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applecucumber  Profile   Guestbook   Friends   Photo Album   My Q&A   Contact   My Stuff   Personality  applecucumber's Q & A Click on a question below to answer it and to view other user's answers. applecucumber has 55 questions total. applecucumber has answered a total of 251 other questions. New! View Q & A Top 50  Does it snow there? (4 answers)  boxocereal: Yes.  Heidikins: Not often. The only major snowfall was '92  blondebomshell: yup  what time is it where you are? (3 answers)  boxocereal: 4:53 PM  bkfinest: it is 10:16am  my ear hurts, i think im getting sick (1 answers)  boxocereal: Oh.  is ye a virgin? (1 answers)  boxocereal: No.  Whats your favourite body part? (3 answers)  boxocereal: I don't know.  blondebomshell: boys arms strong 1ns  confederatecowgirl2006: boy stomachs. its orgasm-tastic  Since 2000 loads of scary **** has happened in the world, which event effected you the most? (1 answers)  boxocereal: I don't know.  Some people are so funcking rude arent they? (2 answers)  boxocereal: Yes.  zoep2003: yep they are  Dream holiday ? (3 answers)  boxocereal: Hmm..  zoep2003: oo um id love to go to australia or on a safari or summat like tha  gayguyinsussex: holiday at the Scilly Isles  How do you know when you are lost? (3 answers)  boxocereal: Uhh..  Heidikins: when everything seems suddenly foreign and its dark so youve obviously gone way off track  zoep2003: hmmm no idea ive never been lost  spoon or be spooned? (2 answers)  boxocereal: Hmm..  zoep2003: FORK lol  Cake or ice-cream? (4 answers)  boxocereal: ICE CREAMS!  blondebomshell: ice cream  confederatecowgirl2006: both. im extremely obese.  zoep2003: ice cream definatly...gotta be strawberry tho  At what age do you think people should start settling down? (4 answers)  boxocereal: I don't know.  blondebomshell: 26  zoep2003: about 25?  a spaceship lands in your backyard and an alien appears at your bedroom door with a two foot anal probe and a DEATH RAY saying 'take me to your leader!' Where do you take them?  (3 answers)  boxocereal: Hmm..  zoep2003: haha to tony blair an tell the aliens he wants an anal probe  cheer_up_emo_kid: uh on a 20 hr plane ride to melbourne,aus and dump it on renee's doorstep  anal?  (3 answers)  boxocereal: No.  confederatecowgirl2006: hellzmutha****in no - thats a poop shoot  zoep2003: nah  ever cheated or been cheated on?  (7 answers)  boxocereal: No.  zoep2003: cheated on  JamesLeer13: Yeah, I've cheated, and I feel like a bitch for it.  katiecav: Yeah I cheated on my boyfriend once. I went to a party when he was away adn got really drunk. it was the worst most humiliating night of my life  accidental: unfortunately(spelling)...yes i have cheated on someone...and im not sure if i was cheated on or not...he wouldnt fess up to it.  mizztriple: EXACTLY WHAT IS YOUR DEFFINITION OF CHEATING?  Would you rather fuck or make love?  (4 answers)  boxocereal: Make love....  confederatecowgirl2006: really depends...but then they get all attatched... im goin with f*ck  woodcock92627: fuck  Do you believe you can fail at life?  (6 answers)  boxocereal: I don't know.  zoep2003: yeh sure  JamesLeer13: I agree with crazy chick07  rylltraka: You can be a failure, but life is a zero-sum game when it ends, either way.  smccy: yes and no u cannot fail its ur life not a game but then if u kill urself u have given up on life  crazy_chick07: the point of life is to live right? well if you live i guess u can't fail.  bush or no bush?  (6 answers)  boxocereal: LOL!  confederatecowgirl2006: none - that **** is not cute  gayguyinsussex: no bush!  JamesLeer13: no bush  prettypinkpixie: i like my bikini line GOD DAMN IT! ITS LIKE HAVING A LITTLE PET IN MY PANTS!  mcmartyr: none.. i like my women shaved  Do you tend to look for in others qualities that you admire in yourself? or qualities you believe you lack?  (2 answers)  boxocereal: Hmm..  prettypinkpixie: both (the bikini line thing was a joke, i swear!)  dream job? (3 answers)  boxocereal: Something where I can work around animals.  JamesLeer13: directing the photography in movies  BlueCareBear16: I dunno a cop or paramedic...maybe an investigator  Are you happy? right now? in general? why?  (4 answers)  boxocereal: Sure.  JamesLeer13: Am I Happy?! HA!! Haven't been happy in years  BlueCareBear16: Not really...Cuz I am going thru bunches of problems!  WildInsaneCaroline: Nope. I'm very far from happiness. Why? Because everything in my life seems to be taking a deep nose dive.  do you sleep alone? wanna share?  (3 answers)  boxocereal: LOL!  