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TLK_Billy  Profile   Guestbook   Friends   Photo Album   My Q&A   Contact   My Stuff   Personality  TLK_Billy's Q & A Click on a question below to answer it and to view other user's answers. TLK_Billy has 33 questions total. TLK_Billy has answered a total of 1,123 other questions. New! View Q & A Top 50  Suddenly, I am back to this site. everything looks different..except my profile. How is everyone? (3 answers)  guitargeekette: not bad...I just revisted as well! xD  boxocereal: lol...goods goods.  jess8teen: i know right  TLK is enganged (2 answers)  Dinhy: Congrats!  boxocereal: =p Congrats!  Okay, time for a frickin awesome question!! WHY, O WHY, DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD!? (8 answers)  RangerTed6: because the farmer took him out of the pen and carried jim across to cut his head off for supper..simple as that.  boxocereal: To get to the other side of the road.  RangerTed6: to get to the other side  Misz_Swaggerific: To lay an egg..  JessMania: Well see, its a complicate story. First, it would help to be aware of location. this chicken was crossing a road in Russia. He was in Russia because the Russian Chicken Mob had sprung him from the pen (iffen ya know what i mean) and in return he had to pay the family services. That is, he had to do the dirty work, be an assassin. And in the line of duty, the chicken's cover was blown, and the chicken KBG wanted his chicken rump. fast forward, and the Chicken KGB is hot on our protagonists' tail. He hops into a healy, hot wires it and begins driving like a maniac down the streets of Moscow, pursued closely by a and of chicken KGB in a mercedes S series. The chicken then wrecks in an attempt to foil the KGB in their pursuit, and is forced to flee by foot. Luckily, the mercedes was also totaled, and the majority of the gangsters were killed. The foot chase continued with only two KGB's and our hero the chicken. The Chicken makes a harrowing jump from a bridge into more traffic below, and is soon lost to the KGB's in the sea of cars and people. The chicken then crosses a nearby street in an attempt to appear un-suspicious and pedestrian. :D  Name me some awesome bands/singers that are not well known? (16 answers)  boxocereal: Skinny Puppy.  RangerTed6: Nightwish  RangerTed6: have you check austin out? youtube channel is ACMusic7  guitargeekette: Oh yeah...Lenka is cool but nt known...she's fun.  guitargeekette: Emerson Drive, Edison Glass, Until June, Imogen Heap, Eric Hutchinson, Citizen Cope, Blue Foundation...and so many more.  Actress_Star: The Editors, Lenka, A-ha, Vast, Uh huh her, The Script, Imogen Heap, Fauxliage, Billy Squire, Take That, Brooke Fraser, Espen Lind, Kristian Valen, Dishwalla, Levinhurst, Brandi Carlile, The Kin, The Chambers Brothers, Gary Go  happy_B0bbles: I know tons of underrated artists. Namely, Damien rice/Lisa hannigan. PJ harvey. Heather Nova, Vienna Tend, Dresden dolls, Hanging dolls (thanks Emma).. ect, ect.  madaboutjess: Solo guitarist. Look up Andy Mckee and Antoine Dufour. They are some of the best guitarist in the world  imissyou: The Brian Jonestown Massacre... ..that happens to be the best band ever.  LongLiveTheLoud: The Exploited. Wattie Buchan. Government issue.  Alright! New poem! Ha! I got my groove back! ..o..question..um..what about the pie? (2 answers)  Actress_Star: OMFG!! PIE  faerie_kisses: Yay. I like lemon.  Ooooopsss....did i just do that? (3 answers)  Dinhy: Okay.  faerie_kisses: oh yeah  Best Villaness all around. (If you answered "Catwoman" on the heroien ? it doesnt count here) (9 answers)  LongLiveTheLoud: Lady Deathstrike.  djhowty: malificent  happy_B0bbles: The ugly stepsisters.  SBG_Writer9289: I change my mind, it ties with Poison Ivy, Ursula, and.... The Other Mother... if I had to give the award it would be Ursula  SmartJock: Ursulla in Little Mermaid  guitargeekette: Yeah, split between Poison Ivn, Harley Quinn, and Mystique from X-Men.  