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	boxocereal: Uhh..

	Lil_Shorty09: ok..

	phreakychic: am i the only one that can't?

	Moominsummermadness: Nah...you can get rid of annoying answers.

	MisterE: yeah, but... this way when someone is being an idiot you can just delete their answers. or if they go "OOPS! WRONG QUESTION!" delete

	sugar_2004: I know this mother fucker deleted all the answers i gave him cuz he didn't like what i had to say. that was bull shit

	kylie84: you know is also terrible is that you cant spell for peanuts, lol

	Sk8terGurl2003: well...i didn't create this fuckin website so its not my fault!

	Scream_To_A_Sigh: No. If somebody leaves some racist/homophobic/something else bullcrap that isn't an intelligent opinion, just senseless flaming, why not delete it?

	~!~Trace~!~: not really... but i just have to do one thing real quick!... what, terrible, delete*! sorry, im a spelling freak

	boxocereal: Uh oh.

	Lil_Shorty09: we used to say that so much when we were like little kids

	_faded_: Redrum!!! I love The Shining.

	Moominsummermadness: Shergargh!

	poetry_godess: MURDER

	Sk8terGurl2003: huh?!?!?!

	sk8erchickie_24: whys everyone so mean to you man....you're fuckin hilarious!

	lil_monkey604: REKOJ

	tkdchic: MURDER!!!!! WHERE?????? dude that's the freakiest movie/book ever!!

	FaithMerciful: allllllllll workkkkkkkkkk annnnnnnnnddddddddd noooooooo playyyyyyyyy makeeeeeeeessssssss jillllllllllllll aaaaaaaaaaaaaa dulllllllllllllllll girlllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

	MisterE: REGNAD

	Luvlylivvy: neigh

	plastic_pipe: I wonder if red rum gets you fucked up? I know murder can fuck you up...

	charlyangel1: small child,blood on the walls,can only b a good thing

	viperchick: MURDER

	moondust_189: what the hell is up with this......

	americanhottie122: Its murder spelled backwards

	unobtrusive: Equality my ass!

	Amberle: red rum, eh? what about blue rum?

	unobtrusive: Youre a dork =P No wonder youre social life is limited. Law & Order is my favorite show. I dont give a flying fuck if you dont like it. Heres some advice: Piss off!

	westbeachbabe: Ur such a fucker, u think ur all that, but just to tell u hun ur just a low down loser, who has no friends, no life no nothing. So why dont u just go suck urself!

	artfearie: MURDER

	DANoid: All work and no play makes JOKER a dull boy

	2481632: F*ck all, I'm lazy today

	Lil_Shorty09: answer them all

	phreakychic: sit on the floor. and cry. forever.

	kylie84: i know where you live and ill come and shoot you!! once i get a gun that is

	Sk8terGurl2003: i don't really care, im gonna try to answer them anyway

	sk8erchickie_24: nuthin

	lil_monkey604: uhhhhhh......

	tkdchic: punch u angrily but then realizes it's just the screen- ouch!

	MisterE: Shit questions deserve shit answers. Thats what Im here for.

	Luvlylivvy: nothing,duh

	charlyangel1: deny u sex 4 a week! 0r 4

	viperchick: well, i was just planning on sitting here and answering them

	moondust_189: damn straight about that.....lol......oh my god whats that.........theres a chicken nawingg on my leg ......oh god please no.......ahhhhhhhhhhhh

	Amberle: humour you and answer them anyway

	artfearie: Nothing. I enjoy answering shity questions. Wait a min. what does that say about me? Damnit!

	LoQuiTa_143: give stupid answers

	LoQuiTa_143: give stupid answers

	Lil_Shorty09: there a lot of people i wanna fight

	sugar_2004: ne one who wants 2 fight me i always tell em to bring it

	sk8erchickie_24: i'll fight anyone that wants to fight me...shit

	tkdchic: i would fight u bitch what now!!?? lol i would probably kick stephanie carter's ass cuz she's a stupid preppy bitch- hahah

	jazzyjem13: i hate sasha so i would definatly fight her i wish i had grrrrrrrrrr she is such a little ho bitch i hate her guts

	MisterE: ::turns into a pussy bitch:: and now Im scared.

