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 What does it take to be mantasticly delicious? (5 answers)

 If the love of your life had an sti/std, would you stay w/them & use protection or dump em? (7 answers)

 How many people have you met that had a std/sti? what kind did they have & how did they deal w/it? (2 answers)

 What's your fave name-brand/type of condom to use? (4 answers)

 Girls, if you've used a female condom during sex, how did you & your partner like it? which do you prefer: male condom or female condom? (6 answers)

 Guys, when having sex, would you rather wear a condom, or have a girl wear a female condom? (3 answers)

 What's the last thing you think of before going to sleep? (6 answers)


 UnknoWnMisfit01: Sex and why I'm so lonely.
 boxocereal: I don't know.
 sonja_belle: you
 Leah13: lol.. pretty much anything on my mind

 What's another word for thesaurus? (5 answers)

 All I ask for is a chance to prove that $ can't make me happy. (1 answers)

 true or false: RAP = Retards Attempting Poetry (6 answers)

 "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." Zsa Zsa Gabor (2 answers)

 Should the drinking age be lowered to 18? Why (not)? (9 answers)

 I got played. Should I change my MySpace display name from "Sugar" to "Nobody's Fool" or "the Wifey type"?! (3 answers)

 LOL: breaking uncomfortable chat silence since 2000. (5 answers)

 Who's on your FaveFive (if you have it)? (2 answers)

 How do I block a phone number on my cell phone?! (5 answers)

 I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar. >..< (7 answers)

 "She couldn't satisfy her husband. She WON'T satisfy America." -- KAP (3 answers)

 How many people do you know who've been raped? How many reported it? If not...why? =*( (8 answers)

 A break-up is like a broken mirror: it's better to leave it broken then to hurt yourself trying to fix it. (true or false?) (6 answers)

 What is your definition of a "student-center icon?" (4 answers)

 Ladies: of your most sucessful relationships, did the men pursue you? (5 answers)

 Guys, of your most sucessful relationships, did you pursue the women? (3 answers)

 If you've known anyone who joined the US Coast Guard, how did they like it & what rating were they? (3 answers)

 If your parents didn' show u how 2 cook, then why? (7 answers)

 What's your worst experience w/travelling? (11 answers)

 what dishes can you cook da best? (9 answers)

 What social network sites are you on? (List most fave to least fave) (4 answers)

 Have you ever coaxed/co-orced &/or pressured someone in2 having SEX w/you? how u feel about it? (8 answers)

 Guys, how many break-ups have you cried over? (2 answers)

 Dance my ninja monkey, dance! (2 answers)

 It's not the size of the bone, it's how well you bury it! (4 answers)

 Own you friends!? (1 answers)

 Do you get jealouse if your BF or GF talks about celebrities being hot? (7 answers)

 How many people do you know who've self-injured? :*-( (9 answers)

 Is your cell phone a glorified leash? (2 answers)

  Call me cingular... Raising the bar (3 answers)

 I now control the army of undead, now go forth minions, and do my bidding!!! whatever that may be.... (2 answers)

 When's da last time you kissed a cat on their mouth? lol! How old were you? (4 answers)

 is 149 pounds 2 much for a gal who's 5"4? (9 answers)

 Who'd you rather call when you're drunk: parents, ex's, booty calls, or old friends? (11 answers)

 Is MySpace' "Own Your Friends" App wor7h signing up for? (5 answers)

 another year w/o kids! Happy non-Mothers' Day 2 me! (4 answers)

 What did your Mom do for Mom's Day? Wud did ya give her? (7 answers)

 If your parents never married, then why? How did your grandparents feel about the situation? (4 answers)

 if you could do it over again, don't, because i'll just be there waiting to do it first. (3 answers)

 If I Was The Inventer Of The Rubix Cube, You Wouldn't Be Able To Solve It, And It Would Only Have One Color. ~iz (5 answers)

 Would u give sperm or eggs? Why? (10 answers)

 Does Kelly Osbourne remind you of an evil Cabbage Pach Doll? (7 answers)

 If your tween was molesting children, how would you handle it? :-( (6 answers)

 What's your preferred form of birth control/contraception? (6 answers)

 If you knew someone who had an abortion, do you think they made the right choice? what would the babys' parents' life be better or worse? (4 answers)

 If you had an illigitimate child, would you want it to have the mothers &/or father's last name? (i'd use both last names) (8 answers)

 What bills do you pay? (11 answers)

 When my mom's cat dies, should she have him stuffed, make a rug outta him, or make a purse outta him? (8 answers)

 Have you ever rejected someone's friend request more than once? why do they keep trying to add you? I guess they dont' get the hint? (7 answers)

 Who else doesn't like getting friend request from people who've never tagged them? (5 answers)