Inquisitive: tough one. either lady deathstrike or the female terminator.  SBG_Writer9289: Poison Ivy  Wow, I totally flooded the Q&A. I'm sorry. (7 answers)  Dinhy: Okay.  RangerTed6: kk i do it on occasion  SBG_Writer9289: That's okay, we forgive you  boxocereal: =(  Best heroine all around? (6 answers)  djhowty: lara croft  Galerian_Parano: Lara Croft ^_^  guitargeekette: Sakura LOL  Inquisitive: samus aran.  SBG_Writer9289: Cat Woman, even though she isn't really a heroine or villainess  madaboutjess: Cloud  Best Video game Hero? (6 answers)  faerie_kisses: Sora  Galerian_Parano: Chris Redfield! <3  guitargeekette: Link and Sora  Inquisitive: guybrush threepwood.  madaboutjess: Link lol  Best Video game villian? (6 answers)  Galerian_Parano: Eve (Parasite Eve. she could kill sephiroth just by looking at him >.>)  guitargeekette: Sephiroth by far.  Inquisitive: gannon/gannondorf.  madaboutjess: Sephiroth  Best comic/Novel villian? (4 answers)  Actress_Star: Lex Luthor :)  Galerian_Parano: Joker and Harley Quinn  SBG_Writer9289: The Joker, and King Henry VIII  madaboutjess: the joker  Best Comic/ novel hero? (4 answers)  Actress_Star: Superman :)  Galerian_Parano: batman  Inquisitive: spidey!  madaboutjess: Batman  Best movie Hero? (5 answers)  Actress_Star: Superman  Galerian_Parano: Ripley (from alien series. she counts as a hero right? O.o; )  Inquisitive: neo.  madaboutjess: V  Best movie Villian? (8 answers)  Actress_Star: Lex Luthor  x0MaRiAx0: Joker...he killed the part even though its so overrated  Galerian_Parano: Kakihara (from ICHI THE KILLER or KOROSHIYA 1)  guitargeekette: The Joker but not Heath Jack Nicholson...actually captured the Joke part of Joker. Heath only did Demented and not joke.  Inquisitive: but to answer your question, darth maul.  Inquisitive: the joker is overrated.  SBG_Writer9289: The Joker. All the other villains are pussies  madaboutjess: So far and i dont want to sound cliche but the Joker was really a bad ass Villian  Oh yeah- btw people..after being offline for...3 months...maybe more? I'm back! (6 answers)  happy_B0bbles: Welcome back. After being offline in about 9 months, im back too!  SBG_Writer9289: You were gone that long? What were you doing?  anomiedistributer: ah crap ...  chuchu1218: Yayyyy  Maximum18: hooraaa for you lol welcome back  WHAT IS LOVE? (...baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me...no more...lol) (7 answers)  Actress_Star: oohh that commercial with that creepy guy dancing to this song :D  happy_B0bbles: Is this a song lyric?......mm.. I honestly dont know what LOVE is.  guitargeekette: do do do do do-do...  boxocereal: lol...  anomiedistributer: love is a product of course, which coorporations sell.  Ever read any of John Marco's books? *sigh* I think I found a new fav author. (Again, RIP MC) (1 answers)  happy_B0bbles: Ive never heard of this Author. Is he brilliant? If he is.. i'll be sure to check the library out..  Did you hear about the one guy who does that one thing with one hand? (6 answers)  Galerian_Parano: the thing with the blender?! o.O  happy_B0bbles: No. Explain.  boxocereal: No.  Why? (7 answers)  Actress_Star: egg  Slaytanicus: because you touch yourself at night.  faerie_kisses: Because I said so.  boxocereal: Because.  What up people?! (4 answers)  happy_B0bbles: Everything!! and Nothing.  puppet_show: Not much  Did you know Michael Crichton died? I sure didn't..now I'm sad (3 answers)  Inquisitive: duuude. i was so sad when i read about it.  LongLiveTheLoud: it sure is sad. World's losing great minds one at a time.  SBG_Writer9289: I didn't know he died, when did this happen?  What do you dream of? ...and for my sanity, nothing to weird, cuz i know someones gonna say sex. Lol (6 answers)  Galerian_Parano: usually nightmares or obscure things :\ kind of annoying now. i dont even consider them nightmares.  _Gryphon: I have the strangest dreams. Usually nightmares about a demonic version of the honeycomb cereal guy. Laugh if you will, but I've been having them since I was three, and he just gets scarier as I mature.  ashliidown4life: i dream of taking over the world and making it so fish can live out of water and bite people in the but  boxocereal: I dream of staying most of the time in a sound proof room where there is absolutely no noise of course and also of living in a place where I never had to turn around see someone else's mess and get aggravated.  SBG_Writer9289: My dreams vary. In one I was raped, in one my mother wouldn't come to help me, and in another I got pregnant and Martha Stewart was blessing my unborn child.  What is a good book (fiction) to read? (Please no Harry Potter, Lord of Rings, or Twilight series) (14 answers)  Actress_Star: A Prayer for Owen Meany and The World Accordingto Garp by John Irving, The Catcher in the Rye JD Salinger, Jitterbug Perfume-Tom Robbins, The Fountainhead  Galerian_Parano: Cirque du Freak, Mediator Series, and anything by Melvin Burgess.  madaboutjess: Anything by Neil Gaiman is gold  _Gryphon: I'm a big fan of the Shanara (sp) fantasy series, and of most of Stephen King's books.  ashliidown4life: blackswan  LongLiveTheLoud: Haha. i Am Legend is a great read, the original 50's book that the recent (crappy) film was based on. of course, you can always read a classic dystopian novel.  ilove4h: Faithless OMG Geat book  SBG_Writer9289: Mythago Wood by Robert Holdstock, it will make you feel like you're really there.  chuchu1218: damn damn damn! Excuse my ENTER buttom, it's out to get me. BUT, I would recommend The Lovely Bones  chuchu1218: You know, I keep saying this, but  kelsoca: *tom's cabin  kelsoca: I just finished "uncle tom'scabin" the other day. it's pretty good.  Who can you not trust the most in your life. (Goverment, or anything related doesn't count. It's too common an answer) (6 answers)  _Gryphon: Yourself. you will always be doing things you trusted yourself not to do.  boxocereal: My mom.  SBG_Writer9289: My friends and my parents  chuchu1218: hm....my father? Maybe.  ...hidden cameras?! (9 answers)  Galerian_Parano: OMG! WHERE?! +starts tearing down the walls+  boxocereal: No thankies.  _Gryphon: really? I KNEW someone was watching me... should I do something amusing? I can juggle dvd players...  puppet_show: Where?  dontcare1790: how many fingers i got up? ^ ^  chuchu1218: weird.  Angel2Devil2Friend: I dont like the idea of hidden cameras  LongLiveTheLoud: we're on camera all day, from all angles.  Just in time for Halloween, my short stoy "Pugatory House" isa up. Tell me what you think? (Be sure to read the caution in the description) (1 answers)  faerie_kisses: Hah, infant death? lol. Sounds interesting enough. I'll give it a look ^_^  Am I the only one that shudders when he hears the word "rape"? (12 answers)  Galerian_Parano: nope. i have panic attacks >_<:  Inquisitive: i doubt it.  _Gryphon: I don't shudder, but it isn't a nice word. Neither is "lynched" or "grunge" fun words are like "ointment" and "Resplendence"  chuchu1218: I don't but I'm sure other people do  RangerTed6: Probably not  faerie_kisses: i'm afraid you're the only one  SBG_Writer9289: You're not the only one. And rape is not funny even if a clown is being raped.  penpen15: well its not a fun word.  LongLiveTheLoud: Probably not, but I don't.  kelsoca: rape is no laughing matter after all. unless of course you're raping a clown.  boxocereal: Probably not.  Is it bad when you trust the political comedians more than the actual politicians now? I think i'll vote for John Stewart or Stephen Colbert. So far..they sound better. Lol (4 answers)  _Gryphon: My Government teacher said the exact same thing...  