	Luvlylivvy: Craig Skinner. I did it before and id do it again.

	plastic_pipe: I would bitch slap then proceed to whoop up on those chicks on MTVs Sorority Girls, just because theyre all dopey bitches.

	charlyangel1: kens sister,cus if she kickd my ass,id still hav respect 4 fightin her cus shes such a badass biatch

	viperchick: What can i say? I'm just a forever frightened little pussy bitch!

	moondust_189: i have a pussy thanx and i no im a bitch but are you saying im a scardy cat................oh my god here comes that stupid fucken chicken.......no no no please go away.......oh god .....help......lol

	fire2flames: id kick my whole schools ass if i could. Im stuck in a prep school where everyone listens to pop. with the exception of me and 3 other people. we hate that shit.

	JOKER: MY IS THAT A JELIOUS DANOID???

	artfearie: I would bring Hitler back to life and kick the crap out of him.

	DANoid: Well, I was gonna say the Queen mother... but she's dead now. So Ill say my ex girlfriends boyfriend.

	Lil_Shorty09: annoying rabbit annoying rabbit better watch out here cums the boogeyman with his gang going to kill you

	tkdchic: stoned rabbit stoned rabbit with the weed here cum the stoned rabbit with his pipe

	jazzyjem13: horny RABBIT horny RABBIT sux himself so HERE CUMS THE nurse WITH HIS enema

	FaithMerciful: Peter RABBIT, Peter RABBIT is hopping home. HERE CUMS THE rabbit. WITH HIS rabbit tail. hhahahaaa

	viperchick: fuck rabbit fuck rabbit fuck fuck fuck here cums the fuckhole with his fucker

	moondust_189: the rabbit who is a rabbit fucked another rabbit opps here cums the other male rabbit from across the road with his big .......well you no.....lol

	2481632: why the **** are my answers being censored?!

	2481632: depends how much **** is on the field

	Lil_Shorty09: who says its really even grass on the other side?

	mikedude03: yeah, it is, because it's astroturf

	kylie84: i wish i knew

	tkdchic: no it's purple and covered in shrooms

	jazzyjem13: i dun kno about the TOTHER side but on the OTHER side it is

	babyangelshell: nope its browner

	MisterE: Of course it is!

	charlyangel1: the grass on the other side is burnt n brown,stay where u are!

	viperchick: Well, see... my brother pointed out that that's physically impossible. Cause it'd just get greener and greener and greener and greener and greener and greener and greener and greener and...

	Amberle: ha, my history teacher had a picture of four cows standing around an intersection + and each cow was eating over the fence, now either that saying is wrong, or these cows were colour blind.

	Moominsummermadness: No - that's the whole point of the saying! It's just as bad, once you get there, usually. And - "Not all that tempts your wandr'ing eyes / And heedless hearts, is lawful prize / Nor all, that glisters, gold" (Thomas Grey - Ode on the Death of a Fav

	Lil_Shorty09: ok

	elle24: HAHA in some cases I suppose :P

	sugar_2004: yes it is

	tkdchic: but where wetter?

	MisterE: you have no idea...

	viperchick: haha tru dat

	Amberle: um, okay?

	Moominsummermadness: 1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a thumb war, 5, 6, 7, 8 Try to keep your thumb straight......1, 2, 3, 4, I won Thumb War!

	tkdchic: ok runs finally hides under computer

	MisterE: Youll be on? on what?

	viperchick: That's right. Go play go hide and fuck yurself........ jk

	Amberle: Im not ready!!! what are you counting to ?!

	DANoid: WAIT, WAIT!!! Im not ready!............................ OK go...

	boxocereal: Hmm..

