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beautiful_sorrow  Profile   Guestbook   Friends   Photo Album   My Q&A   Contact   My Stuff   Personality  beautiful_sorrow's Q & A Click on a question below to answer it and to view other user's answers. beautiful_sorrow has 128 questions total. beautiful_sorrow has answered a total of 104 other questions. New! View Q & A Top 50  mm.....friends with benefits. good or bad? (16 answers)  music_is_life: good for inbetween relationships. thats if you need it  Angel2Devil2Friend: It is fun, but it is a bad idea in the end  boxocereal: Bad.  KindaEyeWantTo: Usually bad, from my experience. One always ends up falling for the other. I know, I know..generalizations suck, but this one tends to be true.  madaboutjess: GrrrReat!!!!!!!!!!!!  koRn_chick2007: usually bad  willC_4567: well if you were the friend  Patrickb209: most of the time it doesn't go too good. i say bad.  Defekteliebe666: Useually turns out bad because one it useually ends up with someone falling for the other then in the end you have to realize it was just to mess around, then there is also the whole thinking oh what if we get in a fight then all the stuff that I ever did to him is going to get spread around. Also it could ruin a good relationship.  2much_KINK_4U: the best.pretty much the only thing i go for.  tessalation04: it usually doesnt turn out good...i've done it...and it didn't work. but we're still good friend though  angelsdevilgurl: Bad  how many of u guys are currently single? (I'm bored) (10 answers)  boxocereal: I'm not a guy.  music_is_life: i have been for way too long now....  djhowty: single for life  madaboutjess: Im always single  Gerbilman: I am. After all I did Cyn, she does what she promised to never do.......  what was the weirdest thing that happened when u broke up with someone? (EX. he/she threw a monkey at you ) (7 answers)  boxocereal: Never had a breakup.  Gerbilman: She decided it was all my fault....  paseika: we went swimmin in the sea...not tha weird but it was mighty cold!  koRn_chick2007: well, he broke up with me but right afterwards went down on me lol  JoeyB_91: well just been finsihed lol but does sittin on the loo all nyt starin at scissors count??......... =P  what's the best way of breaking up with a guy? (7 answers)  boxocereal: I don't know.  madaboutjess: Faking a death is pretty sweet  babyphace: face to face and tell him the truth about y u want 2 break up  anyone had feelings for two or more guys at the same time? (7 answers)  boxocereal: Yes.  KindaEyeWantTo: Yes...God, I never want to go through that again.  koRn_chick2007: probably  anyone ever had second thoughts about a relationship? (11 answers)  boxocereal: Sorta.  music_is_life: i belive its a natural thought  KindaEyeWantTo: Yeeesss.  koRn_chick2007: yes  babyphace: yes...i think almost everyone does at some point  getit: oh yes I have!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Gerbilman: Are you talking about you and David?  ever had a boyfriend but started to like someone else instead? (8 answers)  boxocereal: Yes.  KindaEyeWantTo: yep.  koRn_chick2007: yes  Gerbilman: Are you talking about David?  are you the jelouse type? (22 answers)  Angel2Devil2Friend: No  boxocereal: Yes. =/  KindaEyeWantTo: I am much less so than I used to be....but occasionally it will flare up slightly.  lonely_chico: no  koRn_chick2007: not really  getit: nah, not really  Gerbilman: Nope.  BiRd_MaN: Sometimes.  ChErRiCuPcAkEs: no i dont think  BriBri_01509: No.  angelsdevilgurl: no  rogue_nymph: no  dezz13: yah a very jealous one  what's the worst thing you've ever done? (11 answers)  boxocereal: Lied or snooped through private things.  music_is_life: oh my, ive done a lot of "bad" things  getit: hit me for the list (LOL)  Gerbilman: I'd have to say, eat all of Cynthia's cheese. Oh wait, this is your profile cyn? I knew that.  willC_4567: got a blow job from my friends girlfriend  BiRd_MaN: Everything I do is good. I'm like the white Jesus without powers.  BriBri_01509: I don't know.  sBpLyEr10: i fooled round wit my then best friends bf  Have u ever done something, bad or whatever, and were afraid someone would find out cause they might see you differently? (9 answers)  boxocereal: Sure.  KindaEyeWantTo: OH yes.  Gerbilman: Yeah, but I just say f*ck it! they may as well hate me!  ChErRiCuPcAkEs: yes  BriBri_01509: Yes.  leshai: yes  sBpLyEr10: no  rogue_nymph: yes  Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto? (16 answers)  boxocereal: Lol..  music_is_life: cuz Micky is The Boss damnit  BriBri_01509: I have no idea. BTW, isn't is supposed to be that way?  I_Have_A_Monkey_And_He_Eats_Cheese: I am with spkr2nml on this.  Jimmyd: Growth hormones and painful gene therapy.  Gerbilman: Mmmmmmm, mouse.  BiRd_MaN: Because Pluto is the smallest planet in the Milky Way.  QuietAngel04: good question, i wish i only knew  music_is_life: because every dog is smaller than its owner.....even though Mickey isnt Pluto's owner but thats ok  Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? (10 answers)  boxocereal: I don't know.  Secretstudent: "We" don't. I drive on roads and park in a garage.  Gerbilman: Because people were hgih when they named them.  BiRd_MaN: Because.  QuietAngel04: because this world we live in is a totally screwed up place  music_is_life: because this is america, we do everything oppisite  Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces? (12 answers)  boxocereal: LOL!  music_is_life: because the person measuring it originally wasnt a stoner  Angel2Devil2Friend: I wonder if there is a reason  Secretstudent: The term pound doesn't refer to weight. It refers to the main ingrediant in the cake. It's made up mostly of ground up animals that they "put to sleep" at the pound.  