SBG_Writer9289: No I think they'd make much better candidates, although the only good thing about having Palin in office would be all the Tina Fey SNL sketches. Course with Stewart and Colbert in office the White House wouldn't seem so boring anymore  penpen15: but jon stewart and stephen colbert have vastly different views, so which one would you pick? but i agree with you there, at least they're blunt..and funny about it :)  Best martial art? (11 answers)  Dinhy: I don't know.  Galerian_Parano: Akido or Hakka-Ken (probably spelled Hakka-Ken wrong)  dontcare1790: dunno, they're all good. i guess maybe judo and this one French style {I think!!!} called "salvate" that was created during the French revolution.  LongLiveTheLoud: old fashioned Karate.  faerie_kisses: Tae Kwon Do  _Gryphon: I hear a lot about Krav maga being the most effective. I think Tae Kwon Do is fun though.  JasiVAndGUnion: Tae kwon do....or ninjitsu  SBG_Writer9289: Krav Maga *I think I might have mispelled that*  PRIMO: Ninjitsu....  RangerTed6: I like muai tai  AxlRoseislove: I don't know. I Love MMA. UFC is the best!  One of my managers thought I was going to be a serial killer later in my life, thoughts? (11 answers)  Galerian_Parano: heeeey! you can join me! XD  chuchu1218: If it's true, can I be spared?  faerie_kisses: that's a little extreme  boxocereal: lol...  RangerTed6: well if it truly is the quite ones...yikes...lol, jk, man! no way.  Cappucino: Im wondering why they thought so...  penpen15: your manager is stupid.  PRIMO: You should ask for there reasons behind that...  AxlRoseislove: Eh... My boyfriend from the sixth grade had a dream I was chasing him with a chainsaw.  Who else hates writers block and what do you do to help break it? (13 answers)  Galerian_Parano: i hate writers black bad. i usually read lyrics or watch movies to think of a plot.  RangerTed6: me and music and video games-usually violence helps me sort it out to but that doesn't seem like your thing thankfully, cause if there were mor ppl like me...well that would be trouble!  Melancholic_Maggie: i wrote a poem once about writers block lol while i was experiencing it,,bt yeah i read edgar allen poe's and a bunch of other poets..  SBG_Writer9289: Writer's block: When the characters you've created go on strike after all the shat you've put them through. I watch TV and scribble down ideas when I have writer's block.  BassManDave: a peice of advice our drummer got given once when he was struggling to write lyrics was "write abotu not being able to write"  AxlRoseislove: I hate writer's block so much it makes me cry. For the past two years my poetry has been seriously lagging it.  angellily0330: go do something else that has nothing to do with writing  SerenaMarie08: I go to sleep then wake up the next day and I'm able to write.  logomaniac: free write. The best technique ever. I have a whole journal entry on here talking about freewriting.  sydney_vaughn: Gaaaah. I hate it! I just listen to songs until inspiration hits.  What kind of animal are you? (Mythical or real.) (20 answers)  Actress_Star: chicken :)  Galerian_Parano: panda of course ^+^  dontcare1790: a telepathic white werewolf with the life span of an elf and the abailty to heal and make those around become immortal if they drink my blood.  chuchu1218: wolfie.  LongLiveTheLoud: Ring Wraith.  JasiVAndGUnion: A crab with cute little hummingbird wings and the brains of a genius dolphin....Yeah I got brains and beauty.  SBG_Writer9289: An anthropomorphic spotted hyena  AxlRoseislove: I'm an M.F.U. (Mexican Flying Unicorn. Long, but hilarious story.)  _Gryphon: Griffin/Gryphon  logomaniac: A liger...oh yes.  Gabardigirl1: squirrel they are some coniving and playful plus people usually love them  guitargeekette: A sprite/cat with huge eyes that can suck you into a vortex if you stare into my eyes for 20 seconds straight...hey my friends came up with that to tease me with the size of my eyes.  boxocereal: White tiger. 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