 Emo? Prozac can help! (3 answers)

 I took my Zoloft today. :-D (2 answers)

 a goat got raped :-( http://www.miamiherald.com/548/story/366527.html (3 answers)

 Should a chick with PMS & ESP be considered a Know-It-All Bitch? (3 answers)

 Children are a blessing: you never know when you'll need blood or a spare kidney! (3 answers)

 Hello. Would you like a warm cup of water? (3 answers)

 Have you ever farted in front of a love interest? How did s/he react? (3 answers)

 If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a terrible warming. (3 answers)

 When cooking ground turkey, do you cook till light brown or dark brown? (2 answers)

 Since I'm part Irish, it was my obligation to party St. Patrick's Weekend. What about you? (3 answers)

 I'm only 1/8 Irish, but kiss me anyway! (5 answers)

 How did all of your grandparents feel about your parents becoming a couple? (6 answers)

 Of the ppl you know you saved their virginity for marriage, do any of them regret it? (8 answers)

 what do you like to put in your Ramen Noodle Soups? (8 answers)

 When you're emotionally constipated, what is your laxitive? (9 answers)

 Is there something similar to CliffsNotes (that can help me interpret literature)? (4 answers)

 A boss is like a diaper...always on your ass & usually full of crap. (4 answers)

 Girls, how often do you change your bras? (8 answers)

 "Iran is a country where people are not free to exercise." Pres. Bush (5 answers)

 What's the biggest fight that your parents got into? How did it affect you? (5 answers)

 Fave things to get @ Jack-in-the-Box? (mine's tacoes & curly fries) (6 answers)

 "If it's happening now, we're gonna deal with it now." -- Dr. Phil (8 answers)

 I'm almost 23. My crush is 33. Should I send him a secret admirer rose &/or card for Valentine's Day? Or should i not even do the secret admierer thing (8 answers)

 Have you ever had a crush on your boss (or visa versa)? If so, how did it go & how did it affect your job? (10 answers)

 Everyone has a photographic memory. Some, like me, just have no film. (5 answers)

 True or false: Dogs Have Owners, while Cats Have Staff (9 answers)

 Should English be the official language of the USA? (12 answers)

 Biggest clique @ your high school? How do they influence other people? What do you think of them? (10 answers)

 If you had a friend in middle or high school who was jealous of other teen parents & wanted a baby APAP, what would you tell him or her? (9 answers)

 Did you know that Barak Obama is Dick Cheney's 8th cousin? (8 answers)

 Should illegal immigrants be deported &/or held accountable to the law, allowed to work a few years then sent home, or given a path to citizenship? (17 answers)

 Should the govt offer affordable health care to all Americans? (16 answers)

 Should govt spending increase or decrease? (7 answers)

 Does the No Child Left Behind Act need improvment? If so, in what ways? (4 answers)

 Was the US troops invading Iraq a mistake? (10 answers)

 Which is easier to learn: skiing or snowboarding? (7 answers)

 "Are you sure you want a piece of me?" -- Britney Spears (8 answers)

 cats = feline. dogs = canine. sheep = ___ ? (8 answers)

 Worst thing that Britney Spears did has a mom? (12 answers)

 Should Jamie Lynn & Casey put their baby up for adoption, abort it, or keep it? (7 answers)

 Should Jamie Lynn have blabbed to a magazine that often pays big bucks for stories? (5 answers)

 Is Jamie Lynn a good or a bad role model? (8 answers)

  There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? (7 answers)

 Guys, if you were tipsy & were having sex w/a drunk girl, then she started crying, what would you say/do? (7 answers)

 If you weren't born, how would your parents' life be different? Do you think they'd be together or split up? (8 answers)

 What do y'all think of the movie "Fight Club"? (w/Brad Pitt in it) (10 answers)

 What's your parents' "dream job?" If they've never had it then why? (4 answers)

 Don't fear. Super Pickle is here to the rescue? (4 answers)

 Don't knock on death's door; ring the doorbell & run! He hates that! (7 answers)

 Hate the player or the game? (15 answers)

 What do you think of MyFace.com & FaceSpace.com? (7 answers)

 The girls in your high-school that got pregnant: were they using any form of birth-control/contraceptives? If not, then why? (9 answers)

 Let's play carpenter: 1st we get hammered, then I nail you. ;) (8 answers)

 Although ______ has a kid, I'm not proud of them because _____....They should ___... (fill in blanks) (3 answers)

 Yo momma's so dumb, the sign said wet floor, so she did. (7 answers)

 a man's like a deck of playing cards: u need a HEART to luv him, a DIAMOND to marry him, a CLUB to smash his head, & a SPADE to bury him. (4 answers)

