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Did you know that 76.5% of all statistics were made up on the spot?
(38 answers)
Cardtrickster
: Wow.
ahbababoo
: yeah i leleive that
2481632
: haha!
freeeaddys
: hah
soldierof1
: really what a random number
peaceful_poet
: haha was that too?
st0ned88
: even this?
breeze84
: LOL I belive it!
Audi732
: haha funny
LongLiveTheLoud
: haha. Good one. I bet that is really true, though.
MandyLee
: did you know that's totally crap? : )
Angel2Devil2Friend
: That is interesting to think about
hannah_qt
: I thought the percentage was higher
InsaneButGawjus
: lol
Nativehoney54
: yes
boxocereal
: =p
brytwarser
: hahaahh
dcj2004acc
: :-O
phig
: Or, [CITATION NEEDED].
phig
: Really???
alycensord
: lol
mymindkillsme
: Interesting.
imissyou
: no. but the "statistics" percentage in this question sure is made up on the spot.
cherrygirl91
: haha what
all your base are belong to us.
(25 answers)
boxocereal
: ??
custodianofanarchy
: For every great justice take off every zig.
2481632
: that's bad grammar!
freeeaddys
: hah! stupid game
kelsoca
: I beg to differ!
brytwarser
: cool.
mymindkillsme
: If I say so.
JessicaMarie
: huh?
Madden_X_Boy
: i have no idea what youre talkin about
SweetTart999
: Yes I mean No *turns to co conspiritor feefee* Maybe we vote maybe
princess_girl6344
: it depends
jorwinback87
: someone set us the bomb
minnie_saffie
: what
ImJusMee4
: I have heard this somewhere, but I can't recall...
Lord_Xing
: crap I knew 'U.S.' would take over all my bases....bastards.....wait...I am an American, so W00T! (p.s. lol it seems I always stumble into that phrase, its a nice one though)
Rivergem
: What a classic!
NukeTheSiteFromOrbit
: lol never known a girl who knew about that
Jimmyd
: You have no chance to escape make your time.
so there i was . . .
(43 answers)
boxocereal
: Yes.
ahbababoo
: in this room cryin ...was this fate... did i leave it to late.... to say all i had to say...cause im hear with out you... missing you.. thou your gone im still lovin you......i wish i had of said i needed you and i love you...wish i could hear you say i love you to.....but this story is untold.....cause im to affraid to tell you... i wanna be your boo.. scared i will be rejected by the one i love thats you (thats all i could make up of the top of my head)
BlossomingKitsune
: Staring down the horrid blue eyed beast as he stood there my hand shot out for the leash as he took off running. I darted after him. He dodged under the coffee table. I chased him further he leapt through my mother's legs almost tipping her over I shoved passed I had him cornered in the long hall way. I made to grab him he dove between my legs I whiped around. Lunging I takled him to the ground strapping on his leash I dragged him outside as we walked people cooed at how cute he was but I knew the truth. I smiled at a sweet old lady as we returned my mother yelling at me. I unstrapped the leash then to my horror he walked into the kitchen et released his chocolate lemonade explosion. I cried as he smirked evilly at me. Fang was a fitting name for his evil bit deeper into my soul with each passing moment deeper deeper down into my soul. He's burrowing into my heart sadly sorrowfully I cry. As the lemonade rains down... A tale of my life. (Kiba means fang in japanese that's his name I just put fang for the translative affect.)
soldierof1
: Sitting in my foxhole , waiting for the enemy to advance when suddenly the sounds of machines could be heard from within the distance over the hills. Quickly your Commander yells "Get Ready" as you load your AT4 , preparing to fire into the unknown veichle. Cirens filled the air with mass confusion as smoke thicker than mollasses(sp) filled your lungs with a unforgettable taste. Over the hill you can see dozens of enemy veichles approaching along with multiple soldiers enclosing in on your position. You look to your left and your right as you see your loyal battle buddies ready their weapons and prepare to put up with a long and intense fight.......to be continued
Angel2Devil2Friend
: Sleeping and my prince charming kissed me
hannah_qt
: in the land cotton, where good times are soon forgotten
tOtaltOmbOi4eva
: stairing out the window when all of a sudden i hear a horrific noise.... my sister yelling (more like screaming) at me to do my homework. at first i think to myself 'i dont have to do it... its only friday. i have the whole ****in weekend to do it' then my sis comes into my room and holds up my math that i forgot to turn in. "WHY DIDNT U TURN THIS IN?" she yells. "i uh forgot? its not like it was half my grade or anything" i say calmly. "ITS IMPORTANT THAT U TURN IN ALL OF UR HOMEWORK IN ON TIME THO! U COULD END UP FAILING THIS YEAR JUST CUZ OF THIS ONE STUPID PIECE OF ****!!" she hollers at me. "u do know that im rite here in the room? and anyway, i dont think im gonna fail cuz of that one nites problems." i reply. "I DONT GIVE A ****IN ****! U NEED TO LEARN TO TURN IN UR HOMEWORK ON TIME!" she screams. "i turn in all my homework in on time all the time. its just one paper. its not a big deal" i say as i roll my eyes. "and anyway, the teacher understands that i accidentally left it at home. its not like im gonna get a detention or anything." bri (my sis) stomps out of my room... *to be continued...*
mymindkillsme
: Asking myself, "Self, why am I online answering this question when I could be making myself something to eat.."