Gerbilman: Mmmmmm, pie.  BiRd_MaN: Pound cake is delicious.  music_is_life: i forget why  Why do they call it disposable douche? Is there a kind of douche you keep after using? (7 answers)  boxocereal: LOL!  madaboutjess: I keep everyone, lol not really.  getit: Ha Ha - true  Gerbilman: What is wrong with you honey? lol  BiRd_MaN: I suppose you could keep a disposable one.  music_is_life: i have no idea what yore talking about  If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you? (9 answers)  boxocereal: Hmm..  music_is_life: uumm...what they said  BiRd_MaN: Indecisive.  Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up? (9 answers)  boxocereal: Too much moisture.  music_is_life: it isnt exposed to air  BiRd_MaN: There isn't enough oxygen in it.  Why do donuts have holes? (18 answers)  boxocereal: Eww..  Angel2Devil2Friend: Ha ha ha idk  getit: well cause they used to make em on these stick thingies, that and you can have fun with guys with em  ChErRiCuPcAkEs: idk lol  Secretstudent: The bakers need something to screw in order to fill up the creme filled baked goods.  Gerbilman: I agree with bird man. That, or there losers who couldn't get a date.  music_is_life: oo oo theres a real story to that....yes it is real.... i person was on their boat in the middle of the night in the middle of the sea and he was having difficulties holding his donut so he made holes in them using a hook....yes its a true story i swear to god  rollergurl4life: it is one more hole to stick a dick in  Dawnofanewera: So, things can go through it!  BiRd_MaN: So they can throw the part they take out at people and laugh.  Simple_Charlotte_Day: the penis goes in the hole  If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound? (7 answers)  boxocereal: Hmm..  Gerbilman: Theoretically, yes.  music_is_life: no, far from it  BiRd_MaN: YES!  Simple_Charlotte_Day: no  In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? (13 answers)  boxocereal: I don't know.  getit: I guess so you can write your own ending if ya wanna  Girl_Broken_Inside: It's because authors get paid by the number of pages they have in their books so obviously they wanna squeeze the cash cow for all it's worth. *LOL*  Gerbilman: They were to lazy to finish the book.  music_is_life: for author atuographs  BiRd_MaN: Letters to the editor?  Simple_Charlotte_Day: there were letters but they fell off  How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? (6 answers)  boxocereal: Try it.  Gerbilman: 1,295. I tried it a couple of times.  music_is_life: 1,167  BiRd_MaN: 237  Simple_Charlotte_Day: 169  Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies? (8 answers)  boxocereal: =p  music_is_life: but in a way they are considering they're white  music_is_life: no, they're crackers.... i think....o well  BiRd_MaN: Because the people who made them are probably British.  Simple_Charlotte_Day: lol........i d k  If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing? (8 answers)  boxocereal: Hmm..  Jimmyd: Well, for starters, you'd give just about everyone you looked at cancer. Secondly, an x-ray scanner needs another receiver on the other side to pick up the images, so you would see nothing if your eyes emitted x-rays.  music_is_life: no, because you can controll it  BiRd_MaN: Not if you can turn it on and off.  paolo101: but why can't a x-ray see throuth everything?  paolo101: gud point  If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator? (6 answers)  boxocereal: Lol..  Jimmyd: Actually, it's just a common misconception. Living in both hemispheres as I do, I can safely say that it can flow eiher way anywhere in the world. It depends on how your sink is made.  music_is_life: straight down  BiRd_MaN: Yeah your **** justs sits there.  Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights? (10 answers)  boxocereal: He sucks.  paseika: y do u wear them on the inside?  MissStyle: he tried to set the trend but failed  Jimmyd: To keep his danglies doubly warm.  music_is_life: to be even more different and special  BiRd_MaN: He has a small package.  Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together? (9 answers)  boxocereal: Yes.  getit: yep  ChErRiCuPcAkEs: that is scary  music_is_life: then why arent preists really called therapist?  BiRd_MaN: They are rapists.  Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? (8 answers)  boxocereal: LOL!  paseika: so the body doesnt fall out on some grieveing person when they lift it!  getit: sure - nobody cummin out and sure as hell nobody wants in  music_is_life: gives the bugs a harder time so theres more time for people to go grave stealing to steal it and rape it  BiRd_MaN: Because nobody really dies until you kill them.  dazedNconfusedBetty: grave robbers?  If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan? (9 answers)  boxocereal: Yes.  Angel2Devil2Friend: I dont believe so  music_is_life: no, you just arent orginized  BiRd_MaN: Mmmhmmm.  How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time? (3 answers)  boxocereal: Eww..  music_is_life: theres little sour in it and that sour makes it sweet.....again a real fact  BiRd_MaN: Because you touch yourself at night.  How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time? (4 answers)  boxocereal: Why is this repeated?  