	Poetry_Godess: cheech and chong is the ****

	phreakychic: half baked

	sugar_2004: Alice in wonderlands my shit!

	tkdchic: cheech and chong is good but half baked is better

	poetry_godess: cheech and chong or half baked

	MisterE: CHEECH AND CHONG! best movie... holy shit.

	charlyangel1: dirty draw smoker!!!!!

	JOKER: cheech and chong NEVER HEARD OF IT SO I IS GONNA GO OUT ON A LIMB AND FIND THE FUCKER BUT IF ITS SHIT ILL CUM BACK AND RAPE UR PRIZE COW

	Amberle: How High

	Moominsummermadness: I don't get stoned. Disney Sing Along Songs and "Not Now Bernard and other tales by David McKee" is good when you're drunk

	DANoid: Ren and Stimpy

	DANoid: Fear and Loathing in Las Vagas, cheech and chong, umm... horror movies are also good when you're stoned

	Guest Brett: Jay and SIlent Bob Strike back

	boxocereal: No.

	Dinhy: No.

	kylie84: that last one was a tiny bit harsh. not that i care, lol kidding i care deeply

	MisterE: $$, fucking Brit.

	Luvlylivvy: ill show u mine if u show me urs

	viperchick: "everybody... make way for the hurt kid. And... bring me their wallet"

	moondust_189: eeeewwwwww you suck.lol

	Amberle: dont you mean show me the $$$$$ ?? go Canada!

	Moominsummermadness: It's Easter, show me the Bunny

	boxocereal: Yes.

	jazzyjem13: FUCK!

	MisterE: like a diamond in the sky...

	Amberle: how I wonder what you are...

	boxocereal: ?

	charlyangel1: no,strictly class as 4 me

	Moominsummermadness: No! It's terribly bad for you!

	boxocereal: No.

	MisterE: drugs = BAD, alcohol = GOOD.

	viperchick: I recon drugs be bad.... but some recon drugs be good

	Amberle: ---- not make any sense of it

	Amberle: Ive read this question like 5 times, but I still can

	Moominsummermadness: Hmm...I wouldn't take illegal drugs. I don't think I would anyway. You never know until you're in the situation. I think they're a bad thing, generally, unless used for medicinal purposes.

	DANoid: hmm... I'm trying so, so hard to make any sense of this question LOL! I'm glad you're back JOKER

	boxocereal: No.

	lil_dreamer14: YOU HAVE SEROUS ISSUES

	Moominsummermadness: Screaming Lord Sutch is dead!!! The Monster Raving Looney Party is sadly no more.

	boxocereal: LOL!

	MisterE: so THATS what you were complaining about last night...

	charlyangel1: no comment

	viperchick: Um.... why do you ask.....??

	Amberle: cant say I have

	DANoid: Not Yet JOKER, Not Yet

	boxocereal: No.

	MisterE: PARTY?! where??

	Guest charlyangel1: nope i dont snort cocaine

	Amberle: any time!

	guywithnoears: because im a punk rocker?

	UNCdtGirl98: hell yes!!!!

	DANoid: Be excellent to each other!..... Party on dudes!

	angels_child: its hard but somebodys gotta do it!

	viperchick: Yep, you do that...

	Moominsummermadness: Well...Ok.

	antisocial: hmm.. k

	kage05: ok

	boxocereal: What is HP???!!

	MisterE: HP, Beans, Toast?? ::gags::

	Amberle: good question....

	guywithnoears: is HP a turd? I wouldnt know.

	UNCdtGirl98: what the hell...! What the fuck r u rambling about?

	DANoid: What??? Stop talkin British bullshit!

	viperchick: I DONT get it.....

	Moominsummermadness: I don't know! I don't like beans! Or HP sauce...I like salad cream with chips. Mmm.

	antisocial: b/c the great oz said so

	boxocereal: Hmm..

	MisterE: Im actually friends with a couple of them... they arent all bad. Fuck... Im such a loser!