BlueCareBear16: I sleep alone...cuz my man isn't here :-(  invader_tech: i sleep alone, and i dunno, wanna? lol  are you predictable?  (5 answers)  boxocereal: Sometimes.  Heidikins: absolutely  BlueCareBear16: hell no  hayles_12: my friends say I am, but thats coz they know me too well!  invader_tech: nope  what is the last thing you do before you go to sleep?  (5 answers)  boxocereal: Close my eyes.  JamesLeer13: ponder  prettypinkpixie: shut my eyes  invader_tech: stare at my computer screen  Juggalo_superstar15: smoke a cigarette  what is normal?  (8 answers)  boxocereal: I don't know.  crazy_chick07: very overrated  invader_tech: boring=normal  ROYALTY101: something inbetween  Radscythe: being a stupid jock or slut on crack that wants sex all the time  are you normal?  (7 answers)  boxocereal: I don't know.  invader_tech: nobody is...  ROYALTY101: not really  GBaby14: Somewhat  Radscythe: no I'm weird and unpopular..........it's better than being stuck up freaks on weed  eat one - cockroach or poo?  (8 answers)  boxocereal: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!  blondebomshell: ewww sic uuuh i guess the ****roach  JamesLeer13: ew  prettypinkpixie: cockroach plz. yummy!  invader_tech: roach  cartecc6: Cockroach because poo stinks and at leas the cockroach has useful proteins, poo is all waste  GBaby14: Roach  who here has faked an orgasm? who has been found out?  (4 answers)  boxocereal: No.  katiecav: all the time with my boyfriend  applecucumber: it is possible, not very credible but possibel, you gasp and spasm and roll over take the whatsy off like normal wrap it up and throw it out and if she doesnt see she wont know. i have some strange guy friends.  ROYALTY101: i dont think its possible for a guy to..  does getting so old that you start to decompose when you're still alive scare you? (3 answers)  boxocereal: Yes.  cartecc6: If I get that old I will kill myself, no abusive geriatric homes for me! And Id do the same for anyone who wants it, I cant imagine anyone wanting to live in that sort of condition.  applecucumber: Women in my family have a habit of living into their one hundreds, i plan to take some pills drink a bottle of nice red wine and swim out into the ocean on a warm summer evening when im about 70, Mary Wesley style. I want people to remember me living, not dieing slowly.  five years time you hope to be.. . . . . . . . where/what/who?  (7 answers)  boxocereal: I have NO idea.  JamesLeer13: dead...ooops!  prettypinkpixie: running down the street naked wid a pink flag!  applecucumber: i hope to be me, but older and wealthier, just as happy. hopefully still with my Mark and hopefully finished my degree, and i hope to have seen places and done things i would never even think of seeing/doing now. i hope to have surprised myself.  audio_lyrics: traveling i like to see what erybody is up to and plus try things and other good sit like that  what animal do you most resemble? why?  (3 answers)  boxocereal: I don't know.  prettypinkpixie: a duck i have big feet and flapping is fun!  im bored, tello me a story?  (5 answers)  boxocereal: Nah.  mikedude03: once upon a time, there was a dude named mike. some might call him mikedude. in any case, this mike decided one fine day to devote his life to the pursuit of justice and decided to become a superhero. of course, he also wanted an excuse to carry a katana and wear spandex. So anyway, with a grim look on his face, and his spandex making him unpleasantly sweaty, he strapped on his sword of great justice, and climbed onto his trusty 21-speed mountain bike. He was ready to hunt down some evildoers. Unfortunately, it seems that evildoers are fairly rare in La Jolla, and instead mike ended up being arrested for carrying a deadly weapon, and indecent exposure. Hey man, he was getting really hot and the spandex was making him itch. So sue me. him. whatever.  applecucumber: ooh i love it, wanna be my best friend?  DiaboloJr: ok, well one day Bob was walking down the street. he saw someone he thought he knew, he shouted out "hey fred!" no reply, so he went up to that person and tapped him on the shoulder. the man who was supposingly Fred turned around and instead of a human face Bob saw... it was the face of a cockroach! and Bob, being the wierd and twisted person he was, liked cockroaches, baked, fried, curried... but most of all.. he liked them raw! so Bob whipped out his knife and fork and started advancing on "Fred" with super-human speeds! but "Fred" was no ordinary cockroach, in fact, he was called Aaron! and if you know all about cockroaches, especially really massive ones that look like Fred, you would know that a roach called Aaron