music_is_life: ancient chinesse secret, didnt you know that?  BiRd_MaN: Because you touch yourself at night.  When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not? (4 answers)  boxocereal: =p  music_is_life: whats special about "theirs"?  BiRd_MaN: What the hell? Why would that be a coincidence? *Explodes again*  Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!? (10 answers)  boxocereal: Some adults take it.  music_is_life: well i was quite the adventurer when i was a small one, im sure you were too  getit: always kept my lil sis off her bulldozer when she took em  ChErRiCuPcAkEs: lol some people aint smart  BiRd_MaN: Adults take like 10 to get high.  If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy? (3 answers)  boxocereal: =p  BiRd_MaN: Haha you're right, people are stupid.  If you eat regular rice crispies with chocolate milk will it taste the same as eating co-co crispies with regular milk? (5 answers)  boxocereal: No.  BiRd_MaN: No. The rice crispies themselves will taste different. The milk will be the same.  If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it? (6 answers)  boxocereal: LMAO!  BiRd_MaN: So they can give it to God and He can taunt us with it.  Don’t you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub? (3 answers)  boxocereal: LOL!  BiRd_MaN: Yes, yes I do.  Is it possible for a narcoleptic to have insomnia? (4 answers)  boxocereal: Hmm..  BiRd_MaN: I do believe so.  Is there anything easier done than said? (5 answers)  boxocereal: Yes.  getit: right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  BiRd_MaN: It's the other way around.  How come, in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place? (5 answers)  boxocereal: I don't know.  BiRd_MaN: Wheats is more classy and Sweets is an *******.  thescrunchwithin: that's an interesting observation  Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza? (4 answers)  boxocereal: Eww..  BiRd_MaN: Why is canadian bacon canadian? Why do they cut it off of their pigs in circles?  If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always white? (5 answers)  boxocereal: Hmm..  BiRd_MaN: He's right you know.  When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand? (7 answers)  boxocereal: I don't know.  BiRd_MaN: I can't snap my fingers.  thescrunchwithin: it's all in the palm of the hand  If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what day would you die? (3 answers)  boxocereal: Uhh..  BiRd_MaN: *Explodes*  Why do police officers wear tight clothes and dressy shoes? wouldn't that make them slower when chasing someone? (4 answers)  boxocereal: LOL!  KindaEyeWantTo: Hmm....they can wear what they want, especially the HOT ones :)  BiRd_MaN: I don't think so, I think they just think they got big weenies and want everyone to see them.  thescrunchwithin: because they look smokin' in them, that's why.  Do you ever notice those red balls on the wires while your driving? Well what are they for? (5 answers)  boxocereal: No.  BiRd_MaN: Um yeah that x3  tRepuR: they are so helicopters can see the wires and know not to fly to low to them  tRepuR: they are so helicopters can see the wires and know not to fly to low to them  tRepuR: they are so helicopters can see the wires and know not to fly to low to them  If lava melts rock, wouldn’t the lava melt the volcano? (4 answers)  boxocereal: Yes.  BiRd_MaN: Not if it's an underwater volcano.  Savvyanna: i always use to think that  If the handicapped bathrooms are for people who cant walk why do they put them at the end of the bathrooms ? (5 answers)  boxocereal: LOL!  getit: more fun to warch ????  BiRd_MaN: Wheelchairs are fun.  How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? (2 answers)  boxocereal: I don't know.  BiRd_MaN: You already asked this question. Important enough to be enough of an ass to say ass instead of murder.  Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well? (5 answers)  boxocereal: You.  BiRd_MaN: GOD!  djhowty: i do  Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back? (4 answers)  boxocereal: =/  BiRd_MaN: Because he has nice shoulders.  djhowty: he's in full retreat  Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? (8 answers)  boxocereal: It's just the right thing to do...  djhowty: my squadleader during INDOC . . . trust me  BiRd_MaN: If you don't they get all dry and they fall off.  xcherry_moonx: mothers do...  CanyonB: cuz it'll start stinkin if you dont  Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? (4 answers)  boxocereal: Why is this repeated?  BiRd_MaN: If you don't they get all dry and they fall off.  CanyonB: your mom  aliwaliwoo: KJAHSAJKSJKAS  Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters? (6 answers)  boxocereal: =p  BiRd_MaN: Because Charlie is a cooler name.  Gerbilman: Because my neighbor's are stupid  CanyonB: just cuz  Can bald men get lice?? (7 answers)  boxocereal: No.  Angel2Devil2Friend: I dont believe so  greeneyes_nikki: yes, lice can live anywhere there's hair, just not necessarily on the head. though they can live in a person's eyebrows or even up a person's nose.  djhowty: yes . . . but not on their head ;)  BiRd_MaN: No.  Gerbilman: Interesting  CanyonB: i hope not  Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? (5 answers)  boxocereal: Lol..  djhowty: they used to be deadlier  BiRd_MaN: Because they pointy needles.  CanyonB: they keep other things safe  Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked? (5 answers)  boxocereal: =p  djhowty: you naked isn't considered art  BiRd_MaN: I tried steaking once. I got chased by the school police officer and he started cracking up and I didn't even get in trouble.  