	Amberle: because they dont know how to let loose.

	moondust_189: what does that mean?

	guywithnoears: wouldnt know

	DANoid: Cus they're all computer nerds who think they're top shit

	viperchick: Ya see, thats what I was just talking bout.

	Moominsummermadness: I don't think they are are they?

	boxocereal: Beats me.

	kylie84: ME!!!!!! though i am 18

	MisterE: VIPERCHICK! 76 years... seriously though, I think its Jeff. hes an Admin.

	charlyangel1: possibly sum 48 year old i spoke 2 yestrday,felt sorry 4 him cus ppl tookj the piss,guess he just didnt pass the cool test,sad fuckers!!!!

	Amberle: someone calm... the edgy ones are always on the lookout.

	DANoid: Hahaha fuck! and I thought I was old

	angels_child: 40-50-60?!wow.the oldest ive talked to was 25 i thought that was old..

	viperchick: Ewwww! Theres this guy who worz for the SC, and he fuckin goes round tryin ta make friends with kids an shit. Hes a fuckin queerdo, and hes like, 40-50 or som'm.

	Moominsummermadness: I searched for different ages and there are like 60 year olds on here somewhere, no joke

	boxocereal: Hmm..

	MisterE: someone calm because people on the edge would always be on the look out.

	moondust_189: someone who is calm...

	guywithnoears: because guys are not hard when theyre calm. They probably are when they watch baywatch re-runs.

	DANoid: BOO!!!!

	viperchick: I am so bad at scaring people.

	Moominsummermadness: I dunno...people who seem extremely calm might be secretly on the edge...

	kage05: its easier to scare someone whos edgy...

	boxocereal: Hmm..

	MisterE: I couldnt have said it better myself.

	unobtrusive: Hell yeah! One of my favorite shows!

	Amberle: i think its good, the best part was when Reese bought Dewy(?) a plane and then steped on it.... hehehe

	DANoid: Yeah... I've seen 1 episode... pretty funny. But it's on the same time I go to Taekwondo so I never get to watch it :(

	viperchick: Mhft... yeaaaah.

	Moominsummermadness: Not as good as the Moomins

	boxocereal: ??

	MisterE: Just one? I cant choose...

	charlyangel1: tequila

	moondust_189: one what.......now thatis the question

	moondust_189: one what.......now thatis the question

	DANoid: Cointreau

	Moominsummermadness: Spirits...I don't really like spirits...what about co-op citrus vodka...eww..

	boxocereal: Hmm..

	MisterE: You can never be too immature to be a Dad! come on, look at Adam Sandler in Big Daddy!

	charlyangel1: do u really want my opinion on that? :-)

	Amberle: no one is too imature... youll just have some weird kids...

	moondust_189: yeah but no......you would make a fine dad.why did you get someone knocked up?

	viperchick: But you know... like dan said, you have to have some immaturity in you to be a dad! I mean, you gotta be a friend to the kid, not a superior. And dont worry, my dads a druggie, and I turned out just fiiiiiine.... merp.

	DANoid: You can never be too immature to become a dad.

	viperchick: No, but I think yur too much of a druggie to become a dad. Sorry...

	Moominsummermadness: Well it depends...have you already become one?

	boxocereal: LOL!

	MisterE: its TWO correct words...

	charlyangel1: poo poo head applies

	DANoid: What kind of dumbass question is that??? OF COURSE IT IS!

	viperchick: To me, yes... to others, Im not so sure...

	Moominsummermadness: No!

	boxocereal: No.

	MisterE: SPIKE

	charlyangel1: willow,without a doubt,1 4 being les n 2 for her line pussy flute line(granted she wasnt willow at the time)

	Amberle: Buffy

	DANoid: You are acting very mature aren't you Ebony

	viperchick: DANIELS GAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

	DANoid: Yeah you heard me vipershit!

	kage05: Spike...Definitly Spike

	viperchick: spike?!? SPIKE!?!

	moondust_189: ............duh...............

	angels_child: willow

	DANoid: Buffy... But Spike is the best

	Moominsummermadness: Do you mean prettiness-wise? I think Willow has a nice pale and interesting look...

	viperchick: Yur a fucking loser!

	boxocereal: Hmm..