is seriously bad news! coz these Aarons are from outer space and they are really really posinous! so anyway, back to the story. Bob attacked Aaron and first cut out his brain and ate it... but thats when he realised he ws in trouble... coz when you eat an Aaron.. whatever part of it you ate will turn into a million little cockroaches and crawl out of every single hole and every single pore you have on your body! then they start growing massively big and start blowing up the world with thier giant laser beams and killing everyone they see and forcing themselves inside peoples mouths and being eaten so millions and billions and gazillions and schwobidakillopida-illions of little cockroaches appear and turn giant until the earth cant take the weight anymore and it collapses and blows up... shredding all the cockroaches into zillions of pieces. is that the end of the cockroaches though? of course not! coz when they get blown up by planets exploding unde extreme weight they turn into a kazzillion giant roaches for each little piece of roach all over the place! then they grow into creatures the size of the moon itself! so they story leads on from here, the roaches never did end thier spree, and only one person knows how to stop them. surprise surprise... thats me! the secret is... hey hold on... is that Fred? hey Fred! how ya going? good to see you aga-AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!  city or country? why  (12 answers)  boxocereal: City.  JamesLeer13: country I guess, it's more peaceful...wait---not I'm not sure  prettypinkpixie: country, u cant throw stones at cow pats in the city! plus country has more muddies!  crazy_chick07: country, it's just better  bobthebilder: country i like the fact that you can do what ever you whant out there......like loud sex  DistantSun: country. nice, quiet, no pollution  korn_chick2007: city..more places to go  mikedude03: city. because i grew up in the middle of one, and even though it was crappy, I'm naturally biased to defend it. so there.  ok so you die. . then what happens? tell me your theories.  (7 answers)  boxocereal: Piss.  rylltraka: The worms crawl in and out and bust out a game of pinochle.  prettypinkpixie: i get eaten by worms  bobthebilder: im a demon so i donot die  korn_chick2007: I believe you get reincarnated  satans~little~girl: I GO 2 HELL AND LIVE WITH SATAN  how wierd are eyebrows? they're alway way to huge or dont seem to be there, wheres the serenity?  (7 answers)  boxocereal: LOL!  korn_chick2007: I don't really pay attention to them  daniyell: who knows  Rammsteinfan: yeah, i have light eyebrows so its hard to see mine  johnny_depp_is_sexy: Eyebrows stop the sweet from going into your eyes so if you have big ones then you are ok  ndege_ocello: *raises eyebrow* huh?  blondes vs. brunettes?  (12 answers)  boxocereal: Blonde.  prettypinkpixie: brunettes. i am one, and we rock!  crazy_chick07: *i'm a blonde so i can say this* ditz vs. ditz they both can be equally stupid at times  korn_chick2007: brunettes  applecucumber: i cant make up my mind  satans~little~girl: 2 bad im not 1 of those. tee hee  daniyell: im a blonde but i like brunettes  Rammsteinfan: i prefare blondes  ndege_ocello: brunettes  tornintotinypieces: brunettes are sexier in my opinion  Why do 'baddies' apparently only come out at night?  (7 answers)  boxocereal: What?  Heidikins: because superman and friends need their sleep at night  JamesLeer13: so they can blend in with their dark clothes  satans~little~girl: i dunno  Rammsteinfan: so they dont get noticed easily  Cherrylynnie: coz they'll be sleepin in the morning  night, or day which is better?  (11 answers)  boxocereal: Evening.  JamesLeer13: night rocks.  crazy_chick07: the stars and moon come out at night, so night is better  korn_chick2007: night  applecucumber: i like night  satans~little~girl: night  Rammsteinfan: night, coz its magical  Cherrylynnie: NIGHT!! definetely nite.. day is too hot!  gayguyinsussex: day  if vegetables could smile, we'd be pretty screwed  (8 answers)  boxocereal: Hmm..  JamesLeer13: yeah we would, christ!  applecucumber: potatoes have eyes????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  mikedude03: we'd be even more screwed if they could bite. And still more screwed if they could get up and chase us.  satans~little~girl: yup  Rammsteinfan: umm... what?  tornintotinypieces: I guess we would  if animals could smile, do you think you would still eat them?  (7 answers)  boxocereal: Uhh..  