Gerbilman: I run around naked. I don't care! ; )  PhoenixPhantom: Because everyobody get turned on by naked staues.  Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1? (3 answers)  boxocereal: Hmm..  getit: just like why is there no channel 1 on any TV ?????  BiRd_MaN: Because it isn't a number.  Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? (4 answers)  boxocereal: People are stupid.  djhowty: bad planning on their part  BiRd_MaN: You could turn it sideways to look at the bottom.  Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? (7 answers)  boxocereal: =p  Gerbilman: It's still as sweat as you baby!  xcherry_moonx: chocolate contains dairy and sugars  XpaintXmeXblackX: I donno i just love it!!!  BiRd_MaN: Cocoa beans aren't though. I had one once, and it tasted weird.  Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? (5 answers)  boxocereal: =p  Jimmyd: The word you're thinking of is "poly" in greek, which means many. "Politics" comes from "Politikos", as in the process of running a country. Tch, I'm no fun, am I?  djhowty: actually it comes from politicus in Latin, and politikos in Greek. i have no idea what those words mean, although I do know that "tic" is a facial twitch and "tick" is a bloodsucking creature.  Gerbilman: It's more like the truth  BiRd_MaN: It sure is.  "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" (5 answers)  boxocereal: Yes.  getit: old Dolphie would be proud  thescrunchwithin: that's awesome... I'll have to remember that when dealing with my bf's mom  BiRd_MaN: Spread the word to the other towns.  Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? (2 answers)  boxocereal: Hmm..  BiRd_MaN: It's the other way around here.  How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? (8 answers)  boxocereal: Lol..  greeneyes_nikki: I think it's mentioned in Dantes' Inferno that one of the levels of hell is actually ice.  Gerbilman: Beacause people are stupid  PhoenixPhantom: i never say its colder than hell... I say its as hot as hell though  HGgrits69: never herd anyone ever say that phrase....  BiRd_MaN: Cold isn't real, the heat is just removed and we made up a word for it.  Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? (2 answers)  boxocereal: No.  BiRd_MaN: Do dyslexic people get foreign movies with subtitles. The answer to both is no.  Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? (5 answers)  boxocereal: HAHAH that's what I wanna know.. some ****ing pervert.  Gerbilman: Me  Wolfeh: i dont know, but im sure it had to do with the person saying "hmm, we drink milk from human nipples when we're babies, and baby cows drink milk from cow's udders... and it would just be indecend to get milk from human nipples as an adult, so lets get that cow stuff"  BiRd_MaN: Earl Simmons, AKA DMX.  Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? (4 answers)  boxocereal: Because.  getit: they hadn'rt invented Hamburger Helper yet  BiRd_MaN: He didn't name it that, he called it that.  Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? (2 answers)  boxocereal: Lol..  BiRd_MaN: I don't get ice in my drinks, it makes them flat and watery.  Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? (3 answers)  boxocereal: No.  NewVamp: Yes if the parents allow it  BiRd_MaN: No.  If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change (3 answers)  boxocereal: Eww..  BiRd_MaN: Change clothes? No, I'd rather have them naked. I'd enjoy my chicken wings more.  When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place? (3 answers)  boxocereal: =p  BiRd_MaN: Because it's funny when other people are in pain.  Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute? (5 answers)  boxocereal: LOL!  PhoenixPhantom: Kids with no friends have imaginary friends, kids with no friends go crazy.  BiRd_MaN: How is that cute. They're ****ing crazy.  Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach? (4 answers)  boxocereal: Yes.  xcherry_moonx: yeah, at night.  purple1: Yes. When people say that they are usually reffering to a place where nothing but doctors camer's and tampons get to see.............  BiRd_MaN: Is this a sex joke?  What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes? (2 answers)  boxocereal: Hmm..  BiRd_MaN: Uh then he'd have to grant it he's a damned genie.  Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing? (3 answers)  boxocereal: LOL!  BiRd_MaN: Lol I saw some guy on Comedy Central who was talking about him watching America's Most Wanted and then going on tour and him seeing one of the guys on there... He tackled him and then he was like apparently they use actors.  When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them? (3 answers)  boxocereal: Hmm..  BiRd_MaN: One for exit and one for entry... Targets have like 10.  NewVamp: Because they said so  Why do men have nipples? (8 answers)  Angel2Devil2Friend: Nipple gene  boxocereal: So girls can have something else to suck on. =p  romeo305mia: women produce estrogen and the males produce testosterone that other guy is stupid  Garbage_Can_Can: well..medically speaking, guys produce estrogen, like female produce testosterone. but guys dont produce enough of it to grow boobies, so therefore, the nipples!  Invader_Tech: newVamp iz correkt  BiRd_MaN: So we have something else to play with besides our penises. Nevermind. Any guys who plays with his nipples is a fruit.  