	MisterE: Odi!

	charlyangel1: odie

	Amberle: Odi

	moondust_189: oddie i think

	tyna01: odie

	DANoid: Yeah what they said

	Moominsummermadness: yep, I'm sure it was Odie too. And what was the bloke called? Jim?

	viperchick: Odie!

	boxocereal: I don't know.

	MisterE: Honestly... no.

	charlyangel1: does a bear shit on the highway

	moondust_189: yeah.......i never thought it would

	viperchick: lmao... danoids got the right answer.

	DANoid: Nah I havent really noticed any improvement... But I love the way you spell... it makes me laugh

	Moominsummermadness: Hmm....it seems a bit better...have you been making an effort to improve it? Spelling isn't the most important skill...but good spelling makes a good impression I suppose so...yeah I think it's better!

	viperchick: And thats not how you spell honest.

	viperchick: Hey.... last moth didnt yur profile say you were 14??? Ahhhhh!!!

	viperchick: nopo

	boxocereal: What?

	MisterE: best X-mas film... Harry Potter :D

	charlyangel1: tv sucks! mind polluting bollox!

	moondust_189: how the fuck should i no

	DANoid: In Australia, we had those National Lampoon's movies... you know, Vacation, European Vacation, Christmas Vacation and Vega's Vacation

	Moominsummermadness: I love Bill and Ted's! But I missed it! I liked Back to the Future II and Sliding Doors...

	boxocereal: No.

	kylie84: 34

	MisterE: hmmm... 5 isnt an option, is it?

	Luvlylivvy: 78

	Amberle: 2

	moondust_189: what comes between 1 and3 ?

	viperchick: anything you want it to, dan...

	DANoid: Hahahaha what the fuck is that suposed to mean viperchick???

	Moominsummermadness: 2...'tis the only option...were you trying to catch people out?

	viperchick: pic yur own fuckin number between yur ass and yur penis.

	UNCdtGirl98: 2

	UNCdtGirl98: 2

	boxocereal: ?????

	MisterE: I dont think the whole Christmas tree and Santa Claus thing has anything to do with the TRUE meaning of Christmas.

	angels_child: I dont but i cant say why exactly

	DANoid: uhh... mash potato mash potato

	Moominsummermadness: Prince Albert introduced them to Britain...he was German and it was a German traditions. It spread around the world after that because the UK was influential in Victorian times. Dunno why the Germans started it.

	viperchick: because they smell good. SANTAS GONNA COME TO ALL YUR HOUSE AND SHIT UNDER ALL YUR TREES!!!!! Santa Clause is gonna come rape yur dawg.

	boxocereal: WHAT??

	DANoid: So... your nerdy side is finally coming out

	Moominsummermadness: Star Trekkin' across the Universe...something something something something la la la la...

	viperchick: STAR TREK SUX ASS!!!

	boxocereal: CUDDLE!

	sugar_2004: Amen 2 that! Gotta smoke

	kylie84: whats wrong with tea?

	Luvlylivvy: a rest

	NorthernBlueFlame: i hate smoke (my dad used to smoke) and i hate tea as well, so neither! but ofcourse, how would i know?

	enragedteen: errr that was MUNCHES

	enragedteen: pull the condom off...time for some MUCHIES

	viperchick: Yes. I go out to high tea with my darling queen elizabeth...

	iwishiwasjuliet: Thats when cuddling comes in handy.

	viperchick: Yeah. I was laughing soooo hard... : l

	moondust_189: funny real funny

	Moominsummermadness: I dont get sex either! Good solution

	lithium: aint nuttin like pimpin by 2-$hOrT

	lithium: i honestly after sex like taking my hash or thai oil and lining my cig with in then smoke it get high and have a cig at the same time its quite fun

	Danoid: Yeah thats right... a cup of tea

	guywithnoears: I would apologize for being too wild on her..cause ya know....i may look innocent...but ya know

	antisocial: ... wouldnt know

	Plastic_Pipe: Haha... good Q... nothing beats a Port after getting my jollies

	boxocereal: ?