 Leave Britney alone! *sobs/ boo-hoo* (11 answers)

 Do you think that Santa will forget about us bad girls this year? :-( (2 answers)

 Britney Spears thought she could breastfeed her baby again after not nursing him for several months. Do you think she knows enough to give her little sis adequate advice? (6 answers)

 If you have a learning disorder, how have you & your parents handled it? (3 answers)

 what's up w/the Spears' being pregnant? Don't they know how to use contraceptives/birth control? (10 answers)

 When did you find out that Jamie-Lynn Spears is pregnant? :-( (13 answers)

 Who else things that McDonalds should make Li'l Macs? (smaller version of Big Mac) (8 answers)

 party hardy, drink bacardi, roll a fat one, throw a party,beer is good, sex is great, who wants to be my bitch for 2008? (6 answers)

 "Operator I need the number for 911 quick it is an EMERGENCY!!! Don't you laugh at me!" (thx, iHaVeLoVeDyOu) (4 answers)

 Hello? (7 answers)

 I'm NOT going to Hell -- I have a restraining order! (10 answers)

 1 day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, & is too stubborn to ask for directions. (6 answers)

 Who do u think are the best bi-racial looking people? (i say Mariah Carey & Jessica Alba) (10 answers)

 When else would you celebrate by giving your loved ones the bird after they tell you to stuff it? Oh well, Happy Thanksgiving! (5 answers)

 Yo momma so old that her breast milk is powder! (12 answers)

 Procrastination: it's like mastrabation. It seems like a good idea @ the time, but in the end, you're really only screwing yourself. (9 answers)

 Fortune cookie? Only a fool would look to a cookie for words of wisdom." -- PYZAM (2 answers)

 Which one's better: The Spartans or the Marine Core? (6 answers)

 "I've built a wall; not to block anyone out, but to see who loves me enough to climb over it." -- sparkletags.com (4 answers)

 I'm not WIlma Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock. ;-) (3 answers)

 Is it really better with butter? (10 answers)

 "anyone can be educated, but applied knowlege is what you have to take." -- Master P (1 answers)

 Forget the rest & roll with the best? (2 answers)

 Do y'all think that serial rapists should get mandatory castration? (5 answers)

 Be optimistic: All the people you hate r eventually gonna eventually die. :-) (6 answers)

 How bout we saddle up our horses & we ride into the city? (5 answers)

 A shot of love with Tila Tequila? (10 answers)

 Save a boat -- ride a Coastie (3 answers)

  "I get to go overseas places, like Canada" -- britney spears (11 answers)

 Worst Halloween experience that you've had? (6 answers)

 "Have a happy period." -- Always (12 answers)

 Hello, Moto. (4 answers)

 his sauce has too much tang so he won't be stickin his meatball in my spaghetti (3 answers)

 "I like a happy trail on a guy, not a 4-lane super highway." -- a Next contestant (5 answers)

 When's the last time you felt like a lamb going to a slaughter? (3 answers)

 "they call me Big Red & I wanna put more than long-lasting freshness in his mouth...fire in the hole!" -- 1 of the dating contestants frrom MTV's "Next" (1 answers)

 "... I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead..." -- Dr. House (5 answers)

 "Gay marriage should be between a man & a woman." -- Arnold Schwartzenegger (13 answers)

 Studies have shown that marriage benefits spouses' health and happiness and that children do better in two-parent households. Why is it beneficial? Is it beneficial for everyone? (4 answers)

 Finish your beer! There's sober kids in Africa! (14 answers)

 Tickle Me EMO? (8 answers)

 Do you have love for New York? (9 answers)

 Besides Limewire, where can I download FREE music? (8 answers)

 "A prayer for the wild @ heart [that are] trapped in cages." -- Tennesse Williams (1 answers)

 "i gotta shiny new givea****ometer.............sadley i broke it ten seconds after getting it. oh woes me." -- Rectal Thunder (2 answers)

 Coast Guard men: taking care of Navy wives since 1790! ^o^ (2 answers)

 any geek/internet "players" on this site? lol! (4 answers)

 What websites offer FREE ring tones? (4 answers)

 "Mabey go to my place & just kick it like tae-bo?" -- Akon (7 answers)

 Do you think your parents should've had more stable finances &/or relationship w/each other before having you? How would things've been different had they been so? (3 answers)

 What kind relationship did your parents have when they had you? Did having you bring them 2gether or tear them apart? Why? (6 answers)

 If you've seen a miracle, what happened? (6 answers)

 Britney's Spear's next album is gettin very little to no promotion by her record label. How do you think the album's release will affect her? (8 answers)

 "Eat hearty, cuz tonight we dine in Hell!" -- The king from "300," (3 answers)