NewVamp: Because the nipple gene is in the X chromosome which is apparent in both sexes  Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? (4 answers)  boxocereal: People are stupid.  getit: to se who will get it in the head so we can laugh  Invader_Tech: normally to get them to "look up" at the object thats hurtling toward them at VERY FAST speeds, so they can duck in time  BiRd_MaN: So it actually hits the person it's not supposed to.  Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables? (7 answers)  boxocereal: Who knows.  Jimmyd: Fruits. Seeds on the inside.  Garbage_Can_Can: nasty as hell..  thescrunchwithin: fruits  Invader_Tech: fruit  CaNdYSaVeS: it is a fruit  BiRd_MaN: Fruits... No wait... Vegetables! Fruits! Can I use my 50/50?  How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does? (5 answers)  boxocereal: Because you touch yourself at night.  Garbage_Can_Can: it sounds like you want something else to get wrinkly...lol  Invader_Tech: thats a good question  BiRd_MaN: Oh, that answers my question about if you have a ding dong or not.  Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books? (7 answers)  boxocereal: I don't know.  Angel2Devil2Friend: i have never noticed that  Garbage_Can_Can: wtf?  Invader_Tech: yyyyeeeaaahh, ive never notticed that either, heheh  BiRd_MaN: I don't look at that page. You're weird. You're probably like the only person in the history of forever who has ever noticed that.  If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing? (6 answers)  boxocereal: I don't know.  NewVamp: They also french kiss  PRIMO: The French Kiss is refered to as an American Kiss in France.  BiRd_MaN: How do Australian people react to oral sex? Questions.  Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets? (6 answers)  boxocereal: LOL!  getit: that is stupid, who cares what they are covered with?????  Invader_Tech: to get people to buy them when they seem 'em at the market or mattress store. Its like a gimick, something to attract the customer  abercrombie45640: haha hmm i dono.who really cares..  BiRd_MaN: I'm not sure I don't look at mine too often. I sleep on the floor a lot.  Why do they say "an alarm goes off" if it's really going on? (6 answers)  boxocereal: I don't know.  Garbage_Can_Can: i HATE that f ucking sound! thats the worst sound in the world  HGgrits69: i dont know but it really bothers me  Invader_Tech: think of the phrase "sound off". Its used usually in the military and it relates to making noise  BiRd_MaN: I dunno, it's like a guy getting off when it's really getting out. Eww, that was gross.  Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? (3 answers)  boxocereal: Why is this repeated?  abercrombie45640: haha i guess bird man is right..but ive always wondered the same*  BiRd_MaN: There isn't enough oxygen for it to dry.  If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose? (6 answers)  boxocereal: Nope.  Garbage_Can_Can: no...  Invader_Tech: the cow would half to drink milk for that to happen in the first place, so no  Blahead: Lmao probably nothing will  Pyroguy24: only if when pregnant women laughed milk would come out of their nose  BiRd_MaN: Trick question, cows can't laugh.  How is it possible to have a civil war? (7 answers)  boxocereal: Hmm..  Jimmyd: When people within a country disagree enough. Easy peasy!  purple1: It isn't, the people who thought of that wanted to make it sound like a good thing.  Invader_Tech: if you use those little gloves to smack your opponents with, like them rich people do  Pyroguy24: arguing over slaves  BiRd_MaN: Chicken sandwich.  What was the best thing before sliced bread? (6 answers)  boxocereal: BREADS!  Garbage_Can_Can: loaves....  Invader_Tech: bread sawed in half  itpops: Sliced onions.  BiRd_MaN: Unsliced bread.  If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked? (7 answers)  boxocereal: Both.  Garbage_Can_Can: poor turtle....  NewVamp: bead but paralyzed beforehand  itpops: Dead.  CanyonB: both, and soon to die  rogue_nymph: It's dead.  BiRd_MaN: It's dead.  Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? (7 answers)  boxocereal: LOL!  Garbage_Can_Can: lol  abercrombie45640: haha thats funny*  Invader_Tech: hah, good one  CanyonB: i guess  BiRd_MaN: I suppose.  Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? (3 answers)  boxocereal: y  CanyonB: never thought bout it before you mentioned it, but yea it is  BiRd_MaN: Yes. Yes it is.  If convenience stores are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? (8 answers)  boxocereal: For emergencies.  Garbage_Can_Can: so the workers can get jiggy in the milk isle  CanyonB: not completely sure. it probalby has something to do with doors coming with them already installed, or maybe for emergency situations that the doors might need to be locked for. not sure what that could be though  sugar_2004: in case the workers by themself and has to go pee. seriously thats what they have to do at the circle k where my bf works. if ya gotta pee you have to look up for a minute  BiRd_MaN: Because.  If vampires can't see their own reflections, how is it that their hair is always so neat? (5 answers)  boxocereal: Hmm..  Garbage_Can_Can: thats actually paint...  CanyonB: they have great barbers  BiRd_MaN: They just guess at it.  Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? (4 answers)  boxocereal: You.  CanyonB: lol. thats great  BiRd_MaN: YOU MADE ME LAUGH!  Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? (3 answers)  boxocereal: Hmm..  CanyonB: huh?  BiRd_MaN: Because they stand.  Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? (4 answers)  boxocereal: Hmm..  Pyroguy24: by car is postage because the post deals with it cargo can be either plane or ship cause they have a cargo hold  CanyonB: just more proof on why this languages confuses so many people  BiRd_MaN: I don't say cargo too often, so my answer to this question is chair.  If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? (5 answers)  boxocereal: Babies.  getit: very messy process  Garbage_Can_Can: "ass"ence of baby...lol  CanyonB: ive heard this before and my answer is really really cruel so i refuse to put it here  BiRd_MaN: Probably corn.  When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? (6 answers)  boxocereal: Purple.  CanyonB: black  BiRd_MaN: Purple.  Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? (8 answers)  boxocereal: LOL!  getit: yeah, they say a seat cushion will "become " a floatation devise if the plane goes into the water. Why doesn't the plane just "become" a boat ?????  NewVamp: Because the plane is going too fast, too high and most people don't know how to use them. On top of that, you really can't get everyone out in time anyway  Pyroguy24: if you tried to parachute out of a crashing plane you would get sucked into the atmosphere or the planes engines and die  CanyonB: lol, that one made me think, and after about a minute of thinking about it, i have come up with nothing. i dunno  BiRd_MaN: Yeah, what the hell is with that. You can't float in air.  Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? (5 answers)  boxocereal: LOL!  Garbage_Can_Can: lmao  CanyonB: probably not, cuz they cry all the time  BiRd_MaN: Because they're sick pervs.  Why do "tugboats" push? (6 answers)  boxocereal: Hmm..  Angel2Devil2Friend: They tug  Jimmyd: Since when have they pushed? All the ones in the harbour next to my home pull.  Garbage_Can_Can: no, i think most of them tug..  CanyonB: cuz the creators were high on drugs when they were supposed to be designing it  BiRd_MaN: Maybe because pigs have snouts.  Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? (3 answers)  boxocereal: Hmm..  Garbage_Can_Can: lol count the seconds..  BiRd_MaN: ... I think I just died a little inside thinking about that one.  Why is a boxing ring square? (4 answers)  boxocereal: Because.  Garbage_Can_Can: so they can sit in the corners  CanyonB: becuz they wanted it that way, damn. why you ask so many questions. lol. jk  BiRd_MaN: Why do doughnuts have holes in the middle of them?  Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? (6 answers)  boxocereal: Sure.  CanyonB: something like that  BiRd_MaN: Dammit, now I'm confused too.  BiRd_MaN: Dammit, now I'm confused too.  If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently? (4 answers)  boxocereal: ??  Garbage_Can_Can: they would look more like boobies!  Secretstudent: No but they would be decorated.  BiRd_MaN: Well, if you're referring to the whole them looking like wangs thing, I doubt it. They'd probably just be bigger, because they like the big ones. Once you go black, you never go back.  Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? (4 answers)  boxocereal: Beats me.  Garbage_Can_Can: some ppl might be allergic and what better way to kill some one other than soap?  BiRd_MaN: Once again, just to confuse you.  Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? (6 answers)  boxocereal: LOL!  Garbage_Can_Can: lmao  abercrombie45640: haha who knows!  BiRd_MaN: THANK YOU! That's what I've been trying to tell people. Then they're like, "Why are you pointing to your dick? I'm not going to put in anywhere."  Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round? (6 answers)  boxocereal: EWWWW!  getit: same reason hotdog buns and hotdogs are in differenr numbers in their packages  Garbage_Can_Can: to fit into tupperwares?lol idk  BiRd_MaN: The family guy movie?  ford_blows_133: i agree i just finished watchin that movie  BiRd_MaN: To confuse you.  How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? (2 answers)  boxocereal: Why is this repeated?  BiRd_MaN: Important enough to be enough of an ass to say ass instead of murder.  Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? (4 answers)  boxocereal: LOL!  Garbage_Can_Can: good question  BiRd_MaN: Or maybe butt blockers.  abercrombie45640: haha i dono..ateroid makes so much more sense*  If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? (12 answers)  boxocereal: Succeed.  romeo305mia: i neva fail. if there is 1 thing bout me is i alwayz try my best and most of da time i dont fail. but if i do i will keep on trying.  romeo305mia: i neva fail. if there is 1 thing bout me is i alwayz try my best and most of da time i dont fail. but if i do i will keep on trying.  romeo305mia: i neva fail. if there is 1 thing bout me is i alwayz try my best and most of da time i dont fail. but if i do i will keep on trying.  romeo305mia: i neva fail. if there is 1 thing bout me is i alwayz try my best and most of da time i dont fail. but if i do i will keep on trying.  Garbage_Can_Can: if failing is what you seek, and accomplish, youve succeeded  Secretstudent: Neither, but you have become a successful failure  NewVamp: succeeded  BiRd_MaN: Idiots. You fail in failing. It's an easy question.  mynka: yeah yr cancelling each other out...  Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? (7 answers)  boxocereal: LOL!  getit: no chance of that  Garbage_Can_Can: yes. i've actually considered on doing so, but not successful  BiRd_MaN: Yes they are. Yes they are.  