	PabloHibiki: South Park

	angels_child: South Park

	viperchick: South Park- BL&U. Did anybody else notice in the VERY beginning when the deer are jumpin across the road that one of em pisses in the snow???

	Moominsummermadness: Blllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!

	Voices: I havent seen B&B, so id have to say southpark.

	Danoid: Im so sick of Southpark... but I guess I laughed more in Southpark than B&B when I first saw them.

	guywithnoears: south park

	antisocial: uhhh... dude... wherez my car

	Plastic_Pipe: B and B Do America... hands down... they trip shrooms in that movie... fuckin a!

	boxocereal: No.

	charlyangel1: my alcoholic mother

	NorthernBlueFlame: i luv you! but i hate you! but i luv you! but i hate you! but.......

	viperchick: DO DO DO DO DO DO DO beeboop. Were off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of OOOOOOOOZZZZZZZ!!!!

	DANoid: Because because because because BECAUSE..... Because of the wonderful things he does...

	enragedteen: higher sperm count?

	viperchick: Its called PMS, buddy!

	Moominsummermadness: ...to leave me, Ill give you ten good reasons to stay......it hurts when you walk away...too many broken hearts in the world, theres too many dreams have been broken in two (Jason Donovan - quality)

	Danoid: Cos you are a Wooly woofter!

	guywithnoears: Smoking marijuana

	antisocial: because...

	Plastic_Pipe: Fuck a pig, eat a po

	boxocereal: LOL!

	kylie84: good question ive thought about that question for many years (and got nothing im thinking they shit through their belly button

	MisterE: goes in one end... comes out the other.

	UNCdtGirl98: lol thats some funny shit! To answer your question - it doesnt. Ive never seen a cartoon shit in front of small children. lol...damn

	NorthernBlueFlame: what goes in one end comes out the other, if you know what i mean (if i ws cat, i would never let dog eat)

	enragedteen: maybe they both have a severe case of constipation

	moondust_189: out the mouth

	Moominsummermadness: I hate that cartoon!

	Danoid: That is so weird, it was just on TV. But to answer your question.... it doesnt.

	antisocial: its just another mystery....

	Plastic_Pipe: Shit comes out of Dogs mouth

	boxocereal: Hmm..

	mikedude03: imperial march

	Luvlylivvy: Toxicity-System of a Down

	charlyangel1: Crawling in the dark,HOOBASTANK or hole,rock star/its the end of the world as we know it REM or the skunk anansie 1 that goes,u kill me with ur smelly fingers,ur smelly fingers from the sex u had on christmas day/the drugs dont work the verve,if i wa

	tdogsgurlie: my entrance music would be bku uh huh

	unobtrusive: ...hm...cant decide between...Linkin Parks Cure of the Itch or Plumbs Crazy, or The Corrss Forgiven, Not Forgotten

	Amberle: Blink - Mutt

	UNCdtGirl98: lol what the hell kinda question is that?

	kage05: i wish you were here - incubus

	NorthernBlueFlame: that one song, im a bitch, im a lover, im a child, im a mother, and so on, or bounce with me lol

	enragedteen: hahaha... do you mean.. what music do me and my partner bone to? we dont bone indoors... only in public places FRISKAY

	angels_child: Blink 182 stay togethjer for the kids

	Moominsummermadness: Memories Are Designed to Fade - a Bside by Savage Garden

	Danoid: That is a wicked question! Umm mine would be Oh Yeah by Yello. (you know that one in Ferris Bullers Day Off)

	guywithnoears: Drive - Incubus

	antisocial: the powerpuff girls theme song...

	Plastic_Pipe: Stupid Girl - Garbage