tuggy
: Drinking a Dos Equis in a gay bar thinking "it took me this long to admit who I am so I can stand here and listen to bad music while Heather over there eyes me up"
SBG_Writer9289
: beating my brother with a stick. "Say you're sorry!" I shouted, but he refused. So I called my little dog Rocco in and gave him the royal treatment..
SBG_Writer9289
: hanging out of my apartment window at my ex's mercy with the choice of either taking her back or plumeting to my death. So I told her I would take her back and she helped me back in, but then later that night I put a few knock out drops in her drink and drove her out to the pier and placed her on the dock. and when she woke up she fell into the freezing water
Lil_Shorty09
: killing martin dis fatazz vato who wuz porkin mi viaja
sdelk
: watching full house while watching 4 kids
springbreaker
: sitting on a park bench, enjoying a coffee and a samosa, when this woman sits down next to me and lights up a smoke. As i wrinkle my nose in distaste, we watch this stumbling, drunken First Nations guy almost get creamed by a bus - then fall down in the middle of the street and urinate all over himself. She makes some inane remark, and i respond with some witticism. We chat amiably, then she tells me she just came from the hospital where she had undergone a Barium Enema, a procedure where they pump barium gas up your ass to look for problems in your intestines, which being 8 months pregnant she found somewhat uncomfortable. I sympathize with her, as i once had the same test done, and to say the least it is uncomfortable and VERY embarrassing - the gas comes out on its own, at its own damn speed... for hours. Once i took a better look at her, i realized that she was indeed quite pregnant, which I'm surprised i missed because she is also quite slim, and not as crazy as i first thought when she sat down, but I'm still not going to tell her preg women shouldn't smoke... I've already made that mistake, years earlier when i refused to serve a preg woman in a bar i worked at.... but that is another story for another time :) lol
Madden_X_Boy
: taking the stupid calculus test and it went into a flame and i ran.
SweetTart999
: Standing in my own urine soaked pants when.....
princess_girl6344
: almost getting into an agruement with my Dad
Jazea
: almost getting into a fight with some anal ****
minnie_saffie
: ?
HelloKittysGirl
: Walking up and down the hall.. waiting for word if I was going to win the billion dollars. When all of a sudden a tall man wearing a dark suite came out behind the door. He held out his hand, we shook, he congratulated me on winning the money. It was official! I was a billionaire!!!!!!
Actress_Star
: all alone...oooo the power!
BEACHDiAmOnD
: Actually that's not true...
BEACHDiAmOnD
: cryiong all alone like i do every moment of my sad life...
KEVINZ121
: swinging in my tree missed the vine and fell on my knee
Jimmyd
: In my F4E Phantom II...at 40,000 feet...when I was...jumped by...5 Mig 21s...and...5 Mig 21s...and...10 B17s...and...10 B17s...the guys in those planes were...amateurs.
NeverGirl
: walking through the mall when all of a sudden ::WHAM:: this huge plane comes out of nowhere and smashes into me!! I mean, wtf? Couldn't the dude see me?? Ugh whatever. So then I'm late going home, and my mother doesn't believe that I got hit by an airplane walking through the mall. Wtf...
tuggy
: Talking on the phone to someone I don't really know, making jokes that seem to fall on deaf ears, rather the laughter that was to come in response was swollowed by echo's absense. All the while, cursing under my breath, I realize that we are skating around the question that needs to be asked: "When are we actually going to take a look?"
the_countess
: ****ing my neighbors cat, right? well this one-eyed hobo named randy comes up to me and offers me an altoid and im like what the **** randy, theyre cinnamon. you KNOW i hate cinnamon. god.. that randy is ****ed up..
waterwhencloudscollide
: just sitting there minding my own business while eating my fruit loops then BAM! outta no where comes Chuck Norris with this Clown man on stilts and just start chasing me down the street! and i couldn't run away cause it was a Thursday so i was in my walking shoes. i'm just lucky stilt man tripped Chuck before he could hit me with one of those moon pies...
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