BiRd_MaN: Yes they are. Yes they are.  How do blind people know when they are done wiping? (8 answers)  boxocereal: That's what I want to know.  Garbage_Can_Can: when their a s s hole stops itching  Secretstudent: Sniff thier fingers  thescrunchwithin: I don't quite understand this question, considering that sighted people don't look at their ass to know when they're done.  abercrombie45640: haha hmm i dono  BiRd_MaN: When their ass starts bleeding from them wiping too much. On another note, do you crumple or fold your TP?  Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? (6 answers)  boxocereal: Maybe.  Garbage_Can_Can: have you ever seen superstar? lmao that chicks name is evian!!!  BiRd_MaN: Probably not.  If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? (6 answers)  boxocereal: Because it looks good.  Garbage_Can_Can: i guess its nice to feel lace  BiRd_MaN: Because, it's only love when you're naked.  NewVamp: Love isn't blind. The person who came up with that quote is a moron  If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? (3 answers)  boxocereal: Hmm..  Garbage_Can_Can: yay, BiRd_MaN!!!  BiRd_MaN: Because Holland has two l's. Holles would look weird.  Has anyone ever tried goat milk? (13 answers)  boxocereal: No.  ChErRiCuPcAkEs: no  Garbage_Can_Can: naw  BiRd_MaN: Nope. Just good ol' rat's milk for me. (Kidding)  abercrombie45640: no..dont really plan to either*  martycaseysgrl: yeah, when I was young  QuietAngel04: yep, when i was really little, it was the only kind that i could drink  bethanie1: ewww no!  who has Deja Vu alot? (12 answers)  Angel2Devil2Friend: Not I  boxocereal: Not a lot.  Garbage_Can_Can: i do!  abercrombie45640: umm i have a few times*  BiRd_MaN: i do WHOA WTF?!  BiRd_MaN: i do  djhowty: i do  What's your greates fear? Why? (9 answers)  boxocereal: Losing loved ones.  Defekteliebe666: Being alone. I have always been afriad to be alone because I never know what would happen if I flipped out one day and no one was there to help me.  getit: mushrooms - is that fuked up or what????  ChErRiCuPcAkEs: dieing and being raped agaiin  Garbage_Can_Can: going crazy or hyperextending my knees  BiRd_MaN: Spiders. They have too many legs.  Who still Trick o Treats? (14 answers)  boxocereal: No.  Garbage_Can_Can: <~~~me!  thescrunchwithin: I do, it's fun to dress up and it's free candy!  BiRd_MaN: I might this year. I dunno.  abercrombie45640: haha im in hs n me n some of my friends went last year n prolly wil this year too..hehe its fun and i wana stay a kid for as long as possible..plus halloween is great*=)  QuietAngel04: I stopped after the 5th grade  chibi_chibi_9000: I stopped when I was 12  Gerbilman: I do! But I Trick or Treat mostly to go and scare the anoyying little kids that run around my neighborhood!  Dawnofanewera: I do!!!!!!  Monstrum: if we could down under, we would  xcodyx: ME!  My friend Ana wants to know, Why do guys pump their horn as much as they pump their dicks? (8 answers)  boxocereal: ??  getit: practice  BiRd_MaN: Because, penises have a value that us guys hold sacred.  Gerbilman: I only "pump" my dick when you're around!; ) LMAO  Batman VS. Superman, who would win? (16 answers)  boxocereal: Batman I guess.  lonely_chico: both might win or lose cause batman can pull out superman weakness  getit: Batman - while Superman is in the phone booth changin his clothes, Batman could kick his asss  ChErRiCuPcAkEs: superman  Garbage_Can_Can: superman..but batman is hotter : )  BiRd_MaN: Batman. He has mobile.  djhowty: superman, although i like batman better  Gerbilman: Cheese. Cheese will always triumph over it all!  ArtistGirl4119: batman cause hes the best  carla03: carlasman  x_yournamehere_x: Superman Batman doesn't have any powers i mean come on that's an easy call  coolkid19878: Probably Superman, unless Batman has Kryptonite  Dark chocolate or white chocolate? (15 answers)  boxocereal: I guess dark.  romeo305mia: white  Garbage_Can_Can: MILK CHOCOLATE  BiRd_MaN: Well, I'm a straight guy, so milk.  abercrombie45640: mm prolly white*  djhowty: dark  chibi_chibi_9000: white  Gerbilman: You. ; )  coolkid19878: White  Gerbilman: White. I perfer vanilla though.  Savvyanna: Not really a fan of either i like milk best  Who feels like killing themselves right this very moment? (15 answers)  boxocereal: No.  getit: don't threaten me with a good time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  MissStyle: i want to explode my head  Garbage_Can_Can: oink oink, not me!  itpops: Someone, I'm sure.  BiRd_MaN: Nope, I don't think that way.  djhowty: no thanks . . . i'll pass on that  Gerbilman: I hope you don't. I love you and you know that!  SwordDancer: Me. I could just imagine the scene I would make if I did it.  lithium: no  Gerbilman: I feel like killing my douche bag neighbor right now if that counts! lol  my_bright_pink_star_5609: honestly... me  PRIMO: Not I. Never have, Never will.  Does anyone here know trig or precal?I need help. (8 answers)  boxocereal: No.  Garbage_Can_Can: naw..but i make a hell of a cheat sheet!  BiRd_MaN: Haha hell no.  coolkid19878: Well I'm taking College level calculus, so I know this stuff pretty well  my_bright_pink_star_5609: kinda  PRIMO: I knew some pre cal but that was a lonnnnnnnnnng time ago.  QHprincess: I know some... what kind of problems?  Who here LOVES breast? (21 answers)  boxocereal: ?  Angel2Devil2Friend: Not I  KindaEyeWantTo: *me*  willC_4567: Me and you look like you have a nice pair  romeo305mia: yo i am with gerblilman and whenendsmeet  Garbage_Can_Can: i like mine...  