 This is Sparta! *kicks guy into bottomless pit* (8 answers)

 "The best things in life are unseen...that's why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, & dream." -- Anonymous (5 answers)

 If you had a friend that got raped, how did they handle it? Do you think they could've handled it better? (7 answers)

 Have u met some1 who was concieved by rape? If so, how did that person & their parents deal w/each other? (7 answers)

 How did your biological parents meet? (12 answers)

 When's the last time you felt out of touch w/reality? (9 answers)

 If your friends r n the Military, how do they like it? R they gonna stay in? (5 answers)

 "Transformers: The Musical" ... Would you see it? lol! (4 answers)

 The difference between alcoholism & having a drinking problem are.... (fill in the blank) (5 answers)

 Is Student Center turning into a Drama Center? :-O ...what should we do about it? (6 answers)

 "I was literally cheated on...I woke up and they were on top of me. " -- Dane Cook (5 answers)

 If you've ever had cyber sex, why did you do that instead of the real thing? & how was the cyber sex? (10 answers)

 Canada is USA's hat, eh? (7 answers)

 Why are you on the computer (& not out w/your friends tonight)? (16 answers)

 "Don't let a little truth sucker you into soaking in a lot of error." -- 'Brio' magazine (7 answers)

 "Reality should never be our standard for what's acceptable. Truth Should. An artist or song doesn't have to be labled "Christian" to express truth." 'Brio' magazine (5 answers)

 What type of talkin GPS should I buy: Magelin, tom tom, or garmin? (6 answers)

 Drama doesn't follow me; it rides on my back! (4 answers)

 your momma is so poor when she gets done with the toilet paper she puts it outside to dry (7 answers)

 Is a rapping hippopatamus called a Hip-hop-pottamus? (4 answers)

 yo momma so greasy, she uses bacon as a band aid (5 answers)

 Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. (7 answers)

 Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets (3 answers)

 Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" (4 answers)

 If Facebook and MySpace merged, would it be FaceSpace.com ...or MyFace? (8 answers)

 "Each of you should look not only to your own interests, but to the interests of others." (Phil. 2:4) (3 answers)

 *breathes* (7 answers)

 Haters, just run along & die now, ok? (3 answers)

 Girls, how old were u wen u started your period? How did u handle it? (12 answers)

 "How will you know I am hurting if you cannot see my pain? To wear it on my body tells what words cannot explain." -- unknown (5 answers)

 U can stand under my Umbrella..ella ella aiy (7 answers)

 What is the first thing people notice about you when they meet you aside from what you look like? (16 answers)

 When did you notice "hi-fives" going out of style? (11 answers)

 It's Friday night & I feel lazier than Biggie Small's left eye. (4 answers)

 Smoking: because yellow teeth & bad breath are sexy. (9 answers)

 Who else saw Larry King interview Paris Hilton? What did y'all think of it? (4 answers)

 In what ways do you think Paris Hilton will change when she's released from jail? (8 answers)

 Did Momma Cass [from The Mommas & the Papas) die from choking on a ham sandwhich? (4 answers)

 Was that an earthquake or did I just rock your world? (7 answers)

 make up any 3 words you can say after sex try not to use what someone else says. (11 answers)

 If your celebrity crush followed you home, would you keep them? (14 answers)

 "what up you spoon fed man chowder spaghetti nipple haired guy?" -- Ian (3 answers)

 What would you do if you saw someone masturbate in public? (13 answers)

 What kind of things could you buy @ Slobs 'R' Us? :-D (4 answers)

 Brockback Mountain 2: Starring Jessica Alba & Kierra Knightly! (11 answers)

 "I dont mean to brag; I dont mean to boast. But Im like hot butter on your breakfast toast." -- Jeff (5 answers)

 This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. (8 answers)

 When's the last time you called 911? What happened? (8 answers)

 Did you wish your dad a happy Father's Day? If not, than why? (7 answers)

 Yo mama's so fat, that she can't even fit in the chat room. (4 answers)

 Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says expired on it. (3 answers)

 If u were on Top 10 Hotties, what # were u? (I'm #8). (3 answers)

 American Dental Assoc. says semen cuts plaque by 77%. Please your man & save a smile. ;-) (6 answers)

 If u were in juvenile court, then why? How did your parents react to it? Were they there for you? (5 answers)

 If James Franco was a Sprite, i'd obey my thirst. (3 answers)

 My ex has Skittles in his mouth & I wanna taste the rainbow! (6 answers)

 I'm no weater-person, but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight. ;-) (4 answers)

 Unsuccessful: You never really had a chance. (3 answers)

 Beer Goggles: still a great excuse. (3 answers)

 Super Dumb: You make normal dumb seem smart. (2 answers)