Gollum: they do, but i still eat them as the animals we eat, such as cows and chickens we created them in the form that they are now  korn_chick2007: I wouldn't  applecucumber: i dont think i could  satans~little~girl: i don't eat meat no matter what  Rammsteinfan: who gives a f**k if they smile or not, id still eat them, mwhahahaha *evil grin*  tornintotinypieces: If I was really hungry I would.  art or sport? watch or participate?  (9 answers)  boxocereal: Watch.  korn_chick2007: art, watch  applecucumber: both and both  Rammsteinfan: art and watch  ndege_ocello: art- participate, sports- watch if its football and participate if its basketball or ping-pong  gayguyinsussex: art and watch  tornintotinypieces: both and both  have you ever had 'the glamour of tradgedy syndrome' where you exaggerate or lie about bad events in your life to make you seem more tragic/glamorous/interesting? come on, be honest.  (3 answers)  boxocereal: What?  rylltraka: Yep. But I'm kind of a raconteur anyway, so most things get exaggerated.  have you ever rimmed?  (6 answers)  boxocereal: No.  JamesLeer13: what's that mean?  applecucumber: i have, but only once and never again  Rammsteinfan: what does rimmed mean?  tornintotinypieces: yeah and it was not very nice  variety is the spice of life, true or false?  (5 answers)  boxocereal: Usually true.  rylltraka: Oregano is the spice of life. Variety is the dish.  korn_chick2007: true  Rammsteinfan: true  tornintotinypieces: true it means we get to go through life trying everything at least once  homosexuality - genetic? environmental? aliens caused it? give me some theories.  (2 answers)  boxocereal: Who knows.  mikedude03: definitely the aliens... with all those anal probes, what do you expect??  sex without love/ love without sex - possible? successful? tell all  (6 answers)  boxocereal: Both are possible.  korn_chick2007: both are possible, but i'd prefer sex without love  Rammsteinfan: sex without love is possile, coz it could just be a one night stand with someone... and love without sex is possible, coz some people are celibate, meaning they dont have sex  tornintotinypieces: both are possible and can be successful depending on how you deal with it  intensify: Both possible.  who here likes fire?  (13 answers)  boxocereal: Yes.  JamesLeer13: it's fire though, what's the big deal?  rylltraka: Indeed. Pyrotechnics make anything better.  prettypinkpixie: its good for toasting marshmallows!  korn_chick2007: I do  applecucumber: if i hadnt discovered the joys of fire i would be a very different person, i love it  Rammsteinfan: i like it  JaysonXB: I play with fire when I get the chance to.  CanadianAfro: pyro here  cold-fusion23: <--  evilevie-leigh: ME!!  My Mother thinks bisexuals are greedy people who should make up their minds, what do you think?  (13 answers)  boxocereal: LOL!  Heidikins: ive had that said about my friend before and think its a harsh sterotype based on the more flamboyant bisexuals who take advantage of liking both sexes by being rampant  applecucumber: i think that although my mum's loverly, shes a bit closed minded. i completely disagree with her.  Rammsteinfan: i totally agree with mother  Rammsteinfan: i totally agree with mother  JaysonXB: Greedy in what way? In the way that they chose to satisfy their own personal needs the way they chose? I see not a greedy person, but someone that has chosen a path wether insecure or not.  CanadianAfro: on top of that who the fuck said you could only choose one? just most people only choose one side of the spectrum doesnt mean you have to  CanadianAfro: im bisexual and its not that i cant make up my mind its that i like both...ur mom can cram it up her ass  cold-fusion23: i don't agree with ur mother.  ~silverstar~: i agree  Hated_Outcast: *have...not has...  Hated_Outcast: ...I Think everyone should just mind their own bussiness about everything. People has the right to have the sexuality they prefer...I'm just a person to tries to look at everything from everyone's point of veiw; not just from my own. No one is correct or wrong; just different outlooks and stuffs...Yeah..I hope I just made sense..????  margarine or butter?  (15 answers)  boxocereal: Butter.  JamesLeer13: what's the difference?  rylltraka: Butter.  makisha: Margerine. Definately.  korn_chick2007: butter  Rammsteinfan: butter, i hate low fat products such as margerine  tornintotinypieces: butter  thauris_ahta_guda: I cant believe it's not butter!!!!!!!  JaysonXB: Does it really matter?  CanadianAfro: cum  cold-fusion23: margarine.  ~silverstar~: neither  ThEsIgHtOfBlOoD: butter margarine is made one less molecule from being plastic im not gonna spend my time eating plastic hehe  if you could, would you touch it? and what colour would it be?  (7 answers)  boxocereal: Uhh..  applecucumber: ill touch anything, as long as it doesnt smell.  Rammsteinfan: yeah, i would touch it, and it would be flesh coloured ;)  JaysonXB: M'm....green with a face on it.....oh yeahhhh I lack it.  cold-fusion23: of course, silver.  ~silverstar~: ?  if i were to ask you to have sex with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question? think abowd it  (9 answers)  boxocereal: No.  rylltraka: Yes. Damn your infernal question.  mikedude03: so i'm screwed if i do, and screwed if i don't. sounds good to me :D  Rammsteinfan: i would proberbly say... "umm... yeah ok" ;)  JaysonXB: I'd probably chase you down the street with a paintball gun.  frenchbillyboy: now i answer Yes,, both Yes, ok, at least one of them is right !! arrg too much too think: SEX and questions couldnt u just ask WANNA HAVE SEX ?  frenchbillyboy: the answer is :NO, cause if i answer NO here, it means i answer YES to ur 1st question ! am i right ?  ~WOLF~: ~Yes.....no......yes.....no......*dies*~  Does your mum like you?  (12 answers)  boxocereal: Yes.  Heidikins: yep but i like jaysonxbs answer :)  JamesLeer13: yea she does, and it's annoying as hell  rylltraka: Yah.  applecucumber: she pretends she doesnt with all her, "you dont live here! get out of my fridge!" and "Jessica why am i washing your clothes? you dont live here!" and "get out of my house! you dont live here!!" but i know she loves me.  Rammsteinfan: yeah, well... she did  JaysonXB: her answer was "I didn't have an abortion, did I?"  JaysonXB: Let me ask her........brb  cold-fusion23: no, & i don't like her  ~silverstar~: probably  id84475: She's told me differently, but I'm pretty sure she does.  If i met you would i like you?  (13 answers)  boxocereal: I don't know.  JamesLeer13: I hope, though I'm only 15 (i'm a gurl)  rylltraka: Very tough question. Maybe.  applecucumber: ive met me, and yeah i like me  Rammsteinfan: im quite shy so... that depends on if you like shy guys  Cherrylynnie: maybe...  JaysonXB: You'd better.  cold-fusion23: yeah  ~silverstar~: probably  ThEsIgHtOfBlOoD: well no one has ever "hated" me  id84475: doubt it  ~soup~: unless im in a pissy mood  ~soup~: prolly  Toilet paper ---- fold or scrunch?  (10 answers)  boxocereal: Scrunch.  JamesLeer13: scruch-all the way  rylltraka: Depends on the phase of the moon.  hayles_12: scrunch! I dont have time to sit there and neatly fold bloody toilet paper!! lmao, actually I prolly do have time, I just cant be bothered!  Rammsteinfan: fold  JaysonXB: both - - feels better.  id84475: a combination?  bubbles2k5: scrunch  gigglemejessika: hahaha fold!  applecucumber: scrunch  What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?  (19 answers)  boxocereal: Open my eyes.  blondebomshell: eat breakfast  JamesLeer13: um, roll over  rylltraka: Crawl to a standing position.  Tempest7: Get on my knees & pray to the Lord that today will be a fantastic day!...  prettypinkpixie: open my eyes  Rammsteinfan: go back to sleep :P  JaysonXB: Look at the clock and put it on snooze, sleep a few more minutes and wake up again and repeat process 5 times. Then I go look for my clothes, get dressed and go back to sleep.  ThEsIgHtOfBlOoD: i usually keep a knife(or 2 or 3) under my pillow wich somehow makes itself towards my back at night so first thing is i sit up toss the knife somewhere and start the day with a big "aawww fuck"  ~soup~: get all pussy and roll over say something to my mom, like, get outta here, im sleeping  bubbles2k5: put on pants and a sweatshirt  gigglemejessika:  check and see if my cats are still in my bed ... aweee... whoops.. sorry about that  ~silverstar~: yawn  riley_2005: stay lying in bed for like 20 min. I'm not all that great at waking up  korn_chick2007: open my eyes  tomb_raider: Sleep more then I look at the clock . . . then sleep more. lol  Maggie_077: pee Last 10 Questions Posted ceaser2: who do you think on the internet is spoild? iBoy2G: 5/23: Threesome with Gage, Boxocereal and Herman Cain? iBoy2G: 5/23: Politicians are like diapers, they have to be changed frequently, and for the same reasons! iBoy2G: 5/23: I really miss ceaser1. Do you? iBoy2G: 5/23: So, I was sweeping with Gage when suddenly I noticed a broom stick up my ass...! ceaser2: when was the last time you updated your profile? ceaser2: how many girls wear crotchless panties? ceaser2: what is the best thing that happend to you? iBoy2G: 5/23: What would you say if Chris Christie was caught having sex with Michael Moore? iBoy2G: 5/23: I can't figure out if "iluvbingEMO" loves BING or EMO? WHICH IS IT?

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