Licker is also an FBI agent and is Gage's assistant and owned a semi automatic rifle and was gonn aim it at your head until you admit you are involved with the Mexican drug cartel? (2 answers)

 12/22: What would you do if you just found out Gage was an FBI agent and was going to arrest you for your connections to the Mexican drug cartel? (2 answers)

 12/22: Do you know how to fly a bike? (3 answers)

 12/21: Life in prison without the possibility of parole = out in 20 years. (4 answers)

 12/21: Atheist kitten doesn't believe! (4 answers)

 12/21: Yes it's true I hate tattoos they make me want to ****ing puke when I see them on a guy it makes me want to ****ing cry. (1 answers)

 12/21: Does anyone else think the Paramount Pictures logo looks like a good butt plug? (1 answers)

 12/21: What would you say if Peter came up to you and said "I'll give you my brand new Ford truck if you let me have just one hour with your new 1 week old infant!"? (1 answers)

 12/21: What would you say if someone bought you a gift certificate to a tattoo parlor for Christmas? I would say "Wow, thank you! This will look PERFECT in between the empty soda bottle and the candy wrapper in my trash can!" (1 answers)

 12/21: Would you rather have: AIDS or tattoo's? I think you know which one I would pick (tattoo's, cause I'm not a psycopath that wants a ****ing disease). (1 answers)

 12/21: Do owls have tattoos? (1 answers)

 12/21: On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a tattoo removal machine! On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 2 trained professionals and a tattoo removal machine! :-) If only there was enough room here to continue! (1 answers)

 12/20: The War on Drugs is over, and drugs won! (1 answers)

 12/20: The first amendment guarantees separation of Church and state, but the conservatives only know how to read the second amendment! (1 answers)

 12/20: To all of you with tattoos: better invest in a really good air conditioner before you die, you're going to need it where you're going! (1 answers)

 12/20: Since it's so close to the birthday of our Lord and Savior, I thought I'd quote a good line from the Bible: "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print or tattoo any marks upon you: I am the Lord." (2 answers)

 12/20: I just realzied today is the first day of Hanukkah! Happy Hanukkah! (1 answers)

 12/20: What would you do if someone you know just told you that he or she is a terrorist and is planning to blow up the 300-story Student Center Headquarters building in New York, which also happens to be the tallest building on Earth? (2 answers)

 12/20: Are terrorists terrifying? (3 answers)

 12/20: I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball, well I had a million dollars but I, I spent it all (on a tattooless prostitute, they're extremely expensive and hard to find without tattoos). (2 answers)

 12/20: Tattooless Christmas! (2 answers)

 12/20: iBoy2G has not taken the aids test, and neither have you. Click the link to the right to take the aids test, and you should tell iBoy2G to take it as well! (3 answers)

 12/20: Aw, raspberries! GageAlainLonnagan hasn't asked anyone out. Why don't you tag their guestbook and tell them to ask someone out! :-) (3 answers)

 12/20: Aw, shucks! iBoy2G doesn't have aids. Why don't you tag his/her guestbook to tell him about what he's missing?! (2 answers)

 12/19: Why do birds sing so gay? (2 answers)

 12/19: What show am I thinking of that originally had a theme song with the phrase "my happy black guy face" in it but changed it to "my happy moustache face" after just one episode? (2 answers)

 12/18: I can has Peterz? (2 answers)

 12/16: What would you do if you went to get a tattoo of something you liked at a local tattoo shop, but instead the artist tattoo'd a Swastika on you? (3 answers)

 12/16: Do pimps have pimples? (2 answers)

 12/16: Ok so say I was going to have sex with someone with a tattoo on their ass, how would I know which hole to fuk? They have two holes, the ass hole and the hole carved in them by the tattoo artist. (2 answers)

 12/16: What would you do if you just found out that your boyfriend took out a $1 million dollar life insurance policy on you and also bought a shotgun, both on the same day? (2 answers)

 12/16: Does iWantAnswers do any drugs? Does he smoke cigarettes? Does he smoke pot? Does he drink? If so, what does he drink? iWantAnswers! (2 answers)

 12/16: What do they do with the dicks after cutting them off trannies during a sex change operation? I heard the trannies eat them, which gives them immortality. (3 answers)

 12/16: What would you do if you had a boyfriend named Pattyrick and he told you he had an awful c0ckitch? (3 answers)

 12/16: Why does iWantAnswers choose to be smart? (2 answers)

 12/16: What would you do if you had a boyfriend named Pattyrick and one day he said he wants to have a sex change operation and become a girl? (3 answers)

 12/16: Note the post below is just a parody I wrote, I'm not actually an emo wrist cutter ;) (2 answers)