 MySpace Celebrity: Everybody wants to be your friend. (4 answers)

 I don't have a drinking problem: I drink, I get drunk, I pass out. No problem! (7 answers)

 If you & someone you know pretended to have an online relationship, then why? how did it go? (4 answers)

 A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? (10 answers)

 A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? (12 answers)

 Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? (12 answers)

 How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? (9 answers)

 How many outs are in an inning? (4 answers)

 Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? (7 answers)

 Nikki Hilton? (8 answers)

 "Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins....." (5 answers)

 "Love is the only game never postponed due to darkness coz it start more better in dark..." -- Danyeye (2 answers)

 "Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time" -- Danyeye (1 answers)

 "I've never stopped loving you; I just stopped letting it show." (5 answers)

 When someone refers to a female as a "broad," what does that mean? (6 answers)

 If you had Tom's password (from myspace) what would you do? >:-) (9 answers)

 Smile for me, daddy. How you like that foil grill?! >: - # (4 answers)

 What do you call a top debater? ...A masterbater! ...lol! (13 answers)

 If a bloody bouncing boomerangs of dissecting doom, what would you do? (1 answers)

 "Chuck Norris was supposed to give a speech for AIDS... but he was running late, so he just cured it" -- CanyonB (4 answers)

 If you saw a small child stealing beets from Paris Hilton's garden, what would you do? (9 answers)

 Is alcoholism hereditary, a choice or both? Why do you think so? (10 answers)

 Do you suffer from insanity or enjoy every minute of it? (5 answers)

 If @ 1st you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried, ok? (6 answers)

 Look upwards & share the wonders I've seen, ok? (4 answers)

 That's funny how it censored "c.ockroach." :-D (8 answers)

 Do you call it a cuckaracha or a ****roach? (4 answers)

 Can I get directions to your heart? I'm kinda lost in your eyes. (10 answers)

 "If we're all gods children, why is Jesus so special?" ----Jason Carr (6 answers)

 Nor Cal, So Cal, or No Cal? (9 answers)

 If u've ever had someone have an annoyingly huge crush on you over the internet? how did u handle it? (10 answers)

 Is Facebook turning into a Dramabook? (7 answers)

 Fill in the blank: " ___ is like a barrel of monkeys." (3 answers)

 ____ make it hard to be faithful ____... (6 answers)

 I swear to beer, I didn't drink God, ok? (10 answers)

 I <3 mi Mexicana mamacita! How do u & your dad feel about your mom? (5 answers)

 Best MySpace display name for me?: Chop Suey, Tokyo Pop Princess, Taco Belle, Taco Bella Mafia, or Drama Queen? (8 answers)

 How many outcasts are @ your school? What makes them different from others> (6 answers)

 Who has custody of Britney & K-Fed's kids? (7 answers)

 Huggies thongs? Who would buy those? (8 answers)

 What's up w/Paris Hilton gettin a DUI? She coulda called a taxi or limo; it's not like she can't afford it. >:-( (6 answers)

 Chuck Norris sleeps w/a night light -- he's NOT afraid of the dark -- the dark's afraid of him! :-O (7 answers)

 Never fear; Captain Swamp Donkey is here! (3 answers)

 Stop being so sexy! I'm giving u a warning this time. The next time involves handcuffs! (9 answers)

 Celebrities walk on the red carpet, but I walk on toilet paper cuz I'm the s**t! lol! (5 answers)

 You don't mind that your dad is on my Top 8, do you? (5 answers)

 Do you like blueberries &/or bananas? What about banana &/or blueberry milk? (6 answers)

 You can run, but you can't hide from ___. (14 answers)

 If you broadcast your personal life on the internet (ex: blog entires, etc), than why? (6 answers)

 "all the chronic in the world wouldn't measure up to you. your the ultimate high" (6 answers)

 One time, when I was @ band camp... (5 answers)

 What's your favorite fried food? mine's seasoned curly fries. (8 answers)

 Flavor of Love fans, which girl woulda been best for him? I think Deelicious (2 answers)

 Anyone know of a long distance relationship that worked? how long were they 2gether? did they cheat? (6 answers)

 I'm like butter cuz I'm on a roll! (6 answers)

 Who's the hottest mom: Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, or Gwen Stefani? (I say GS). (7 answers)

 Sex is like math: + the bed. subtract the clothes. divide the legs. Leave your solution & pray u don't multiply! (10 answers)

 w/a goat on a boat, in a box, in my sox, in a car, @ a bar. I do, I do I do like beer! Slammed I am! (2 answers)

 Life is like gay sex; totally awesome but...a pain in the ass. --grahamkq1 (5 answers)

 Since deathangel27 is being 2-faced, he should @ LEAST make 1 of them pretty. (8 answers)

