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 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich...... (6 answers)

 What is the definition of "too late?" Getting a free coathanger when you buy baby clothes.... (1 answers)

  What do spinach and pubes have in common? You push them both to the side before you start to eat. ..... (3 answers)

 What do rapits use as lube...?....................................Tears................. (5 answers)

 Whats red and crawls up a woman's leg?.... An abortion with homesickness.... (5 answers)

 Whats the difference between period blood and regular blood?.... You cannot stab regular blood with a fork..... (6 answers)

 How do deaf people tell the difference between someone coughing and someone mimicking a blowjob?..... (4 answers)

 hayliehalze666: i like peter's answer
 REMConcoctions: they ask if its something they can join in to know the difference
 boxocereal: I'm sure you know. =p

 You got to hand it to Michael J Fox... And do it carefully or he'll drop it.... (4 answers)

 Your not gonna believe this, but I just saved a bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms... (7 answers)

 I took Steven Hawkins keyboard once...... He was speechless... (3 answers)

 I F*cked a girl with a studder once... I finished before she said "stop."... (2 answers)

 I f*cked my Daughter in an elevator.... It was wrong on so many levels.... (8 answers)

 There is a lot of blood involved with hemorrhoids... I've left toilet bowls that look like abortions... (2 answers)

 Pregnant porn... Its like returning to the scene of the crime.... (6 answers)

 I met a vegetarian zombie once... He told me he only eats people in comas... (4 answers)

 Non alcoholic beer... Its like going down on your cousin.... It tastes the same, but you know its not right... (6 answers)

 How do you get an ethiopian pregnant?.....*****on her feet and let the flies do the rest... (6 answers)

 Need a laugh? Look ay my questions, I got jokes.... (4 answers)

 Whats the best part of having sex with a pregnant girl?....... You get a blowjob at the same time.... (10 answers)

 If you have sex with a pregnant girl, isn't that technically a threesome?..... (18 answers)

 Why can't miss piggy count to 70?............ Because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat.... (8 answers)

 I suffered a stroke recently and my left side is about unless... I now refer to it as my feminine side.... (5 answers)

  What do you call a group of epileptics in a bowl? Seizure Salad..... (6 answers)

 Is it considered rude if a deaf person talks with food in their hands?... (4 answers)

 *holds rag to your face...* Is it just me or does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?... (5 answers)

 Burning the Quran... I agree. yet If it was me, I'd burn the Quran, Torah, Bible, Satanic Bible, and the Vedas.... Do you think people have the right to do this? Is it there freedom to do so? Would be better than arson on holy buildings.... (5 answers)

 My girlfriend told me she wanted to be treated like a princess... So I put her in a car and drove it into a wall.... (6 answers)

 I was playing Hide N' Seek with a jew and a muslim. When they caught me I said "On a scale of Ann Frank to Osama Bin Laden how did I do?..... (4 answers)

 Princess Diana is in heaven and someone says to her " That is a nice halo. where did you get it?" Diana replies "Its not a halo its a steering wheel......" (6 answers)

 I'm so hungry I could eat the wheels of a miscarriage... (4 answers)

 If abortion is murder, then blowjobs are cannibalism, and masturbation is mass genocide.... (7 answers)

 I called the Rape Advice Hotline... Too bad its only for victims... (2 answers)

 What does a slinkie and a pregnant woman have in common? ,,,,,,,,,,,They are both fun to push down stairs.... (5 answers)

 A woman is lying on the beach and say to micheal jackson... "Can you move? Your in my son.".................. (9 answers)

 Isn't it ironic that pro-lifers throw eggs at an abortion clinic?.... (10 answers)

 I like my woman how I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer.... (11 answers)

 Necrophillia..... Crack open a cold one..... (5 answers)

 A girl once told me to give her 8 inches and make it hurt... So I f*cked her twice and punched her in the eye.... (8 answers)

 What do Dale Earnhart and Pink Floyd have in common? Both of their last hits were the wall... (2 answers)

 RIP Ronnie James Dio... (5 answers)