 12/16: I believe I can die! I believe I can end my life! I think about it every night and day! Cut my wrists till they bleed away! I believe I can choke! I believe I can have a stroke! If I just cut my wrists, if I just cut my wrists, I will die!!!!! (2 answers)

 12/15: What would you do if you pulled up a dead hooker in your fish net? (2 answers)

 12/14: Are you sexually attracted to refrigerator door hinges? (2 answers)

 12/14: I have this giant stick down the front of my pants and it wont come out! I keep trying to get it out but its like stuck to my body and its HUGE! What should I do? (1 answers)

 12/14: Since Peter is a Conservative and he rapes children, does that make him a priest? (4 answers)

 12/14: The Conservative agenda: 1) Support guns so they can be used to force people to be Christians at gunpoint. 2) Kill gays with those same guns. 3) Claim guns are very useful. 4) Steal from the poor. 5) Rape children (reserved for priests). (2 answers)

 12/14: Do you support the Conservative agenda? (2 answers)

 12/14: Which do you think Conservatives hate more, gays, blacks or non-Christians? I think right now its gays but lets not forget that it was the Conservatives who founded the KKK, which was also strongly against non-Christians. (3 answers)

 12/14: What would you do if Hitler came back to life as a new person named Rick Perry. Better start thinking cause it already happened. (2 answers)

 12/14: I'm going to promise Rick Perry I'll vote for him if he has sex with me (don't worry, I'm not really gonna vote for him, I'm just gonna say that to trick him). Do you think he'll fall for it? (1 answers)

 12/14: Rick Perry spent millions creating anti gay ads. What a shame, he could have used that money to make anti-tattoo education ads to encourage people to avoid destroying themselves. (1 answers)

 12/14: I bet even Jesus wouldn't vote for Rick Perry! (2 answers)

 12/14: Rick Perry = Mike Huckabee all over again! (1 answers)

 12/14: Rick Perry says that, if elected President, he will fight off the evil gays and help bring Christianity into schools (seriously). Doesn't that just make you wanna run out and vote for him!? (1 answers)

 12/14: I'm sure Peter LOVES Rick Perry. Peter is a republican just like Rick Perry. They probably talk on the phone every night about their homophobic thoughts. (1 answers)

 12/14: What would you say if Gage decided to vote for Rick Perry? (2 answers)

 12/14: Have you seen Rick Perry's new anti-gay commercial? It's called Strong. (2 answers)

 12/14: If you had to vote for either George Bush or Rick Perry, which would you pick? (3 answers)

 12/14: Would you vote for Rick Perry? (2 answers)

 12/14: Do you like Rick Perry? (2 answers)

 12/12: Do you think Lee Harvey Oswald is cute? (5 answers)

 12/11: Do you hate Hillary Clinton? (3 answers)

 12/11: Do you like Obama? (3 answers)

 12/10: I love you! (4 answers)

 12/9: What would you do if you had just bought a Monte Carlo and someone blew it up? (2 answers)

 12/9: What's your least favorite thing about Monte Carlo's? (1 answers)

 12/9: What would you do if someone gave you a Monte Carlo for Hanukkah (but it had to be taken apart so they could give you one piece of it every night for eight nights)? (1 answers)

 12/9: What would you say if someone gave you a Monte Carlo for Christmas? (1 answers)

 12/9: What's your favorite thing about Monte Carlo's? (1 answers)

 12/9: Do you think iWantAnswers have ever been inside a Monte Carlo? (1 answers)

 12/9: Would you ever have sex in a Monte Carlo? (2 answers)

 12/9: Would you ever buy a Monte Carlo? (1 answers)

 12/9: What's your favorite year Monte Carlo? (1 answers)

 12/9: Do you know anyone who has a Monte Carlo? (1 answers)

 12/8: Red Solo cup, you're more then just plastic, you're more then amazing, you're more then fantastic and believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic! (2 answers)

 12/4: Now, red Solo cup is the best recepticle for barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals and you sir do not have a pair of testicles if you prefer drinkin' from glass! (3 answers)

 12/4: Do you like red Solo cups? (4 answers)

 12/4: Red Solo cup! I fill you up! Let's have a party! Let's have a party! Red Solo cup! I lift you up! Proceed to party! Proceed to party! (3 answers)

 12/2: LOL! PETER JUST SAID HE LIKES GEORGE BUSH!! NO LIE!!! OMG WHAT AN IDIOT. (2 answers)

 12/2: LongLiveTheLunatic is a phobe of homos! (3 answers)

 11/30: The duck may swim on the lake, but my daddy owns the lake! (3 answers)

 11/30: Peter just told me he LOVES Obama and wants to come down to America just to visit him in the White House! (7 answers)