 Getting stupidly drunk is cool? I wanna hear u say that when you're cheek to cheek w/the toilet bowl. (13 answers)

 Your spine called. He said he misses you (7 answers)

 My ex has some space for rent....in his brain! (4 answers)

 Captain crunch and the cookie crisp crook were embezzeling cereal from the kids. :-( (6 answers)

 i am not sen"D"ing u a subl"I"minal m"E"ssage. (13 answers)

 When's the last time your biological parents had a picture taken together? (12 answers)

 If you have a (half-) sibling you've never met, than why? How do your parents feel about that person? (8 answers)

 "Woo!" -- Tom (from MySpace) (7 answers)

 If you've commited adultry, then why? How do you feel about that person now? (6 answers)

 I was thinkin of sellin my Pickled Carrots & Bologna Casserole Recipie to betty crocker. Wanna taste? (6 answers)

 Mickey Mouse & Ying Yang Twins http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-LOwcaMfNU (2 answers)

 "My Love Is Like A Rose Its petals represents the gentle feelings we have for each other. Its leaves represents the outstretched arms, loving and giving. I give this rose to you, for you are special" -- Dany (2 answers)

 What do you think "pansexual" means? (6 answers)

 The guy may wear the pants in the relationship, but I control the zipper. How about you? (10 answers)

 What did God do before creating the earth?...play pool w/the planets? (7 answers)

 Cleanin my room can't kill me, but why take the chance? (3 answers)

 If you're looking for "IP computer software", there's always www.ipanywhere.com (1 answers)

 the "Mole Station Native Nursery" @ http://www.molestationnursery (1 answers)

 the "Italian Power Generator" company... www.powergenitalia.com (4 answers)

 "Experts Exchange" is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com (4 answers)

 "Who Represents" is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their site is www.whorepresents.com (1 answers)

  "One day your going to wake up & realize how much you care about me & when that day comes ill be waking up with the guy that already knew..." -- unknown (2 answers)

 Need pens? Pen Island has some @ www.penisland.com (3 answers)

 What's your worst experience w/peer pressure? (5 answers)

 Getting gasoline is like sex: sometimes you get it quickly,Sometimes you must ask for it, & sometimes you must be happy with self service. (6 answers)

 "I could really use 1 of the massages w/a happy ending." -- another text from my ex (6 answers)

 "You know your lips would make a lolipop too happy" -- a text from my ex (4 answers)

 "Sometimes we must get hurt in order to grow. We must fail in order to know. Sometimes our visions clear only after our eyes are washed away w/tears" -- some icon (3 answers)

 "Your birth certificate was an apology letter from a condom factory." -- mycutespace.com (6 answers)

 How much $ are you getting back in taxes this year? (9 answers)

 Your 'MOM' upside down is 'WOW.' (7 answers)

 Does keeping a record of wrongs weigh down on your spiritual journey? (4 answers)

 Today, I got silver, 4-door '05 Honda Civic SE. What kind of vehicle do you have? (4 answers)

 People shouldn't become parents unless ______. (9 answers)

  Мыши пытаютÑÑ Ð¾Ð¿Ñ€Ð¾Ð²ÐµÑ€Ð³Ð½ÑƒÑ‚ÑŒ законы генетики? (5 answers)

 Best insurance i should buy for a car: USAA, Geico, or something else? (2 answers)

 How much $ is in your checking/savings account? I have $9,639.83 (9 answers)

 It shocked me & read my mind: http://www.guessyournumber.com (5 answers)

 What if the vegtables rebel against us humans an unleash a deadly bacteria? :-O (4 answers)

 Beyonce & Jay-Z been together for years. Why do you think he hasn't proposed to her? (5 answers)

 If you're gay or bi, how long have u been that way? (9 answers)

 <-_-> (3 answers)

 If you smoke, how old were u wen u started? What made u want to smoke? (11 answers)

 I'm the author of my life, unfortunantly; I'm writing in pen & can't erase my mistakes. (6 answers)

 Oyasuminachii. ("Goodnight" in Japanese). (6 answers)

 I'M THE BEST THERE IS, AND NO ONE CAN REALLY HANG WITH MY STUFF, I MEAN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND PISS EXCELLENCE" -- a former co-worker (5 answers)

 "the only difference between tatooed & untatooed ppl is that tatooed ppl r cooler & can beat u up." -- some myspace comment (8 answers)

 (770)-363-0316 (6 answers)

 & don't forget I rock everythin you lack; Even Fabolous told me to holla back; When I leave a kiss on my guy, I leave that thug hypnoyiozed (1 answers)

 The cutest girl you ever did see; Makin Master P go 'Ooh-wee!'; Not even Nelly can ride wid me (4 answers)