BiRd_MaN: They're all right.  bethanie1: mine are great  chibi_chibi_9000: w0rd  Gerbilman: I love your breast's. ; )  Gerbilman: Pick me coach!  my_bright_pink_star_5609: me  HGgrits69: i think mine are to big too  Nene77: ... i like mine just fine  Vettefreak89: man i'm eating chicken...!  rogue_nymph: i prefer them in pairs  Big or small? guys what size breast do you prefer( just wondering)? (19 answers)  boxocereal: I don't care.  willC_4567: I like ones that are firm the size doesn't matter that much  romeo305mia: big but not to big  itpops: I don't care.  BiRd_MaN: Those big flopping ones. No, more of a normal breast. Implants are unnatural.  Gerbilman: I like any part of you.  xcodyx: if they are so big, when you grab them, you sprain a thumb, thats bad lol, i like em middle/small  SwordDancer: what lithium said.  lithium: happy medium here?  my_bright_pink_star_5609: im a girl but i like small and big but if i had to choose small  Gerbilman: I don't like big breasts. Think about, if you marry some one with big breasts and grow old with them, how do you think those things are gonna look 40 to 50 years down the road?  Vettefreak89: depends  hotshothayes: doesnt matter  Who here has ever been in an abusive relationship? (12 answers)  boxocereal: No.  KindaEyeWantTo: Heh, me. One of my exes (dated 2 years) was an emotional vampire (energy-sucker) and VERY manipulative. Even though it took me so long to realize it, when I finally did, I got the heck out of that!!  ChErRiCuPcAkEs: i have  Garbage_Can_Can: only mentally..but not physically...ended VERY quick!  BiRd_MaN: Never been in a relationship.  Gerbilman: I haven't and thank God I haven't. I know that i'll never be abusive to you. I love you too much to do that.  xcodyx: ive been slaped around alot lol  lithium: mentally also  my_bright_pink_star_5609: me  Nene77: mentally  sugar_2004: yeah. mentally and mildly physically. it wasnt as bad as alot of peoples though. hed punch me and stuff but its not like he beat the **** out of me  Who hates or really dislikes cheerleaders, and why? (21 answers)  boxocereal: Sometimes they are annoying.  music_is_life: THEY"RE ****ING IDIOTS!!!! i dont ever affilliate with them, on the field or off the field  romeo305mia: i like them the r flexible and perky  Garbage_Can_Can: well, some can be bitches, but thats because theyre bitches, not cheerleaders...and i cheerlead..  BiRd_MaN: Gay guys.  Gerbilman: Only if they're as hot as you baby. ; )  lithium: preps...I dont talk to them.  my_bright_pink_star_5609: i used to, but most of my friends are now, and they are not by any means preppies or i would not talk to them, but they are really nice, all of our cheerleaders are, but then again, maybe it's because i go to a hick shool.  Gerbilman: out here where I live, all the cheerleaders are freakin premadonas that think they're better than everyone. They think they're so hot and yet the girls that they make fun of and call "ugly" are a hell of alot better looking then they are! I agree with sugar 2004, but here in oakdale, the cheerleaders are the type of cheerleader usually portrayed. the only difference is, our cheerleaders are about as attractive as Hilary Clinton!  Nene77: HAHAHA, we dont have cheerleaders  Vettefreak89: dang kinda to think that one of my teachers is one!  sugar_2004: i dont see how people can dislike a group of people and judge them as if they were all the same. people need to stop stereotyping. i was a cheerleader yet i was nothing like the "stereotypical" cheerleader you see protrayed usually . its just an activity they do, how can you judge their personality by that?  fluffymadison: I dream of em' being in my bed!  my_idols_happen_to_be_twins: I agree with dysfunctionalgurl all the way! and they are annoying  koRn_chick2007: some of the ones I know are stuck up, but they're still great to look at lol  Who wants summer break to be here again? (18 answers)  boxocereal: I want summer to be here!!!!!!!!!!  Angel2Devil2Friend: I do I do I do... Oh wait did I say I do  romeo305mia: me shyt i love da summer i get to show of my bodie at da beach  Garbage_Can_Can: i actually dont care...but yea, i miss it  itpops: Not I. I hate summer.  BiRd_MaN: Uhh me.  abercrombie45640: me i hate school soo much!  Gerbilman: I want you to be here.  my_bright_pink_star_5609: i have a 2 week break in like 2 weeks cuz i go to a year round school now.  Nene77: aye  sugar_2004: not me i dont like the summer too much. its too hot  my_idols_happen_to_be_twins: umm not really not me  Gerbilman: Not really. There's nothing to do st smy house. That's why I always liked school. Excpet the principle. He was an ass.  Wolfeh: i do! i cant wait for next summer <3  koRn_chick2007: I do Last 10 Questions Posted iBoy2G: 5/23: Threesome with Gage, Boxocereal and Herman Cain? iBoy2G: 5/23: Politicians are like diapers, they have to be changed frequently, and for the same reasons! iBoy2G: 5/23: I really miss ceaser1. Do you? iBoy2G: 5/23: So, I was sweeping with Gage when suddenly I noticed a broom stick up my ass...! ceaser2: when was the last time you updated your profile? ceaser2: how many girls wear crotchless panties? ceaser2: what is the best thing that happend to you? iBoy2G: 5/23: What would you say if Chris Christie was caught having sex with Michael Moore? iBoy2G: 5/23: I can't figure out if "iluvbingEMO" loves BING or EMO? WHICH IS IT? iBoy2G: 5/23: Would you let Chris Christie sit down on your favorite chair?

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