 11/30: Do you think the poster below me is an oral pleasure technician? (3 answers)

 11/28: Dont worry all you up-in-the-clouds freaks, I haven't forgotten about you, I will bring you attic questions tomorrow, but for today it's basements! (2 answers)

 11/28: What would you do if your house didn't have a basement? (4 answers)

 11/28: Would you ever buy a house with a basement that's all locked up and can't be entered and there's rumors that there's corpses stored down there but no one knows cause its all locked up? (2 answers)

 11/28: How many rooms does your basement have? (2 answers)

 11/28: What would you do if you went down to your basement one day and "don't get a tattoo" was written in blood on your washing machine? (2 answers)

 11/28: What would you do if you went down to your basement one day and it was flooded? (2 answers)

 11/28: What would you do if you went down to your basement one day and it wasn't there? (2 answers)

 11/28: Would you ever have sex in your basement? (3 answers)

 11/28: What do you think Peter uses his basement for? (3 answers)

 11/28: What do you use your basement for? (2 answers)

 11/28: Does your house have a basement? (2 answers)

 11/26: I'm thinking of becoming a tattoo artist. That way when someone comes into my shop for a tattoo, I can tattoo "I'm a ****ing idiot retarded pimp gangster" on them instead of what they want. (1 answers)

 11/26: So I told that Chalka bitch Peter is a pedophile (as he really is) and guess what? She STILL talks to him! As expected I guess, typical tattoo'd up bitch is also a pedophile, just like all the rest. Who cares if he RAPES CHILDREN, right!? (3 answers)

 11/25: Boxocereal's probably going to kill me after I say this but I have to. I just can't hold it in any more! I... I... I don't like... cereal. (2 answers)

 11/25: Have you ever wanted to just sit back and have a nice boxocereal with Peter? (3 answers)

 11/25: What would you do if your favorite tattoo artist came to your house one day and threw a tattoo gun into your pool? (2 answers)

 11/25: Happy Thanksgiving to all people without tattoos! Sad Thanksgiving to all people with them! Just kidding ;) happy Thanksgiving to all. (2 answers)

 11/25: iWantAnswers! Do you!? (1 answers)

 11/24: What would you do if a tattoo'd up dumb bitch that thinks she's a human but is actually an animal posted a question below yours? (5 answers)

 11/23: The new Sims 3 expansion pack adds tattoos to the game. WTF EA? The game has been around for 11 years and it's been moral all that time, why destroy it now? Thank GOD I didnt buy it or I'd feel guilty for supporting craptoos. (2 answers)

 11/23: Tell me about Peter's pedophile van. (2 answers)

 11/23: Peter just asked me "if I cut the dick off a 6-year-old and then suck it, am I still a child molester?" (4 answers)

 11/20: Do you think Peter would sell his soul to the devil for a 6-year-old? (3 answers)

 11/20: Peter just told me he's not actually a gay guy, he's bi and likes 6-year-old girls too! (2 answers)

 11/20: Oh and something else! Delete all of Peter's child porn! That will make him madder then when we pooped in his jeans! (3 answers)

 11/20: Here's something else to do while in his home. Pour out all his beer and replace it with pee. Then seal the bottles up and put them back in the fridge. Then when Peter comes home from a tiring day of raping and goes to have a beer, he'll puke! (1 answers)

 11/20: Here's what we should do. We should sneak into Peter's house one day when he's not home and poop in all his jeans. Then fold them nicely and put them back in the draw! Peter will get a nice surprise! (1 answers)

 11/20: Peter's wife is a lesbian! The only reason he married her is because she has a 6-year-old boy! (2 answers)

 11/20: Imagine someone punching Peter! How cruel! (1 answers)

 11/20: Hey Peter, wanna go phile some pedo? (1 answers)

 11/20: Who's that pedophile!? It's Peter! (1 answers)

 11/20: If iWantAnswers asks one more question with ****ing lunaticly oversized words, I'll be very mad. (2 answers)

 11/18: Why do bars have parking lots? (2 answers)

 11/18: You have the right to remain stupid, anything you say can and will be ignored! (2 answers)

 11/17: We must cleanse Gage! We shall sneak in at night and remove his tattoos with a sander! That will restore his innocence! (2 answers)

 11/17: I miss the old Gage (the one without tattoos). (2 answers)

 11/17: Why is six afraid of seven? Cause seven has tattoos! (2 answers)

 11/13: God Hates Tattoos! (4 answers)

 11/12: Don't kill yourself boy! You're too damn fine! Let me pull you over and I'll make you mine! We can go to the club! Or a quaint little bar! At the end of the night we'll have sex in a car! (2 answers)

 11/12: Why do people get tattoos? So you got a good reason to call them retarded! (2 answers)