 Got the cute voice, tellin guys there "cut;" Not even Juvenile can back this thang up (1 answers)

 Sweet li'l honey, cute as can be; Not even JaRule can put it on me (1 answers)

 Sex is a sensation, caused by a temptation...when a guy sticks his destination, up a girls location...It increases the population, for the next generation...Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?~ (6 answers)

 Â¿Â½? (5 answers)

 Try not to let your mind wander; it's too small & fragile to be out by itself. (4 answers)

 Correction may mold us, but encouragement will motivate us. (3 answers)

 What are some excuses you've heard from a parent who neglects their child? (6 answers)

 If you got custody of your kid, would u demand monthly child support? If you were a non-custodial parent would u pay child support? (9 answers)

 If a friend &/or some1 you knew was a dead-beat parent, what would u tell them? (8 answers)

 Stop swagger jackin! (4 answers)

 How old were some ppl (u knew) when they quit wetting the bed? (5 answers)

 Corn or Korn? (13 answers)

 How old were you when you learned to tie your shoe? (11 answers)

 How old were you when you stopped wetting the bed? (8 answers)

 Who looks better than Mariah Carrey, Jessica Alba, &/or Alicia Keys? (7 answers)

 Crayola Emo's: Tears of midnite, makeup black, raven feathers, darkness, wiccan black, fake goth black, wrist-warmer black, oppressed black, i bleed black, light sux (5 answers)

 Crayola Emo's: corpse gray, cobweb gray, graphite gray, nose-ring silver, slit-wrist red, pasty white, reaper white, skeletons, nonconformist white, pich black, jet black, tight jeans black, fake tatoo black, my hair, my glasses rims, my soul (2 answers)

 Crayola Emos': dull gray, razorblade gray, indifferent gray, brooding gray, overcast, grim gray, mournful gray, monochrome, closet gray, comin-out gray, openly gray, disaffected gray, color blind gray, sorrowful gray, unloved gray, uncaring gray (6 answers)

 If you were Paris Hilton, would you get a boob job & nose job? (9 answers)

 Knowledge pursues him...but he is faster. (4 answers)

 Who's hair's a mess, family's nuts, neighbor's an as*hole, BFF is a p***y, & owner beats him? ...a penis! (3 answers)

 Come join the dark side -- we have cookies. (12 answers)

 Best looking: Pam Anderson or Cindy Crawford? (10 answers)

 What do you think Paris Hilton's bra size is? (11 answers)

 "If Osama was a piece of as*, Clinton woulda nailed him." -- a protester (4 answers)

 "How many Barbies were murdered to make Paris' ugly stiff-looking braid thingy?" Bad hair piece...tss, tss, tss." (3 answers)

 True oe false: The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. (4 answers)

 If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. (3 answers)

 You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. (4 answers)

 Do your parents manage their $ well? (9 answers)

 If your BF or GF left u a Pepto Bismal, ring, & note that said: "I'd be tickled pink if you'd marry me,"...how'd u react? (7 answers)

 What personality traits did u inherit from your dad? (8 answers)

 What personality traits did u inherit from your mom? (11 answers)

 "u were sitting on your computer insulting internet personalities, u'll be further proving to me that u have SUCH an infinitly more interesting & active life than mine." -- GB (2 answers)

 u cant please everyone in this world & I dont try to either, so if you dislike me, feel free to insult me cuz sending random internet insults to ppl u dont kno just proves how much better u r than them, & seeing as how u'd c have nuttin to do if... (2 answers)

 Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together."/Woman: Really, I'd put F & U together (4 answers)

 Do you respect your parents (& step-parents -- if you have any)? (8 answers)

 After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand & chaining a soul. luv doesn't mean possession & company doesn't mean security (4 answers)

 Teddy bears hug back but sometimes they're all u got. >..< :-( (5 answers)

 "U know you're IT when peple u don't even know hate you." -- Paris Hilton. (9 answers)

 ' i want to make a big cake for my birthday, and cut out the center so i can have you jump out of it and surprise me! lol, i know wouldnt be much of a surprise but i wouldnt want it any other way!' - C. Dill (2 answers)

 If your daughter was pregnant w/her 5th child (different dads for each of her kids) & she was irresponsible, what would you tell her? (5 answers)

 If u have kids from _ or more different ppl, than you're skanky. (7 answers)

 Who else thiks that Hinder is the next Aerosmith? (5 answers)

 When have u chastised/rebuked/put down a friends parenting? (3 answers)

 Do u think our generation will learn from our parents mistakes with regards to making marriage/relationships work? (3 answers)

 Some people are like Slinkies...they're good for nuthin. But they still bring a smile to your face when u push them down the stairs. (3 answers)