 Hear about the guy who was found not guilty for masturbating in public...? The lucky bastard got off twice.... (6 answers)

 I went to see Clash of the Titans on Easter Sunday.... Seems a little blasphemous don't you think?... (5 answers)

 Do you think Pinocchio's girlfriend ever told him to lie while he was going down on her?... (10 answers)

 Steven Hawkins went on a date recently... When he got home he had bruises, bumps, and cuts on him.... Apparently his date stood him up... (4 answers)

 Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.... What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?... (11 answers)

 Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?... they found her head and shoulders on the dashboard.... (12 answers)

 What is the better feeling?... The feeling after eating a hearty meal, or the feeling after taking a healthy sh*t?... (23 answers)

 have you ever went to make a sandwich and there in a hole in the bread? Do you try to find a piece without a hole or do you use the bread with a hole in it and risk the mayo or mustard leaking through the hole?.... (42 answers)

 lets say there is a woman who gets pregnant and has an abortion and donates her fetus or blastocyst for stem cell research. And this woman got pregnant numerous times and donated her fetus or blastocyst each time. How do you feel about this? (50 answers)

 Have you ever found money in your pants pocket after they had been washed? if so, how much did you find? (58 answers)

 Ever lose a battle with a revolving door?... (64 answers)

 Have you ever seen Jesus Christ jackhammer Mickey Mouse in the doodoo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa claus's tummy tum?............. (40 answers)

 Ever try to gargul peanut butter?....... (48 answers)

 A Caucasian person is born and lives in Africa. Then they move to the United States. Are they considered African American? (56 answers)

 Epicat: Makes you puke...Laxitives: Makes you sh*t.... Is it possible to take both at the same time without it being fatal? Could you imagine what that would feel like?... (43 answers)

 If Mayo, Ketchup, Relish, and Mustard got into a fight, which condiment would win?... (57 answers)

 Have you ever been in the shower and had someone use the water on you and the water gets really hot or cold while your in the shower? (99 answers)

 Fun size candybars... What is so "fun" about them? they don't even fill a cavity... (70 answers)

 Do you rock out with your c*ck out?.. (88 answers)

 What happens when someone from Iceland has babies with someone from Cuba?......... You get Ice cubes.... (90 answers)

 How would you feel if your parents named you by randomly drawing letters out of a Scrabble bag? Could you live with a name like "daskfmioen"?... (94 answers)

 Have you ever came to those doors at stores that say "push" or "pull"? If so, have you ever done the opposite of what it said and wondered why the door didn't open?... (123 answers)

 When you step out of the shower, is the mirror foggy? (204 answers)

 Have you ever tried to walk when your foot is asleep? Weird isn't it? If not, try it sometime... (156 answers)

 Wehn walking up or down stairs, do you even think that there is one more step than there actually is? (114 answers)

 Have you ever experienced a "Vurp"? In case you don't know, a vurp is when you burp and a bit of puke comes up. (147 answers)

 Have you ever put money in a vending machine and whatever it is you wanted gets stuck? What do you do? Kick it? Shake it? Scream violently and curl into the fetus postion while shouting excessive amounts of swear words? (144 answers)

 When you come to a message on the computer that says "Press any key to continue" what key do you usually hit? Or any you one of the few who actually looks for the "any key"? (144 answers)

 Have you ever fallen off your bed while you were sleeping? (212 answers)

 Have you ever put salt on a slug? (215 answers)

 When you type numbers on the computer, do you use the number pad on the right side of the keyboard, or the numbers above the letters? (186 answers)

 Have you ever drank a large amount of water at once and then jumped up and down to hear it swish around in your stomach? (173 answers)

 When you brush your teeth, do you start with the bottom or top teeth? (292 answers)

 Is it just me and my dumbness, or does anyone else have a hard time trying to find the right end of a trash bag to open? (243 answers)

 Make up a completely random and uberly stupid law. (267 answers)

 I got to piss, but the doctor says I cannot lift anything over 50lbs. Will you help me? lol (191 answers)

 Quick! Bitch about something! Even if its about other people bitching. (367 answers)

 What if money did grow on trees? (341 answers)