 "The nentindo wiii is gay. The bowling game is just floating people, w/floating hands, and floating bowling balls -- .awsome. Again it's 2007. y can't they make better graphics?" - Ron (8 answers)

 Would your life be better/more productive if you disliked SCN/MySpace? (14 answers)

 If you didn't like SCN or MySpace, what else would you be doing? (8 answers)

 Support wild-life -- throw a party! :-D (4 answers)

 Good girls are made of sugar & spice. My girls are made of vodka & ice. ;-) (4 answers)

 What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? ...a tearjerker (5 answers)

 I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns. (5 answers)

 "i'm bringin sexy back" "LET ME C UR RECEIPT...I'M SORRY. WE'VE A 30DAY LIMIT ON RETURNS." "you other boys don't kno how 2 act." (3 answers)

 Yo momma's so old that she knew Burger King when he was a prince! (3 answers)

 Don't hit kids! No, seriously; they have guns now. :-O (6 answers)

 "Follow your dreams!" -- William Hung (4 answers)

 He said: "I dunno y u wear a bra; you have nuthing to put in it." She said: "U wear pants, don't u?" (3 answers)

 When someone say's their status is 'Swinger' on MySpace, do u think they're a player or just casually date different people? (8 answers)

 I'm a bomb squad technician. If you see me running, try to keep up with me, ok? (15 answers)

 Deathangel27 may not look like much, but he's a pro @ pretenting to be a faithful internet boyfriend. lol! (5 answers)

 greetings, child, you seem lost, do you need the light to guide you? (5 answers)

 What would you do if your reality check bounced? (5 answers)

 What do you think of people who post nude pictures of themself online? (12 answers)

 When did you have the least amount of friends? How did you deal w/it? (9 answers)

 Crayola Emos's: new colors, each as UNIQUE as u r, to help u express your oppression-fed, sorrow-fuelled, angst-inspired INDIVIDUALISTIC creativity. Even though you're poetry's utter sad & your suicide notes r illegible, @ least they'll LOOK arty! (5 answers)

 He's stuck in the bathroom drain! Help him! (3 answers)

 What would you do if MySpace got deleted? :-O (20 answers)

 Who should get custody of K-Fed & Britney's kids & Why? (& who r the kids staying w/rite now?) (8 answers)

 When life gives you lemons: (a) throw them @ some1, (b) squirt them into enemies' eyes, or (c) make lemonade? (14 answers)

 "I like my eggs just like i like my girls:[bent] over, easy." -- AGC (8 answers)

 "MySpace is over when ________" (12 answers)

 True or fals: "Honesty isn't synonymous w/truth." (9 answers)

 Do you have Stunna Glasses or Hater Blockers? Do you wear them @ night? (5 answers)

 Did Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? (6 answers)

 Hablas Espanol? Mas o menos? (12 answers)

 If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? (5 answers)

 Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? (I like this one) (7 answers)

 Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? (6 answers)

 When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? (10 answers)

 Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. (2 answers)

 Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? (5 answers)

 When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? (6 answers)

 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? (7 answers)

 If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? (2 answers)

 Do you feel like you have deformities &/or downfalls in your character/integrity? How so? (6 answers)

 What was the 1st word you spoke & @ what age? Who heard you say it? (10 answers)

 How do you & your "1st" feel about each other? How did you get over them? Did y'all ever love each other? Do u regret giving them your virginity? (5 answers)

 If your parents broke up, then why? How old were you when it happend? How do they feel bout each other today & how long were they together? (7 answers)

 What's your toughest struggle right now? Are you able to turn to your parents for help? (13 answers)

 What hurts have you had a hard time dealing with? (9 answers)

 Have your past failures ever helped you get close to someone? If so, how? (8 answers)

 What personal failures have made you &/or your parents feel bad about yourself? (8 answers)

 Did you know that couples who live together before marriage are more likely to divorce, (as opposed to couples who live together once they marry)? (10 answers)

 If u could have any jobs in the world, what would they be? (19 answers)

 Do you want to be a parent someday? If not, than why? (15 answers)

 Who else likes Dance Dance Revolution? How old were you when you 1st tried it? (10 answers)

 Who else likes "Rocky Horror Picture Show?" Today, I saw it for the 1st time. (10 answers)

 Are you the 10th person to answer this question? (19 answers)

 Do fries come w/that shake? (12 answers)

 Can I have it like that? (7 answers)

 If you got raped would you consider morning-after pill? (Guys, if your girl got raped, would you want her to take morning after pill?) (25 answers)

 Which people have had the biggest influence on your life? (16 answers)

 Did you ever do anything illegal? If so, what? (18 answers)

 How old were you when you 1st got drunk? (25 answers)